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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.


Brawl Stars Willow

    Willow copypasta from Brawl Stars

    Its a parody of the infamous Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Willow from Brawl Stars.

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female brawler breeding, Willow is the most compatible Brawler for humans? Not only are they in the thrower group, which is mostly comprised of idiots, Willow is an average of 5’03” tall and 89 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Stats for HP and access to shield gear, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Willow would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the star powers obsession and love is blind, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Gadgets Dive and Spellbound, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Brawler comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Willow turn white. Willow is literally built for human dick. Ungodly Acid attacks, Gadgets+Star Powers, means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

    The biggest oversight with Ivy is that she’s unbelievably sexy

      Its the famous Dark Willow copypasta from Dota 2 but changed into Ivy from Deadlock.

      The biggest oversight with Ivy is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight Stone ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent. 
      The biggest🙌💯oversight🔭🔍with Ivy🌮🪨is that she's unbelievably sexy🤤💦🍆. I can't go on a hour🕐of my day🌞without thinking💭💦about plowing👉👌🚜that tight😳Stone🪨ass💦🍑. I'd kill🔫😱a man👨 in cold❄️blood😈just to spend💷a minute⏱️with her crotch🍑😫grinding against my throbbing💦🍆💦manhood💦🍆💦as she whispers🙊😫terribly dirty💩💩things to me in her geographically🌍🌎ambiguous🌏🗺️accent🇲🇽.

      Anti-banging Ivy response

      Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang Ivy”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting.

Wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Ivy is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Ivy, you should be disgusted with yourself.

Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Ivy is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.

I DO NOT want to bang “Ivy". I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Ivy. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.

I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful wing to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.

However, if I were to ever have sex with Ivy, wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Ivy were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, fluffy wings as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight Gargoyle pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little antennas running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that fairies do where their wings spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets on her wings. But goddamn. I love those wings too much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous wings as possible.

But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.

      Moguyacht copypasta

        Moguyacht copypasta started from 4chan

        Started from the /vt/ board on 4chan, the MoguYacht copypasta is a derange fantasy from an Okayu fan which involves an orgy on a yacht that ends with a murder spree. The video is then sent to Okayu as an “akasupa” ($100 dollar donation that vtubers read) so she can read it on stream.

        The story was obviously fake but its unhinged nature had made it iconic and often gets referenced within the vtuber community.

        I just earned fuck you money from the recent crypto-boom and GME options, and this is what I'm planning to do with it.

First, I'm going to scout out all of the Japanese femboy voice actresses that I possibly can on Twitter, 2ch, and Instagram.(hell, I'll throw in a couple of girls too).I'll pay them all 100 grand to spend a week watching Okayu's streams and learning her speech patterns and demeanor. Then, I'm going to fly them all out to a yacht I'll have rented off the coast of Japan. I'll provide ungodly amounts of heroin, cocaine and LSD. I'll rig the ac system on the yacht to spew copious amounts of experimental aphrodisiacs,hormones, and THC-laced vapor all around the ship. When they arrive, I will direct Hollywood's best makeup artists and seamstresses to dress them all up as Okayu. They will match her exactly; they will walk, talk, and look like Okayu. 

I will then activate the (((air conditioning))) and proceed to spend the next two weeks in a mindblowing, drug-addled megaorgy with all of my trained Okayu traps on the MoguYacht. We will suck, fuck, and cum in each other mindlessly in a cacophony of Okayu laughs, murmurs, and moans. The ship's floors will be absolutely coated with the semen of Okayu's perfect doppelgangers. There will be casualties, of course, but it's nothing that money can't take care of. I will make Epstein's island will look like abastion of purity compared to my Disneyland of degeneracy.

At the end of those two weeks (or whenever we run out of drugs), the ship's computer will unlock an armory located at the boat's base, only known to me. Filled with immense fulfillment and post-rampage rage and lunacy,I will commit mass nekomata genocide and shoot up the entire ship. The ship will be equipped with several 360degree cameras to capture the entirety of this from all vantage points. I'm going to edit together a supercut of the entire experience and upload it as a torrent through Starlink (thanks Elon!), which I will then akasupa 9 times to Okayu herself before committing shotgun suicide. 

You may call me a schizo and tell me to take my meds, but this is my dream and now there's nothing stopping me from achieving it. None of you would have the balls to see this through or do anything remotely like this if you made it this* rich. fuck you all and see you all in a month on LiveLeak, faggots.

        I think everyone wishes humans had tails

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          Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

          imagine if caseoh said “HAWK TUAH” (ayo sus😳)

            imagine if caseoh said “HAWK TUAH” (ayo sus😳) and then jynxi said “Barrr aimm” JAH PULL OFF!!! chills bro... literal chills... might need my DIOR DIOR jacket for this one... kai cenat: E E Ei! squidward: giggle giggle ishowspeed: mews rick ross: if i was rod wave i would surf the world!!! max design pro: sigma edit woaguy: GOONER SQUAD, ACTIVATE!