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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Gravicious x Shadow

    Gravicious copypasta

    Its was a Gravicious smut that was posted in PoE global chat which got a reply by Chris Wilson (former co-director of PoE) under the alias ‘Nerf’.

    I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

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    <SSS> Lets_All_Love_Lain: I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

<GGG> Nerf (Dev): what

    Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

      Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

      do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

        do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them.

        I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident

          I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a fucking rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh

          God my sister is SO LOUD (Girlcum Tobias)

            "girlcum tobias"

            AKA girlcum tobias its a copypasta that started as a post on r/teenagers in 2020. 

            my sister masturbates but its too loud

I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

            GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING (Brother version)

            GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FUCKING ANNOYING

I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just fucking WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!