People often send the Christmas Eve emoji chaintext/copypasta as a joke to their friends and family on the eve of Christmas. On Christmas day itself, the Christmas emoji copypasta would be used instead.
itโs SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOESโผ๏ธ๐
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๐๐๐ Santa Claus is CUMMING ๐ฆ๐ฆ to town ๐งโ๐ ๐งโ๐ ๐งโ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐and he wants to know if youโve been NAUGHTY ๐๐โ โ or NICE ๐๐๐๐this DICKCEMBER ๐๐ if you want Daddy TO STUFF YOUR STOCKING ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ this SLUTMAS ๐๐๐๐ you better be a GOOD ELF ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ because SANTA IS WATCHING FROM HIS CUCK๐ชCHAIRโผ๏ธ๐๐ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list ๐๐๐๐ get 0๏ธโฃ back and you wonโt be jingling any balls this slutmas eveโโโ๐๐๐
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get 5๏ธโฃ back and youโll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite๐งโ๐๐งโ๐๐งโ๐ get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐
itโs SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOESโผ๏ธ๐
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๐๐๐ Santa Claus is CUMMING ๐ฆ๐ฆ to town ๐
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๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐and he wants to know if youโve been NAUGHTY ๐๐โ โ or NICE ๐๐๐๐this DICKCEMBER ๐๐ if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ this SLUTMAS ๐๐๐๐ you better be a GOOD GIRL ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ because SaNTA IS WATCHINGโผ๏ธ๐๐ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list ๐๐๐๐ get 0๏ธโฃ back and you wonโt be jingling any balls this slutmas eveโโโ๐๐๐
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get 5๏ธโฃ back and youโll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite ๐
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๐ป get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐
๐๐โTwas ๐๐the ๐night๐ before Clit-Mas ๐ซจ๐คค when all ๐๐ป๐จ through the ๐ก๐ซtrap house ๐งโโ๏ธ, not a ๐๐ป๐ฏโโ๏ธheaux was ๐ค๐ต tricking ๐ฐ๐ธ, not even a ๐ก๐คฌspouse the ๐ pleasers ๐ were ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ hung ๐๐ from the ๐ฏrafters with care ๐ผ ๐ in hope that ๐
๐๐ฆSaint Dick ๐คค would soon be there ๐ณ๏ธ๐ช send this to ๐ of your most ๐๐ festive ๐ฉ fat badussy ๐ฏ๐ฆbabes ๐ฅฐ๐ป for extra ๐ฌ๐ญcandy ๐ฉ ๐ฉ cane ๐ฌ๐ญcocks ๐๐ in your tight ๐ณ๐ฑ stocking ๐๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ back ๐ then โผ๏ธโผ๏ธSanta โ๏ธwonโt be the only 1๏ธโฃ cumming ๐2๏ธโฃnight ๐ฉ๐ get 8๏ธโฃ back then youโll be having 8๏ธโฃ maids ๐ฑโด๏ธ a ๐ฆ๐ฆ milking ๐ฆ๐ฆ you ๐ธ๐ป๐ get 5๏ธโฃ back you might find 5๏ธโฃ gold โญ๏ธ๐cock ๐๐ rings ๐๐๐ป under your ๐๐
พ๏ธ pillow tonight ๐โจif you get 0๏ธโฃ๐๐ป then youโre an ๐๐๐ Uncle Splooge ๐ก๐๐
Listen๐up โฌ๏ธ all you elf๐ง sluts ๐ฉ๐ฆItโs Christmas Eve ๐ And you know what that means Santa Claus ๐
is cumming ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฉ tonight and heโs giving all the good ๐๐ป girls ๐ง and boys๐ฆ presents ๐ but if youโve been a naughty ๐ little slut like me then heโs cumming ๐ฆ to give you a big black ๐คlump of cock ๐ so you better watch โ๏ธout you better not cry ๐ญ you better not pout ๐ heโs going in dry
Itโs Christmas Eve โ๏ธ๐. Snow falls ๐ฆ gently ๐จ on the yard ๐outside. ๐ฒ A fire ๐ฅ crackles behind ๐ฌ you. Itโs been ๐ต a rough ๐๐ป month. Your wife ๐คทโโ๏ธleft you and โ the present ๐ pile under the ๐ค tree ๐ฒ is bare. ๐ป It doesnโt ๐ฏ matter ๐ฆ though, ๐ญ there was only oneโ๐ฟ present ๐ you wanted โ๏ธ anyway. And as the sky ๐ darkens and ๐ the fire ๐ฅ wanes you ๐ฉ know ๐ it wonโt โ happen. ๐ Thereโs no ๐ฑ way the one thing ๐๐ป that could ๐ keep โ๏ธ you ๐ณ hanging ๐ on will happen. ๐๐ป Itโs almost ๐
Christmas, ๐ heโs not coming. ๐ฏ Then, you ๐ hear a shuffle ๐ outside. Your door ๐ช begins to shake ๐ฉ. Someone ๐ is trying ๐ to open the ๐ชdoor! Could it be? ๐ฉAfter all this โฐ time? The ๐ฏ door ๐ฅ shakes ๐ violently ๐ซ and gets thrown ๐๐ป off its hinges. ๐ You stand ๐ค amidst the debris ๐
and there ๐ง๐ฟhe is! The only โ๐ฟ thing ๐ that could ๐ฉ save Christmas, ๐ Lebron ๐ฏ James! He leans ๐
in and ๐ฌ whispers ๐ฆ โYo you wanna sprite cranberry?โ ๐ฏ๐
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It's Christmas โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Eve! Santa ๐
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Claus shoves his thick ๐คคhands ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ into his raindeer๐ฆ skin๐ช gloves ๐งค๐งค๐งค and places down โฌโฌ his TIGHT๐ต cock๐ ๐ ring ๐๐ aroundโฐ his dick๐ ๐ and balls ๐๐ before pounding๐ค away๐ฆ๐ต at that reindeer๐ ass ๐ holy shit ๐ฉ santa ๐
you're ๐ going to fast โก and Rudolph is ๐คช disorientated๐ท slow ๐๐ down โฌโฌ fucking ๐ณ๐ hell ๐we're gonna crash๐คช shit ๐ฉ Santa ๐๐
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Claus' ๐MASSIVE๐ฅต COCK๐ ๐ swipes๐ through the city๐คฃ ๐ killing millions ๐of children๐ ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ and locks๐ฎ๐คฉ onto๐คญ the๐คซ Grinch's phat๐ pregnant ๐คฉass ๐ oh๐ฐ fuck๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ keep running ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ Grinch๐ but he was too๐ slow ๐๐๐ and santas Potbelly๐ sausage๐ฅต pasta ๐ bake penetrates๐คญ the Grinch๐ณ๐คฏ and fills his stomach๐ฅด drowning๐ฉ the fetus ๐ญof Satan๐ง in his stomach๐คฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ ๐ญ fuck ๐๐ฆ๐ you Santa๐ ๐
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next โญ Christmas โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Eve watch ๐๐๐ง where ๐คท you put your ๐ cock ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐
Merry โโโmas Eve 2๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ you Christmas ๐ช๐ช๐ชSugar Coochie๐ช๐ช๐ช Munchers๐๐คช๐คค2๏ธโฃNight is the last ๐ชnight to be ๐Naughty๐or ๐Nice ๐because๐
๐ปSanta Claus๐
๐ป is CUMMING๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ to town๐You better be fucking ๐๐around the ๐๐DICKMAS TREE๐ฒ๐ฒon this ๐ฉHORNY NIGHT๐ฉ and catch that ๐บ๐บpa rum pum pum pum๐บ๐บ from the ๐ฅLITTLE HUMPER BOY ๐ฅso it can be a โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธWHITE โโโMASโ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Itโs gonna be a not so๐ค SILENT NIGHT๐คซonce you๐๐JINGLE some BALLS๐๐ and suck๐คคa LITTLE SAINT DICK๐
Send this to the1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃCUNTS of Christmas๐
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If you get0๏ธโฃback๐ต๐ปGRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER๐ฆ๐ฆIf you get5๏ธโฃback youโll get a๐ญcandy cane๐ญup your๐๐gingerbread chimney๐๐
Ho ๐
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and a bottle of BUM ๐my merry band of sluts! ๐ฅ Have you ๐ซต been nice (and boring ๐คฎ) or have you been NAUGHTY ๐๐ผ with a whole lot of body-ody-ody ๐ฉโณ? Itโs Christmas Eve ๐๐ and Santa Claus ๐
better not be the ONLY one ๐ฉ cumming ๐ฆ TONIGHT ๐. Everyone say Thank You ๐ to Daddy Claus ๐
โ๏ธ for sliding ๐ท into our chimneys ๐ to give us the sluttiest ๐ซฆ, biggest, ๐ซฆ wettest ๐ซฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ gift ๐ of the year. Itโs time โฐ to slut ๐ it around ๐ the Christmass ๐๐ tree and get your cookies ๐ช and milk ๐ฅready so that you can red โฅ๏ธ, white ๐ค, and green ๐ all on that ween ๐๐. Send to ๐ of your raunchiest ๐ reindeer ๐ซ to wish them a Merry ๐DICKMAS ๐ ๐ฆ and a Happy Blew ๐ Year. ๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ in return โฎ๏ธ and youโre ๐ซต getting that Christmas ๐คถ๐ป butter ๐ง churned ๐โโ๏ธ. Get none ๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ and you ๐ซต are getting COAL ๐ชจ๐ and Ebenezer ๐ stinky ๐คข Scrooge ๐ท in your Christmas ๐ cooch ๐งฆ (ewww ๐ญ).
Jingle my bells ๐ you ho ho hoes. Itโs Christmas ๐ Eve and you know what that means, time โฐ for the jolly fat man ๐
to stick his Yule LOG ๐ชต in your stocking ๐งฆ. Santa made his list ๐ and he checked it twice. Heโs going to find out if youโve been NAUGHTY ๐ก or nice ๐ . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf ๐ง or were you a good boy ๐ for daddy Clause? Tonightโs the night that Santa ๐
and his 8๏ธโฃ horny reindeer ๐ฆland the sleigh ๐ท on you roof ๐ and CUM ๐ฆdown your chimney.
Send this to your 8๏ธโฃ HORNIEST elves ๐ง and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ and Santa will give you a WHITE ๐ฆ Christmas ๐ . Send it to 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause ๐คถ. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal ๐ฉ in your stocking. ๐๐
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๐โจ Jingle my bells, you festive ho-ho-hoes! ๐
๐คถ Christmas Eve is upon us, and it's time to unwrap those holiday fantasies! ๐๐ Gather 'round like sexy little elves, whether you're a candy cane connoisseur or a tinsel tease! ๐ญ๐ฅ
๐๐ Santa Daddy ๐
๐ is making a list, and he's checking it twiceโgonna find out who's naughty and nice! ๐๐ Have you been a ho-ho-horny little elf, or are you aiming for that halo on your mistletoe? ๐๐ฟ
๐๐ Tonight, let's roast those chestnuts on an open fire and deck the halls with more than just boughs of holly! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Send this to 12 of your horniest reindeer ๐ฆ๐ or risk getting coal in your stocking! ๐๐
If you get all 12 back, you'll be unwrapping presents in ways you never imagined! ๐๐ฆ
Merry Spankmas, you ho-ho-horny angels! ๐๐โจ
๐๏ธ๐ด๐Twas the night ๐ด๐ before Christmas๐๐, and all through the whorehouse๐ ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, The walls were a-shakinโ๐ซจ๐๏ธ๐ as Santa ๐
blew your back out!๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฅตโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
His balls๐ฅ were a-twitchinโ๐ฅด and slappinโ your butt๐ซฒ๐๐ฑ! You squealed like a reindeer ๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฉand busted a nut!!๐ฅ!๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ตโ๐ซ!
Thereโs one โ๏ธโจspecialโจ reason that Santa๐
came through, To cum ๐down โฌ๏ธ๐the chimney ๐ฆต๐ฆช๐ฆต๐of little-olโ you๐ซต๐ซตโฆ
You rode๐๐คช the North Pole๐
๐๐ฆด๐ to your big claim to fame๐ฅณ๐: The top โฌ๏ธ๐of his ๐Naughty๐ฅList๐ has your๐ซต given name!๐ฏ โ--- ๐๐๐Send this to 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ NASTIES of NAVIDAD๐๐๐ฏ so Santa๐๐
๐ knows๐ค whose house ๐๏ธto hit next!๐ None back๐
โฉ๏ธ: one year ๐๏ธof chase๐๐ cock neglect๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ!!! 6 back: your fruitcake๐ฅง is gonna get wrecked๐๐! 12 backโฆโ๏ธโ๏ธ WELLโฆ๐ณ make sure your booty๐๐ณ๏ธ is prepped ๐ซฆ๐ด๐ฆด๐ฉ๐ฅต๐ฑ ;) โ ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃโTo the window!๐ช To the wall!๐งฑ Til the sweat๐ฅต๐ง drips downโฌ๏ธ my balls๐ ! Now, dash away!๐โโ๏ธ๐จ Dash away! ๐Dash away๐ฐ๐ฉ all!โ
I heard him exclaim๐ข๐, as he flew out of sight ๐๐ซ๏ธ- ๐
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โMERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,๐ฏ๐ฏ AND TO ALL SOME GOOD PIPEโผ๏ธ๐!๐โ
'Twas the night ๐ before Christmas, ๐
when ๐ all through ๐โฌ the house All the neighborhood ๐ ๐กโ partied, and no one would ๐ฉ๐ช grouse For ๐ the stockings ๐งฆ were ๐จ๐ฉ hung by the chimney quite ๐คซ nice, Filled ๐ฅ with bottles ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ of liquor, along with dry ๐ฑ ice; ๐ง Later, weโll be nestled all snug in our beds; While visions of penises dance ๐ in ๐ our heads; For now, ๐ Mommy in her crop top, ๐๐ผ and I โน in her lap, Had just rallied the crowd for a long game ๐ of slap, When in the dining room ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ there ๐ arose such a clatter, I sprang up so quickly to see what ๐โผ๏ธ was the matter. ๐คฃ Away ๐ to the door ๐๐ช I flew like a flash, To see women on ๐ฆ the table, and friends throwing cash. The light hit ๐ฉ the breasts of the newly ๐น naked ๐ show, ๐บ And gave quite the chub to objects below, ๐๐ When what โ to my wondering eyes ๐ did appear, But a rather ๐ large ๐ถโฌ penis ๐ and eight 8โฃ others ๐ช so dear, ๐ With a very skilled speed, so lively and quick, I knew in โฎ๏ธ a moment everyone would get a dick. ๐ More โโโโโโโโโ rapid than eagles the courters they came, ๐ฆ And we whistled, and shouted, and called them by ๐ name: "Now, Dasher! now, Dingle! now Pecker and Vixen! On, Boner! on, Cupid! on, Donger and Blitz her! ๐ญ๐บ๐บ To the top ๐ of the tits! to the top of the wall! ๐ค๐ Now ๐ฆ๐ฝ dash ใฐ away! dash away! dash away all!" ๐ฏ And then, ๐ต in ๐๐ป a twinkling, I ๐ฒ๐ heard in my ear ๐ A sweet ๐ซ proposition that no one ๐ฉฑ should fear. As I drew back my head, ๐๐๐ and was turning around, Down ๐ the chimney our slutty ๐ฆ๐๐
Santa ๐
๐พ came with a bound. ๐ค๐ค He ๐ท was dressed all ๐ฏ in fur, from ๐ his ๐ฆ head to his foot, ๐ฆถ๐ผ His ๐ thong partly tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had ๐ flung on his ๐ฆถ๐ป back, And he ๐พ๐ป looked like ๐ฉธ a pedler just ๐ป opening his pack. ๐พ His ๐ฆ eyesโhow they ๐ฝ twinkled! his dimples, how merry! His ๐ abs were ๐ฅ๐ฅ like washboards, his ๐ต๐ฆ chest faintly hairy! His ๐ค hot little ๐ mouth ๐ค was drawn up ๐ like ๐ก๐ถ a bow, And the beard ๐ง on ๐ his ๐ chin was as white โฝ๐ฎ as the snow; ๐จ With his full bottom ๐ป lip ๐ held ๐จโ๐ผ tight in his teeth, And his โ ๏ธ choker encircled his neck ๐ข๐ซ like ๐ค a wreath; ๐ He ๐ท had ๐ nice broad shoulders ๐ and brought a friend ๐ค๐ named ๐งจ Kelly, Her boobs shook when she laughed, ๐
๐คฃ๐คช like ๐ a bowl ๐ฅฃ full ๐๐ of jelly. She was curvy and plump, a right ๐ sexy ๐ little elf, ๐งโโ๏ธ And I ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ผ laughed when I ๐ saw them, ๐ฝ in ๐ spite of myself; A wink ๐ of his eye and a twist of his head ๐ฆ๐ฑ And the holiday spirit, it started to spread; ๐ He spoke not a word, but went straight ๐ to his work, And helped all fill the pussies; ๐๐ฉ then ๐คช turned ๐ with a jerk, And laying his ๐งโโ๏ธ finger ๐ค aside ๐ค of his ๐ฆ nose, ๐ And giving a nod, down ๐ Kelly he ๐จ goes; ๐ We sprang to the orgy, ๐ some โ partners did whistle, And away ๐ our clothes flew like ๐ the down of a thistle. I heard him ๐ด exclaim, as we all fell ๐ to the sightโ โHappy Christmas ๐ to all, ๐ฏ and to all a good โ
night!โ ๐๐
ใตใใโฃ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฆใใใใใฏใชในใใน๐๐
ใชใฎใซๆไบบ๐๐ใใชใใฃใฆใใธโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ขโคต๏ธใใใใใฏใชในใใน๐๐ญใฒใจใใผใฃใก๐ข๐โคต๏ธใดใใใ๐ญ๐๐ฆๅฎใฏ๐คซ๐ญใใฉใญใฏใผใใใฎไธญใซ๐โจๅฅฝใใชไบบ๐๐ใใใใใ ใใฉDM๐ใงๅ็ฝ๐๐๐ใใฆใใใใOK๐โโ๏ธโจใใใฎใซใชใ๐ณ๐
English translation
Eeeek โฃ๏ธ๐ณ๐ฆ It's almost Christmas ๐๐
and I don't have a boyfriend ๐๐ Seriously โ๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ขโคต๏ธ This means Christmas ๐๐ญ will be all alone ๐ข๐โคต๏ธ Peeew ๐ญ๐๐ฆ Actually ๐คซ๐ญ There is someone ๐๐ ๐โจ and if you would just confess ๐๐๐ to me in a DM ๐ I would be OK with that ๐โโ๏ธโจ ๐ณ๐
