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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Gus is too professional to just suck cock.

    Gus from Breaking Bad copypasta
    Gus is too professional to just suck cock. He's a sensual and passionate lover. He probably has a sex room hidden away in his house where even his closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, he asks his lovers to wait while he sets up the scene. He dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, he lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until he reaches their cock. When he sucks cock, he doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. He embraces it, lovingly. He kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once he sees that they're close to the edge, he takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. He doesn't like to swallow or take facials.

    I was wrong — cocks DO have a specific cock-smell.

      I thought only sweaty cocks smelled. Today I was proven wrong. Just after getting out of the shower, I came up with the brilliant idea of using a hairdryer to dry my cock 'n balls and I ended up inhaling the cock smell. Turns out clean cocks have a very specific smell too.

I admit that I was sorely mistaken and would like to formally apologize to anyone who was swayed by my uneducated opinion on the subject.

      How to remove women from the game?

        Yeah just wanted to restate, I'm really not sexist at all its just.. kinda embarrassing to admit the reason.

i get a fucking boner when i dismember the female characters I hate it. it kinda gives the game a really weird vibe if I'm swordfighting at full mast but I can't fucking do anything about it. It's not like I have a gore fetish or any of that shit I just inexplicably get a hard on when I kill them.

im not tryna do the stupid "haha women bad I'm such a sigma" it just makes the game weird for me to play and I want to know if there's a mod or something to remove their models.

        How to Cum So Hard You Trigger Another Cambrian Explosion

          We all love cumming! Unfortunately, even the best cum rarely result in a global surge of biodiversity comparable to that of the Cambrian Explosion, a diversification of modern life that occurred approximately 540 million years ago and created nearly all species that are alive today. If you feel like there’s simply no way you can cum hard enough to change the course of geologic history, don’t worry. Here are four tips for bringing your cum to the next level by triggering a major evolutionary event:

Cum in a highly oxygenated environment.

Scientists have hypothesized that an increase in atmospheric oxygen prior to the Cambrian Explosion may have facilitated the ability of different species to grow and develop. If your cum isn’t resulting in the desired surge of flora and fauna, check to make sure you’re not cumming in an oxygen-starved environment.

Fuck and cum in a bird.

This one may sound a little sexually adventurous, but The Cambrian Explosion is believed to have been partially triggered by a sex race between predators and prey. By bringing the current sex race between humans and birds to the next level when you cum in a bird, you could set off a new wave of evolutionary chaos in which birds can breed with humans.

Drink milk before, during, and after cumming.

Some scientists have argued that an increase in the amount of calcium in the Cambrian seawater made it possible for a wider variety of organisms to build their skeletons, resulting in increased biodiversity. Do your part to increase the calcium content in your environment by drinking milk so that any cum released from your scrotum can be used by nearby clams or mollusks to generate new skeletons for themselves.

Finally, try cumming in a bog or mud pit.

Without fossil evidence of the increased biodiversity caused by your Earth-shaking cum, future scientists will be unable to pinpoint when and how your cum gave rise to an explosion of biodiverse life. So by cumming in a peat or mud pit your cum can be fossilized for future generations to discovered.

So there you have it! four tips for cumming so hard that you bring about a new wave of unprecedented biodiversity on Earth.

          MCU movies

            MCU movies in 2050 
            The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.

            Luke, did ever tell you about Aayla Secura?

              Based on the original Ahsoka Tano copypasta
              Luke, did I ever tell you about Aayla Secura? She was a fellow Jedi Knight in the Clone Wars, same as your father. She was an inspirational leader to her troops, and a brave warrior. She was strong in the force, and wise about the world.

She also wore a crop-top and tight pants, teasing the cocks of every Jedi Knight. Occasionally she’d use the Force to flash her big blue tits at us, and everyone got a giant boner. She’d laugh as we awkwardly tried to hide our huge meaty schlongs in our robes.

The 327th looked up to her, and they won many battles together. They were some of the most famous clone in the galaxy, winning battle after battle, overcoming impossible odds, all as their general fought side-by-side with them.

After every successful campaign, she’d lie face-down ass-up on the bridge as each clone loaded their thick, slimy dicks into her cyan pussy. You see, Luke, she needed an entire Star Corps just to make her cum once. That’s 50,000 to 100,000 cocks in her, Luke, and not once did she invite me. Every time she contacted me, she was in bed, cuddling with two dozen clones. They’d kiss her and nuzzle her, and she could tell that I was getting increasingly aroused and angry. That bitch enjoyed torturing me. And she was a good friend.