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January 6th copypasta

    🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸
    Happy 🏳️🥳 Insurrection Day 🥳🏳️ you patriotic 🦅 pussy smashers! 💯👌 On this day 🗓️ 1 year ago thousands of horny 🥵 MAGA 🚩sluts 🚩 CAME down hard  💦💦 on the capit-HOLE 👅 building 🏛️. They pounded 😡👊 and smashed  🍆😩 the capitol police 👮‍♂️🚨 until they penetrated 😏 deep into the capitols walls 🍑. And when they pushed 🤬 inside 👌 things got real 🔥 HOT 🔥 and HEAVY 😯😩 Police got a long 🍆 hard 💎 flag pole ⛳ up the ASS 🍑. Ashli babbitt 👸 took some fat 🤩 wet 😍 shots 🔫 to the chest 📿. Officer Goodman 👮‍♂️ wouldn't let any COCK hungry CUMMY-servatives in congresses 👴👵 chambers 🩲, he wanted all that 💦💦 hot and angry 😠 JIZZ 💦💦 for himself 🤤 Daddy 🍊😝 Trump 😝🍊 called them beautiful 🤗 and everyone sucked 😛 and fucked 😵 and flew home happy ✈️🌈
    
    Send this 🍊🍊 TREMENDOUS TEXT 🍊🍊 to 🔟 🦞✝️ RADICAL REPUBLICANS✝️🦞 If you get 0 back you're a Naughty 😌 Nancy Pelosi 🤢🤮🤮 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get RIMMED ⭕😝 and RAMMED 🍑😫 by 💖 Donald 💖 Trump 💖 Jr 🍊👑 Get 🔟 or more back and you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 and MAKE 🚩AMERICA 🚩 GAG 🚩AGAIN!! 🚩
    Happy 😊 insERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day 🌞 my slutty 😩 little 🙇‍♂️ PATRIOTS 🇺🇲 !!! TODAY 📅 is the day 🌞 DADDY 🙍‍♂️ TRUMP 🍊 ORDERED 👉 THE PROUD 🏳️‍🌈 BOYS 🙍‍♂️ to STORM ⛈️ the capitol's GIRTHY 😏 DOME🍄 and PENETRATE 👉👌😩 the HALLS 🏛️of CONGRESS 👨‍💼 and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲 wasn't 🚫 the only 🔞 one ☝️ to ⤵️ go down ⤵️ that day 🍆😏 TODAY 🌞 is a DAy📅 to SLURP UP🍴👅 FACEBOOK 💻🧓🧓MISINFORMATION AND HUNT 🏹🏹for SATANIC 👹😈CANNIBALS ☠️🍖AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA 🍕👨‍🍳PLACE !!! MAKE SURE ✅ TO CHECK👀 YOUR 5G 📞TOWER 🗼 FOR THAT SWEET 🍪AND SALTY🧂 😏 PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 JUICE 🍹!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 !!!
    Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!
    **✨Don’t Tread👠On🐍THIS PU$$y😽💦bc 💣BANG 💥 BANG it’s 🍆INSurrERECTION 😭 Day my 😋 🥵 HOT 🇺🇸election ⚖️stealing $LUT$ 🥺🤤 R U rdy .. 2 Lap Up😛 👅The 🩸Cummie Scum??? 😈 NA$TY Pelosi is🤮 ridin dirty🐎🐎🤠wit Mike PENISe🤡bc he’s HUNG😵☠️ like a 🐎🐴😩BUTT first 🍑U gonna. jerk👊🍆 me off in🏛Washingcum DP 🤤✞ 🇺🇸 && I’LL 🎇💦BURST🥺in yr wet walls of CUMgress💦😩
    
    BUTT 🍑 don’t 4gt the DEEP🤤SNAKEs🐍 R REAL😵&& We The Sheeple🐑 🤡full of ☠️CUMMIE-19💉wiLL PAY 🪓⚰️ && we WILL Stomp The Steal 🦭🤫 for our 🖤free-DOMs ⛓
    
    so DON🇺🇸 ✞ ur 💦HORNYHELMETS💦 && 🇺🇸🇺🇸Let’s Go Brqndon🇺🇸🤡.. &&🤤😋MATE Amerika SexXxY😈AF agin✨🎇
    
    NOWunmask😷yourFAT🤤JUicy A$$🍑🤛&& $eXxT THIS to6️⃣9️⃣Members😉 of CongrASS🍑 TO UNLICK🔓a Year 📅 of LuckY🍀🍆FuckYs❌❌❌
    Happy 🏳️🥳 Insur-SEX-tion Day 🥳🏳️ you patriotic 🦅 pussy smashers! 💯👌 On this day 🗓️ 1 year ago thousands of horny 🥵 MAGA 🚩sluts 🚩 CAME down hard  💦💦 on the capit-HOLE 👅 building 🏛️. They pounded 😡👊 and smashed  🍆😩 the capitol police 👮‍♂️🚨 until they penetrated 😏 deep into the capitols walls 🍑. And when they pushed 🤬 inside 👌 things got real 🔥 HOT 🔥 and HEAVY 😯😩 Police got a long 🍆 hard 💎 flag pole ⛳ up the ASS 🍑. Ashli babbitt 👸 took some fat 🤩 wet 😍 shots 🔫 to the chest 📿. Officer Goodman 👮‍♂️ wouldn't let any COCK hungry CUMMY-servatives in congresses 👴👵 chambers 🩲, he wanted all that 💦💦 hot and angry 😠 JIZZ 💦💦 for himself 🤤 Daddy 🍊😝 Trump 😝🍊 called them beautiful 🤗 and everyone sucked 😛 and fucked 😵 and flew home happy ✈️🌈
    
    Send this 🍊🍊 TREMENDOUS TEXT 🍊🍊 to 🔟 🦞✝️ RADICAL REPUBLICANS✝️🦞 If you get 0 back you're a Naughty 😌 Nancy Pelosi 🤢🤮🤮 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get RIMMED ⭕😝 and RAMMED 🍑😫 by 💖 Donald 💖 Trump 💖 Jr 🍊👑 Get 🔟 or more back and you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 and MAKE 🚩AMERICA 🚩 GAG 🚩AGAIN!! 🚩
    🎉🎉 OH HELL NAH, it’s the JIZZuary 6️⃣ ANNUAL SEDUCTION WEEKEND! 💦💦 Time to RE-VISIT that HOT 👏🏽CAPITOL STORM 🏛️🔥 when everybody was THIRSTY for PHAT 🎆 CUMMUNITY ACTION 🌪️🍑! Let’s get those LIBERTIES 🗽🍌 up in the AIR and TURN UP the heat 🔥🔥 while we MARCH for that LICKING LIBERTY! 🚶‍♂️💋💦 Did someone say GIVE ME THAT DICK-RECTORY 📜🍆? Cuz I’m ready to BREAK DOWN 🔨 those WALLS like PUSSY was made to BEHAVE! 😂🤣 File NO COMPLAINTS 📥👀, only PRETTY KINKY ECHOES of MEMORIES 💕👂 – just don’t FINGER the FILES TOO HARD 🚨🖐🏼 or you might get another CAPITOL SQUEEZE! 💪🏽🍑🍆 That’s right, I’m talking about a PLEASURE PROTEST 🍌💦 where FREEDOM RINGS 🔔🔔 but also makes you want to RING THAT BELLE! 🔔😏 Share it with 6️⃣ of your HORNY FRIENDS 👯‍♀️🍑 or get HANDCUFFED ⛓️🚓 in Congress to experience the TRUE SEDUCTION of DEMOCRACY! 💃🏽💘🗳️ 
    ‼️‼️ CALLING ALL 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸 SLUTS 💃‼️‼️ It’s Ins-ERECTION 🍆💦 day so get your ASS 🍑to the capitol 🏛️ ‼️ 4️⃣ years ago on this “Day of ❤️ Love 😘” 3️⃣ Capitol Police 👮🚔 officers were 💀murdered ☠️by 🤮Trump🤢 supporters as they 🥵penetrated🥴 the 🫦Rotund-ussy😫 and interrupted🤨 the certification of votes 🗳️ from the 😜e-LICK-toral 👅college 🧑‍🏫 . The failure 😰 of media 📺📰 and law enforcement ⚖️🧑‍⚖️👮 to hold the instigators🧡🕴️ a-CUNT-able 🥵😫 in any meaningful way will be remembered as one of the most shameful acts of 😏cowar-DICKs 🍆💦 in modern history📜. Send this to 6️⃣ proud boys and girls or you’ll be hung😩 on the Capitol 🏛️ Lawn next to 🤢Mike Pe-NIS🍆🤮 
    🎉🎈 Hey SLUTS! HAPPY JANUARY SIX6️⃣🍑💦 Can you believe it’s been 4️⃣ years since Ashli BABBITT 👩‍✈️💥 took one for the team 💣💦 like a real QUEEN 👑? Let’s all gather 🎊 and raise a little toast 🥂🥴 to that fateful day when she said "DICK ME HARDER" 🌶️🍌 as she went through that door 🚪 like a true cock-hero! 🍆⚡️ I mean damn, the only thing more SHOCKING 😱 than that headshot 🎯 was how FAST she dropped that ass 🥵🍑! Let’s not forget those wild nights of since then, celebrating with some HOT CHEETOS 🌶️💋, and getting freaky 💋🎭 while screaming “FREEEEEEEDOM” 😂⚔️ All you FAITHFUL AMERICAN SLUTS 🇺🇸 grab your WOOHOO 🔥 and let’s make this 6️⃣th of JANUARY a day to remember! 💥💥 CUM on, don’t stay sleepy 🛌, or you'll miss the best LOVIN' of your life 🍑💦! Send this to 7️⃣ of your HORNY comrades 💪👅 who know how to take it straight up the front line! 💥💥 Let's keep the BRAVERY 💪💦 going, and make some noise that even Ashli would hear from the beyond! 👻💋🍆🌈 
    Happy 🥰January 🎉🎉📆 6th 6️⃣ Patriots! 🇺🇸🇺🇸On this 👆👆day ☀️ 4️⃣ years ago 😩brave🤩 trumpies 🍊won🏆 the noble prize 🥇in dick riding 🤠🍆 by launching 🚀 an InsERRECTION 🍆🚨for their daddy Trump! 🚨🍊That’s right Trump 🍊got the ERECTION 🍆 stolen 🥷from him by a bunch 💐of lubed 💦upped 🆙liberals 👈so he held a big 😏 rally at the ellipse ⚪️where he moaned 😩and groaned 😣about those cheating 🤥chicas 💃and big 👣 bottom 🍑 Joe Biden then he just went back home 🔜🏡 🤷🏻‍♂️ he had to hold 👬 back 🔙the police 👮‍♂️👮🚔and he couldn’t lead 🏃‍♂️the march 🥁 because of his bone 🦴🤠 spurs
    
    That’s right ➡️👉 this day ☀️isn’t 🚫about him, in fact it’s so not about him he was even able to become president again 😳😮🤯 It’s about the brave 🫡 patriotic 🎇dick 🍆riders 🏇 who risked 🎰 hole 🕳️ and cock 🍆 for their Daddy 😭😭🍊From the 💕 Q Anon Shaman 🧌🐻to the grandma 👵 eating glue 🐴😋 they pounded #️⃣ the pavement 🛑 fucked 🍆🍊 and sucked 🧹🧽their way across ➡️ DC to the CapiHole Building 🏛️🇺🇸 where Cumgress 👨‍⚖️💦 was swearing ✍️ 💋in Hoe Bottom 🧑‍🌾🍑 they STROKED 🥵🏌️‍♀️⛈️ into 👉👌🏼the building 🏛️ and Cumgress 💦 fled into their hidey 🙈holes 🕳️ and the proud dick riders 🍆🤠 made history by accomplishing 💯💯nothing 🚫they just went to jail 🔒did not 🚫 pass 🏈 hoe 👨‍🌾 and CUMgress swore 🧑‍⚖️⛳️ in old 👴🏼 Sleepy 😴 Hoe 🧑‍🌾
    
    But their GloryHole 🇺🇸🕳️ are not forgotten 🐘 Send 💌this history 👨‍🏫 lesson to 15 pole 💈riding 🤠patriots 🇺🇸 to keep 🏰their legacy 🦵alive 😭 Get 5 🔙 and you’ll get shot 💘🍆💦 in the chest 🍒 like Ashley Rabbit 🐝📳🐰 Get 10 back and you’ll 🫵 get your 🪥ballot box 🗳️ stuffed 🧸🦃 till the inauguration 📕👋🏼 Get 15 🔙 and you can party 🥳 in the Cumgressional 🍆💦👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️secret Cumpound 🍆💦#️⃣ with the Deep 😮‍💨 State 🇺🇸 and get Slizzar’d 🍸🥂 with the Lizard 🦎 People 💃🕺🏻🦎

    IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TALLY HALL REFERENCE???

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      End of Net Neutrality

        🚫🔌The 🎉F.C.C. 💦just got 🔥slut-shamed 🍑🍆 by 👨‍⚖️ THE COURT 👀🔨—now they can’t regulate 🍑Big DICK Broadband 💦 from throttling your favorite 🎮🏳️‍🌈 naughty websites! 💻🍌 SAY WHAT?! 🤯 📉 🎢 comcASSt and AT&T 📡🏢 must be 💃🏼 dancing with joy 🎊🍾 knowing they can BLOCK THAT ASS 🍑🚷 and SLOW that 🍆 internet down 🍏🍏, getting our cable packages 🍞🍞 all KINKY without a care! 🙈🍑 But DON’T FRET 😤🍆, California 🎉🇺🇸 and Washington 🌊🌈 still got your BACK, serving up some 🔥 state-level 😩💦 protections while the rest of us are left wondering 😱💧 if our Netflix 🍿🍕 is gonna take a DIG in the pants or just sit in the corner! 🥵💦🎉 If you don’t SHARE this with 🍆5 of your most HORNY friends 🤭😈, you might just experience a CUMplete 😱💦 blackout 🌑 of your favorite streaming services! 📺🙀👅 
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        Congestion Pricing in NYC

          Buckle up transit hoes! CUMgestion pricing 💲 starts TODAY! 📅 After 6️⃣ months of edging us all, Hochul 🤢 finally Kathyied in and FLIPPED 🖕 her flop ⏸.
          
          Soon midtown 🏙️ will be for PAYPIGS 🐷💸 only. No more cuntgestion 🤧. Time to FLOOD 🌊 the MTA’s guts with cash 💰💲 for public transit till their coffers are leaking a 🐌💦💧 snail trail💦 of funding. 💲
          
          Driving 🚗 by yourself might be HARDER 🍆🍆🍆 but riding those 💪strong metal tubes 🚇🚃 in public transit 🚉 is always easy and full of 🍑🍑🍑.
          
          Send this to 🔟 of your friends who should RUN A TRAIN 🚞🚞 on you. If you get 5️⃣ back you’re a BUSsin 🚍 bad bitch. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you’re a certified SUBway 🚇 slut 💦💦💦.

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            🟨🟨⬛️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 

            Happy Hanukkah

              Happy 😘 Hannukah 🥳🕎 to ✌ all 🌏 my kosher 🇮🇱 THOTTIES 😏🍑🍑 out there 😜👀. I hope 🙏🙌 you 🤩 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 that phat 🧀🥕🥘 ass 🍑 over here 👇 and get some 🍆😉 of this forbidden 🚫🙅‍♂️ HAM 🐖. Let the lamp 🛋🧞‍♂️ oil 👳‍♂️ burn 🔥👨‍🚒 twice 👬 as long 😝🤤 to keep that party 🎊👯‍♂️ going!! Remember 🧠 to SHALOM 🤓🧘‍♀️ on the haters 👖 and make sure you L'chaim 🌟 on the schmucks 😘😍!!! 
              👋💰Shalom SLUTS! 👋 Get your tuchus 🍑 ready 🥵 for EIGHT 🎱 LONG 🍆 DAYS 📅 of 🕎HanukkCOCK✡️ to 🎉celebrate🎉 the time 🕍🍷 D-ddy😇 made 1️⃣ drop of CUM💦👅 last for 8️⃣ GAYS 👬🌈😋 Hang up ⛑️ your yarmulke👲🤠 and spin 💞spin💞 SPIN😵‍💫 on daddy's DREIDEL 🍫🪙💦💦 till you get that 🍖✡️KOSHER COCK 😜😫 in your 👼HOLEiest 🕍of HOLES 🕳️😈🙈 send this text💌📩 to 🔟 of your BADDEST 💇‍♀️ ORTHODOX 🧕 BITCHES 💁‍♀️👄 Get 🔟 or more back 🥳🤯 and you'll be a 🕎MENORAH MOMMY💅 Get 5️⃣ back 😚🤪 and you're a 👯👑 jewish-american 🛏️ PILLOW PRINCESS 💗💟 Get 0️⃣ back 🤒🤢 and you'll get SPANKED 🍑💢 like the MACCABAES 💂 spanked ANTIOCHUS IV EPIPHANES👹👑👿 in 💦JerusaCUM🏙️when he wouldn't let them 🙅 celebrate 🙏SUCKot🥺 Chag sameach! 🔯🌠 
              It's time to get up 💤😴 you slutty slutty Jews ✡👅💦💦 get ready for the 8️⃣ days of HANUCOCK 🍆😩😍 hang up your yamaka and get FREAKY 😏😩💦 with other JEWEY 🔯 SLUTS 😘😍😝 you know RABBI is excited for his 8 days of KOSHER 🍖 DICK 🍆🍆 so all of you get out there and find some CIRCUMCIZED COCK 🕎 Send THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ of your BADDEST JEW BITCHES get 5️⃣ back and you're a SAD LATKE HOE 😠😟😂get 🔟 back and you're a PENNY PINCHING BITCH 🤑😈😜🍆🎉 get 2️⃣5️⃣ back and you'll be riding DADDIES MENORAH 🕎🕎🕎 ALL NIGHT😝😁🤑😍
              HAPPY HANUKKAH HOES ✡🎉 get ready for 8 nights of sucking DICK! 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 The Jews escaped the desert on 8 nights of oil 🕯🌚 , but you'll do it on 8 nights of CUM 😜💦💦💦! Shove a DREIDEL up your butt✡😬🍑GOBBLE UP a LATKE dick😩👅! Send this to 8 of your Hanukkah THOTTIES👯 for a LIT 🕯Hanukkah! If you get 3️⃣ or less back you're a schmuck🍆! If you get 5️⃣ or more back you're a BAD JEWISH BITCH 👌❗️💁
              👋💰Shalom sluts 👋 happy ✡🕎️ Hanukkah✡️ 🕎 spin 💞spin💞 SPIN on daddy's dreidel✡️ 💦🕎💦🕎💦then ✡️I'll hanuk-cum on yoUr latke🔯 🕎OoOooo 🕎some 🔯🕯️hano౦kkah 🕯️sHit is about to go dOwn tonight😏💰🕍 YoU🕯️ light 🕯mY 🕎menorah🕎 and mAke me want to💦 Dip my ✡️latke iN your 🍎apple 💦sauCE Oooooo 😍I'll wear my💦🔯 yarlmu-cum💦😏 and 💦pEnetrate 👉👌you like how 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇱 penetrAtEs👉👌 the 🇵🇸Palestinian🇵🇸 territories 💦💦🔯🔯🔯🔯 ill mAkE u hanuk-💦cum 💦🕎8 TIMES 🕎 for the eiGHT 8️⃣ days 💦puRIFying💦 the 🕍HOly Temple 🕍 and I'll 👏SPANK 💦👏you like the 🔯Maccabees 🔯sPAnked 👏😈Antiochus IV Epiphanes👿 in 💦Jerusacum 💦🇮🇱🕎🕎🔯
              ARE YOU 👉 READY TO DO THE 👠✡WHOREA✡👠????!!! ITS THE 1ST🥇 NIGHT 🌃 OF HORNYKKAH 🤤🤤🤤 TIME TO GET 🕎🔥LIT🔥🕎 AND SPIT 💦💦💦 ON SUM 🙈🐒HAIRYKKAH COCK 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆!!!!!! DONT ❌ WORRY!! 😟 DICKPIG 🍑🐷 PORK 🐷🚫 IS KOSHER ✅🍑🐷 SEND THIS TO 🔟‼ OF YOUR JEWCYIST 👨🏻‍🦱🍑🍆💦 FRIENDS 👬👭👫 GET 0️⃣ BACK 😭😭😭AND YOU'RE A GOY 👿👱‍♀️GET 5️⃣ BACK 😳AND UR A REAL 😏 DREDIAL SPINNER ♻️ GET 8️⃣🕎 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯OR MORE BACK AND YOURE IN FOR 8️⃣!! DAYS OF RUG BURN!!! 🥵🥵🥵🔥🌡🐒💦💦💦💦
              🔥🔥Alright🔥🔥 MaccaBITCHES 💅, it's deep 🫠 🥴🥴into kiss-lev 💋💄so light🕯🕯your manWHOREas 🙆🏻‍♂🕎 loosen those GELT buckles 🪙👖🪙🤑. Dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 dreidel 🔄 that phat 🧀🥕🥘 ass 🍑 over here 👇😳. This week 🗓, we CUMmemorate 🤤🤤 the DOMINATION💀🏆😉 of the Greek 🇬🇷armies 🪖🪖 and King🤴AntiCHOKEus 😩👐🫶 by 4️⃣ SWEATY 💧OILY 🛢 MEN 😯😵‍💫, and Judah🛡 Maccabee 👨🏽‍⚖ with his 8 inch HAMMER 🍆🔨 🍆🔨. After SPANKING 🖐🤭🍑 their enemies 😡😤👬👬 the MaccaPEENs made sure their temple🍆🍑🌮 🕍😇 was clean 🧹🧼🚿 . There was only 🫨🫨 enough oil💦💦 to lube🌊 up the lamps 🪔💡🧞‍♂️ for one day 😱😱 ‼️ but there was a miracle 🤯🥳 and the flame🔥 stayed 🆙️👆📈⬆️ for 8️⃣ HOLE 🕳⭕️ days 😵‍💫😤😩 Now it's time to grab your man's potatoes 🥔🥔and lick his latkes 👅😋🥞 -- we're doing it 👉👌🛌with the💡 lights 💡ON 😎! Dance the WHORE-a 👯‍♀👯‍♂👡 because NES 👍 GADOL 🍆⬆ HAYA SHAM👇🗺📍 in the sheets🛏! Send this to 3️⃣6️⃣ of your ChanuCUM hoes 👩🏻👵🏼👩🏽‍⚕👩🏾‍🎤👩🏿‍🔧👨🏼‍🚒🤵🏼👷🏾‍♂ for a LIT 🕯🔥 Chanukah! Get 3⃣ back and you’re a schmuck 🤮😞! Get 5⃣ back and Judith🤵‍♀ will bring🧺🛒 you some good🙂‍↕️🥴😏 head 🧠👄🫦👅Get 8️⃣ or more and daddy👨👨 will squirt his warm 🥵🥵 jelly 🍯🍓🍒🫐 and you’ll be STUFFED 😫😏😋 like a SUFGANIYA! 🥖🍩🍩🍩
              MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🌲🎄 TO MY HO HO HO’S 🎅🤶🧑‍🎄 AND CHAG SAMEACH 🕎🇮🇱🫵TO MY SEMITIC SLUTS 🤤💦🤤ON THIS DAY 🫣🗓️THE HOTTEST JEW 🕎🥵WAS BORN AND MELCHIOR THE MIGHTY 👑🥇💪CUNTY CASPAR 🍯💅AND BALL-THAZAR 🍆🌳HURRIED TO THE VIRGIN MARY 😇🙏🤰 FOR THE FIRST EPISODE OF MAURY 👨 ONLY TO FIND OUT GOD 🛐⛪️ HIMSELF WAS THE FATHER🫃🫄🤰
              
              WE HAVE ALSO CUM 💦🫣💫TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE 🎉👏🎊 JUDAH RE-INSERTING 🍆🫵🥵 THE MACCABEES INTO 💋🙂🙏THE TEMPLE 🕍🛕🏛️AND BUSTING 🍆💦💋THOSE SELEUCIDS 🙊😱😨OUT OF THEIR HORNY 🥜🥵HOLY 🇻🇦🙌SPOT AND WE CUMMEMORATE 🍆💦‼️EVERY YEAR BY ERECTING🙋‍♀️🍆🙋 OUR MENORAHS 🕎😱🫵AND SPARKING 🔥🚬🍃IT UP LEFT ⬅️TO RIGHT ➡️ FOR 8️⃣ SENSUAL 💦😏💋 DAYS AND EIGHT WILD 🔥🤪🐗 NIGHTS
              
              BUT LEAVE THE HISTORY 🙋‍♂️📠📜 FOR THE GILFS 👵 👴 DILFS 👨👴 AND MILFS 👩🧓ITS TIME TO FIND OUT IF YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY 🤪🔥💦 OR NICE 😊☀️🫵 MR AND MRS CLAUS 🎅🤶HAVE BEEN GRINDING ⚙️💦⚙️ UP ON HIS NORTH POLE 💈🍆💦TO DETERMINE IF YOU’RE 🫵🤪🫵 GETTING A BIG TOY 🧸💦🍆 OR A BIG BLACK 🖤✔️📞 LUMP OF COAL 🗿🫨💋 AND HE’S MAKING IT RAIN 💦💦💦 ON ALL YOU JEWISH 🕎🕎🕎 JELQERS 🍆💦💈WITH BAGS OF CHOCOLATE GELT 🪙🍫💦 SO YOU 🫵🫵 CAN HAVE SOME FUN 🤪💦🔥 WHEN SANTA🎅CUMS DOWN 💦🍆⬇️YOUR CHIMNEY 🏠🚿💋THIS YEAR🗓️🗓️🗓️
              
              SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN HUNNIES 🙏✝️🕎 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU HAVE TO THROAT 🍽️💦⬇️ A GEFILTE FISH 🐟🐠🤪 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU’RE 🫵🫵 A HORNY HEATHEN 🍆💦🙏✝️ IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE SPINNING 😵‍💫🔥🫨 THAT ASS 🍑🍑🍑 LIKE A DREIDEL 🔝🙏💋 IF YOU GET ALL 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU WILL DICK DOWN 🍆⬇️🤪 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON 🎉🎊🎁