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State of the Union

    ⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿‍♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿‍🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻‍🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼‍💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮‍💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻‍🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵‍♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐 
    my 🦅 fellHOE ameriCUNTS 😫🇺🇸tonight is the ‼️💯STATE OF THE UNION 💙❤️address 🤍 tonight a 🍃JOINT 💨 CUMGRESS 🍆💦of RepubliCUNTs 🐘 and DICKocrats🐴 have to be quiet 🤫🤐 for Daddy Biden 😏👴🏻 and hear how 😛 to sTiMuLaTe 👉🏼🐱👈🏼 the economy 🤑💰 impHOES 😂 🍑taxes on the rich 💸💸 and save demoCRUSSY 🇺🇸 from the insERECTIONists 🔫💪so SERVE 🫦👁️ ur CUNTry 😫🇺🇸 and watch 👀at 9PM at WH.gov/SOTU 👀 to get ur SOTUSSY 🥵🕳️ filled by Poppa Joe 🍌😍💦Send this to🔟 of your pussy 😽 poppingest 💃 patriots 🦅🔥or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅CUNTstitution!🇺🇸🍆✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back 🙅‍♀️you have to shoot down 🔫🔫💥 a Chinese spy 👀🕵️ balloon 🎈🎈 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, ur passing legiSLUTion🍑🍑 && if you get🍆TEN🍆back or more ‼️💯 you’re the new 🇺🇸🥵FREAKer of the house 😍💦💦

    Leap Day (Feb 29th)

      🚨🚨🚨EVERY FOUR YEARS WE GET AN EXTRA DAY 🌞 TO THOT OUT 💋 HAPPY LEAP DAY🎉🎉🎉 TO ALL MY FAVORITE HOES❤️ I AM SO GRATEFUL 🙏🏼 TO HAVE YOU BITCHES 💃💅🏼 IN MY LIFE 📆📆 IT IS NOW FEBRUARY 6️⃣9️⃣ TAKE THIS EXTRA DAY TO SUCK THOSE HOT COCKS 🐔🐔 AND BIG DICKS 🍆🍆 AND LET THAT HOT CUM 💦💦 FILL YOUR MOUTHS 👄💦 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR LEAP BAES OR ELSE YOU WILL CATCH MARCH THIRST 🥵🥵🥵 FOR FOUR YEARS👌🏼👌🏼 
      🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵‍💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇‍♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth’s 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let’s🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅‍♂️ will be 🏄‍♀️BOINGING🤹‍♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨‍🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋‍♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙‍♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️ 
      ROSES 🌹 💐ARE RED ♥️AND WAFFLES🥞 ARE BLUE🔵, I GOT A HUGE‼️ BOX🎁 OF COCKLATES🍆💦😩 FOR YOU😭!! HAPPY 🎉🎊VAGINTINES ❤️🎀DAY CUPID 👶🏿SLUTS TIME TO POP SOME ROSÉ 🥂🌹PUSSY😩🍆 AND SWALLOW SOME COCKTAILS😭😩🍆 MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH COCKLATE 👋🏿😩💦🍆🍫TRUFFLE 😩🍯BUTTER AND YOU GET NAILED 👏🎯😩WITH CUPIDS👶🏿😇 BIG ARROW 🏹🍆💦AND MAY ALL YOUR VAGINTINES♥️ DAY WISHES💫 COME TRUE SHARE THIS WITH 6 PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT TO GET A THICC 😩😩💦BOOTY 🍑BOUQUET 🌺💐FROM IF YOU GET NONE BACK YOUR BIRD 🙈🕊🍆WILL NOT GET ANY😩😭 LOVE 💔AND YOU THE ONLY DATE 📆💌YOU WILL GET WITH A BIG😩😍 BOOTY 🍑BOO IS ON FEBRUARY 29🙈 AND YOU WILL NEVER GET CUFFED💑⛓ 
      Where was you when leap day die

I was at kitchen eating crisp potato chip when text come

"Leap day is kil"

"No"

      Ash Wednesday

        What up Christian sluts! ✝🙏🙏✝ ASS Wednesday is CUMMING UP! Remember that you are cummies 💦 💦 and to cummies you shall return! We might look like young Christian women 🙏💁🙏 but we're ready to get our faces soaked with ash ✝✝✝ and that Catholic cum 🍆💦💦 AND BE SLUTTIER THAN THE WHORE OF BABYLON!! 👅🍆 Send this to 🔟 of your baddest God-fearing bitches - if YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'LL BE GIVING UP DICK THIS LENT 🙅🙅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE A SLUTTY NUN 💁💋GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL GET 40 DAYS OF CUM ✝🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FROM DADDY JESUS HIMSELF!
        🙏🤲Laudetur Jesus Christus🥵🐪 you little✝️cathoLICK👅SLUTS💃💃💃it’s ASS🍑WEDNESDAY📆you know what that means🧐its time to get👨🏻DADDYS🐪NAZARENE🐪COCK🍆🤤all DIRTY😈😈😈and let him SMACK🤌💥🤕it on that🥺FACE🥺til it leaves a MARK 14:51😈📖🔍🤨if ur lucky some big dick📏😱romans🏛️👶🐺👶will NAIL🔨🤩you to a SEXY🥵🥵CRUCIFIX✝️and CUM💦💦💦on you til you have STIGMATA⭕️⭕️on ur GAPING HOLE 🕳️ LENT fasting starts TODAY so I hope u GOBBLED DOWN⤵️🔄on daddys JUICY🧃HOG🐖🐷🍆🤤and SWALLOWED his CUM🤤🌊last night‼️🌝 now it’s time⏰to strap in for SIX6️⃣🕕🕡sexy weeks⏳⌛️🗓️🗓️of EDGING😳😖😫before the easter cummy🐇EMPTIES your BALLS⚽️⚽️on his EGGS🪺🐣and you can get back to ✅🥩🍆🥵MEATY FRIDAYS😈🙏🤤REMEMBER💭that YOU 👈are CUMMIES 💦 and to CUMMIES 💦 you SHALL RETURN 🔄 and don’t forget Jesus’🔝🎅FAT COCK🍆died for ur sins😏🤑😡😒🤤🐋🦥so if ur not SINNING👹🦹‍♂️and SQUIRTING💦he died in VAIN😢😢😢lube up🧴💦💨✊your anal rosary📿🍑🙏and send this prayer🙏to 2️⃣0️⃣prostitutes💃if u get1️⃣back ur a🤢PRESBYTESTICAL🤢if u get5️⃣back ur an🇬🇧🫅ANGLICUNT🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖if u get1️⃣0️⃣back ur a☦️🪆RUSSIAN ORTHODIX🇷🇺❄️and if u get2️⃣0️⃣back🎅JESUS will make ur DICK🍆RISE🌅⬆️from the🧟‍♂️DEAD🪦and 👻👻ASCEND🌈to⛅️HEAVCUM💦💦👼😇to FILL ur HOLEY🕳️SEE🇻🇦🙏🤲
        OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 IT'S ASH 🚬🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 MY HOE-LY 🙏 HOES!!! 👯‍♀️ TIME ⏰ FOR DADDY ‼️ PRIEST ⛪️ 🚹 TO Rub 🤲🏻💧HIS 🍆 ASHES 🚬👅💦 ALL OVER YOUR HOE-LY 🕳 FACE 🙇‍♂️ SO YOU REMEMBER💭 THAT YOU 👈ARE CUMMIES 💦 AND TO CUMMIES 💦 YOU SHALL RETURN 🔄 JESUS 👳🏽 ✝️ DIED 💀 FOR YOUR SINS 👹 SO YOUR FAT 🐷 ASS 🍑 BETTER BE FASTING 🍽 AND ON YOUR KNEES 🧎🏻‍♂️💦 PRAYING 🙏🏻 TO YOUR DADDY 👨🏻 LORD 😇 AND SAVIOR 🔱 SEND 📧 THIS 📲TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST 💅🏻 GOD ⛪️ FEARING 😰 BITCHES 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU'LL 👈🏻 BE ❌GIVING UP❌ DICK 🙅🏻‍♀️THIS LENT 😭😫 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK 🙋🏽‍♀️ YOU'RE A SLUTTY 😘 CHOIR GIRL 👧🏽 ⛪️🙏 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 😍DADDY JESUS 🧔🏽💋 WILL RISE ⬆️ 🍆 FROM THE DEAD 😇 😵 AND NAIL 🔨 YOU WITH HIS BIG CROSS ✝️ 💦 😝 FOR 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS 🌄 OF CUMMIES 💦💦💦✝️💦🍆💦🍆💦🤪
        🎉Happy🎉ASS🍑 Wednesday 🗓️ to my dirty🤭 catholic✝️ school girls👧👰 and nasty😛 choir boys🎤👯. Get 👇⬇️on your knees 🦵 for Daddy 👴 and don’t forget you are DIRT🗑️ and will always be DIRT🚮. So get your face smeared💦 with his mark😩 and make an exhibition💃🕺 of it publicly 🏙️like the 🙏HO-ly💄💋 one you are
        OH 👏 EM 👏 JESUS 🙌 its ASH 🌚 WEDNESDAY 🐫 my HOLY 🙏 HOES!!! thats RIGHT JESUS 👳🏽 DIED for ur SINS 👹 so ur FAT 🐷 ASS better be FASTING 🍽 n ON UR KNEES 💦 PRAYING 2 UR DADDY lord n savior 😇 if u get 0️⃣back DADDY‼️won't put his ASHES 👅💦 all over ur HOE-LY FACE💄if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SEXY 😘 CHOIR GIRL ⛪️🙏 if u get 🔟 back DADDY💋 will rise from the dead 😵 and NAIL 🔨 with his BIG CROSS ✝️
        Lent😇 is beginning 😃 you know what that means🍑 ASS🍑 WEDNESDAY😃 once upon a time JESUS👩 was BOUND and had his SLUTTY 🍑ASS🍑🔨NAILED🔨on the CROSS➕ by the big dick🍆 💦💦ROMANS 👉COPY & PASTE👉 this to 10 friends 👩👦👬👭if you get ❌0 ❌back you don't ❌get nailed🔨 on the ➕cross⛔😩😩 if you get 5 back you're a ROMAN SOLDIER SLUT🍆🍑 if you get 10👍😂🍑🍆 back you will RISE ⬆FROM THE TOMB👼💀 so you can SUCK😮🍆 more BIG ROMAN DADDY COCK🍆💦🍆💦😂

        Corridor creeper 🐛

          Corridor creeper card
          🐛In the workshop, I go deeper🐛In the mulligan, I'm a keeper🐛 This time, I'm even cheaper.🐛You guessed it right, I'm Corridor Sleeper🐛
          🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor creeper🐛
          🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in bundles, I was a dealer 🐛when a new meta comes I'm the leader🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor cash sleeper🐛
          🐛In the bedroom I'm a creeper🐛

In my past I was a keeper🐛

I wake when minions meet the reaper🐛

You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
          🐛In the toy shop I'm a sweeper🐛in set reviews I was a creeper🐛when minions die is still my feature🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor sleeper🐛
          🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm 3 attack weaker🐛

          IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️

            ‼️‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING JJK REFRENCE‼️‼️❗❗‼️⚠️⚠️😱😱🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😱😱😶‍🌫️🫣😱😱 GOJO IS THE BESTT IN ALL ANIME VERSEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 GOJO IS SO FUCKING BADASS😎😎😎😎 HE WILL RETURN IN THE CHAPTER 42069 AND SAY RYOIKIE TENKAII🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯 EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ON FRAUDKUNA AND SAY ARE YOU THE STRONGEST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA OR YOU ARE THE SOCCREROR OF THE HIEAN ERA BECAUSE YOU ARE THE STRONGEST AND HE SHOOT HIS HOLLOW LIME 🟢🟢🟢💲💲💚💚♻️♻️🌲🌲♻️💚♻️♻️♻️💲♻️🌲🟢♻️💲♻️♻️💚♻️💲🌲🟢♻️🟢🌲🟢♻️♻️🌲♻️💚♻️💚♻️♻️💚♻️💚♻️🌲🌲🟢💲♻️♻️💚💚💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢💚🟢AND SAY YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO YOWAIMO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎🤣😎 TO WHICH SUKUNA HONEST REACTION 😭😭🫣🫣🫣😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😭😭🤯🤯😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯 AND WHEN HOLLOW LIME HITTED FRAUDKUNA HIS FOUR ARMS FELL OFF AND THEN GOJO SAID STAND PROUD FRAUDKUNA YOU ARE WEAK😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😎TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA REPLIED YOU SHOULD AIMED FOR THE HEAD🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿AND REGROWS HIS ARMS IN 0.002 SEC TO WHICH GOJO REPLIED : WITH THIS SACRED TREASUR I SUMMON THE ONE WHO LEFT ALL BEHIND OVERWHELMING INTENSITY BECAUSE THROUGH OUT THE HEAVENS AND EARTH ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI BECAUSE WE ARE THE EXCEPTION TO WHICH FRAUDKUNA SAID NAH I'D WIN 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 AND AS FRAUDKUNA ABOUT EXPAND HIS DOMAIN ITADORI APPEARED FROM THE BUSHES AND ATTACK SUKUNA FROM BEHIND WHICH HE LEARNED THE BUSHE CAMPER YUTA ( THE KING OF CURSES IKYKYK😈) AND ITADORI SAYS LEFT ◀️◀️◀️◀️◀️ AND RIGHT ▶️▶️▶️▶️SLEEP TIGHT 💤💤💤🛌🛌🛌💤💤AND PUNCHES THE FRAUDKUNA WITH BLACK FLASH 69 TIMES IN A ROW WITHIN 0.2 SEC AND AS SUKUNA WAS NEARLY DEAD ITADORI SAID TO FRAUDKUNA I AM YOU AND PUNCHES THE LAST BLACK FLASH UP HIS ASS AND SAID NAH I WONED🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿😎😎😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🤣🗿🗿🤣😎🤣🗿😎🗿🗿🤣🗿🤣🗿😎😎😎🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿😎🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🗿🤣🗿💀🤣💀😎🤣🗿🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣

            Super Bowl

              ‼️LETS GOOO 🏈 SUPER 🏈 BOWL 🏈 2024 🏆🥇🙌🏅 EVERYONE 👫👭👬 IS GETTING LUCKY 🍀🎰 IN VEGAS TONIGHT 🎰😩💦 IT WAS A CLOSE MATCH 🏈 ALL THE GIRTHY 💪STRONG💪 SWEATY 🥵 MEN 👬JUST CAME 💦 AND RUBBED EACH OTHER DOWN 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS 🎰 STAYS IN VEGAS🎰❓⁉️NOT THE 69RS LOSS BUT THE GAY 🏳️‍🌈LOCKER ROOM🧼 ORGY WILL STAY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 FOUR QUARTERS? 🤷‍♂️NO🙅‍♂️ THE MEN JUST COULDNT🔥 🔥 GET ENOUGH OF EACH OTHER 😛 THEY HAD TO GO ONE ☝️MORE ❤️‍🔥ROUND TOGETHER🫶🫶 IN OVERTIME🫃🫃LOOKS 👀 LIKE THE 69RS CHOKED 🍆ON THE CHIEFS DICKS 🍆 IN OVERTIME 🫣SEND THIS ‼️ TO SOMEONE ‼️YOU WANT TO 🙌🙌TOUCH UP 👆AND DOWN 👇IF YOU GET 1️⃣ ☝️BACK THEY ARE KICKING🦵🏈 A FIELD GOAL🏈💦 BETWEEN YOUR LEGS😩✌️ IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK THE CHIEFS ARE RUNNING A TRAIN🚂 IN YOUR ASS 🍑 IF YOU GET 🔟 THEN YOU 🫵 GET TO JOIN TAYLOR SWIFT 👩‍🦰🎤 AND TRAVIS KELCE 🧔‍♂️ IN THEIR VANILLA JET SEX🛩️ ON THEIR WAY TO PUSSYLAND 🐈 🍑
              Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the Sin FranciscHOE 69’ers🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 DEEPHO Samuel or Ronnie BALLS His Seed 💦🌰. Will Patrick Mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Kadarius BONEme asshole 😩😩🍑.

Will BAElor 💃Swift get her PUSSY 😻popped🍾 by SLUTTY Kelce’s TIGHT🍑 END or will the 69’ers ♋️69her? Fly your private jet ✈️to your living room swifties to find out who can guzzle 🍻more BALLS 🏈 and touch down-there most.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the 69ers Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
              Goooood ✌🏻morning 🌞 FOOTBALL 🏈 FANS👨‍👩‍👦‍👦!!! Tonight 🌚 is the CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆 game in Super Bowl 🥣 LV (5️⃣5️⃣) between👉🏻👈🏻 the Kansas City 🌃 Chiefs👳🏾‍♀️ and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers🏴‍☠️ !!! Coverage comes to us LIVE from CBS 📺 with kickoff 🦵🏻 at 1830 🕡 but you’re invited📩 to come 😩💦over anytime after 1700 🕔 for pregame watching 👀!!! BYOB 🍻🥃 and an app 🍱 to share (but NO popcorn 🚫🍿I bought 🤑too much 😟and need it eaten)!!! Bring some dollars💸 and/or venmo 📲 to partake in some Super Bowl 🥣 Squares 🟥🟨🟥⬛️and other prop bets 🎰 if you’re interested 🤔💡in spicing 🌶 🥵 things 🆙 !!!
              Happy Super HOLE day 🏈😈 my slutty footBALLers. Will it be the KansASS 🍑City QUEEFS 💨 or the FILTHadelphia KEGELS 🍆🍆. Big Dick 🍆 Nick Sirianni or Andy Plant His Seed 💦🌰 Reid. Will Patrick mahomes penetrate MaHOLE 🕳️ or will Jalen Hurts my asshole 😩😩🍑.

Let’s CHECK OUT 😏😏 the rosters. On the Kegels we got:

Dallas GoSQUIRT 💦 Landon BIG DICKerson🍆 Lane GIRTHY Johnson🍆😏 Fletcher MONSTER COX😛🍆 Josh SweatTY BALLZ 💦🥜🏈 Darius Slay MYbunz 🌭🌭

On the Queefs we got:

Isiah Pachec-Ho 🙊 Creed HUMPhrey😛😛 BIG Willie Gay 🍆🍆 Kadarius HOEney 😝😜 Andrew WILLIE Wylie 🍆🍆 Juan PORNhill 😅💦😩

Let’s not forget about the sHOEdown between the Kelce Sluts. Travis with the TIGHT END 🍑🍑😏 and Jason who loves touching BALLS 😩🏈🏈.

So let’s all slurp down some weiners 🌭🌭 and guzzle some beer. Enjoy the QUEEFS penetrating the endZONE 😩😩and the Kegels Blitzing the A-Hole ❌🙅‍♀️🕳️. No matter who CUMZ out ON TOP 😏 we will all be satisfied upon CUMpletion💦💦. Send this to 10 of your best BALL BOYZ 🏈🏈😏 or you will be flagged for roughing the ASSER 😜😜😜.
              Happy SLUTTY super bowl!🏈💦Send this to 🔟of your closest BALL lovers🍆❤️ if you want to suck the ram daddies😈😈 or the baddie bengals 🤤😲 Make sure to watch the CUMmercials📺🍼and have a HOLEy🍑 Sunday😈 😇