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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible

    Its a very old cursed 4chan copypasta from ~2007 that got copy pasted around forums before social media was a thing.

    If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i? had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

    Gravicious x Shadow

      Gravicious copypasta

      Its was a Gravicious smut that was posted in PoE global chat which got a reply by Chris Wilson (former co-director of PoE) under the alias ‘Nerf’.

      I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

      Full transcript log

      <SSS> Lets_All_Love_Lain: I bet these hetero's kiss girls General Gravicius grunts, his hips rapidly slamming his erect donger deep into Shadow's lean muscled frame. Sweat drips from his brow as he moans a quiet prayer before both nuts erupt, turning him into a fountain of cum, launching Shadow at least 5 meters onto the floor. Gravicius smirks at the sight, "I fuck for God, Exile. Who do you fuck for?"

<GGG> Nerf (Dev): what

      Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

        Having to call a judge “your honor” is so cringey and dumb

“Your Honor”. I mean gimmie a fuckin’ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?

I’ve seriously seen courtrooms where they’ll say “Sir” and the judge will be like “It’s “Your Honor” young man!!”

Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title?

It’s some LARPING I’d expect kids to do. “Oh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!”

Shut up.

        do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

          do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them.

          I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident

            I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a fucking rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh