Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.
boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later
I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
MOMMY milkers.
That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close
I want a mommy 4'11 submissive tomboy with giant breasts that's also a demon to crush me using 100 thousands square cubic tones of pure metal lead until i cant feel my legs. After i'm paralyzed for life she'll drag me and feed me and help me pee and I wont be able to say a word and then she'll whisper "who's been a bad boy?" in that sexy fucking voice and i'll get a giant massive throbbing
headache and my head will hurt so bad I will shit myself and she'll have to clean it then i'll fucking cry because im paralized and then the cancer fundation will come and my wish of being on tv will come true. While on tv i'll just be like stepehm hawkimgs in a goofy ahh chair with a siri robotic voice and say "Exterminate" im the doctor who voice then everyone will get up and clap and i'll shoot the producer with the jerrico 9 mm in my right pocket. Plot twist I was never paralyzed I was only pretending. Then i'll go out and burn the studio like the Jomer from the 1018 movie The Jomer. I'll take my mommy gf and break her legs and take her on my ferrari branded ferrari horse as we ride into the sunset and she fucking cries of pain cause she has no legs now 😎 (we had lots of sex :)
That's what I want in real lifr 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Can anyone help??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Can you imagine the crazy ass abilities Katara had as a water bender? I'm not talking about fighting, I'm talking about sex.
Think about it, instant enema for her. She would be down for anal almost anytime of the day. Oh man, and the saliva play. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like this, but can you imagine being lathered in her spit? She'll tongue box the inside of your mouth and work her magical sex organ down your chest and on to your dick. The saliva in her mouth would give your a whirlpool like blowjob if she really wanted to. It would be like having a rotating fleshlight with a tongue to make sure your dick is the cleanest it'll ever be.
On top of all that, when the full moon comes out, you best be ready for a mind numbing orgasm as she plays with the blood inside you're erected phallus, and contorts your dick in pleasurable ways that's physically and legally not possible. Katara could cumbend your spunk and give herself a full body bathe in it. The reason Aang looked so young during the avatar state was because he died in his mid-40's, blasting rope one last time in a seizure like orgasm on a full moon.
is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom just so I can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to fuhq
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.