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A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.

๐Ÿ“Local Disk (C:)โ””๐Ÿ“ Aimโ””โš ๏ธThis folder is empty

    ๐Ÿ“Local Disk (C:)
    โ””๐Ÿ“Program Files (x86)
    โ €โ””๐Ÿ“steam
    โ €โ €โ””๐Ÿ“steamapps
    โ €โ €โ €โ””๐Ÿ“common
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ””๐Ÿ“Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ””๐Ÿ“Skills
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ””โš ๏ธThis folder is empty
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ””๐Ÿ“ Aim
    โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ””โš ๏ธThis folder is empty 

    Doโœ‹ not ๐Ÿ˜ฐ eat ๐Ÿ‘Œ fish ๐ŸŸ after ๐Ÿ˜ถ u ๐Ÿ˜ฏ drink water ๐Ÿบ bc ๐Ÿ˜ฐ it can ๐Ÿ‘ป swim in ๐ŸŠ ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and u will ๐Ÿ˜ฒ feel ๐Ÿ˜• gulugulu in ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ผ

      Doโœ‹ not ๐Ÿ˜ฐ eat ๐Ÿ‘Œ fish ๐ŸŸ after ๐Ÿ˜ถ u ๐Ÿ˜ฏ drink water ๐Ÿบ bc ๐Ÿ˜ฐ it can ๐Ÿ‘ป swim in ๐ŸŠ ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and u will ๐Ÿ˜ฒ feel ๐Ÿ˜• gulugulu in ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ผ

      RIP Penny

        ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸฆBREAKING NEWS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคฏโ€”PENNIES ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘  HAVE BEEN SACKED๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ after 232 YEARS ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”š of CUMmulating ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’ฆ in your wallets! NO MORE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’” ITTY BITTY ๐Ÿฅบ COINS ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ to rub between your fingers ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค‘ The U.S. Mint ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ต said, โ€œPENIS to pennies!โ€ ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ Now you can bank on only the good stuff ๐Ÿ†โœจ!! ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ’ฅSay goodbye ๐Ÿ‘‹ to those tiny ๐Ÿ’‹ copper DICKS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ต Donโ€™t let your life be a wasted PENNY ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹ Send this to 5๏ธโƒฃ of your DIRTY-besties or ELSE your nights will be filled with lonely coins ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’”

        Sierra Madre copypasta

          gagawin ๐Ÿ”ฅ ko ๐Ÿ’š ang ๐ŸŒณ lahat ๐ŸŒŽ para ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ protektahan ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ ang ๐Ÿ˜  aking ๐Ÿก bansa ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ iingatan โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน ko ๐Ÿฆธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ kayo ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’โ€๐Ÿง’ hanggang ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ dulo ๐ŸŒˆ basta โœ‹๐Ÿผ iingatan ๐Ÿฅบ niyo ๐Ÿ‘ฅ din ๐Ÿซ€ako ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

          โ˜ Not REKT โ˜‘ REKT โ˜‘ REKTangle โ˜‘ SHREKT โ˜‘ REKT-it Ralph

            โ˜ Not REKT โ˜‘ REKT โ˜‘ REKTangle โ˜‘ SHREKT โ˜‘ REKT-it Ralph โ˜‘ Total REKTall โ˜‘ The Lord of the REKT โ˜‘ The Usual SusREKTs โ˜‘ North by NorthREKT โ˜‘ REKT to the Future โ˜‘ Once Upon a Time in the REKT โ˜‘ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT โ˜‘ LawREKT of Arabia โ˜‘ Tyrannosaurus REKT โ˜‘ eREKTile dysfunction
            โ˜ Not REKT  
            โ˜‘ REKT  
            โ˜‘ Really Rekt  
            โ˜‘ REKTangle  
            โ˜‘ SHREKT  
            โ˜‘ REKT-it Ralph  
            โ˜‘ Total REKTall  
            โ˜‘ The Lord of the REKT  
            โ˜‘ The Usual SusREKTs  
            โ˜‘ North by NorthREKT  
            โ˜‘ REKT to the Future  
            โ˜‘ Once Upon a Time in the REKT  
            โ˜‘ Full mast erektion  
            โ˜‘ Rektum  
            โ˜‘ Resurrekt  
            โ˜‘ CorRekt  
            โ˜‘ IndiRekt  
            โ˜‘ Tyrannosaurus Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Cash4Rekt.com  
            โ˜‘ Grapes of Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Ship Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rekt markes the spot  
            โ˜‘ Caught rekt handed  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Side Story  
            โ˜‘ Singin' In The Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Painting The Roses Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rekt Van Winkle  
            โ˜‘ Parks and Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King  
            โ˜‘ Star Trekt  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air  
            โ˜‘ A Game of Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rektflix  
            โ˜‘ Rekt it like it's hot  
            โ˜‘ RektBox 360  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt-men  
            โ˜‘ School Of Rekt  
            โ˜‘ I am Fire, I am Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rekt and Roll  
            โ˜‘ Professor Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Catcher in the Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rekt-22  
            โ˜‘ Harry Potter: The Half-Rekt Prince  
            โ˜‘ Great Rektspectations  
            โ˜‘ Paper, Scissors, Rekt  
            โ˜‘ RektCraft  
            โ˜‘ Grand Rekt Auto V  
            โ˜‘ Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2  
            โ˜‘ Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Rekt It Ralph  
            โ˜‘ Left 4 Rekt  
            โ˜‘ www.rekkit.com  
            โ˜‘ Pokemon: Fire Rekt  
            โ˜‘ The Shawshank Rektemption  
            โ˜‘ The Rektfather  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Knight  
            โ˜‘ Fiddler on the Rekt  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Files  
            โ˜‘ The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Forrekt Gump  
            โ˜‘ The Silence of the Rekts  
            โ˜‘ The Green Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Gladirekt  
            โ˜‘ Spirekted Away  
            โ˜‘ Terminator 2: Rektment Day  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Knight Rises  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt King  
            โ˜‘ REKT-E  
            โ˜‘ Citizen Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Requiem for a Rekt  
            โ˜‘ REKT TO REKT ass to ass  
            โ˜‘ Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Braverekt  
            โ˜‘ Batrekt Begins  
            โ˜‘ 2001: A Rekt Odyssey  
            โ˜‘ The Wolf of Rekt Street  
            โ˜‘ Rekt's Labyrinth  
            โ˜‘ 12 Years a Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Gravirekt  
            โ˜‘ Finding Rekt  
            โ˜‘ The Arekters  
            โ˜‘ There Will Be Rekt  
            โ˜‘ Christopher Rektellston  
            โ˜‘ Hachi: A Rekt Tale  
            โ˜‘ The Rekt Ultimatum  
            โ˜‘ Shrekt  
            โ˜‘ Rektal Exam   
            โ˜‘ Rektium for a Dream   
            โ˜‘ Erektile Dysfunction  
            โ˜‘ TouREKTts syndrome  
            โ˜‘ LawREKT of Arabia   
            โ˜‘ 50 shades of rekt   
            โ˜‘ www.Trekt.tv  
            โ˜‘ Milo Rektopoulos 

            Gloomy pride ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Amber mobs in Void Chaos ๐Ÿ”ฅ 4000 HP ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Can summon 3 dogs ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ

              By u/Fair_Philosopher575, its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Chaos Zero Nightmare

              Gloomy pride ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Amber mobs in Void Chaos ๐Ÿ”ฅ 4000 HP ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Can summon 3 dogs ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ respawn 2 at once ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ  211x4 damage a turn โš”๏ธ each dog deal 200 damage ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ shock your cards โšก๏ธโšก๏ธ E6 Mika needs to call an ambulance for herself ๐Ÿš‘