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12 Days of Thotmas

    LISTEN 👏 UP 👏 SLUTS 👏 : On the 1st 🥇 Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    BE 👏 NOT 👏 AFRAID 👏 BITCH 👏👼🏼: On the 🥈nd Day of Christmas 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    I 👏 BRING 👏 YOU 👏 GOOD 👏 TIDINGS 👏 OF 👏 GREAT 👏 DICK 👼🏼: On the 🥉rd Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    DICK 👏 THE 👏 HALLS 👏 BITCH 🎄🎀: On the ⓸th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    GO 👏 TELL 👏 IT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 MOUNTAIN 🏔🏔🏔: On the 𝟝th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    JINGLE 👏 THOSE 👏 BALLS 👏 BITCH 🔔🔔: On the ❻th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    HARK 👏 THE 👏 PARTY 👏 BITCHES 👏 SING 👏👼🏼: On the 𝟟th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    O 👏 CUM 👏 ALL 👏 YE 👏 BITCHES 👏 ✨: On the ⓼th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 8️⃣tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    JOY 👏 TO 👏 THE 👏 GURLS 👏 THE 👏 BOIS 👏 HAVE 👏 CUM 👏 🌟: On the 𝟿th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
    YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

    George Santos EXPELLED

      📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO! 💅👠 They think 👑Kitara💃🏻 is just a 👦🏽latin👨🏽boy🫳🏽 in a ✨dress👗 👋 so NO 🚫more🙅 stealing campaign 💸funds💰 for our 💉HOLEtoxed💉baddie! ✌️😶 She joined 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of SEXY 🫦🍆 DISGRACED👅😏 politicians🇺🇸🧑‍💼 consigned⚖️ to that 🍆👀 ignominious👄 fate🫨💀💦
      🌈Pop the 🍾 POPPERS👃and 💦loosen🍆 those 🍑HOLES🕳️🫦 cause this 📖story AINT over🙅 Our 💃🏻girl💄 was 🕵️‍♂️🔍 inDICKted🚨👮‍♂️ on 2️⃣3️⃣ federal charges🫦👩‍⚖️ Let’s hope they allow 📱💦OnlyFans✊🍆 and 🛍️Sephora💋palettes💄 where she’s going⛓️⚖️ 🫳Drop🫧 that 🧼soap🚿show🐒 your 🍑bussy🕳️ and make😏👅 some🥵🍆friends 💦🥜 bitch🍑👄🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈 Our 📢BIG‼️FAT 😵 liar 🤥 DADDY⛓️😍 delivered🚚📦 for the 👯‍♀️girls✨ 🕵️‍♂️🇧🇷 Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 our 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ queen💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵🔫🗣️Spread 👐 this like ❤️🦠GONORRHEA😷🕳️ at 🔥🌈Fire🌈 Island🍆💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜 Get 🔟 back and 💃🏻👑Kitara💦👩🏻‍🦱 might 🌊 SLIP 🕳️ right out 😉 of this 💦👄STICKY🥜💦 situation🤪 like she 🙅avoided 🕵️‍♂️prosecution👨‍⚖️ in 🏛️🚫 Brazil 🇧🇷 Get 5️⃣ back and George will 👹visit🫂 you 🕔tonight🌚🔮🌙 and deposit🎁 his ⚡️🙈stolen🫦🥵 donations🍆💦 into your 🍑bussy🕳️🥰 but get 0️⃣ back🔙 and 👉 your 🦋🫃🏾mom💦🤱 will ☠️🪦die🥰🦴🩸 as many 💯 times 😵as 💃🏻👑his🍑 has🤔😳😭
      📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO!
      🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈🕵️‍♂️Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 this 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ hoe 💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜
      Rep. George 😘 Santos (R-N.Y.)🗽 defiantly 🤬 said 💬👱 Thursday that 🍆 he’ll 😈 continue ⬆️ FUCKING 👌👉 and fighting 😤🍩💪💪🥊💥 to keep 👌 himself 😎 from 💰 being 😑😑 only 😤 the sixth 🕕 member 🎫🍆 ever 🖖 to be ❌ expelled from 🔙👉👊 the House 🏘 of Representatives 😂. Santos ‼️ was the subject 💕 of a damning 🫣😱 Ethics CUMittee 💦 report 📄 and has 🤔👉 been 💴🥜 charged 🔌 with 23 👔 felonies. Big 📢❗ fat 😵 liar 🤥 Daddy 😘😍 George 😘 needs 🤲 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 a vote 🔝 Friday 🎅🏿 or he’ll 🔥🥵 be 🥜 expelled from 👩 CUMgress 🏛️ and join 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of sexy 💦😩🍆 disgraced U.S. 🇺🇸 politicians consigned to that 🍆👀 ignominious fate 💀
      expelled from congress 😣😔😖 but never from this BUSSY 🤝😇🥵 send this to 5 👋🏻 of ur SLUTTIEST CONGRESSMEN 👔👨🏻‍💼 or sashay 💃🏼to MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S HELL HOLE 🥹😇🥵😈👺👹forever 😘

      Happy Spotify Wrapped

        🚨🗣️LISTEN UP🗣️🚨you 🎶music🎵SLUTS💋 it's time to 📱Spotify UNwrap😜 those 🍆DICKS and get 🥩RAW DOGGING💦 Today's the day to do some 🤘😎head banging, 😮🍆GIVE HEAD and GET BANGING 👉👌Do you 🎧listen to hard rock🎸? Or do you 👅slurp some 🪨HARD COCK😩 Find out who 🔝TOPPED your🥇charts📈 this year and 💦CUM🫦 out on 🔝TOP of DADDY'S🥵 charts with the👂sound 🔊 of that 💧WET 🍑ASS PUSSY 🎤Bust a rhyme💥BUST A NUT🌰 and let it🚰STREAM😜 out of that 👄CUNT👅 Make a 📲playlist of your ❤️favorite 🌭DONGS🍆 to end 2023🥳 Share this with 5️⃣ THOTS who love 👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAPing👏 that 🍑ASS to their #️⃣1️⃣ song🥇 Cbat😏
        💚💚Happy Spotify Wrapped Day👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻 my sonic sluts 🔊🔊 Whether you want to be safe 👷 and keep that dick 🍆 wrapped 🎁 or show your freaky 🤪 side and record it 🎥RAWDIO 🥩 🎙 today is for ALL muDICK 🎶🍆 lovers 🤤 Did you Indie 👩🏻‍🎤Pop 🍾 your cherry 🍒 this year or have you always been more into 🎼🎹 WHOREchestral 🎺🎻 music? When you’re alone 🚶 you may like Lo-Fi Beating 🥊🎵😎🎵 your meat 🥩 or playing with your CUNTry 😽🤠 Find a friend 👯 and relax 💆‍♀️to some R&BJs 💦😋 Have a party 🎉 and blast some Erotic 👄 Dance Music ⚡️⚡️⚡️ and let everyone hear 🧏🏻‍♂️your EMOANS 👩🏼‍🎤🗣 Don’t forget to show the world 🌎 which artists 👨🏻‍🎨 you’ve been riding 🏇 hard and long 🤤 for all year 🥵 If you send this to 5️⃣ other lusty listeners 🎧💃your favorite artist 🎸🎷will sing 🎤 into your tight juicy lips 💦 😘😜💚💚 If you don’t get any back you’ll be Apple 🍎 MuSICK 🤢🤢🤢 for the rest of the year 😱😱
        The day has finally CUM 💦💦Happy Sluttify Wrapped 🎶🎁🎵all you musicHOLE 👉👌bitches!! 💅 💅💅Make sure you open up that app 🧑‍💻😫before you open your legs tonight🐱👅🐱👅they’ve got a BIG 🥴 package📦 for you to unwrap 💦 have fun finding out your top artists 🔥🔥🔥as you get 🔝TOPPED🔝 by that big fat dick 🍆🍆🍆 and make sure u share to ur instaGAYm 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 story so everyone knows how big of a 💦🍆🍑WHORE 🍑🍆💦 for spotify you really are 😏😍spread this message (like u do with ur cheeks🍑👅) to at least 🔥69🔥 of your scissor ✂️ sisters 💅💅or everyone will know u use ASSHOLE 🍎📱music

        Henry Kissinger

          SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥,  and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
          ❤️ 🤠Howdy sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👨‍🦳🕊War Criminal Henry KISS💋inger🕊👨‍🦳 is trying to KISS Heaven's Ass🍑🪽 For Entry 🤙🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😭 and 🥴Moaning🥴😏 👉allllll 💯across➡️🩸🫣 Southeast Asia👌❤️ 🌏 🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Kiss💋 some cheeks 💑 and Spread Some CHEEKS 🍑🥵, get some BOMB 💣 Ass🍑 Dicking down🍆⬇️ 💦 til you're in worse shape 😩💦 than Cambodia 🇰🇭 in 🫦🍆'6️⃣9️⃣ 🫣😏, all in honour of 🤪💦Tricky Dick's right-👋🍆Hand-Job 🩸💣Mass Murderer🫣🫦 💌Send this to all 💯 your favorite SEX-cretaries of State 🍑💦😏 If you get 3️⃣ or less, you’ve BLOWN 💦 your load 🍆🍆🍆 but missed the shot 🙀🙀🙀 just like our BAD BOY Kissinger 😻 blew his load all over 💯Southeast Asia 🌏 😿😿😿
          
          "The illegal we do 👉👌😏 immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer 😛🫦💦" -Henry KISS💋inger

          Pro Henry Kissinger

          i am SICK and TIRED of seeing Kissinger hate everywhere I go! ''Muh pissinger this, muh Anthony Bourdain that'' like shut the fuck up peacenik. Every single Chilean or cambodian ''innocent'' child that Kissinger killed was a filthy communist that deserved nothing but 20 tons of agent orange. Like, who wants foreign policy without war crimes? Grow up libtards. Y'all are saying he's burning in hell but I know for a fact he's up therein heaven with Nixon, Reagan and Rumsfeld, laughing at all you all filty hippies burning in hell. Fucking McGovernites should shut the fuck up and respect a true american, hell, world hero

          Anthony Bourdain on Henry Kissinger

          “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”
          
          ― Anthony Bourdain

          Black Friday

            It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
            Hey there 👋 SKANK SLUTS 🤗 It’s Big BLACK ⚫️ COCK 🐓 FRIDAY 🍆 By now 🗓️ you’re fully stuffed 🍆🍆🍆 from yesterday’s BIG SPREAD. 😩😳🦃 Get ready 🙇‍♂️ to swipe those SLITS 💳 💦 to get the best deals 🏷️ on DICK. 🌽🍆🍆🍆 That ASS 🍑 is 69% Off! 🤘😝🤘💦 Tons of door 🚪💥 BUSTING 🍈🍈 deals for you to BUST on 💦 or BUST IN. 🤰🔥 Send this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️ cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦
            It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩
            Hey there 👋 my cum 💦 gobbling 🦃🥵sluts 🤗 It’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆 again 🗓️. After getting 🥵rammed 🐏 full with thicc 💪meat 🐖you’re probably 🤨fully STUFFED 🍆🍆🫃. But you better get that 🤤😩 bussy 🕳️🕳️ ready 🙇‍♂️💪 to get filled with 💦 💦the best 💅 deals 🏷️🤝 on DICK 🍆 this season 🌽🍲🥧. So get those pants 👖off 🚮, legs spread 🦵😳 and ASS 🍑 out because it's time 👀 to get 69% 🥵 off and have 🥴your door 🚪💥 BUSTED this 👇 year. With deals 🍭for you to BUST on 💦 ☺️ or BUST IN 🤤🤰. 🔥 Send this to 1️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️🕺💃cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦 to get a deal with extra girth 🍆 💪 fit to satisfy 🥵😩
            💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shit
            thots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅
            hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

            Happy Thanksgiving

              Happy Spanksgiving emojipasta

              Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 up ⬆️ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🤨 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋️👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🤪😔🤤🤤😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🤤😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🤔 what I mean ☺️😘😋 if you get 1️⃣ back 🙄🤬😡 then you and that slut 🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3️⃣ back 😈🤑 you’re going to get your turkey 🦃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5️⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🤤🥵 if you get 7️⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🦹‍♀️ of American 🇺🇸 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🤯😱🤯😱🤯😱🤯 you’ll be feasting 🤤😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚼💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🦃🦃🦃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ atone 🤣for the sins ✝️ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼👩‍👧🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
              ‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
              After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
              HEY 👋🤣 you Turkey Lurkey SLUT‼️‼️🦃👯‍♀️👀 Its the last ⬅️ THIRST-DAY 💦👅in H🅾️E-VEMBER 🍁🍂🍃🗓 and that means its TH🅾️TSGIVING!!!!😳💦🦃🍁🍂🍃🦃🎉🎊🍴👅🤠 Todays the day 📆 u get 2 STUFF 🍑↩️😳🤤 ur PILGRIM PU$$Y 🌏⬅️⛵️👨‍🌾 with CUMpkin Pie 🥧🎃 Mashed HOEtatoes 🥔🔨 Green Bean Casser-Hole 🕳😫 Cran Bussy Sauce 🍑🥫💦🤤 and gobble 👅 gobble 👅👅 GOBBLE 👅👅👅 STUFFED TURKEY ASS 🦃🍗 til you B U R S T 🍽🥴💥😫💦 But while ur gettin corn bred 🌽🍞😈 dont forget 💭🙇‍♂️🤔 what 🙋‍♂️ Spanksgiving 🍑👏 is really about 😌📖 Get down 🐒🪑 hold ur old man’s hand 👴🤝 and tell him ur SO THANKFUL 😋🥰 🙏😩 for making u the Hungry Little Hoe u are 🥄👨‍👦🥵👯😘😘😘😘
              
              In the next 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS 🕕🕘 SEND THIS 📲 to 🔟 of ur NASTIEST FALL FREAKS 🤪🍁🦃👄💃🏽😏🤑 If u get 🔟 back 🍑 your a JUICY TURKEY SLORE 😍🍑🦃🤤💦 Get 5️⃣🖐 back and ur a Bred Roll Bitch 😋🍞💃 BUT IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK your a dry turkey hoe🌵🤢🍗😪 and u wont get ANY DISCUNTS 💸💸 on BLACK C🅾️CK-DAY‼️🖤🍆🙀😰💰💵💲📺📱⌚️🚫
              HAPPY THOTSGIVING U DIRTY SLUT💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 R U A SEXY LIL PILGRIM?😈🎩🏃 OR A NAKED NATIVE¿¿👹😵✊ TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 MAKE SURE U STUFF THAT 😻PUSSY🙀🐱 RIGHT LIKE A PHAT TURKEY🦃🍆😏AND U SLUTS🙆🏼👅👄 MAKE SURE TO GIVE THAT 🦃 TURKEY🐔 A GOOD👍🏼👌🏼OLE JERKY✊🏻 AND GET READY 🤗😎 TO GIVE 😏🙄😘 OR RECIEVE😍😫 THANKS. 🙏 UR ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂NOW SEND THIS TO T E N 1️⃣0️⃣ OF UR 👄💦 SEXIEST 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 SLUTS IN THE NEXT🕕 1 5 SECONDS🕒 IF NOT, U GON GAIN 30 POUNDS ON SPANKSGIVING 😳😱 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌 IF U GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THEN UR OFFICIALLY 😳 A 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 SLUT 😘 WHO GON GET STUFFED ON TURKEY DAY WITH DADDY’S SPECIAL RECIPE!👏🏻💦 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND UR A MASHED POTATO 🥔 HOE 🥵 HAPPY COCK 🐓 GOBBLING 👄 THURSDAY 👌
              SORRY SLUTS‼️😔🎃 COCKTOBER🎃IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️♀️🚫BUT DON'T✖️ WORRY💁🏻‍♀️♀️HOEVEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏼🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👀🙏🏻 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗 TURKEY 🍗 ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING 🍑 STUFFED 🍑🌚 TONIGHT 🌚‼️ PREPARE🤞🏻UR PUSSIES👉🏻👉🏻 FOR SOME CUMKIN💦 PIE 🥧 CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 TO GOBBLE GOBBLE 🦃🦃 UP THAT SLOW ROASTED 🐔 COCK🐔 NOW 👇🏻 GIVE THAT TURKEY🐔 SOME GOOD 👍🏻 OL' JERKY ✊💦 AND GIVE (or receive 👀😉) THANKS FOR THAT GOOD DICK 🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7‼️ OF YOUR BEST HOES👯‍♀️♀️ TO LET THEM KNOW YOURE THANKFUL 🙏🏻 FOR HOEVEMBER 👏🏻👏🏻
              GLAZE MY THIGHS 🦃 SLAP MY BUTT 🦃 MAKE ME YOUR 🦃 TURKEY SLUT 🦃 EAT MY BREAST 🦃 EAT MY WINGS 🦃 JUST DON’T FINISH IN MY STUFFING 🦃 DADDY’S DRUMSTICK LOOKS SO YUMMY 🦃SHOOT YOUR GRAVY AND FILL MY TUMMY 🦃
              Happy😜THICCSGIVING🍑🍑 turkey🍗💦ass 💦bitch🐕!! Get 🙉ready😤to🎉🎊celebrate🎊🎉the hoe-liday👅🍆of being 🙏THANKFUL 🙏for DICK🙈🍆🍆💦💦 and remembering💭the pilgrims 😜🍑when they👀🌊⛵landed on🍆🍆PLYMOUTH COCK🍆🍆and🙊started🔥👅sucking that💁native American🇺🇸🌽CORNCOB🌽and 😩 STUFFED 👀💦😩 turkey 🦃🍗ass🍑HOES🍆like you. Send💬📝this👉to💥30!💥of 🍆💦your SLUTTIEST🦃girls👀🍑..get 😂5😂 back💁and you're😆👀 a turkey 🦃thot🙊🙊get 🍆15🍆 back🍗🍑💦and youre🙆 a true✔️💦THICCSGIVING🍑🦃🍗 hoe. Get 🌽💥30💥🌽 back🙊and you'll👀 need some💦tryctophan💦🦃 bc you're😴gonna be 😴🍆🍑sleeping👉👌 with every guy👨‍🦱at 🍆🍗🦃Thiccsgiving🦃🍗🍆, 🔥🔥😩bitch💁💥💦- Now go 🍑get that little🙈👀💦 pumpkin🥧🥧 ass🍑 ready😩 to💦😂 be 🦃🍆creampied!🦃🦃
              Hey there you pilgrim poonplowers😼💂🏻‍♀️🥴✊🏻 🍆 💦🤤you Maydeflowerers 👨🏻+🚢 = 👅 👩🏽 🦵 🌺 🦵🚫you Jamestown jerkoffs 😩🍆💦👁👅👁it’s time to stop bluffing🤷🏻‍♀️and start stuffin her muffin🥖💦🧁because it’s wanksgiving ✊🏻✊🏻🍆💦💦🦃So if you’re down to whine and dine in the turkey brine👨🏻+👩🏽=🛌🍆💨🦃👁️🫦👁️then take your match 🔥 from hinge 🤤🔞🔞and pull out that syringe 💉 💦 💦 🥧 so she can gobble down 🤮 some baste paste 🍒 🥖 💦 💦 🥛 If she wants more sauce 🍅 🍅 🌭 👅 then make her pussy float 🚣‍♀️ 👩‍✈️ 💆🏻‍♀️ by pouring from the man gravy boat 🚢 🌊 🦵 🎁 🦵 hoepfully there’s room for dessert 👋🏼 🍑 🍰 😋 so you can go purchasss 💦 🍑 some goodies on Black Friday 📆 💴 💯 😏 and go cherry popping shopping 🛍 💦 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ so you can be giving any naughty native 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 =⛺️ 🔞 🤤 🌚 a pilg rim job 👅 🍑🤪before she takes the tumultuous Teepee truffle butter 🥕🧈 💦 😝😝after a gourd hoard 😜💦 🌽 🎃 😉 Send this to 10 Squanto suckling sluts 👩🏼‍🦰👩🏼‍🦰 💦 🌽 🦃 🤭 so you can get some head without the headdress 🚫👗🥴 🥖 💦 🤮while you give her a lil sweet potato cream pie 🍠 💦 +🍑 = 🤰🏻 👶🏼 Or else, the only wishbone 🦴 💦 💆🏻‍♀️ you’ll be thankful for is the turkeys 🦃🦃🥖💦👅
              HAPPY SPANXGIVING 🍗 DIRTY TURKEY 🇹🇷 GOBBLERS 👄👹ITS TIME TO GET SLEAZY IN THE KITCHEN ✊️ GRIP SOME 🥔TATERS FIRMLY IN THOSE 😈SOFT HANDS 👐🤭AND GIVE EM A 💯NICE SQUEEZE 💋DONT FORGeT THAT DADDIES SPATCHCOCK 🦃 NEEDS TO BE RUBBED 😝 BASTED AND 😛 👄COATED FOR HOURS💦💦💦 🥵 GuzZlE THAT GRAVY 😋 AND MOP THE REST UP 🥺WITH YOUR HOT LITTLE BUNs🥐 LIKE A GOOD 🎀🏹PILGRIM SLUT 🥹 THE SETTLERS🛶 TOOK THE NATIVES BY FORCE ⛺️ SO U SHOULD LET DADDY DO THE SAME 👄 IN THEIR MEMORY 👹 SEND this 2 FOUR DOZEN 4️⃣8️⃣ OF UR SLUTTIEST YAM 🍠 SOUFLEE🍠 SWORD 💦 SWALLOWERS 💦 GET 🅾️ BACK AND ITS ALL THANKSGIVING AND NO THANKSGETTING 🥲🥲🥲 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU GET TO LICK DADDIES 🥧 SWEET TREATS 😜😩GET 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE ♿️ PLYMOUTH 💯 ROCKED ALL NIGHT (IM TALKING ABOUT SEX) 👌🏻👈🏾 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER TO GIVE ☝️☝️THANKS TO GOD 🙏
              😁on this👈 day 🗓️🗓️in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ Christopher 😮‍💨 Columb-ASS 😘🍑🍑🍑✌️and 🐒 his SLUTTY 😩😩😩 PILGRIMS 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 landed🛶 at Plymouth COCK!!! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩they came ⛵⛵ from 🇬🇧England🇬🇧💂🍆😏 in search 🔎🔎of more 😎dicks to suck 💦💦💦😩and 🤪🤪🤪 holes 🕳️🕳️to fuck👉👌🤪🤪. all the 😱NAKED😱 indians🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 let 😩the pilgrims 🦃 SLOBBER 🤤🤤🤤 ALL OVER THEIR 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 CORNCOBS🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽. at the first american🇺🇸🇺🇸 ORGY🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬👫 the indians🇮🇳 brought the 🥩🥦🥥🥧🍓🥨🥪🥟 food🍔🍕🍘🍤🍠🍟 and the 🥺🥺 pilgrims 🤪 brought ✝️salvation✝️💒💒🙏 and PRIVATE PART 🍆🍑🍪PROPERTY 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡 HOE-cahontas 😍😍 was 🥵 such a SLUT🥵🥵😎💋 she got 😷🦠smallpox🦠😷 but at least there weren't any SMALL 🤏 COCKS 🍆🍆!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️ time to GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃GOBBLE 🍴🦃 on DICK 🙈🙈 at the SPANKsgiving 👋👋🍑 THOTluck 🥳🤤so load 🍕🍔🥟🥪🥨🍓🥧🥥🍤🍠🍟 up your plate 🍽️🍽️🍽️ and say grace 🙏🙏🙏🕋✝️😇👼 slather butter🧈 on 🤭 your cousins 🧑‍🌾 BUNS 🍑🍑🤤🤤🤤 let 💖daddy💖🧔 pour 😩 his 😩 GRAVY 💦💦all over 🥰 your 🦃🦃 BREAST 💦😩 make sure 😁 granny 👵 gets 😌 a STUFFING 👉👌😏😏😏 gnaw 👁️👄👁️ on your uncles 🧔 HUGE 😱 JUICY 😱 CORN😱 COB😱🌽💦 and lick 👅👅👅the 🍼CREAM🍼 off 🙊🙉🙈 your aunties 🙋‍♀️ CUMPKIN 🥧🥧 PIE 🥧🥧 now 😌 spread 🍆 those turkey legs 🦵🦵💃and let's 👀👀👀👀👀 see 🤔🤔how many 🤪🤪BEER CANS🍻🍻 we can 🤜🤜 shove 🤜🤜in 🤌🤌this 🤔bird's🦃🦃🦃🦃 GAPING HOLE 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️SEND 💌➡️📭 THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 👯👯👯👯👯SLUTTIEST 🦃TURKEYS🦃‼️‼️‼️‼️ GET 0️⃣ BACK 🤭 AND YOU'RE A BASIC 😒 MANBERRY SALAD 🤢🤮 BITCH 😡😡😡GET 5️⃣ BACK ✨ AND YOU'RE A 🍂🍁🍂🍁THICCSGIVING🍁🍂🍁🍂 THOTTIE 😍😍😍😍😍 GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 😲😲 AND 😳 YOU'RE 😼 A GRAVY 💦💦 GARGLING 💦💦PILGRIM 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍