A block of text that has been “emojified” meaning that it now contains an absurd number of emojis in them. An attempt to ridicule the use of emojis in text.
By u/Fair_Philosopher575, its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Chaos Zero Nightmare
Gloomy pride 😈 Amber mobs in Void Chaos 🔥 4000 HP 🛡️ Can summon 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶 respawn 2 at once 🦠🦠 211x4 damage a turn ⚔️ each dog deal 200 damage 🗡️ shock your cards ⚡️⚡️ E6 Mika needs to call an ambulance for herself 🚑💀😏 DICK Cheney 🍆 is finally six feet under ⬇️🌿 Old man DICK 🔫👴🏻 fired his last shot 💥🍆 — and baby, it was a messy one 💦💦 “Take my load,” he whispered 😈👌💦💣 Straight from the barrel, that gunpowder kiss 💋🎯 — sexy targets getting hit right on the spot 🍑🥵 The CUMback is real 🔙💦 Let’s face it 🕶️ — this old daddy 🍑 was into more than politics 😏 He was out here SKEET SHOTTING wet dreams 💦💕 yelling “PULL!” as the trigger went off 💥💃 No reloads, no mercy 💦💦 Just pure DICKENING energy 🍆💥 — mistake him for a quail and he’ll still shoot his shot 🔫😵💫 We’re talking SHOTGUNS 🔫💦 and SHAGS 🛏️🍑 He missed the DICK GOAL 🥅🍌 but left one hell of a bang 💥 💀🍆 Share this with 5️⃣ of your horniest friends 👯♀️👯♂️ or risk bad karma 😱💩 But if you do… get ready for a surprise party 🎉 loaded with whiskey 🥃 and way too many DICK jokes 🍆🍌🍑💥 🚪✊✊ KNOCK KNOCK‼️ Who's that🤔knocking👋🫣 on the 🔥GATES OF HELL?👹🔥Why, none other🙋♂️😝Than TRICKY😵💫DICK🍆CHENEY👴4️⃣3️⃣rd President🤴🦅 of the 🇺🇸🕳️United GAPES of America🗽⚰️☠️Dear Old Dick💕🧟♂️ loved war⚔️🧨 so much🥰😍he wanted it💭to last FOREVER♾️🕛🕐🕝 So he and his pals🧑🤝🧑🫂at 🏗️HalliBUSTIN' 🌈GAYtheon and 🍆COCKheed Martin👨💼🤑💰could keep making 💲💲💲‼️💵 Today😔we pour one out🍻For a world🌐class HATEriot🇺🇸 💘 who showed us that 🍈🍈profTITeering 🪖🗡️WHORE crimes and 📜❌dismantling the CUNTstitution💃🫦 Can be FUN🥳🎊Years before DONNY T🍊👔 got in on the action‼️‼️🏃♂️ Send📨💌this to 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ neoCUNTservatives👴👵💅 and you'll get shot💥in the fucking face🤯🦀🦀🦀SATAN👹👺😈⚔️ has his HANDS 👐🤲 FULL 🧺🛒💪💪 now that a NEW 🪩🆕🎊 RESIDENT 🔥🏡🔥🏠🔥🏘️🔥 has arrived in 🔥⚫HELL'S DEEPEST PIT🕳️ ♨️🔻cuz 🎉🎉💀DICK CHENEY☠️👄 the LEGEND🦅🧨💥💣🪖 HIMSELF 👑🏆🎖️has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED👻👻🪦🪦🎉🎉!! time to 🍾🍸🥂 CELEBRATE👯💃🕺 this proPIGandist🐽🐷🐖 WARHAWK🦅🪖🇺🇸🎖️ by remembering his 🏆🏅🎖️GREATEST HITS🎖️🏅🏆: BOMBINGS ✈️🤯💣, GENOCIDE 🙅⛔🚯👎😡😢, MILITARY🪖 COUPS🗽🔥🛢️💥, SHOOTING💥🔫his friend🦆💑🫂 in the 🚨⚠️ FUCKING FACE🫥🦆💥🔫🤯, and other 🚔🚔👮👮♀️🚓🚓CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🪖🧨💦🏴☠️!! 🚨⚠️📟 but DID U KNOW 🧠❓😘😎👯♀️🆒!! he devoted 🛐🙏his life 😇🧬🫄👼 to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫🎯AGAINST🎯🚫 CIVILIANS🚸🪖🎒💦💂💦, STARVING🫗🥣👶CHILDREN🎒🧒🚼, DESTROYING ⛓️💥⛏️🪖🦅 COUNTRIES🌍🗺️🌐🛢️, DISMANTLING🧑🔧🧑⚖️🗽🔧 your RIGHTS📜🗽👮⚖️, and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑acts and ppl 🤳☎️ called📟📞 him a HERO🤔🤷😡👎‼️🫨⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so 🥵 BEND OVER💦 like a 🦅🇺🇸TRUE PATRIOT 🇺🇸🦅, SPREAD 🤸↔️UR LEGS 👯💃💃 like ur the FREEDOM 🦅🦅🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act, LUBE UP🛢️🛢️🛢️💦💦💦, && send this to 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ people u want to slip u their 🥵🌡️TRICKY DICKY 👁️👅👁️. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a 💦🥵🔥 WEAPON🍆🧨🥒 OF ASS🍑🍑🍑 DESTRUCTION 🚀💣🪵 IN THEIR PANTS👖🩳, get 🔟 back and u’ll get 👮🧑⚖️realpoliDICKED 👄🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN 😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️🌃🍆💣💥RIP to the DICKtator Cheney 🍆👴🏻💀, who went out with a BANG 💥💦 at the ripe old age of 84! 🥳🍾 This BAD BOY 🥵 loved to take NO prisoners 🎭🎩 when it came to politics, especially when he was ERECTING policies 🍆⚒️ that made us all CUM to grips 🤯💦 with his SHADY dealings 🌪️💩! Now, he’s probably down there 👇🔥 playing with the DEVIL’s DICK 👹🍆, just waiting for his chance to POUND 🍑 the afterlife 🍆💦 with all the VICE he could desire! 😈😮💨 I bet even the ANGELS ☁️👼 are like, “Oh SHIT, what’s this grumpy old DICK gonna do next?!” 🤷♂️💥 So raise a toast 🥂 to old Cheney ⛩️, a man who knew the REAL power of the COCKtocracy 🍆👑! Send this to 7 SEXY fat cats 🐱💦 who’d appreciate this DICKtastic news 🎉💋, or you’ll be haunted by his HAUNTED DICK 🍆💀 for 84 years more! 👻💦💦💦WAKE UP PATRIOTS 🦅🇺🇸 FORMER VP DICK 🍆 CHENEY 🔫 IS DEAD ☠️! THE 🖤OIL INDUSTRY🖤 JUST LOST A 👿 BADDIE 🫨! TIME TO 🍾 PARTY 🎊 LIKE IT’S 2003 👾 AND INVADE SOME 😽🇮🇶CUNTRIES. GET OUT YOUR 💦 WATERBOARDING KITS 🌊😪 BECAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO VIOLATE 🇺🇳 INTERNATIONAL LAW 🇺🇳 IN HIS HONOR! MAYBE EVEN SHOOT 🤠🔫 YOUR FRIEND 👬 IN THE FACE 🤗🤣 IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE TRULY GRIEVING 🪦💔 THIS 🇺🇸AMERICAN ICON 🏈💵. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS ❌🙅 FOR OUR BIG 🇺🇸AMERICAN🇺🇸 DICK 😩🍆!DICK Cheney 🍆💦, the legendary 🎩🚀 warhawk, just had his 🌈HIS FINAL ERECTION 🚪🍑 at 84 🔞💔! With a heart 💖 as black 🖤 as the SITH Lord’s, he left an entire buffet 🍗 of lies and backdoor deals 🚪🔑 💋 I guess he couldn’t handle all that 💥BACKLASH 😠🍆 from the MIDDLE EAST 💣💦! This old CUMranger 🍑🤠 is finally free from his d*ck-sucking ⚡️dodges and ASSgenda 💭🍑! If you thought 🍑 he was just sipping 🍹 while the world burned 🌋, think again, this man 🎩 had plans LOUD 🍑💦 as a hunting horn 🔊 calling for all the cock-n-warm action! 🎉😈 Just imagine him sliding into the afterlife 👻🌌, shaking hands with all the HOE-ly warriors 🙏💪💦! P.S. Did you know he loves to go FISHING 🎣💦 for HARD DONGS 🍆🌊💋? He didn’t just hunt 🔫 quail 🦆, he hunted that SLUTty LIFE 🍑👅 Let’s raise a glass 🥂🍻 to the man who truly knew how to RAISE HELL 🔥RIP DICK, you’ll always be our favorite CUMmander in CHEEFS 🥤💪💦💦💦! Share this to your 7️⃣ craziest friends 😜🔞 or you’ll miss out on the next WILD ride 🚀🍆🍑 in the political circus 🎪!
Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Guest 666 from the Roblox game “FORSAKEN”.
This is Guest 666🐐. A killer with vertical mobility✈️, 27 Sprint speed🏃, 9 stamina loss/second🏃. Killer has 10% speed🏃 increase when abilities highlight💡 survivor (29.7 Sprint speed🏃). Has behead🪓 on holding M1 for 8 second cooldown⌚, furthermore the cooldown⌚ is only 4 seconds + Inflicts hemorrhage🩸if it hits. Then when they transform🐺 all cooldowns⌚ are refunded🤑 and they cannot be stunned💫 and then they get 4% more movement speed🏃 and with more movement speed🏃 Manic Fixation gets stronger and survivors are highlighted💡, you get cooldowns⌚ refunded🤑+ bloodhunt🩸 extended on kill🪦 and his E can be held to fake people out🤡 but it gets stronger💪 when you hold E so-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😱😱 🚨HEY NEW YORK🗽START⏱️SPREADING👐THOSE🫵HOLES🕳️ AND CLOSE 🙏THOSE POLLS🗳️'CUZ FROM THE 📍BADONKADONX🍑TO 🙄FAPPEN💦ISLAND🚢 ZOHRAN🧔🏽♂️MAM-DADDY😩HAS BEEN ERECTED🍆MAYOR OF 🇳 🇾 🇨 🌭 DA BIG 🫦 APPLE 🍎 GET READY 4️⃣ FAST⚡AND FREE🤑BUSSIES🚌TAXING💸THE RICH🎩AND BENEFITS4️⃣SMALL🤏BUSSYNESSES🏪SEND📨THIS⬇️TO 1️⃣0️⃣FRIENDS TO LET THEM KNOW🤯AY‼️I'M WANKIN'✊🍆HERE💦👀 WAKE 🆙 COMMIE SLUTZ💋THIS JUST IN 🚨 LORD ZADDY ZOHRAN IS THE NEW MAYOR OF NYC 🤯THAT’S RIGHT 🎯 CUNT 🤛 HOPE YOU BROUGHT A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTIES BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE A SLIP AND 🛝 UP IN HERE 💦 ZADDY’S GONNA FILL THAT HUNGRY 🍑WITH FREE HEALTHCARE 🥦, TAXES ON THE RICH 🍆, AND PUPPIES FOR EVERY BROAD WITH A WET 👄 NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND? 🥴MORE LIKE NO DICK LEFT UNSUCKED™️ BY THE TIME ZADDY FINISHES HIS TERM ALL OVER YOUR LIBBY TITS HUNTY😋🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙 like a boss 💪💦, while CUOMO 👴🏻💦 gets CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE 💋💋! It’s 🚌FREE BUS SEASON 🚍🍑, baby, and those ROSES 🌹🌹 are for ALL the GOOD BOYS 🍆 who can kiss Cuomo’s 🍌👋🍑 ass GOODBYE 👋👋! While we ride the BUS 🚍 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢, Cuomo’s crying into his wine 🍷😩 about being a TOXIC PEST 🦠👹 that nobody will ride, not even for a FREE RIDE 🍆🚫🚍! Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭💔, we’re filling buses with HOT and HORNY 🌶😏 New Yorkers ready to STRUT 💃🏼🐔 through the city! Get ready New York, it’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊 and watch Cuomo eat his own 🍰 DICK while we celebrate Mamdani’s ROSEY ascension 🌹🙌💦🗣️CUMRADES‼️🚨‼️‼️ 🌹💦ZOHRAN MAM-DADDY 🥵🥵 just took 🎉😱 the NYC MAYORAL throne 🎤🏙
Ballots got RANKED andSPANKED 🍑📥 Andrew CUOMO? More like CUM GO 👴🏻💦 Forget 🍌 his sexual harass-ASS-ment 😭“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 got CURB-STOMPED 💥🚫 by the VOTE💋💋, packing his nipple rings 🧷 and leaving one last greasy trail of shame behind him.🐌💨
It’s 🚌FREE BUSSY 🚍🍑 to PLEASURE TOWN 🤤🎢 for FOUR WHOLE 🕳️ YEARS. SOCIALIST DADDYCRATS 💪💦 are rising, CUOMO’S CRUSTY ASS IS RUINED 🏰💀, and every BAD BITCH 😈💋 and UNION HUNNIE 💜 is dancing on the ruins 💃🔥
It’s time to PARTY 🥳🎊, flip the power, and watch Cuomo eat his own DICK-TATORSHIP 🍰🍆 while Mamdani’s ROSES 🌹 BLOOM, the people MOAN, and NEW YORK CLITTY 😈stays for the people 🌹🙌💦!ON YOUR MARX 🚩 SET 😅 GO!! ⚒️😩 SHARIA JI-HEAD 👅🤤 is CUMMING 💦😤 to NEW YORK SLITTY 😳🏙️ DIRTY DICK 🍆😏 SLID 🥵🪭 down the RED 💋 HOT 🔥 HOLE 🍑🕳️ to HELL 🌡️🌋 cus he COULDNT TAKE 😵 ZOHRAN’S BLUE WAVE 🌊 CUMMING 🥛 you SLUTcialist 🛠️🥵 SIMPS 💦💧🤭 BETTER GET READY 😱 cus the RENT is GOING DOWN ⬇️👁️👅👁️ and the COCKLETARIAT 🍆🍌 is RISING 🪵⬆️ UP 🗿☝️ so THRUST 💘 this ERECTION DAY 😫 MESSAGE into 6️⃣9️⃣ CUNTstituents 🦪🌮 so the SPECTER of CUMMUNISM 👻 can SPREAD 🤤 the THICC 🍖 JUICY 🥩 CHEEKS 🍑🍔 of the BOURGEOISIE with its MEAT 🌭🍗 of REPRODUCTION 🍼💦UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨👩👧👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍♀️🧍🧍♂️ to get DOMMED by MOMMY 🤰 If you get 0 back you’re a CUOMO CUCK 👺 If you get 5 back you’re a CITY SLUT 🗽👙 If you get 20 back you’re a CERTIFIED COMMIE CUNT 💅
AKA the Stacey Powell rant from a scene in Survivor where a Stacey was ranting about ‘Coach’ AKA Benjamin for being fake. Her rant was so funny it was meme-d within Surivor fans.
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🧀Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🧀, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🏝 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 🤗." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ What.❓The. Hell.🔥😠 I’m out there busting 💪 my butt 🍑 and they’re gonna rank me number four 🍀❓❓After someone👴 who can’t even barely walk 🚶♂️and barely do anything🤷♀️ and all he does is sit 🧘♂️ around and fuss 🙄 and curse 🤬 everyone👨👩👧 I was ❗️VERY❗️insulted. 😒 when I saw 👀 that.😤😤 
What's her deal❓ What was her birth 👶 memory❓It wasn't real 🤰, it was Shannon 👨. And you know they're Hina👦👧; Ⓜ️C, Kristine, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Shannon👨... 🎃Halloween prayers 🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese speeches🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. She goin off of spirituality ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Shannon 👨, you so holy 😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 she got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... we tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Shannon 👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ 🪔✨🎇 HAPPY DIWALI YOU SLUTTY SPARKLERS 🎇✨🪔 it’s the FESTIVAL of LIGHTS 🔥😩 and I’m ready to shove my ROCKET 🚀🍆 so deep in your BUTT-DIYA 🍑🪔 it explodes like a thousand firecrackers 💥💥💥. Don’t just eat gulab jamun 🍯🫘 tonight—be my sticky little BALLSACK SNACK 😛👅💦. I’ll stuff your ladoos 🍬🥵 like samosas 🥟 until you’re dripping hot chutney 🥵🍑💦 all over my rangoli 🎨 floor while I paint your holes 🌈 with my creamy COLORS 💦👄. Bend over like a diya wick 🕯️ and let me light that pussy 🔥🐱 until it SPARKS 😫💥 harder than a phooljhadi 🧨. This isn’t just a festival of lights—it’s a FESTIVAL of CUMSHOTS 💦💦💦 across your face 😏🤤. Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest firework hoes 🧨🍑 or your pussy will FIZZLE OUT ❌🔥. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re the Ladoo Licker 👅🍬, get 🔟 back and you’re crowned the COCK-KAMA SUTRA QUEEN 👑🍆🧎♀️—because tonight the only thing BRIGHTER than the diyas 🪔✨ will be my COCK shooting FIREWORKS 🎆🎆🎆 across your DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH 👄💦. it’s DICKwali 🔥🔥 🍆 u hos kno what that means 👀🪔 send this to your 5️⃣ closest bitches 👀🥵 that LUV makin it RAIN 💦💦💸 like LAXMI 🕉️ or you’ll get 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS‼️ of BAD LUCK ⚠️🍀DEEPERpavali 😩😩 is here 🪔🍆 n we r getting LIT ‼️ like a diya toNITE 🥵🥵🥵🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔 send this 2 ur 5️⃣ closeset hos if u get 1️⃣ back, it means 🤓☝🏽 u can make ur cheeks 🍑CLAP along to aarti 💯🔥🥵 if u get 2️⃣ back da hoes 🥵 will have to touch ur feet like a freak 💦🦶🏼‼️ if u get 3️⃣ back ➡️💯 ur getting RAMmed down by lord RAM‼️‼️ 🍆if u get 4️⃣ back ur gonna get DEEP DICCd on DEEPavali 🍆🍆🍆 😩😩IF ALL 5️⃣ SLUTS SEND IT BACK 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 LAXMI is gonna BLESS 🙏🏽🙏🏽 that pussy 💦😩💰send this to let ur FRIENDS KNO u tryna GET LIT n DICKED 🪔🍆🔥 happy DICKwali‼️‼️‼️ 🔥🥵🪔🪔🪔🪔 🎆🎉 HAPPY DICKWALI, BITCHES! 🍭🍬 Time to LIGHT UP 💥💡 those firecrackers 💣🔥 and your 🐶🎇DICKS! 🐥 Get ready to SPICE UP 🌶️🍑 your nights and EAT that SWEET MEETHAI 🍬🍯 like a true MASTURBAKER! 🥳💦 Time to put that GULAB JAMUN 🍮🍮 in your mouth and let it MELT while you’re TONGUING each other 😍👅💦! Don’t forget to dress your ASS in the finest LEHENGA 👗🍑 cause this festival is ALL ABOUT that DICK and BLING! 💍💖 If you don't send this 🎇 to 10 HOTTERS 🔥😍, your nights will be a TOTAL FLOP 💩🦲 while everyone else is SHOVING that HONEY 🍯💦 deep into their butts 🍑! 1️⃣ back, it means 🤓☝🏽 u can make ur cheeks 🍑CLAP along to aarti 💯🔥🥵 if u get 2️⃣ back da hoes 🥵 will have to touch ur feet like a freak 💦🦶🏼‼️ if u get 3️⃣ back ➡️💯 ur getting RAMmed down by lord RAM‼️‼️ 🍆 Get 5️⃣ back and you're a 💕PRO PUSSY LIGHTER! If you get 🔟 back, you’re QUEEN of the GLITTER 😜💃✨ and can kick off the night with a BANG 💣🔥 and some OILY OLIVER 🍆💦!!! CUM GET YOURS NOW and let’s LIGHTEN UP those DIRTY DIWALI nights! 🥳😈💦🍑 ✨✨✨ DIWALI DAZZLE ALERT! 🚨🎆🪔 Hey YOU! Yes, you, my LIT 🔥 LAXMI LUCKY 🍀 LOVERS! It's time to SPARKLE UP ⚡️🌟 for the Festival of Lights! 💡🎇 Get your diyas glowing 🪔, rangolis flowing 🌈🌀, and sweets showing 🍬🍭 because we're about to BLAST OFF 🚀 into a cosmic 🌌 celebration of GOOD VIBES! 🙌🏽
Grab your kurtas 👘 and saris 💃🏽, we're going full-on DESI STYLE! 💥 Turn up the Bhangra beats 🥁🎶 and let's DANCE 💃🏽💫 under the MOON 🌙, 'cause tonight we're making memories that shine brighter than a 💎 DIAMOND!
Send this to 🔟 of your most FABULOUS FESTIVAL FRIENDS 🤩👬👭 If you get 🔟 back, you're a DIWALI DIVA/DIVO! 👑✨ Get 5️⃣ back and you're a SWEET JALEBI JUGGLER! 🌀🍯 But get 0️⃣... and you might just be a BURNT BATTI 😢🕯️ (but we still love ya!).
LIGHT UP 🎉 the night and let the FIRECRACKERS 🧨 pop, 'cause we're here to PARTY 🎊 until the last diya drops! 💧✨ HAPPY DIWALI, may your days be as BRIGHT as the full moon 🌕 and your heart as FULL as the puja thali! 🌺🥥🛕
✨🪔🎆 HAPPY DIWALI! 🎆🪔✨
✨✨✨ DIWALI DAZZLE ALERT! 🚨🎆🪔 Hey YOU! Yes, you, my LIT 🔥 LAXMI LUCKY 🍀 LOVERS! It's time to SPARKLE UP ⚡️🌟 for the Festival of Lights! 💡🎇 Get your diyas glowing 🪔, rangolis flowing 🌈🌀, and sweets showing 🍬🍭 because we're about to BLAST OFF 🚀 into a cosmic 🌌 celebration of GOOD VIBES! 🙌🏽
Grab your kurtas 👘 and saris 💃🏽, we're going full-on DESI STYLE! 💥 Turn up the Bhangra beats 🥁🎶 and let's DANCE 💃🏽💫 under the MOON 🌙, 'cause tonight we're making memories that shine brighter than a 💎 DIAMOND!
Send this to 🔟 of your most FABULOUS FESTIVAL FRIENDS 🤩👬👭 If you get 🔟 back, you're a DIWALI DIVA/DIVO! 👑✨ Get 5️⃣ back and you're a SWEET JALEBI JUGGLER! 🌀🍯 But get 0️⃣... and you might just be a BURNT BATTI 😢🕯️ (but we still love ya!).
LIGHT UP 🎉 the night and let the FIRECRACKERS 🧨 pop, 'cause we're here to PARTY 🎊 until the last diya drops! 💧✨ HAPPY DIWALI, may your days be as BRIGHT as the full moon 🌕 and your heart as FULL as the puja thali! 🌺🥥🛕
✨🪔🎆 HAPPY DIWALI! 🎆🪔✨