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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


My name is Yoshikage Kira.

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    JP script

    私の名前は吉良良景です。 私は33歳です。 私の家はすべての別荘がある森王の北東部にあり、私は結婚していません。 私は亀湯百貨店の従業員として働いており、遅くとも午後8時までに毎日家に帰ります。 私は喫煙しませんが、時々飲みます。
    
    私は午後11時までにベッドに横たわり、どのような場合でも8時間の睡眠を確保します。 コップ1杯の温かい牛乳を飲んで寝る前に約20分間ストレッチをした後、私は通常、朝まで眠ることに問題はありません。 赤ちゃんのように、朝は疲れもストレスもなく目が覚めます。 前回の検査で問題はなかったと言われました。
    
    私は非常に静かな生活をしたい人だと説明しようとしています。 私は、勝ち負けのような敵に悩まされないように気をつけています。 それが私が社会に対処する方法であり、それが私に幸福をもたらすことを知っています。 しかし、もし私が戦うなら、誰にも負けないでしょう。

    My name is Skyler White Yoshikage Kira yo

    my name is yoshikage kira YO, my stand is killer queen YO 
    
    I have 33 years YO, im no married YO
    
    My house is in the northeast section of Morioh YO,
    
    Uh-huh.
    
    Where all the villas are.

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charmony Doves

      The Charmony Dove brainrot

      Its a crossover between the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin and Charmony Dove brainrot from Honkai Star Rail.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Charmony Doves. I try to play HSR. I am reminded of Charmony Doves. I try to browse r/HonkaiStarRail. Charmony Dove gives me brainrot. I try to go to sleep. I hear Sunday's monologue. I want to make a Slumbernana meme. It ends up being Charmony Doves. I want to play Genshin, ZZZ - they both remind me of Charmony Doves. Sunday grabs me by the throat. I sing for him. I fashion a cage. I give him my freedom. He isn't satisfied. I pull Robin. "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." He tells me. "That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing." He grabs Numby and forces him to throw himself at enemies. "When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then." I can't listen anymore, I don't have enough brain cells. He grabs my phone. It breaks down. "Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer." He grabs a Charmony Dove. He says "One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own." There is no hint of reason in his eyes. Nothing but pure, brainrot-inducing Charmony Dove copypasta. What a cruel world. 

      Capella is… like… peak goon material

        Capella copypasta from Re:Zero S3
        Bro, I can’t even explain it. Capella is… like… peak goon material. Yeah, I know she’s objectively horrifying, yeah, her personality is toxic but you can’t tell me there isn’t a certain energy there. I’m out here like a whole clown, willingly simping for a woman who shapeshifts into nightmares. This is some next-level Stockholm Syndrome. Like, yeah, I get it, I’m not right in the head, but look, her wings? Majestic. Her aura of literal terror? Lowkey attractive. Every time I think, ‘That’s it, I’m done with Capella,’ she goes and does something despicable, and boom—I’m back in goon mode. I know she’s bad news. I know it. But I’m already halfway down the rabbit hole, and I’m not about to stop now. Call it a personality flaw. Call it a curse. All I know is, Capella has got me locked up like the DMV on a Friday afternoon, and I’m out here willingly. Help. Send therapy. 

        Hina from Blue Archive

          MILH - Man I Love Hina 
          If Hina has 100 fans, I’m one of them
          If Hina has 10 fans, I’m one of them
          If Hina has 1 fan, I’m that fan
          If Hina has no fans, I’m no longer on this world
          If everyone is against Hina, I’m against the world
          
          Needless to say, Man I Love Hina 
          For Mini Hina:
          
          White hair, fair skin, purple eyes,
          Four horns, big heart, smol in size.
          So brave, so strong, so lovely,
          Like sun, like moon, like the sky.
          
          Believe, beware, be careful.
          The demon makes me unwise.
          Headpat, pamper, spoil Her Grace,
          For the cuteness fill my life.
          
          -----------For Hina,
          -----------with Love
          -----------Sensei
          According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Hina should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its cute little body off the ground. The Hina, of course, flies anyways. Because Hina doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

          Erwin’s Last Speech

            From Attack on Titan where Erwin gave his last speech to his soldiers before charging to their deaths.

            Everything that you thought had meaning, every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body. We all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless. Does that mean that there was no point in our being born. Would you say that of our slain comrades. What about their lives, were they meaningless. They were not, their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we, the living refuse to forget them and as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! MY SOLDIERS PUSH FORWARD! MY SOLDIERS SCREAM OUT! MY SOLDIERS RAGE! 
            Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!
            You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a rock, it's all the same. We will all die.
            
            Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?
            
            Is it the same for our dead comrades? Were those soldiers meaningless?
            
            No, they were not.
            
            It is we who give meaning to those soldiers! Those brave dead! The poor dead!
            
            It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next living. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.
            
            Soldiers, rage! Soldiers, scream! Soldier, fight!
            'It's all meaningless'. No matter what dreams or hopes you had... No matter how blessed a life you've lived... It's all the same if you're shredded by rocks. Everyone will die someday.
            
            Does that mean that life is meaningless? Was there even any meaning in our being born?
            
            Would you say that of our fallen comrades? Their lives—were they meaningless?
            
            No, they weren't!
            
            It's us who gives meaning to our comrades' lives! The brave fallen! The anguished fallen!
            
            The ones who will remember them are us the living. We die trusting the living who follow to find meaning in our lives! That is the sole method in which we can rebel against this cruel world!
            
            My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, fight!

            you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you’re below even a secondary. you’re below a fucking tertiary.

              you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you're below even a secondary. you're below a fucking tertiary. Lain doesnt even LOOK like this, let alone act like this, and who the flying FUCK is SHINJI??? do you mean from Evangelion, the OTHER show you havent seen???