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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Should the Dallas Mavericks kill 5 of their players to trigger a disaster draft to improve their roster?

    Came from a shitpost on the NBACirclejerk subreddit.

    The NBA disaster draft is a contingency plan to be used when 5 or more players on a team have died or have been dismembered. In the draft, the team whose players died will be able to draft the amount of players from other teams equivalent to how many they had lost.

Other teams though are only allowed to protect 5 players from being drafted, but many teams have good sixth men that are available such as Bronny James or Thanasis Antetokounmpo. With the Mavs having bad contracts on underperforming such as Klay Thompson and Anthony Davis, but they could also just kill 2-way players and bench warmers to fill out those 5 kills to get the disaster draft.

Also, according to Bill Simmons, the team would also get the first pick in the 2029 draft. Now that draft class is weak so I could understand their urgency, while being a repeat offender, that is, killing 5 players on your team on 2 separate occasions could raise some eyebrows, but this could still greatly improve them.

No doubt killing your players with bad contracts and then killing your benchwarmers for sixth men would would greatly improve them and other teams. What do you guys think, and should any other teams do this and who should they kill?

    I Used To Have This Webkinz

      Its from a deleted Tweet by @frindle_babbin of his Webkinz that he would pour milk on and suck it back out. The Tweet became a meme and people would often repost the same Tweet but with their own plushie or toy.

      I used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
      My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and i didn’t pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away
      IT WAS SO FRICKING HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset

      Hannah Montana pillow

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      i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

      I want to fuck a toaster

        I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.

        Imagine being Donkey Kong in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Candy Kong, you fuckin’ fine

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          Its referencing a classic 4chan pasta about Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie True Lies but changed to Donkey Kong. It was posted in a gaming shitpost group in FB before becoming a meme.

          Imagine being Donkey Kong in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Candy Kong, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and gorgeous face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." Like seriously imagine having to be Donkey Kong and not only she stands in there while she winks at you and tells you to come and fuck her, the favorable lighting exposing her beautiful brown fur and smooth skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene as a reward for buying Bonjo Blast from her. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous mommy milkers but her naughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT!! and DAMN, CANDY KONG LOOKS LIKE THAT??!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her irresistible fucking angel face contort into types of hotness you didn't even know existed before that day. That big gorilla bastard have been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in DK Island. You've never even seen anything this fucking sexy before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of her pits as she standing there suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could give a raise to every single person in this room before the studio secretly could put her down. You really want to have sex with that tight blonde monkey pussy, but you stand there and resist the urge to fuck her, because you're fucking DONKEY KONG and you're starting in a video game made for kids. You're going to lose your future career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

          hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf cock

            hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf cock * s-so...h-how's your day? * sweats * hehe.. so-so.. i was wondering.. when you were gonna get out of school for christmas haha.. so we could,, * gulp * h-hang out... haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!!
            Hey cutie! >w< *attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic alpha horse wolf cock*. s-so...h-how's your day? *sweats* hehe..:3 so-so.. I was wondering..When you were free so we could uhm, *gulp* h-hang out.. haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!! It's ok!! I'll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah.. *eye shine cutely as I purr* hey- uhm- I know this is suddenly but- *grabs your hand and kisses it* wanna-wanna be my gf? *smiles* a-actually never mind.. you'll.. probably reject me.. I'll be so lonely.. *my orbs water as I look at you, tears coming down my face intensely* I hope you'll be happy forever onnichan... maybe one day you will love me.. >~< TWT

            Lung, was a terribly repressed homosexual

              Lung from Parahumans

              By u/Rodoran, its an unhinged shower-thought comment on Lung from Parahumans being gay and is a power bottom.

              Lung, was a terribly repressed homosexual. He wanted desperately to be a power bottom, but every time he met a sexual rival, he would turn into a dragon, and thus suddenly become a top.

His closest sexual encounter was during the fight in Japan, vs the Endbringer Leviathan. Unfortunately, every time he was about to be 'taken', he would strengthen further. First came the second set of limbs, then wings, then his scales hardened to a degree that even legends lasers couldn't penetrate.

Sadly, if Lung knew better, he would have absolutely let Legend penetrate him. He was however, a bit busy due to the giant Endbringer, so he wasn't able to satisfy his sexual urges.

The stories tell of Kyushu and how it sank that day, but the stories often tell a lie. The heroes don't want the truth to get out, and almost every villain attending died or drowned in the chaos that followed.

Cauldron(who you don't know, and have never heard of, if you god damn know what's good for you), made sure the story was about the heroic growing dragon man, fighting the terrifying water Godzilla, both going at each other until the island sank.

The truth was, though, after being spanked for 8 straight minutes, Lung's errection was large and powerful enough to completely crush the island. Thousands of heroes(including independents and villains, because everyone is a hero during an Endbringer battle) died due to his massive, draconic throbbing cock, which tore the land asunder.

The reason Lung was allowed to leave, and eventually settle in Brocton Bay had nothing to do with his perceived power, it was simply down to a moment after the battle where Alexandria side eyed both Legend and Eidolon, and whispered "holy shit, dibs"

And this, the legend of Lung became something told to children everywhere, how he was feared, and not someone to fight. Parents, of course, ones who knew the true story, did not tell their kids.

Because of this information failure, one night in the middle of 2011, a teenage girl who hadn't picked a name yet, would unintentionally challenge the dragon, and she would, also unintentionally rot off the world's largest penis. This would have reprocusions that would last until the battle with Scion himself, but that's a story for another time....