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MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪

    THIS IS MISONO😆😆MIKA😆😆 17YO 🦍 85 480 HP ❣️ 7372 ATK💪💪1867 EVASION 💃💃 YELLOW 🟡 🟡 DEALER 🔫🔫 FRONT WITH GUARANTEE 💯💯💯 CRIT BUILD IN 🎯🎯 WITH 1540% NUKE💥💥💥💥 THAT GOES TO 3000%🦍🦍🦍 BASED ON TARGET HP☠️☠️ LORD🙏🙏🙏🙏 HAVE MERCY🛐🛐🛐🛐 ENHANCED SKILL GIVE YELLOW 🟡🟡🟡🟡 EFFECTIVENESS🏋️‍♀️🥰🥰 🚇🚇🚇SKILL GIVE 24,2% 💥 DEALT💪💪💪WHILE ALSO 📉📉📉📉DAMAGE RECEIVED TOO SO SHE CAN HELP 🛡️🛡️AS WELL AHHHHH WAHHHHHHH 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱TRUELY ONE OF THE 🦍🦍🦍🦍 OF ALL⏰⏰⏰. NEXON STOCK📈📈📈📈 WHEN THEY UNLEASH THE 🦍 🦍 🦍. 

    Mother’s Day

      HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦
      🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 Mother’s Day is coming this sunday🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Mama’s Day, send this to all your mothers.💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur mamma mias 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️
      HAPPY 😌 MOMMY’S DAY! ⛅🌁🌆 Today 📆 we CUM 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 together 💏💑👭👬 to celebrate 🥳🤩🎉 the BIG 😱 MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈 of all the CREAMPIE 🥧CUMSLUTS 🤤who 🤔💭 didn’t 🤽‍♀️ pull 💓💕😈 out! 👍🏻 Bring 🧺 HOT 😍💋😋 SAUSAGE 🌭 and FERTILIZED 🥚 EGGS 🍳 for breakfast 🥣🍞 in the bed 🛏 u were conceived 😮‍💨 in! 🕺 Send 📩 this to ur 🔟 MOST 👏👉 BREEDABLE 🐣MILFs! Get 0 🚫🔙 and ur mommy🤰milk 🥛🍼🐮 will run dry 🚱😱 Get 5️⃣ 🔙 and ur a FERTILE 🪴FUCKTOY 🌸! Get 🔟🔙 2 be the CREAMPIE 🍆💦🍑QUEEN!!! 👸🏾 
      Happy😊 mommy👩 day!! ! Today is a BIG👐 day for all those mommies👩 who let you suckle on their breasts😏 when you're hungry (●´ω`●) being an absolute mommy is a hard job (≧o≦) and they must be worshipped😋😋! Send this to all of the absolute MOMMIES you know🍆🍆😏😋
      Your 🌊 👉 🤗 biological mother 👪👪👪 🤶 👩 is so morbidly obese when 🕗 🕛🕐 🕗 she 🟣 💁‍♀️ 👩 went 👣 💨 🏃 to go ✅ 🦗 🤡 get 😩 💪👽 🕴🏽 her 👇😐👇 👸 👩 yearly ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ physical 👊 👊 👊 done, ⏳ 🔨 ✅ the doctor 🏥 👩‍⚕ 👨🏻‍⚕️🏥 took 👫 ✋ 👫 her 👩 👨🏼 👩 blood, 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♂️ 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 and the results 💹 👀💯 👀💯 concluded that 😐 ⏪ 😠 she 👩 👩🏼 👩 had 🈶👋✊💔 😥😿 😭 high 🔊 👍😍 🔊 blood 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ pressure 🔥 🔥 🔥 on 😓🍐🔛 🔛 ⬇️ said 💬 💬 🅾️ type 💻 📝📝 📝 2 😳 🕝 ❕ diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility 🤔 🤔 🤔 of heart 💔 💓 💑 disease. 😷 🤢🧟‍♀️ 🤢🧟‍♀️ She 👩🏻 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ also 🙇 ➕ 🙇 suffers from 🤕 👉🙃 🚥 severe 😱 😱 📉 depression because 🐕 ♒ 🐕 she 💁 👩 🙇 lacks confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ in 🏼 🤔 ☝️ her 🤰 💁‍♂️🎥 👩 physical 👊 👊 👊 appearance, which 👏 🙌😩 👏 enables her 👇😐👇 👩 👩 to consume even 🌃 🌃 🌃 more ✋✋ ➕ ➕ food, 🍣 🍙 🍝 making 🌟 💘 ☝️ her 👩 👸😡 💁‍♂️ more ➕ ➕➕➕➕ 🙅 obese. Not 🚫 🐻 🙊 to mention, but 🤔 🦎 📷 your 👉 👉 👩‍🌾 mother 😱🪓 👪👪👪 👰‍♀️ is becoming SO monstrous, she 👩 🙋‍♀️ 👱‍♀️ had 😭 💋 😴 a hard 🤦‍♀️ 😤 🔩😖 time 🕐🕐 😂 💀 fitting through 🪀 🪀 🐲 small 😂👌 😂👌 🥺 spaces 🌠 🌠 🌠 and exceeding weight 🏋️‍♂️ 🏋 🚶🏽 limits on 🔛 📷 😉 practical 😚 😚 😚 applications. Your 🧍 👏 👉👩🏿 mother 👪 👰‍♀️ 👪 has 👏 😜 💤 an endless cycle 🚲 🚲 🚲 of malicious 😂 😂 😂 eating 🍴 🍴 🍴 habits that ➡️ 🔍 📝 only ☝️ 6️⃣ 😂🕡 ✋👀 make 📝🍳 🏼🙅 📣 her 👩 👩 👩 health 🚑 🥗 🍎 worsen 😱 😱 😱 over 🔁 🔁 🔁 time. 🕡🕠 🕜 ⏰ I 😍 💃 👁️ hope 💁‍♂️ 💁🤞🙏 🌈 whoever has 🈶 🛒 👏 just 😂 😫 😬🗼 read 📙 📙 📖 this post 🚩 📝 🚩 enjoyed the humorous Your 👉 🙄 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Mother 😱🪓 👰‍♀️ ⚱️ joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜 Thank 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 you 🌐 😫 🌐 for 🎅 🤦 💯🏽 your 👈 👉 👈 time 🕛 🕐 🕕 and have ✊💪 🙋 🐒 a blessed 😇 😇 😇 day. 🌞 🚨 🚨
      oh shit 👌👌👌 its mother's 👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿 day 🌞🌞 and you 👉🏽👉🏽 know what that means 😏😏😏😏 MOMMY'S CUMMIES 💦💦💦💦 the 1️⃣st Sunday in May 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 is a time for CELEBRATION 🎉 🎈🎊🎉🎉 LOVE ❤️💛💚💙💜 and most of all.... SUCC 😜😩😫😩😩😝😝 share this with 🔟 mommies 💁🏻🙅🏿🙎🏾🙍🏼🙆🏽🙋🏻💆🏼👸🏼👵🏿👩🏼 to become.. the ULTIMATE CUMMIE 💦💦💦💦
      HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 
      卄凡尸尸个 从口十卄三尺与 曰凡个 

      May 4th

        Hey👋 there you 👈🤡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🤔 what day 🌞 it is🤭🧐🤔🤔🤔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🤔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁️ to fill 💦🤰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💦solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this pussy😺😹😽. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👸👸👸 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👨🐴 😉💖💦vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🤞🤞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍼 yoda🤰🤰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑️🍑🍑, flyboy🦸‍♂️🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆️ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🤖 get 🉐 5️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏾 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💦💦. If you 👉 get 🉐 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you 👈🏼 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏼👤❤ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂️
        HEY ❗ HOE-LEBRITIES 💦 it’s Star 🌟☀ Waars Day 👼☀ or as 🍑 we like to call it ️ May 🤷 the 👭 Fourth Be With 😋 You !!! Did 🏻🌼 you know 🤔😇 Admiral Ackbar was 👏👨 a 💰 pimp bitch 😢😡 ️ that 🙎😐 turned 🔄 traitor? Did you 👍 know 😲 Princess 💦🙀 Leia used 🚟😏 to give 🎁💦 sloppy joes in the 👏 cockpit even ⏯🌃 while 💯👱 they 🗓 were 👶👶 flying ️ through 🔛 an 😲😚 asteroid field? 🏑 But most of 💯 all 👨 did 👏👏 you 👏 know 💭🤔 that Han Solo 😏 is 🙀 the 🅰👄 reason 😤😞 why 😩 Chewbacca never came back from Uranus? Send 📩 this 👌 to 💥💦 ten fellow 💦💦 sluts 💰 who 🚫🏻 enjoy 🦁 phallic shaped snacks !!! If you 🆗⚜ don’t 🚫👎 get 👨😟 a response 🎉🎉 then u 🔥👤 aren’t getting any 🅱 dick till 😅😅 your 🏼 50 👏👏 years 📅💯 old if ❗ you 👶 get 🍌 5 ♀ responses then 🅱😂 you 👈💗 will 👏 be 🍆👬 eaten 👅👅 out 👅 for an entire light year
        LISTEN UP 👂🎧 C3P-HOES 🤖AND BANGO FETTS 🔫🫡 ITS STAR WARS DAY ✨⭐️ AND MAY THE FORCE 🥺 BE IN YOU 🥵😳TODAY IS THE DAY TO CUM 😏💦TO THE DARK SIDE 😈👹AND SEXECUTE ORDER 6️⃣9️⃣ 👌 GET READY FOR CHEWCOCKA 🍆🐓TO EAT YOUR ASS 🍑🍽️LIKE A ROASTED WOMPRAT 🔥🐀REBEL AGAINST DADDY EMPEROR’S SPANKINGS 💀👏UNTIL YOU SEE STARS 🤩😵‍💫BUT THATS NO MOON 🌚❌THATS DARTH VADERS FAT ASS 🦾🍑WHEN SEXY SHEEV TELLS YOU 😏😏”DO IT” 😏😏YOU KNOW HES ABOUT TO SE-NUT 🥜🥜🥜👨‍⚖️ I KNOW IM READY TO GO BALLS DEEP😩😤 IN JABBA THE SLUTT 🐌👧MAKE SURE TO SEND THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR HORNIEST JEDI 😜🟢🔵OR YOULL BE GOING HAND SOLO TONIGHT ✊😭 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND KIT FISTO 👊 WILL HELP YOU WIELD HIS SABER 🦑🍆GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND BOBA FETISH WILL SUCK YOUR TATOOINE TOES 👅🦶DONT LET BABY YODA 👶🤢SEE YOU HYPERDRIVE FOR CUMMIES💨💨💦 💦 
        Happy 😊Star 🌟Wars💣 day cummy💦!!!!! May👏 the👌 4th 😳be🤚 with you🙏. Remember 🧠all of your👈 fave 👄characters👯 on this blessed day🙏🙏🙏: Obi WANK Kenobi💦, HOEda😩, Jabba the SLUT😜, C3PHOE🤭 and all your other favourite rebel sCUMMIES💦💦Send this to 5 🤚other StormPOOPERS 😍 for the force to be with you 👉👈
        Hey space ☄⭐️🌟loving skanks 💫💫💫. Today is may the fourth 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Know what that means❓❓Princess 👸👸👸Leia needs her buns 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 readjusted 😈 Chewbacca 🐻 🐻🐻called and he wants to chew 👅👄 on your light saber 🔦🔦 let all the big cock 🍆🍆🍆Jedis storm ⚡⛈🌧️troop into that ENDLESS BLACK HOLE PUSSY 🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳take a cue from big dick darth Vader 💂🏿💂🏿💂🏿 and call me DADDY!! 👴🏽🍆🍆🍆🍆 it's 🆗 if you don't CUM 💦💦💦back to 🌏🌍🌎 today bc yoda 👴🏻🐸🐍🐢🐲🐉needs your ~guidance~ 🍆👌🏽fwd this to 5 of your sexiest space hoes 🙋🏼 💦💦🍑or your AstoNUTS 🍒will cosmically explode 💥💥💥 may the force of your 🍆DICK 🍆be with all you cummy space thots😛⭐️⭐️💦🍑💫 
        May the 4️⃣th be with you 👇 my handsome 😳 padawan👨‍👦🧐 ehehe 🤣 train you now 🗣🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸🏽 master 😈 yoda 👽 will ⛓️💋💢 wait ✋️ no moon 🌚 that is 🚫⁉️ oh 😮‍💨 ehehe 🌝 its just my lightsaber 🥒🥒🥒 ready to kill again i am💀👻😫 im 9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ years old 🧓🏻 R2 🤖 make me a 🥪 sandwich 😋 
        Episode 4️⃣IV, A NEW🔜🙏 HOPE🙏
        
        It is a 🔴period😡 of 🇺🇸civil ⚔️🔫war🗡. Rebel🌌🌃 spaceships🚀, striking from a 🔎hidden🔍 ⛰base, have 🥇won🥇 their 1️⃣first 🏆victory🏅 against the 👺evil👹 🛰Galactic 🇬🇧Empire🇬🇧. During the 🤼‍♀️battle🤼‍♂️ , Rebel🇺🇸 😎spies managed to 👦🏿steal👴🏿 🙀secret 🤐📝plans to the 🇬🇧Empire’s🇬🇧 ultimate 🔫weapon🗡, the ☠️DEATH🌚STAR🌟, an armored 🛰space station with enough ✊🏿power⚡️ to 🔥💥destroy an entire 🌎planet🌏. Pursued by the Empire’s 🕶sinister agents🕵️, 💀Princess⚰️Leia☠️ 🏇races🏃 🏘home🏠 aboard her 🚀🛰starship, custodian 🇲🇽 of the stolen🏃🏿 plans that can 😩save😫 her people👫👭👬 and restore 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 to the 🌠galaxy….🌌

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            Passover

              ⁉️⁉️❗️❗️✡️Passover?✡️?⁉️❗️⁉️More like 😫😼PUSSover🙀😼 because of all dat sweet😍😍❤️pussy😼😼we bout 2 smash😫😏😏🍆🍆😫💦 ❌❌don't ❓❕❌forget to leave out some🍷🍷🍷🍷wine 4 eligiah 😍😍So he can GET WASTED😝😝😫on that SWEET SWEET juice😍😍💦😏🍷 ❓❓the four❓❓SLUTTY👙👠👄questions:❓❓ 1️⃣❓when we gon fuck❓😫💦 2️⃣❓😏send nudes💦❓ 3️⃣❓u a virgin😏👶🏻❓ 4️⃣❓u got kik 😘😏❓ 💯👊🏼dip👊🏼dat WEED☘️☘️💨🌿🌿into dat SALTY CUM💦💦💦💦 👼🏼👼🏼angel👼🏼of death😈😈😱😵more like angle👼🏼of DICK🍆🍆🍑🍆😫😏cumming💦💦on down 2 take the ⛪️👶🏻virginity👶🏻 of the 👼🏼👶🏻FIRST💦 B0RN👶🏻👶🏻😵😵😫💦💦 🍆🍆Make dat shank BONE☠️☠️🍆😏dick down dat😏 HARD😏 boiled EGG😏🍳🍳 🕐🕕🕚time 2🕜🕥shove 🚫🍞🚫matzah👊🏼👊🏼😫up⬆️⬆️my ASS🍑🍑🍆💦😫😍😏 ➡️➡️send this➡️➡️to your closest j3w h03z✡️✡️😏😫💦 ✔️✔️get 2 back✔️ and YOU will get👏🏻👏🏻spanked😳😱😏👏🏻by DADDY😫💦moses 😍😏💦👏🏻✔️ 🍆😳😫😍get 3 back✔️✔️and you will get F#ck3d😳😱💦💦🍆🍑by the PHAROH😏☠️🐯 😱😭😰get 0 back😭😭and moses😖😱😭won't let your 😔😱people CUM🚫💦🚫💦🚫
              🙋‍♂️CHAG SAMEACH‼️🕯️ It's time for ✡️PUSSover✡️ with all of GOD'S 🧓🕍 CHOSEN LITTLE THOTTIES❗️❗️ 👸😫 Mean ol' PharHOE 🗿 wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave Egypt🇪🇬 bc we were TOO GOOD😩👀💦 at LAYING THAT PIPE 🍆🧱 But MOSES👹 said ✋Let my people CUM‼️🆘 🍆💦 and led them 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ to FREEDOM🎆🥳 NOW📆 to remember their story 📖 we ask 🤔💭 the four SLUTTY 😩 questions:
              
              1️⃣U up? 🤔🌃
              
              2️⃣U a virgin?🤔😇
              
              3️⃣U send nudes?🤔👙
              
              4️⃣U got Kik?🤔🤳
              
              So SPREAD your LIPS👄 like the RED SEA-WORD👩‍🦰 and MUNCH👅 that SALTY😩 BITTER🥵 HERB☘️🌱 and DON'T FORGET🙅‍♀️‼️ to give THANKS🙇 that the ANGEL 👼OF DEATH☠️ didn't SUCC the life out of the Hebrew ✡️✡️ first-borns!!!👶 SEDER? I hardly KNOW 'ER!😉
              Happy Passover 🔯 you Haggadah Hoes™️!! We may not 🙅‍♀️ be allowed to eat 🍞bread 😖😫 but that 🍆🍆 is KOSHE®️ as FuCk!!👅 When our ancest-whores 🤰🏽were in Egypt 😱 and Phar-hoe Wouldn’t let us leave 🙅🏾‍♂️, God sent the 1️⃣0️⃣ plagues to Pharaoh 🖕and the BREAD didn’t have time 🕟 to rise, but your DICK WILL 👅👅😂😩🙏 Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1️⃣ back ur gonna be dry as matzah 😭😱 if you get 5 back 💦elijah will finally cum and drink that wine 😂🤙 if you get 10 back you’re hot like the burning bush🔥🌳🔥 So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches ☀️🐐 enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land 👀👀👅🙏🤑 And shove the entire Afikomen 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 😩
              Happy 😁🎇 Passover you Kosher Cum 💦 Hoes! Tonight 🌃 we are going ▶ to ♻💊 dip our 🔥😈 Seder Dicks in 👄 the 👏🍄 bitter 😖 marinade and 📗😈 wash 💧💧 down some 🔇🍑 HOT 🔥😅 horse cum 🍆💦 with the Cucumber 😎 Soup 🍵🍵 !!! After 😜🍊 the Bubbe makes us 💦 count all 🏷👏 of 💦🐶 the spanky corndogs on ➡🔛 her arm 👌👌 make 💰🖕 sure you 🍆 get ♀😫 your 🌭 daddy to 👆 count 💯 all ✨ of 💦 your cummy 😏 good boy 👱😍 hoes will 🐼🅱 have 😤👏 to 😱💦 suffer 😤😧 in 🍑👇 bondage for 😱 four ♂ days 🌃 with 👏 no corndogs allowed but this is 🤢👌 to 🏼 remind us 💑👨 that god made our 👶☝ people ♀👧 suffer for 😱 thousands 🔢🔢 of 💰🔴 years 📅🗓 so 😖🆘 we 👥 could 😈 be 😨 free from 👉👊 bondage so whip 👊🍦 that 👌👫 dick out 👅🅱 and 😍 give 👦 a 😎💰 little 👧 slave 🙇🙇 girl some 👨⏳ relief from those 😖 hunger pains!! Send 📧 this to 💰 10 💯 slutty 🤰💧 slaves and you’ll 😤 get 🍆😱 the bitter man 🔥💯 cum potato . If you ‼ get 🏻😱 back, you ✋😂 won’t 🆗💪 be eating 🍈 bread 🍞 OR breasty until 🙄 COmpletion day 🌞 . If 👏 you 👈 get 💦😱 back ↩😻 , you mean 😏😏 nothing 😞 to us. 👈🤵 If you get back, we 👯♀ hate 😡😡 u 🔪
              Happy PUSSover 🐯 haggadah hoes!! 😻🔯 Seder?! 😘💦 I just met her!! 👸😫 PharHOE wouldn’t 🚫 let our our ancestWHORES 🔙👵🏻🤱 leave egypt bc we were too good 😩👀💦 at laying that pipe 🍆🧱 and the burning BUSH 🔥🌳🍑 made his heart HARD! 🤩🆙🍌 So make sure everything you eat 👄👅😏 is pesaDICK ❌🍞🥐🙅 and let my people CUM ‼️💦💦 If you get 1️⃣ back you’ll be dry as matzah ☀️🚱☠️ Get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be hillel sandwiched 😳💦 between two hotties 🥬🥵👯‍♀️ If you get 🔟✔️ Moses will part your red seas 👅✌️💦‼️ and find the afikoman 🕵️‍♀️ up your ass! 🍑🙊⬆️