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Cursed Thoughts

Cursed thoughts shared in discussions that is ridiculous and absurd in nature that it became a meme. Usually about popular characters and people.

Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard

    Character idea: I have been cooking up a female elf wizard, nothing on paper yet, just in
my mind. But the idea is something like this: When the wizard was but a mere child, she either fell in a magical cauldron (asterix and obelix style) or was dipped in the cauldron by her mother (achilles heel style) and somehow someway she now has magical pee.

If you look online you'll be able to find or maybe you're already familiar with a d10000 wild magic table. And my idea was, if this home-brew gets approved of course, that she's able to 'conjure' a potion a day or something. I can foresee this leading to fun interactions overall. Her being ashamed of this, not wanting to show the party how she 'gets' them. And that's not even speaking of the fun outcomes you get to play on as a DM when we roll on the d10000 wild magic table. Otherwise I could probably play like a goblino fighter.

Extra: I have about 2 years of experience playing a long term campaign as a rogue with a couple of one-shots here and there.

    Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar?

      From an unhinged Youtube comment by windows95ism of Jar Jar Binks getting farted by an alien in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.

      Anyone else find this scene really hot? When the alien farts at Jar Jar? The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it farts and turns to him to flaunt it. Like it’s inviting him to get closer for the next one.

I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.

      I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak

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        This was an infamous post about the poster’s barely disguised fetish of Alunya in /pol from 4chan. 

        I like to imagine a scenario where Alunya goes out to a neo-nazi rally expecting them to be weak, faggy, dysgenic nazis like the ones shown on 4chan, but when she shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and nazi gymbros.

Before she's even able to get her branded Antifa piss balloons out of her backpack they come over and easily wrestle her to the ground and start tearing off her black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping her tight leftoid pussy. She's unable to do anything due to how muscular the neo nazis are as they rape her ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in her mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding her for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put nazi tattoos and Queen of Hearts tattoos all over her plundered and raped body. Humiliating her and her comrades forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.

        I keep stroking it to Omni man’s cheeks, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop.

          I keep stroking it to Omni man's cheeks, and I don't think I'll ever stop. It all started a few weeks ago when invincible season three's finale came out. I kept hearing this song over and over in my feed, and heard a voice calling to me. It was Nolan. I tried to ignore him, but around the 57th time of hearing this song, I finally gave in. I pulled down my pants and started marking my Grayson. Atoming my eve. It was the best sensation I've ever felt. I can't stop Ceciling my Steadman to Omni man's big bubbly delight, and I don't think I ever will. Does anyone else have this problem? Or is it just me?

          John Green

            Tumblr used to have a feature where you could edit other people’s posts so people kept editing John Green’s posts to something super sexual.

            As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

            Futanari is objectively less gay than straight sex, if a male is watching

              Futanari is objectively less gay than straight sex, if a male is watching

Futanari is hentai where one chick has a dick, and ploughs another girl. As a straight male who watches guy on girl sex, I must admit that this would be considered 50% homosexual as there is a man and woman. Futanari however has a half woman (commonly referred to as a futa) and a female, making it 25% gay to watch. The only other porn that could really be considered less “gay” would be lesbian. Now, this post is made ironically, but the same point stands.

Futanari is less gay than straight sex. You’re welcome, your third eye has opened, always be woke.