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Trump convicted on all 34 charges

    Daddy Trump is CUMvincted on ALL Charges 😱 UH OH 🫣 the loooong 😏 💪 arm 💪 of the law 🇺🇸👩🏻‍⚖️ has swung 🍒 low 🍒 to give Daddy 🤠 Trump a good 👏 SLAP 💥😜 The 🏙️ Manhattan 🍆 DICKstrict 🍆 Attorney's 😯 criminal 🔎 invesTITgation 🍈🍈 into Trump's 💦 HUSHdaddy 👉 payments👌 is finished off 🔥 🔥🔥 ☝️🧐 Send this to 🔟 of your 😜💅 SLUTTIEST 💕 seditionists 🤪 and if you get 0️⃣ back ☹️, get ready 😬 to do some 😏🍆 HARD TIME just like TRUMP👎 If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, you might 🌊 SLIP 🌊 right out 😉 of this 💦 STICKY 💦 situation 👻🤔 If you get 🔟➕ back then 🦅 Daddy Trump 🫡😘 will give you an insERECTION 🍆 you'll ❤️ NEVER ❤️ forget 😍🤯❤️‍🔥 
    Hey you DEMOCRATIC 🗳️ SLUTS 🚨 ‼️ The SEXY jury just announced the 🍆 verDICKt 🍆 in the Trump trial❗️ ⚖️ JAILHOUSE DONNY is GUILTY ✅ of Thirty-fWHORE 🤯 criminal counts. 🦅 He’s officially a covfeFELON. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 The jury SLURPED UP 👅 Stormy Daniels’ testiMOANy 🍆 and now Trump could lose his freeDOM 🎆 and have to CUMpaign🗽from prison. 🍑 If you SLUTS for JUSTICE 🔥🔥🔥 are proud of your 💦CUMtry 🇺🇸 send this to 3️⃣4️⃣ of the sexiest SWINGER voters, 🗳️and maybe we can avoid another insurERECTION. 🦅🍾 🇺🇸 

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

      🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WE ONLY CARE ABOUT INCHES AND FEET 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😂😂😂😂 AND YARDS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT EVEN IS A METER ?????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔NO IDEA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐WHO CARES ABOUT CELSIUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤮🤮🤮🤮WHEN WE HAVE FAHRENHEIT GAWDDAMN IT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸100 C IS WHEN WATER BOILS??????😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡HELL NAW MAN💯💯💯96 FAHRENHEIT EQUALS THE BODY TEMPERATURE💯HELL YEAAAAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤡🤡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 WE ONLY USE FREEDOM UNITS OVER HERE 💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅1 FEET EQUALS 12 INCHES BUT 1 METER EQUALS ONE 🤡🤡🤡HUNDRED CENTIMETERS??????????? 🤮🤮🤮🐐🐐🐐😂😂😂 THAT’S CRAZY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🇺🇸🐐🦅🐐😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🤮POUNDS INSTEAD OF KILOGRAMS OBVIOUSLY 😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😂🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯1 LITRE WATER WEIGHS 1 KILOGRAM?????? WHO CARES 😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO USES LITERS ANYWAY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅GALLONS ARE MUCH BETTER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐🐐BECAUSE 👍🏻👍🏻FREEDOM UNIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 PASCALS FOR PRESSURE??????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮 HOW ABOUT POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH 💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO’S HERE FOR SOME 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁DEMOCRACY?????? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 
      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 

      Memorial Day 🇺🇸

        Memorial Day 😮📅is here and you 👉know what that means! Time 🕓 to remember 🙏and 💐thank 🙇👏all those brave 💪soldiers who sacrificed 😭😱😫their lives 💀👻so we can be🇺🇸 free 🇺🇸 to suck👄👅 any dick🍆we want😍!
        its 😏 MEMORIAL 🙌 day 🇺🇸 in memory 🙉 of 💯💦 deez nuts 👐👏 they aint dead 😂😂 i just love remembering them 😎❤️✊💯😭👀🙌
        HEY ALL U LEGAL CITIZENS!!! Today is 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Memorial Day!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to ⛵🚢🛥️SHIP🛥️🚢⛵ over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like we FUCKED Osama Bin Goteem!!👳👳👳 Gotta get those star spangled cummies⭐🇺🇸⭐!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time to 🍖🍖BBQ🍖🍖!!! Get ready for that SLAB O' MEAT🍆🍆😍😍 because it's ready to STRETCH THAT JAW😩🍆🍑💦🐄😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Let those juices RUN🏃🏃 down your THROAT and over your CHIN🤤🤤. STUFF that face😏😏 like you do for DADDY😘😩 and SWALLOW every last bit 😫😍 😉😏 don't forget the troops who 🔫🍆🔫FIGHT for our right to FUCK everything that is TIGHT🍑🍆🍑🍆. SUCK🍭🍭 daddy's little PANTS SOLDIER to show your SUPPORT👉👌 and let him park it in your rear PORT 🚢⛵send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your messiest MEAT eaters🍖🍆🍖🍆.If you get 0️⃣ back GET OUT of my country🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸! If u get 5️⃣ back ur a TALIBAN FUCK GOAT🐐😍👳!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅💦💦 GUN of LUST🔫🔫. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR FOX🦊🦊🦊HOLE TONIGHT!!!! 
        It’s 🇺🇸MemWHOREial Day🇺🇸!!! A day to remember 🤔 all the hot 🔥 sluts and daddies👨🏻💦who gave their lives☠ for our right to fuck😜🙌🏻!!!! Send➡️ this to your🔟 most patriotic hos 🇺🇸👄👭 or get ❌none of that uniformed 👔👮🏽🍆 dick 2night! Get none 🙅back and you a sad 😥🔵blue skank. Get 5️⃣ back and you a white ⚪️🔥hot slut 💃🏼. Get 🔟 back and 👇 you the red 🔴 hot 🔥hunty 👸👌👌💯!!!! Remember you star 🌟 spangled 🇺🇸 sluts: it is your patriotic duty 💪to make those dicks 🌭🍆 rise👆 like the flag 🇺🇸 on Iwo Jima 🗻!!!!
        Happy 🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸Memorial Day🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸 you 🍆🥛COCKWORSHIPPING🍆🥛 SLUTS 🙋‍♂️💁‍♂️!!! This 📅day📅 only 🍆🌊CUMS 🍆🌊 1⃣once1⃣ a year so make sure to HONOR💯 and 🕋🕋WORSHIP🕋🕋 the servicemen🔫💣 who DIED💀 so you could 🌪SUCK🌪 COCK🍆 on a daily basis! Whether they were sucking 🥚EGGROLLS🥚 in 🇻🇳Vietnam🇻🇳, 👅licking👅 those 💇hairy BALLS⚽🏉⚾ in 🇦🇫Afghanistan🇦🇫, or taking 🌊LOAD after LOAD🌊 from ✂️🚫UNCUT ☭SOVIET☭ 🍆🥩COCK🥩🍆, they gave their lives so you can be the true whore you are in 🇺🇸FREEDOM🗽❗❗ Get on your knees and open your 🐷piggy🐖 👄mouth for a ⚓SAILOR⚓ 📆TODAY! Send this to 3️⃣ of your most patriotic whores and get a nice fat 💦 cummy 💦in your 😮throat😮. Send this to 5️⃣ proud, red-💉blooded💉 Americans🇺🇸 and get your patriotic 👦boy-pussy🐱  💣DEMOLISHED💣  by a 🚂train of Marines straight out of 👢boot camp👢. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ NFL-watching🏉, ✝️God-fearing 🇺🇸American sluts⛪ and have 👨‍🚀✈️airman after airman✈️👨‍🚀 UNLOAD their HUGE 💣missiles💣 into your 🕳️holes⛳🤪 until you ☠️DIE☠️ serving your 🎖️CUNTRY🇺🇸❗
        They laid down their lives… SO YOU COULD SPREAD YOUR LEGS 🦵🤡🦵HAPPY MEMWHOREIAL DAY YOU ANAL LOVING ARMED FORCES ADMIRERS 🇺🇸😍 FIRE UP THOSE GRILLS 🔥🍖 AND WET DADDY’S COCK 🐓🍆 WHETHER YOU’RE SLUTTIN AT THE BEACH 👙🏖️ OR BACK HOME IN BED 🛌😏 MAKE SURE TO TAKE IT ALL IN 😫😜 SO PAY YOUR RESPECTS 💵🙏 BY GIVING IT UP FOR FREE 😘🥹 NEXT TIME YOU SEE UNCLE SAM 🦅👴🔴⚪️🔵 FIGHTING THOSE DIRTY CUMMIES 💦💦 FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺⚒️ GIVE HIM A FIRM SHAKE ✊🍆 AND GET ON YOUR KNEES 🧎‍♀️🧎😉 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣8️⃣ OF YOUR SAVORY SOLDIER SUPPORTERS 🇺🇸🔫 OR YOUR BARBEQUE WILL GET NO ASS 🍑😭 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO GET HON-HER 😏🤪 THE MOON LANDING WASNT REAL BUT WW2 WAS!!!!
        Happy‼️Memorial Day 🇺🇸 you SLUTTY SOLDIERS 🪖 New A$$ignments 🍑 CUMMIN from HEAD🍄quarters. Get ready for a LOAD 🍼 of 🎖 honorable discharge 🎖 because your CUMMANDer in💥QUEEF 💥 orders you to get down on both knees and prepare yourself for a shower ☔️ of red 🔴 white ⚪️ and SPLOOGE 💦👅 If DADDY 👨🏽‍🦳 drill 🔨 sergeant sees any half masts today, he’ll be sure you suffer from PTSD(ick) 🤕 So, do your duty 🫡 to your CUNTry and send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ MOIST 💦🍪midshipmen 🥵 and COCK🍆 HUNGRY 😋 cadets before Uncle Sam’s 👴🏻 monster 👹👺 SCHLONG gets hungry for a taste of freedom. If you don’t get 5️⃣ responses by 23:59 🕕 you’re destined to shoot 🔫 BLANKS ☔️ forever ♾ 

        Madame Web

          Hey 👋 all you madame 💃💁 Webs 🕸️ get ready to connect across the WEB 🌐! It's time ⏰ to stream 🏞️ the 🐐 SO🦵's Madame Web! So crack 🍑🍑 open a Pepsi 🟦🟥🟦, Find a spider 🕷️ in the Amazon, and see 👁️🧿👁️ the future with your gals 👭👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨. Stream with two? You're just 2 🥈bodacious walking upside down 👇 spider 🕷️ babes 👯, get 4 🍀streaming, and you got the squad 🥳👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, get up☝️ on that table 🍽️🍽️ and grind that booty 🍑🍑, get 10 back and you're the MaDOMe. You put the dum in Madame, cuz your thicc 🍑🍑🍑, Spider 🕷️ person🤔 ain't the only person who getting smashed 🥰🥰🍆🍆💦💦💦 tonight. After you stream Madame Web get some white web 🕸️◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️of your own 

          Oh ✋👋 hello 👩 CEO 👸👸 of 🈹 feminism

            😚😘 Oh ✋👋 hello 👩 CEO 👸👸 of 🈹 feminism 💦💦💦 I 😎 got 👜 you 👉👑 something. 💪🏻🤴🏻🤜🏻👩🏾 I'm 😢 sorry 😥 if 💯 the 👆🏻 superior 🧠🧠 intellect 👀 and 😂 joking 🤣🤣 ability 😭 of the 🥒 male 🍆 species 🎮🎮🎮 is ⏩ greater ⏩ than ⏮ that of the lowly 🚮 femoid 👱🏼‍♀️🤛🏻 gender 🤢🤢🤮 and 🤭 thusly 🤓👆 you 💋🍆 are 🚫 unable 🚫 to 💔💔 appreciate 🤴 my 🎮 very 💯💯💯 high 📏 level 📏 of 😅😆 humors 😂😂😂 If 🤡 feminism 🤡 is so 👎🏻 great 🙅🏻‍♂️ why 🤷🏻‍♂️ do 🌌 males 👥 exist? 🥏🥏 Checkmate 🥏🥏 you 😡 triggered 🤬🤬🤬 femcucklib 💩 

            MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪

              THIS IS MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪💪1867 EVASION 💃💃 YELLOW 🟡 🟡 DEALER 🔫🔫 FRONT WITH GUARANTEE 💯💯💯 CRIT BUILD IN 🎯🎯 WITH 1540% NUKE💥💥💥💥 THAT GOES TO 3000%🦍🦍🦍 BASED ON TARGET HP☠️☠️ LORD🙏🙏🙏🙏 HAVE MERCY🛐🛐🛐🛐 ENHANCED SKILL GIVE YELLOW 🟡🟡🟡🟡 EFFECTIVENESS🏋️‍♀️🥰🥰 🚇🚇🚇SKILL GIVE 24,2% 💥 DEALT💪💪💪WHILE ALSO 📉📉📉📉DAMAGE RECEIVED TOO SO SHE CAN HELP 🛡️🛡️AS WELL AHHHHH WAHHHHHHH 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱TRUELY ONE OF THE 🦍🦍🦍🦍 OF ALL⏰⏰⏰. NEXON STOCK📈📈📈📈 WHEN THEY UNLEASH THE 🦍 🦍 🦍.