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Happy New Year & New Years Eve

    HAPPY 🎉🎩 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 😂 YOU 👆 TWENTY 🌈🌈 TWENTY 🎊 WHORES‼️A NEW YEAR🗓️ 🏌💁 MEANS 👉🤔 NEW 🐓🍆COCKS 🍌TO 🌂GLUCK 🍗🐔NEW 🎀 PUSSIES 🌺TO 🔢💦 SUCK 💦 AND 👏 NEW TITTIES 🍒💥TO FUCK‼️‼️‼️ 🙌 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 😷💕 HAD 📈UPS⬆️AND 📉DOWNS ⬇️BUT IT’S 🙄😳 TIME 🕟 TO CELEBRATE 🙆 🎊AND 👏💮 GO ✔ DOWN 👇 ON 🚶 SOME 🔇🍭 DROPPING 🪩BALLS 💦💦 TONIGHT 😫😫 AS 🌕THE 🚀COCK 🐓 STRIKES 👏👏 TWELVE🕛‼️‼️ COMMENORATE 🍾 THE 💉🏅 NEW 👌👆 YEAR🤗 BY 😈 KISSING 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😗😘 YOUR 👏 FRIENDS 😏👫 ON 👌 ALLLL 💯THEIR 💢💋LIPS 👄 🌮TO 😩 START 🏁🍆 YOUR 🚢 👯‍♀️SLUTTING 💃OFF 👯‍♂️RIGHT🫦‼️‼️‼️ 👉✔ JUST 👏🤫DON’T 🙈GET🙈 PREGNANT🤐WITH A 👦 BABY 👶 NEW 👌 YEAR 😣 OF 🚋 YOUR 👉👉 OWN‼️‼️ ☯ SEND 💌THIS ⬇😬 TO 📮YOUR 🔝1️⃣0️⃣ 🕛💸 TWENTY 🎊🎊 TWENTY 🍾WHORES🕺 TO PROVE🫶YOU’RE 😍👀 A 📢 TRUE ✌️NEW 🆕 YEAR 😻NYMPHO‼️‼️ GET 5️⃣ ☠ BACK ❌🔙 AND 🍆 YOUR 👀👈 OVARIES 💄WILL EXPLODE 💥🔥 LIKE THE ➡👏 TITAN 🛳️SUB ⚓️💩👨 LAST 🔚⬅ JUNE‼️ GET 🔟☝ BACK 👊AND 💰 YOU’RE 👇🔥EVEN🌩 HOTTER 🔥THAN JULY’S 🎇 🧠☀️RECORD 🤑 BREAKING 👣TEMPERATURES🥵‼️‼️ ❄ 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙❔ BACK 😤 FOR 🌹🚦 A CHANCE 🧞‍♂️TO 💰 FUCK THE TWINK🧜‍♂️ FROM THE 🌊SENATE 💯 HEARING ROOM 🔊🚹 THIS PAST ⛄️☃️DECEMBER‼️ GETTING 0️⃣ BACK 🙄⬅ MEANS 😼 YOU’LL 🅱️ 🐝💪 DRYER 🏜️THAN 🤢 HENRY🤮 KISSINGER’S 💩ROTTING🧛🤒DICK 🌭IN🍆 HELL‼️‼️ HOPE YOUR ASS 🍑TAKES 🔥ALL 💯OF 💦🔴 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ 🕑 LIKE A 👌 GOOD 😫👍 LITTLE 👯WHORE🕺🕺💃 AND IT 👀LEAVES 🍃🍃 YOU 💦SOAKED 💧🚿AND 🍆👏 🙏BEGGING🧎‍♂️FOR 👊🖍 MORE‼️ 😩🤯💣🔛🔝🔜
    HAPPY 🎆 NEW YEARS 🎇 YOU SEXY FIRECRACKERS 🧨 WELCOME TO TWENTY 2️⃣0️⃣TWENTY WHORE 2️⃣4️⃣ BETTER CHASE THAT CHAMPAGNE SHOT 🥂 WITH A CUM SHOT 💦 FIREWORKS 💥 ARE GOING TO EXPLODE 🎆 LIKE THIS DICK 🍆IN YOUR PUSSY 🍑🤪 AT MIDNIGHT YOU GET A KISS 😘 AND YOU GET 💖TO SUCK SOME DICK 🤪 NEW YEAR 🎀 NEW TITTIES 🍒 WRAP IT 👍BEFORE 🫡YOU TAP IT 👍 THIS YEAR ‼️‼️WE EATING 🍴GOOD ‼️‼️FUCK A NEW SLUT💯 EVERY DAY TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY ❌👨‍⚕️ ❌ SEND 👏THIS 👏TO 👏ALL 👏YOUR 👏HOES 👏IF YOU GET ONE ☝️1️⃣BACK YOULL GET 🌽SLOPPY TOPPY 🍌 IN A DIVE BAR 🎱 BATHROOM 🚽 THIS YEAR IF YOU GET THREE 3️⃣ BACK YOUR ✨ SUGAR ✨DADDY 👨‍🦳WILL GIFT U WITH 🤑$100 💸AND A BABY 🤰 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ BACK YOURE 🤞GUARANTEED ‼️TO HAVE AN ORGY👯‍♂️👯👯‍♀️ IN YOUR 🫵PARENTS BEDROOM 👫😩IF YOU GET TEN 🔟 BACK 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣WILL BE THE YEAR 💊YOU BECOME A 🙏🧎‍♂️SEX GOD 💒WITH THE OPPORTUNITY 🎇JESUS DICK ✝️🍆
    💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you twenty-twenty-WH0RE‼️👯😈😘 2023 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😏 Lets reCUNT what happened 🤔💭
* The eCOCKnomy 🤑🍆 💸 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈📈😼
* Elongated Muskrat 👨🏻💰🤡 bought Titter 🐥📲 and renamed it XXX 😳🤤👀
* a SUBmersble ⬇️🙇‍♂️ tried to see the TITanic 👀🤤🍈🍈🚢 and EXPLODED 😩💥💦
* Boobie 👱🏻‍♀️💅💖 and Oppenhymen 💣🤯🍑 DOMINATED 😈⛓️ the box office 🎟️🎥
* Taylick Swallow 🎤🙋🏼‍♀️ had the Eroticas Tour 🏟️😱 and released 1969 (Taylick’s Vag!na) 🤯😍😫
* Donald Trump 🤢👴🏻 got inDICKted 🚨👮‍♂️🍆 for messing with ✊😈 the ERECTION…. 🍆⬆️🤤
But now DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK: 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ are gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣4️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎
    👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍
    DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-FOUR😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦4️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
    🗣 HEY all my money 💰 hungry SLUTS 😩 we are bag 💼 chasing 🏃‍♀️ in 2024!!! So stop grinding on that DICK 🍆 and start grinding for that DOUGH 🍞🤑 We know you work HARD😩😰for that ca$h 💵 so make that ca$h 💵 work HARDER for you 🫡😈 deposit that LOAD 💦 of money💰 into a brokerage account 🏦 and watch it grow 🍌😳 contribution limits to Roth IRAs are $6.5k in 2024 🤯🤑 take it all at one if you can handle it 😤🥵 or put a little in each month 🤏 🗓 either way you’re still growing that bread 🥖 with comPOUNDING 💦 interest 💰💸 make your DADDY proud 🥰 by putting your money 💵 where your mouth 👄 is 😩😮 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩 money👅😋 hungry hoes 😻 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another Bernie Madoff 🫣 BROKIE 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be HOWLING 🐺 all night long like the wolf of Wall Street 😫😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🙀 back and you’ll be having a Warren BUFFET of all the COCK 🍆 and CASH 💰 you want in 2024 😝😍
    3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼or 2024 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
    hEY SLUT👅🙋🏼 now that ChristmASS🎁🎉🎉🙅🏼 is over its time🕐🕥🕢 for 🆕NUDE years eve👍🏼👍🏼😻 its time to hop off Santa’s BIG DICK🎅🏿🎅🏼💦🍆 and suck🍭 that BALL🏐⚽🏀🏈⚾🎾😝till it DROPS⬇ and don't🙅🏼 forget to pop👆🏼 that PUSSY like a BALLOON🎈🔪 with some NUDE year fireCOCKS💥😩 send📲 this to 1⃣5⃣15 of your nude years sluts💦👅 if you get 1⃣0⃣10 back then you’re the baddest💋 ball sucking biTCH and in 2⃣0⃣2⃣4️⃣2024 you’ll get surprises😱 in your PANTS👖😏 if you get 5 back then the nude year will bring➡ you lots of cock soup😩🍆🍜 if you get 0⃣0⃣0⃣0⃣0 back😷 then no🚫🙅🏼 nude years cummies for you😭😱😖😫
    🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉🎆🎉 new year nEw Year 🎉 thats 🎆 a new 🎉🎉 year right 🎉🎉 there 🎉🎉🎉 right🎆there 🎆🎆if I do say ƽo myself 🎊 I say so 🎊 thats the new year im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) hmMMMMᎷМ🎆 🎉🎉 🎉HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎊 🎉 🎆🎆🎆 🎉🎉Happy New Year🎆
    Its NEW YEARS‼️‼️‼️🎆🎆🎆🎆 that means its time to SHOOT 👏 them 👏 LOADS 👏 (of fireworks) UP into that DARK BLACK HOLE 🕳️🕳️‼️🍑🍑 you better POP that CHAMPAGNE🥂 and get ready to get FRISKY 😳🫣 at 12:00 AM‼️🕛 get ready for those GOLDEN BALLS tonight🏀⚽️ because CUMMIES ARE CUMMING‼️‼️‼️‼️🎆🎆🎆 send this to 5️⃣ of your best CHAMPANGE BOTTLE DEEPTHROATERS 🥂🥂🍾🍾 if you get 5️⃣ back your gonna get SMOOCHED 💋😘this new years if you get 🔟 back your gonna be 🥵 HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 HOT and not from the fireworks 💥 😉‼️ if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you are the BEST 🏆🥇 at taking that CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE 🍾 IN ⬅️ and OUT ➡️ all JANUARY FIRST‼️🗓️ HAPPY 😃 NEW YEAR HOES 👯‍♀️ I HOPE YOU GET LOTS OF NEW YEAR 🎉🎉 CUMMIES‼️‼️
    Hello you filthy slut! 😉😋😉 hope you had a greedy Xmas stuffing yourself whenever you could 😈😈😈 now 2024 is cumming fast towards us 💦💦💧💦 are you entering the new year face on or from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Make your resolutions this year as HARD as possible 🙀🙀🍆🍆 aim for bigger larger and thicker things that will stretch your capabilities 🤪🤪😩😩😍😍 but before that wel-cum the new year!! Let’s make this night last as lonnggg 🤞🤞🙌👉👌as possible don’t let the decade FINISH too quickly ⏳⏳🍆💦💦 be sure to fill up your gl-ASS to its maximum 🥛🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀ and keep your lips wet all night👅👅👄👄. Gotta be sure to see out this year with a bang 🚀🚀💥💥🤤 spread it wide and receive the new year you hoe.
Cunt-inue being the filthy skank u are 💋💋💋
    DADDY TIME 👴🏼🕙 is 😩💦 CUMMING 💦 At the STROKE 🥵🥵 of 🕛 MIDNIGHT 🕛 BALLS will be 💧SLIDING💧 into 😛🤪 faces as everyone 👯‍♀️ gathers 👯👯‍♂️ around to 3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ count down a 🎉💦CUMFETTI 💦🎉 storm. Wear your 🍆SLUTTIEST🍆 outfit 👙🩲 while you 💢POP💢 that 🍑ASS 🍑🍑 and 🍾🍾 bottles 🥂 at 🕛 12 o’COCK 🍆🍆 DADDY TIME👴🏼🕙 will make 👉🏽YOU👈🏽 his lil 💥😫 NOISEMAKER 🥴 and fill that 🍑🍑 AULD LANG ASS 🍑 with all his old 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ CUM 💦💦 to 🤰🏻breed🤰🏾🤰🏼 BABY NEW YEAR 👶🏽👶🏻 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉😝😛 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦4️⃣or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
    Whats poppin 💥😳🎉besides 🚫this cherry 🍒 👉🏿👌🏿before 2️⃣0️⃣THOTTY-THREE 😫💦💦 ends🌧✨👅? Pack that ❌❌❌mas💋 tree🎄⛄️ 🆙 ☝🏿and back dat THICC juicy🎈 🅰️SS 🍑 🆙☝🏿☝🏿2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ is here BITCH welcum😈😈😈‼️get ready hoe😝😜meatnight🍗🌠 is cumming 💦🍆 fuck👆🏿😾 your New Years kiss 👄⛔️Grab ✊🏿😋UR Daddy😚 for that New Years kummie🍼🍼🥛🍦. Make sure🎒❗️u prepared💡⏰, this year🌟. You'll need a razor 🚨✂️ because we ain't entering 📛📛januhairy😷🙄👿. Good 💖✅pussy 😼😺always stays ready hoe‼️ COCK those flare guns💥🔫 and watch the fireTWERKS🔥🔥! If you received 💌📭this then that means 🙏🏿😘I'm keen🌱😍😍 for more cummies💦🍦 and new beginnings ✅🌈❤️with you! ☝🏿✊🏿🙌🏿💋💋🆗Now send this 📞📤to your top 1️⃣0️⃣ 🆕 year 🆕 thots to let them know 🤔👀🗣u thinkin of their smooth 😭juicy 😩😩asses💍😻Ignore this if ur a sad lesbian bitch with a dry ass kitty😾 as prickly as ur heart💔
    2023 😩💯💦was a year 🌎of sex 🍆💦😩drugs 🚬💉🔫smoking wheat 🚬✌️and poppin xannies💥💊 in the school📚✂️ bathroom 🚽🛁but sadly 😕😟2023 💯is coming to 😦🤔and end 🔚🔜🤭and 2024 is right around💦 the corner💀 but don’t worry 😌because🎉🎊 2024 🎉🎊is gonna be a new 🎀💯💦year new 💪💪👅👀me i am gonna reclaim 🚫🍆my virginity , detox from drugs, ❌🚬not smoke mary wanna, ❌😩💦stop poppin pillies❌💊💊 and get Myself a job 📈📊and life 📘📓... 😂😂😂😂😂SIKE 😂😂😂😂😂i pranked yo dumb ass! 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💦💦💦💦💦2024 😈is gonna be the year👓🕶🎩 of getting STD👨‍⚕️, smoking acid, 😝😛💯💦fucking everyone i see, 👉👌😼and hopping like a rabbit 🐰🐰💦from dick🍆 to 🍆dick . 🍆If you got pranked ❌😂😂u have to copy paste 📋✏️this and send it to 🎊🎊10 bitches who made 2023 right 🖇😝❤️💦nd made ur pussy loose😈😈💦💯❌💕
    ❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2011 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
    In 46 BC (bigus 😳 cockus 🍆) Daddy Julius Caesar 🫅 reformed the Roman 🏛️calendar 📅 into the basis of the modern calendar we know today 🙇. So be sure to take time to fuck 🙈🕴️a guy 🧏‍♂️ named Brutus, or you’ll get fucked 🥴😏 23 times like Caesar got stabbed 🔪. In 1582, 🧑‍🎓pope daddy Gregory the 8th 🫦👀updated the calendar to account for leap years 💯 📆, so be sure to LEAP 💃🏃‍♂️on at least 8 fat cocks 👍💕, or stuff your holy hole 8 times 🕳️ 🤪, to thank the Catholic Church ⛪️. Today we celebrate 🎉 🤠🕺 the new year 🎇 by watching 👀the ball ⚽️ drop⬇️ and springing 🤸 into the new year!🎇! So be sure 👍 🙇‍♂️ to drop 👇your 🫵 balls 🎳low, and fuck 🍆🍩 your favorite new years nymph ✨ 🧚 2023 times! Send this to 10 😳🥰 new years nudies 🤭🫣 or your 2023 will be cursed 🫢🔴🃏. If you get 5️⃣ back 🔊 you’re a new years 🫵 noob 👼, if you get 🔟back you’ll be creamy 🍦 when you get your ceasar salad 🥗 tossed 🚹🤦‍♀️and if you get 20 back, maybe Anderson cooper 💁‍♂️ will let you drop 🧎your balls ⏺️⏺️ or pop that pussy 🍾🐱on his new year pole 💈!
    Happy new year‼️ 202fwhores🍾🍾🥂cunt-gratulations 🥳🥳 on making it 🙌🏽🙌🏽 to another 📆 year. 🐱pussy🐱pop🎈your ➡️way➡️ INTO 2024 and make your 🔥🔥sexy slut 😈😈😈resolutions: 🆕 year, 🆕 girthy 🤌dicks🍆🍆, making your kitty 🐱🐱 cat clap 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽, fireworks in the bedroom 🛌 🎆🎇and starting 2024 off with a 💣💣 BANG 🧨🧨🧨 Ring 💍 in the new year with a glass of 🥂🥂cum-pagne 🍾🍾 and balls 🏀⚽️ dropping ↘️ in your 🥵🤭😮mouth 👄 When the COCK ⏰⏰ strikes 🕛 midnight 📩📩 send this to 2️⃣4️⃣ of your cuntiest cum 💦 guzzling, 🍆 dick sucking, dirty whores 👧👧👦👦 If you get 2️⃣4️⃣ back, your HOLE 🕳️ will be 🍗🍗 stuffed 🦃🦃 with cum all 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days of 2024 🥥 If you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back, you’re a new REARs 🍑🍑🍑 slut 💃💃 If you get 0️⃣ back, your year will be filled with flaccid cocks 🥺🫣and erectile dysfunction 😩😩😩 So open that 🫦🫦🫦 mouth wide and get ready to 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️guzzle 💦💦 your new years nut 🥜🥜🥜
    📣🔉🆕🙉🎧LISTEN UP THOTTIES its NEW🆕years🎊📆🌆EVE🙇‍♀️💃and 👌➕we🙌🤓🧍🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ALL know 🤓🧐EVE 🍎was the OG 👌☑️☑️🫡SLUT 😩💦💦🌊!!so when that C(l)OCK⏰🕰️🕐🛄strikes👊🥊🖕midnight🕛 lets CUM💦🍆🍆🍑🥚INTO twenty twenty fWHORE 🙌😽🙌🆕with a (big😉🍆)BANG 😩🍑, now 🫵🔻it may be 🅱️ an 🚨💅ELECTION 🇺🇸🇺🇸year but hopefully 🙏 the United ‘BATES 💦👌of america🇺🇸 can CUM 😩☑️👊together 🎉 To celebate 🤔🫨❌❌🙅i mean CELEBRATE 🎊 🍑🍆💦 1️⃣ ONE more cycle 🩸🩸🩸😬around 🍑🏀the SUN 🌞🕶️☀️you may 🤔DO dry 🚫🥃🍸🍹january but 🍑make your 🆕 NEW 🙇🙇‍♀️years RESOLUTION ✅🧾🥅to keep that 👅🙀😹BUSSY 💦💦😩🍑WET 🥳🥰

    FELIZ NAVIDADDY 🍆👅💦🤶🏽

      👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑‍🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑‍🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼‍♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵‍💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑‍🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵‍💫

      Boxing Day

        Hey👋🏻sluts!😛😼Today is BOXING DAY🥊🥊so even ur ass🍑isn’t from the United KINK-dom🇬🇧😝you can still🥱munch🥄🤤on all the box 🌷💃🏽🧎🏽‍♂️you want today😏🍽 Yum yum!🍽 Eat some cum💦‼️English💂🏼hoes👸🏼founded this holiday👅🎉in 1830🗓because twink 😵👱🏻‍♂️mailmen✉️ and sex slaves 🍆🤤wanted an extra😏side piece👇🏻🎁 for DICK-mas🎄🍆so their daddies🏋🏼💋👨🏻‍🦱😍 let them eat 🤤their box 📦 1️⃣ day a year. Hoes🥱that are🍴hungry👅for cummies💧💦spend Boxing Day 🥊shopping🛍for daddy’s sweet👄cummies💦💦andlooking👀for boxes📦to eat🤤Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your favorite boxes📦🎁 to eat🍯🥣If you get 5️⃣ back😜you’ll be left hungry😩😫😤for dick 🍆this year🎂If you get 🔟 back, 😆😎you’re officially a master🏅of eating box🥵🙌🏻💦💧
        🌞🗣️RISE AND SHINE🗣️🌞 you Christmas🎄HOES, it's 📦Boxing Day🤑! Time to get 🛍️shoppy💰and get 😜SLOPPY💦 Today👇 is the 📆 day for the 💶consumer💳, so get ready to 🫦CUNTSUME👅 THAT DICK🍆 Retail ANALysis📲 shows that 💲prices and 🍑ASSES are about to drop 📉LOW📉LOW📉LOW📉 Turn this 🏦bank💸 holiday into a 💦WANK🤤 holiday and 🫲hit😈 those 6️⃣9️⃣% off 🤑sales🏷️ All you little 🛒shopping 💋SLUTS👑 can be Daddy's 🥵HOT🔥ticket🎟️ item this year ✌️SPREAD😛 those🦵legs🦿for the 🫦DEEPEST😩 price-cunts👅 and doorBUSTer💦 deals🧾 To honor 📦Boxing Day 📖history, 🎁gift some 🍆COCK🌭 to a 🙏needy little 😘WHORE💄 and 🎉celebrate🎊 this season by giving 😮HEAD🍆 Send this to 8️⃣ SLUTS😜 you wanna FUCK👉👌 this 🤤CUMMING💦 year and get 🆓 eXXXpress🥵 shipping 🚚 on the biggest 🦴PACKAGES📦

        Christmas Eve

          People often send the Christmas Eve emoji chaintext/copypasta as a joke to their friends and family on the eve of Christmas. On Christmas day, the Christmas emoji copypasta would be used instead. 

          Listen👂up ⬆️ all you elf🧝 sluts 😩💦It’s Christmas Eve 🎄 And you know what that means Santa Claus 🎅 is cumming 🍆 💦 😩 tonight and he’s giving all the good 👍🏻 girls 👧 and boys👦 presents 🎁 but if you’ve been a naughty 😈 little slut like me then he’s cumming 💦 to give you a big black 🖤lump of cock 🍆 so you better watch ⌚️out you better not cry 😭 you better not pout 😒 he’s going in dry
          It’s Christmas Eve ❄️🎄. Snow falls 💦 gently 🌨 on the yard 🍃outside. 🌲 A fire 🔥 crackles behind 😬 you. It’s been 😵 a rough 👊🏻 month. Your wife 🤷‍♀️left you and ✋ the present 🎁 pile under the 😤 tree 🌲 is bare. 🐻 It doesn’t 💯 matter 💦 though, 😭 there was only one☝🏿 present 🎁 you wanted ❄️ anyway. And as the sky 🌌 darkens and 👄 the fire 🔥 wanes you 😩 know 😁 it won’t ✋ happen. 🙂 There’s no 😱 way the one thing 👊🏻 that could 🙏 keep ❄️ you 😳 hanging 🐈 on will happen. 👋🏻 It’s almost 👅 Christmas, 🎄 he’s not coming. 💯 Then, you 👄 hear a shuffle 😜 outside. Your door 🚪 begins to shake 😩. Someone 😁 is trying 🙃 to open the 🚪door! Could it be? 😩After all this ⏰ time? The 💯 door 💥 shakes 😂 violently 🔫 and gets thrown 👋🏻 off its hinges. 😂 You stand 😤 amidst the debris 👅 and there 🧔🏿he is! The only ☝🏿 thing 😋 that could 😩 save Christmas, 🎄 Lebron 💯 James! He leans 👅 in and 😬 whispers 💦 “Yo you wanna sprite cranberry?” 💯👅💦😂👌🏻
          It's Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve! Santa 🎅🎅 Claus shoves his thick 🤤hands 🤲🤲🤲 into his raindeer🦌 skin🔪 gloves 🧤🧤🧤 and places down ⬇⬇ his TIGHT😵 cock🍆 🐓 ring 💍💍 around➰ his dick😘 🍆 and balls 🏀🏀 before pounding😤 away🦌😵 at that reindeer😍 ass 🍑 holy shit 💩 santa 🎅 you're 👉 going to fast ⚡ and Rudolph is 🤪 disorientated😷 slow 🐌🐌 down ⬇⬇ fucking 😳🖕 hell 😂we're gonna crash🤪 shit 💩 Santa 😓🎅🎅🎅 Claus' 😂MASSIVE🥵 COCK😂 🐓 swipes🌊 through the city🤣 🌃 killing millions 😆of children😘 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 🍆👦😂 and locks😮🤩 onto🤭 the🤫 Grinch's phat😛 pregnant 🤩ass 🍑 oh😰 fuck😂 🖕👦🖕 keep running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ Grinch😓 but he was too😂 slow 🐌🐌🐌 and santas Potbelly😋 sausage🥵 pasta 🍝 bake penetrates🤭 the Grinch😳🤯 and fills his stomach🥴 drowning😩 the fetus 😭of Satan🧐 in his stomach🤰🚶‍♀️ 😭 fuck 🖕👦🖕 you Santa😠 🎅🎅🎅 next ⏭ Christmas ❄️❄️❄️ Eve watch 👁👁🧐 where 🤷 you put your 👉 cock 🐓 😬😑😑😑
          it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆
          Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌
          Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and CUM 💦down your chimney.

Send this to your 8️⃣ HORNIEST elves 🧝 and get your stocking stuffed with a big long candy cane. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ and Santa will give you a WHITE 💦 Christmas 🎄 . Send it to 1️⃣2️⃣ And Santa will let you spend the night with his number one SLUT Mrs. Clause 🤶. Send it to no one and SANTA SLUT will put a hot steaming lump of coal 💩 in your stocking. 🎄🎅🦌🎁
          🎄✨ Jingle my bells, you festive ho-ho-hoes! 🎅🤶 Christmas Eve is upon us, and it's time to unwrap those holiday fantasies! 🎁🍑 Gather 'round like sexy little elves, whether you're a candy cane connoisseur or a tinsel tease! 🍭🔥

🔔🎉 Santa Daddy 🎅🍆 is making a list, and he's checking it twice—gonna find out who's naughty and nice! 😈📜 Have you been a ho-ho-horny little elf, or are you aiming for that halo on your mistletoe? 😇🌿

🎊🎄 Tonight, let's roast those chestnuts on an open fire and deck the halls with more than just boughs of holly! 🌰🔥 Send this to 12 of your horniest reindeer 🦌🍑 or risk getting coal in your stocking! 🍆🎅 If you get all 12 back, you'll be unwrapping presents in ways you never imagined! 🎁💦

Merry Spankmas, you ho-ho-horny angels! 🎄😇✨

          Christmas Emoji Copypasta

            Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃
            🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
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Merry ❌❌❌-MAS!!!! You 🫵 little 👌 elf 🧝 Bimbo! 👧 👄 💅

Whoa!!!! 🤯 Not 👎🚫 here👇to slut 💋 shame 😔 on this 🎄merry 🌲 merry ❄️ ⛄️ day…

Just 🤙here to jingle 💁‍♀️ your bells (🔔🙌🔔) and put those 🤤 mistleTOES 🦶👅🦶in Santa’s 🎅 jolly open 😗mouth 👄

That’s 🚫🙈not all 😎 🫳(Z)Daddy 👨Santa 🎅 has in store🍆🍆🍆 for his 🤫 naughty 😈 elf 🧝‍♀️ . He’s 🍆 CUM 💦 💦 💦 all the way⛷️ down 👇from Santaland 🏔️ to give 🫵you his ❌❌❌-TRA Large 💪💪💪 North POLE 💈💦 and 🤞 if you’re 🫵 lucky 🍀 Mrs. Clause 🤶 and rudolf 🔴✨🦌will ride 🎟️ 😤 🥵 YOUR sleigh🛷 💦💦too 😱🫣🤗

What 🙋‍♀️❓about ALL the 🙏 good 😊 😇 Little 👼 thotty 💅 girls 👧 and bimbo boys 👦???? 🙋‍♀️!??? ???

Well…. Santa 💪 🎅 has an extra🤪 special 💝 gift 🎁 for you 🫵… something ♨️ hot 🥵 and ready ⏲️📳

☝️Once he 🗣️cummies 💦 down your 🫵 Chimney ➡️🍑⬅️ with glee 🤪😍😆 🧑‍🎄 he’s 💨 off to your👇 room 🏡 to eat 👅 out 🫦🤫your 🤞🥛cookies 🍪 and 🍆 💥 stuff 🫦your 😓💦🧦 stockings🤤 full 🙄😵‍💫😮‍💨 , you’ll leave 🌊 a trail 💦💦💦 of 🎄🎁Christmas🍆🍆🍆 joy 🤩 wherever 🏊‍♂️ you go _____ 🚂 ✈️ 🛥️ !
            It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
            🎶Dashing🏃💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😩😫😲 all the way. Balls🍒 in buttholes🍩 ring, making 🙇spirits bright🌟💫, what fun it is to ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!!💸 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way➡, oh what ✨fun✨ it is to ride🏂〰 that big💢 fat💥 dick 🍆all day🕦 HEY👏 🎶jingle clit🎶jingle🎶clit 🔔jingle🔔 all the way😝 oh what 🎉fun🎊 it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY🙌 Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas cock suckers🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Mr. Claus🎅 won't cum😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!!🎄 If you get 5 back ⬅️you're a frosty cum slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you're a 🎯peppermint pussy princess .🍭👸 If you get 15 back you're a candy cane 🍰clit🍰 licker👄👅. Have a ✨merry 👋merry✨clitmas🙏🎄and a slutty 🎉new year!🎆🎊
            Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻 if you get 0️⃣ back 🥺🤭 you’re a vanilla 🍦 bitch 🤣🤣🤣 who will be having a silent 🤫 night 🌌 and won’t 🚫 be playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ in the white ⚪️ sticky 🍯 snow ❄️ ⛄️ this year 🤭😭😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️ if you get 3️⃣ back 😕😛 you’ll get FIVE 🖐 golden COCK rings 💍 😁😁😁 but no one to use them on 🧐😛😔😔😔 if you get 5️⃣ back 😲😲 your jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 jingle bells 🔔 will ROCK tonight 🥵😳😫 if you get 7️⃣ back 😎🤩🥳 you’ll be getting COAL-vid 19 this year 😔😔 sorry 😢 we can’t all 🥶😱 be winners 🏆 🚫 if you get 🔟 back 😁😁🤪😈🙀 well 👀 you didn’t hear it 👂 from me 👀 but you’ll have to invest 💰 in some extra WRAPPING paper 🍆 because you’ll be having a HOLEy 🕳 jolly Christmas 🎄 this year 😗😘🥰😍😋😜🤪 you and Daddy Santa 🎅 will be joining the mile high club ✈️ on his sleigh 🛷 this year 😉😏 maybe Mrs. Claus 🤶 will join 🚺💯 too 🥰 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 elves 🧝 🧝‍♀️ it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡️ run over 🏃‍♂️ grandma 👵 with a reindeer 🦌 have fun 🤩 getting that hot 🥵 hot 🔥 chocolate 🍫 🎅🏿
            🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 🥳MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ☃️🎉 ITS DICKMAS TIME 😈😼👌🏼👈🏼💦 H0E H0E H0E 🌬🌬 SANTA CLAUS 🎅 IS CUMMING ❄️ TO TOWN 😜😜 SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST 🙏🏼😇 😇TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS 👯♀️👩❤️💋👩 OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS 🙈🙊🤯🤯 🍆💦 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU 😈 🤪😋😍💦🍑
            🎄🎶Dashing💨 through the cum 💦💧👅👅 in a one WHORES 🐎 open legs🤸🏼‍♀️, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the wayyyy🎵 Balls 🍒in buttholes 🍩 ring, making spirits bright 🌟, what fun it is to 🐎 ride 🚀that dick 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride 🎢 that big BLACK dick 🍆all day. HEY! 🎶 jingle clit, jingle clit, jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to fuck 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. HEY! 🎄

Only ✌🏽 more weeks til Santa CUMS‼️🗓 That means it’s the 🙀 HOEfficial ✅ start of the most ❄️CUMderful❄️💦 time of the year! 🎉 Send this to 👉1⃣2️⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 DICKmas 🎄 cock suckers🍆👅 in 6️⃣9⃣ SEXonds or Santa won’t CUM😩👊💦 on you this HOEliday season!! 😭 If you get 5️⃣ back ⬅️... you’re a frosty 😋 cum slut. 💁🏾‍♀️❄️⛄️If you get 🔟 back, you’re a peppermint 🍬 pussy princess 👸🏾 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ 🔙 or more, Santa’s 🎅🏽 gonna BUTTFUCK 😱 your REAR chimney 🙀😮 ALL DICKCEMBER LONG 😵😵😵😈😈😈
            YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!!
            🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been XTRA naughty this year! 😈😜👅💦So he’s droppin’ down the chimney like it’s hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! 🫳🎁🔥🔥BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝‍♀️🧝🎁 ✉️ if u get 0️⃣ back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 🧌🫵 if u get 5️⃣ back ur back on the naughty list again next year 😈 📝 but if you get all 🔟 back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!! 🍪🥵🥧🎄
            🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯‍♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G H T Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has been watching 👁️ u FAP 👊💦😩 and tonite 🌚✨ he’s cuming 👣🦌🛷 to give u his 😳🎁 BIG PACKAGE!!!! 🎁🍆🤤 To get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just 🍬🍭👅 POP💥🤸 that Peppermint Pussy 🍭🌭🍬🎇 n wait under the mistleHOE 🌿🎋😘🍒😱 with a nice cup of hot COCKolate ☕️🍆🔥 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will shove 👊 his 🍆💦🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬🔽 ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇 hes 🎅 gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0️⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
            🌲Merry FUCKmas🌲 to all my SLUTTY 🙉 little 💅 elves 👅.⭐ Congratulations ⭐ you've made Santa's NAUGHTY list 🥺😈 Make sure your COOKIE 😽 is ready for MILK🤶🌧🙀 cos Santa's 🎅 gonna slide UP your CHIMNEY 😛 Tis the season of GIVING 🎁😏 so wrap your gift right 🍆🍑 or the holiday PREGNOG 🥛 will have you feeling like the Virgin Mary 😇😩👼. SCREWge 😠😏 listened to the Ghost 👻 of Christmas Yet to CUM 👀🤝🍾 and you should too 😌. Send this to 10 HO-HO-HOES 🥵 and Little CUMMER Boys🙋🥁. Get 10 or more back and you're THE Saint DICK 💦 Get 5 back and you're a mistleHOE 🌿 Get 0 back and find out the true meaning of FISTmas🥊 when the rawdog reindeers run a sleigh on you 🦌☔😝🧻
            Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄
            Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don't🙅🏼call me Mary because I won’t be a virgin after tonight 😏👌🏼👈🏼 Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?☃❄️💦 Don’t forgot to wrap that dick up in a bow tonight🎁🍆Send this to 10 of your cum covered snow angels👼🏻 If you receive 5 back you’re a big ole stocking stuffer😜if you receive 10 back you’re a naughty little nutcracker🌰😩🐿now go find some mistletoe🌿 and give Rudolph a sloppy dick sucking👅 underneath it and while you’re at it, go tell Santa what you want for Cummas and give him a lap dance🎿💃🏻while you’re at it😼
            MERRY ☃❄ CHRISTMAS 🇨🇽🎄 YOU 🙇 🧑‍🎄HO 😘 HO 🤶HOES‼️‼️‼️TIME ⏱TO UNWRAP 💝PRESENTS🎁 AND 🙏➕ WRAP ✋ SOME 🍭CANDY 🍬🍬 CANE 💈💦 DICK 🍆TO SLIDE 🎢👀 DOWN⬇️ YOUR 👏👨 CHIMNEY 🍑🎅🏠 ‼️‼️MAKE 👏 SURE 🔜👍 YOU STOP ❌😂 BY ✌️SANTA’S 🎅SEX 😻🍑 SHOP 🛒 ON 💌DICKMAS 🍆MORNING 🌅TO🙌🥂 🍆 PLAY 🥁⛹ WITH ➡😉 ALL 👌 YOUR 😍 FAVORITE 💯🔥 TOYS 🦴🎢 AND 🔙💰 OPEN 💰 WIDE 🧇👐 TO 💦➡ SWALLOW 💦SOME 👨 HOT 🔥 🍾EGGNOG 🍶🥛SHOTS 🔫‼️‼️SEND THIS 👅 TO 5️⃣ 😂 CHRISTMAS 🔥 HOES💃 TO 💦💦 GET 😫 A BIG ♟CURVY↪️ NORTH ☝💈 POLE IN 🔥 YOUR 👨 STOCKING 😘🎅 ‼️‼️SEND TO💋♻ 🔟 FOR 🎅 BIG 🥖💰SACK 🥜🥜 SANTA 😏TO 💦 SPILL 💦 HIS MILK 🍼😵💦 IN 🔛🔝🔜YOUR COOKIES 🍪 UNDER ⬇️THE 👌👏 TREE 🎄🎄‼️‼️SEND 🆘➡ TO 💦 1️⃣5️⃣ 👯‍♀️TO 🙊🦊 GET 💪🉐 SLEIGHED❤️‍🔥 BY 🍆🍆ALLLLL 😏😏THE 👏👉 REINDEER🦌 🦄🐖 AND 📗GO 👉 DOWN 👅IN 👇 HISTORY 📝🚫 AS 🛠 THE 🍃 TIGHTEST 🤑🥴CHRISTMAS 🎅🎄HOE 😂 🤤EVER ⏳‼️❄️ENJOY🥰 SOME SNOW ❄️ BY➡️💋THE FIRE 🧨🔥WITH AN 🌨🍧AVALANCHE❄️ OF👅 CUMMIES🍆💦☃️🧋‼️‼️‼️
            Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁‍♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯‍♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁‍♂️and girls💁‍♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your ass🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝‍♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your ass🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝‍♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑‍🎄MRS CLAUS🧑‍🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓

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            don’t 👏🏼 fuckin 👏🏼 call 👏🏼 urself 👏🏼 festive 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 u 👏🏼 can’t 👏🏼 fit 👏🏼 an 👏🏼 entire 👏🏼 christmas 👏🏼 tree 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 ur 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼
            MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
            ‼️🎄 ATTENTION ‼️ ALL HO ‼️ 🎅🏻 HO ‼️🎅🏻 HOES ‼️🎅🏻🎄☃ it is 👉 finally 👉📅 🍆 DICKcember ☃🎁🍆💦 and you 🤔 know ⁉️🎄️🤔 what that ❄️ means ⁉️🤔☃ 🕗 time 🕠 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻 2️⃣ come 💦💦 ⬇️ down ⬇️ your chimney 🏠 and unload 🚚 his 🎅🏻 sack 🛍😳 of goodies 🎅🏻🍆💦💦 on 🔛 you 😳😏 get ready 🙋 2️⃣ 👂 listen👂👂 to 2️⃣ xmas🎄carols🎄☃🗣 guzzle some 🍳 egg 🍳 nog 💦💦👄 and get 👏 your 👏 stocking 👏 stuffed 🍆🍑☃🎅🏻 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣4️⃣th 🙅 don't 🙅 forget 😰 to 🍁 leave 🍁 your 🍆💦💦 milk 💦🍼 and 🍪 cookies 🍪 out 4️⃣ Santa 🎅🏻🎄☃🎄🎁 😜 🅱 cuz 😜 on 🔛 DICKcember 2️⃣5️⃣th 🍆🎄☃🎅🏻 every1️⃣ will wake 😴 ⬆️ up ⬆️ 2️⃣ find 🕵 all the 💦 goodies 💦 Santa 🎅🏻 has ⬅️ left ⬅️ for 4️⃣ them 🎁🎁🎁 send 📩 this 2️⃣ ten 🔟 of 🎅🏻 santa's 🎅🏻 ☠ baddest ☠ bitches 🙋 or you 🚫 won't 🚫❌😟 get your 🛎 bells 🛎🛎 jingled 🛎 this year 😩 get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and you're a 👙 slutty 💋💄 elf 🙇🏻 get 👉🔟👈 back 🔙 and you'll 🎄🎅🏻 get to 😚 suck 😚😊 all 🌚 night 🌚 on that ol' 🎅🏻 saint 🎅🏻 DICK 🎅🏻🍆💦💦☃🎄🎁🎄
            It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
            Merry Fuckin Christmas ‼️❤️‍🔥🎄🎁 to all the naughty hoe hoe hoes ‼️☝️😈 and filthy animals 🦌🐑🐇🐻‍❄️💦 now that it’s finally DICKmASS ‼️🍆 and ur toasty in bed ♨️🛌 jolly ole St. Dickolas ❤️‍🔥🎅 needs u to jingle his balls 👋🎊 ride his sleigh ❄️🛷 lick his candy cane 😋 ask for cumberry sauce 🫗 and drink up allllll that egg nog 👅🍳🥛💦💦 for the rest of Dickcember 💙🦌💚 he knows when you’ve been sleeping 💤 around 💞😏 he knows that you got cake 🍰🍑 so let him eat your cookie 🍪 join his twerkshop 💃👉👌👉👌 kiss under the bushes 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌳 of his mistle-side-hoes 👩‍❤️‍👩☘️ and 8 🎱 maids 🐄💃💃🏽💃🏼💃🏿💃🏻💃🏾💃🏻💃🏽a milking 🍼 his North Pole 🍆💦 and after ole Tits Kringle 🌛🎅🏿 cums in their dirty chimneys 🌚🏡 he’ll land on your booftop 🍑 and fill ur stockings 🧦 with whips 🪄 & chains ⛓️ and put you 🫵 at the 🔝 TOP 🔝 of his 🤬NAUGHTY list🤬 cause the Yule log 🪵 gonna need to roast some chestnuts 🌰🌰🔥🔥🔥 this year 🗓️👿 and only the freakiest 👿 elves 🧝🏼‍♀️💯🧝‍♂️💯🧝 can ride 🛷🌟🤠 can u satisfy little cummer boi? 🧐🥁💦💦 get in the FISTmas spirit! ✊🎅🏽 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds 🕕🕘 send this invite 💌💦 to Santa’s candy shop 🍬🍡🍭🍫 💎🍆👭👬👭💒‼️ if u get 🔟 back u got a plump partridge 🐧 and a juicy pear tree 🌳🍐🍐🍐☔️ if u get 5️⃣ back ur Santa’s sluttiest little helper 🛍️🎄🥹👉👈 & if u get 0️⃣ back he’s gonna put you on the fucking🖕NICE list🖕 where all Yule get is nice guys 🙅🏼‍♀️😝 and a lump of coal in your butthole 🌚🕳️🖤 bah humcunt!
            HOE HOE HOE ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICK™ is CUMMING 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ SUPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC DICK‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩
            Hey there you pewbic preachers 🥵 🤲 🤤 🙏 ⛪️ 👅 you cross bearing cocksuckers ✝️ 🥴 ✊🏻 🍆 💦 💦 ⛪️ you kinky clergymen 🤵🏻+ 👩🏽 = ✝️💦 🛌 😏 it’s time to get nailed 🔨 💨 😩 🥵 railed 👨🏻+ 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 🚂 😓 and impaled 👉🏻 👌🏻 😉 ♾️ like the hoely spirit 👻 & 💁🏻‍♀️ + 💁🏻‍♀️ = ✂️ 🍑 😋 this year 📅 because it’s Cocktic Christmas 🎅🏾 ✊🏻 🥖 💦 🤶🏼 🦌 🦌 🎄 🌲 🧝 So if you’re down to copt a feel 👋🏻 🍑 & 🍒 👁️🫦👁️during cuntfession 🦵🏻♦️🦵🏻 🖐️ 🐸 🖐️👅👅👅 🦵🏻🪰🦵🏻 then seek those naughty nuns 👩🏽 💁🏻‍♀️ ✂️ 🚿 🥵 that’ll repent 🙏 and bent 👋🏻👁️👅👁️🖖🏻all down the chimney 🪵 🌲 💨 🔥 🤤 It’s been a cold 🥶 🧊 and wet 💦 🌊 winter ❄️ so far, but as the floods ⛰️ 🌊 ☠️ come, it’s time to embark 🤠 👋🏻 🍑 on the ark 🛶 💦 😈 and ride 🐎 that wooden winter splinter 🎅🏾 🌲 💨 😮‍💨😮‍💨all queefinox long 🌞 🌚 🌝 = 🛌🔞🔞 🤫 Hoepefully you can leave a nudge smudge 🥕 🍒 💦 👄 before heavenly daddy 👨🏻 🥵 judge thee to seven minutes ⌛️ in hoely heaven. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🏝️ 😌 Don’t forget to dickorate 🍆 🫦 😏 the tree 🌲 🪵 🐿️ 🥜 🍼 💦 🥛 so that you can savor that sweet spruce juice 🪵 🥛 🤤 until you get to scratch an itch from Ms. Claws 😜 👅 🦵🏻 🦞 🦵🏻 🌚Send this to 10 pussyhound priests ✝️ 👦🏻 👨🏻 👉🏻 👌🏻 ⛪️🔞🔞to get your crucifix baptized✝️🍼💦💦🤤Or else, the only thing nailed 🔨 🥊 🦵🏻 🐠 🦵🏻 🤢 will have been from 2023 years ago 👼 ☁️ ☀️ ✝️🧖🏻‍♂️
            Merry 🎊 thiccmas 🍑🤤 u frosty ❄️ thots! As u anticipate 😛 santa 🎅 cumming 😩💦 down your chimney😏 u better be thinkin 🤔☁️☁️about Tiny Tim 👪and his not-so-tiny crutch 🙈🍆🍆🍆 who ain't gettin those cripple ♿️ cummies 💦☔️ this HOEliday 🎁 season. Don't be a Thiccmas Screwge 🤢😡🔩 and share this message to some naughty 😵👮🏻 elves who need some black 🖤🖤rocks 🌰 in their stocking😘🎅🏻. Get 5 back and you'll get your stocking stuffed🌯. Get 10 back and you're gonna get something good 🙆🏼 under your Christmas bush 🌲🌲🌲🎁. Get 20 back and you're a Santa Clit 👅👄 licker!
            Alright 👊🏻 you 👈🏻 Christmas 🎄 cats 🐈 when Santa 🎅🏻 slides ⛷down 👇🏻your 👆🏻chimney 🏠 this Xmas🎄 make sure 🌚 you 👈🏻 spread 👐🏻 them 🍑 xttrrraaa THICCC Christmas 🙌🏻 hams 🐖 🍑 wide 👐🏻 because Santa’s🎅🏻 here 👏🏻 to stuff 😯 you’re 👊🏻 stocking 🔑😍with his 🍆 chestnuts 🥜 so open 👅 wide and receive 👉🏻 Santa’s 🎅🏻 reindeer 🦌 you 🍻ho 😉ho 😻ho 💦
            'Twas the 🌜night🌜 before 🎄❄Christmas🎄❄, when all through the 🏡house🏡
Not a creature was stirring, not even a 🐭mouse🐭;
The 👢stockings👢 were hung by the 🔥chimney🔥 with care,
In hopes that 🎄🎅St. Nicholas🎅🎄 soon⏰👀 would be there;
The 💤☺children💤☺ were nestled all 👌snug in their 😴beds;
While visions of sugar-plums🍬🍭🍑 danced in their heads💤;
And 👵mamma👵 in her 'kerchief, and 👴I👴 in my cap,
Had just settled our brains😴😴 for a long winter's 💤nap💤,
When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter😡👂,
I👴 sprang from my bed to see what😡😡😡 was the matter.
Away to the window I flew🏃🏃 like a flash🏃🏃,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The 🌜🌛moon🌜🌛 on the breast👍😏😉 of the new-fallen ⛄❄snow⛄❄,
Gave a lustre of midday⏰👀🌞 to objects below⬇,
When what😮 to my wondering eyes👀 did appear‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️,
But a miniature sleigh🚗 and eight tiny rein-deer🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕,
With a 👴little👴 old👴 driver so lively🎅 and quick,
He slid down the chimney and screamed📢 "I'M PICKLE RICK"🍆🍆🍆
            Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 cumming💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 this 🎄Christmas ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 if u want to get NAUGHTY🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2018❗ with a BANG 😩💦💥
            HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS‼️🎅❄️ ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS‼️🎄 Don't worry, there is still time to make it on the 😈👿 NAUGHTY👿😈 list this year 😉😉 Warm up on the 1️⃣2️⃣ COCKS🍆🎄 of ⛄CHRISTMAS🌨️ cause when 🎅💦SANTA CUMS💦🎅 the whole sleigh team is taking a turn 😍😉 I hope you're ready for Rudolph's 🦌🍆💦THROBBING RED STUD🦌🍆💦 cause he's been saving this 🤤🤤LOAD🤤🤤 all 📅YEAR⏲️LONG📏Once all your 🕳️🤤💦HOLES💦🤤🕳️are full of Christmas 🍦🦌🎅CREAM🎅🦌🍦and you've successfully 🏁FINISHED🏅the whole 🎅🦌TEAM🦌🎅 send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ favorite Christmas 🦌🎄⛄HOE HOE HOES⛄🎄🦌. if you get 0️⃣ back, 🎅SANTA🎅 is gonna 🤤STUFF😍 your 🐈PUSSY🙀 full with 🚂COAL⛰️. 5️⃣, and you can 👅LICK😋 the milk and cookies 🥛🍪 from 🎅SANTA'S ASS🍑. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, 💦CUM💦 will be your 🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SNACK🍩🥛. 1️⃣5️⃣, the team might 🚥 STOP 🛑 by for round 2️⃣💦 on the way 🎅💦HOME🦌⛄😏. 2️⃣0️⃣, and you get a 🍆💦DICK🍆💦 as 📏LONG AND THICK📐 as the 💈📍NORTH POLE💈📍 to fill up your 👇🍑SOUTH HOLE⚫💦❗‼️❗MERRY CHRISTMAS COCKSUCKERS 🍆💦🍑🎅😏👅

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