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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Aayla secura death

    Aayla Secura copypasta
    Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where Aayla Secura gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

    Did Adam eat Eve’s Ass?

      Adam and Eve copypasta
      Did Adam eat Eve's ass? Think about it. From the moment they were created to just before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit, they were exploring the Garden of Eve, as well as trying to understand each other. Was the time in-between a matter of days, or weeks? We do not know because we were not there. Despite Genesis being the official story, this Old Testament book was created for human understanding, thus we don't actually know. Therefore, Adam had plenty of time to experiment, despite not knowing what he was doing. One afternoon, Adam could've placed his hands on Eve's ass and decided, "Hm, this feels nice, I wonder what it tastes like?" Please keep in mind that the good Lord said they could eat ANYTHING in the Garden, except the Apple of Eden. With this fact in consideration, Adam could have proceeded to eat Eve's ass without repercussions, with God looking on thinking: "Well, they aren't eating the Apple, so..." Lucky bastard...

      Send this love letter to your crush

        I need to hear your screams. I have to see your face as you bawl your eyes out all the while I keep getting rougher and rougher. I want to absolutely break you. I want you on a leash, on all fours, wailing as I fuck you so hard that you begin to think you might pass out. I want to see you feel relief and begin to calm down when you feel my cum flood your pussy, only for you to start crying again when you realise that not only am I still hard, but I'm actually getting harder each time I pump your pussy up with so much cum that it floods out as I fuck you.

        Andrew Tate gets fucked by a Bugatti

          Andrew had been wanting this for so long. Just one night where he wasn't absolutely covered head in toe in women who want to fuck him. No, finally he was alone.
          
          With his bugatti in mind, Andrew Tate made his way to his garage. Everyone says that once you master being alone with yourself, you are emotionally available for others to come into your life, but that's not always true. Andrew has always been surrounded by women who want his shiny egg looking bald ass head but none of them could satisfy him as mush as his bugatti.
          
          His phone buzzed in his pocket with more notifications from his social media that he ignored, throwing his phone against the wall and picking up his pace.
          
          His garage doors opened automatically as it heard the mans footsteps. Andrew's pants grew tighter as he shifted uncomfortably.
          
          The curves of his hot pink hello kitty bugatti shined beatifully.
          
          Andrew whipped his cock out, full 6 inches in all. Slowly he walked around his bugatti, touching the exhaust pipe at the end.
          
          "Baby you make me so hard. Feel it." Andrew said with a heavy breath, teasing his cock around the exhaust. The bugatti said nothing but Andrew knew its feelings.
          
          "Okay, okay.. Time to get filled."
          
          Andrew slammed his cock inside the pipe, soot and ash covering his cock. It was cold but he loved it.
          
          Adjusting his hips, he pounded into his bugatti. He moaned loudly into his garage, taking his shirt off and gripping onto the paint job.
          
          "Oh my god..Ah!..b-bugatti feels so good." Andrew panted.
          
          Suddenly, the bugatti moved forward, leaving Andrew's cock behind. In one swift movement, the bugatti whipped around Andrew and stuck a pipe into his ass.
          
          Andrew's back arched and he cried out. His hands gripped the foor as the bugatti pounded him doggy style on the garage floor.
          
          "Ah! B-bugatti-kun what are you doing?! I've never had anything in my ass..but it feels so good!" Andrew foamed at the mouth as he felt heat rise up.
          
          "I'm gonna cum!" He cried out, sweat dripping down his face and his rock hard soot covered cock lazily swinging between his legs.
          
          Andrew came with a loud aheagao face and toppled over himself. Cum splattered everywhere.
          
          The bugatti came a few seconds after, a low hum of the engine and oil spilling into Andrew's asshole and spilling onto the floor.
          
          Andrew sighed, not looking forward to taking a morning after pill.

          I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

            I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks. I don't know why, but when I watch videos of black men shaking their cheeks, my mouth starts to drool, and I dance with the black man as well. When I'm looking at the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate, and see a black man twerking on my couch, and that brings a smile to my face.

            *notices dead chat*

              notices dead chat
              
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              performs CPR UwU
              
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              breathes into mouth of server
              
              notices heartbeat
              
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              thank god 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i was so worried about you!! 😥🥺
              
              what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server? 🥺🥺
              
              now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server..... 🥺🥰