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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Rapi

    I want to plug Rapi day in and day out. Forget every other woman in this game, she's the best one by far. I love everything about Rapi and would do anything to make her happy. I haven't seen Evangelion so I can't say anything about the suit but I need to peel it off. I'm taking her straight to bed and claiming her. We're going to be connected 24/7 and nothing is stopping us. I need to see Rapi bent over and how that suit hugs her curves. Does she sweat under that? Can I collect it? Did she shower? I need Rapi.

    I hate Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

      Hating Jojo is a Jojo reference
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      I hate Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I immediately lose respect for anyone who watches it, and especially those who praise it. Here's why:

Name 20 successful people that watches it. Popular series basically run the show when it comes to anime. This includes shows like Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Death Note, Attack On Titan, Sword Art Online, Love Live!, Nichijou, Clannad et al. Popular series has shows making significant contributions to the entire anime industry.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each season. They then lay basic fight scenes and a joke of a protagonist on it. It generally lags behind popular series by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never seen the show on TV or been mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.

So tell me again, how exactly do Jojo's Bizarre Adventure innovate? It's team even struggle to release a new theme with each season, and character design is about the only original thing with this show.

Yes, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before it's creators ever start making "anime". This is fine, and what anime is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.

What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans. They seem to think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is responsible for all that is good in the anime world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.

If you want nice fight scenes, watch Dragon Ball Z or One Punch Man. If you like music, K-ON. If you prefer, Clannad or Anohana. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

      Project moon has ruined me

        Project Moon is the developer for the gacha game Limbus Company and various other games.

        Project moon has ruined me. Everywhere I go, I hear coin tosses and dice rolls. It can't be stopped. I often snap my fingers to calm myself, I go shopping and I find a piano named Roland. I pass through a library and immediately think about Ruina. I can’t go to an office without thinking about full-stop office, I finally get to work and they installed Kali linux on every single computer and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA MANAGER ESQUIRE, THIS IS THIS !" I look for clothes to have a new (todays) look, but hold on- is this made of nuovo fabric- oh no... I can’t greet people nowadays. Hello? Goodbye. I go to Mcdonalds (local HamHamPangPang) to wellcheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone watching Fullmetal Alchemist, they show the tree of life! And I can’t even play Persona without going into mementos and thinking oh this areas are based off the qliphoth tree. The entire Final Fantasy franchise is ruined for me, Sephiroth? One winged Angela?? Yesterday I was playing “im on observation duty”, and you have to watch out for Anomalies. Don’t they mean Abnormalities??? I can’t learn(2) any language because when it comes to numbers, there will always be a point where I will be reminded of an association or a sinner, I can’t enjoy nature without thinking about Dongbaek’s EGO, these flowers(hana) sure are nice, but wait is that a Hornet? Animals are banned, especially the ones that start with R. I can’t play other gachas besides limbus, I went to play Honkai and I saw there was a Kafka banner, so I logged off and went to Arknights, waiting as my assistant was.. you guessed it, Kafka, so I made the daring decision to go to the base and OH MY AYIN THEY HAVE A CONTROL DEPARTMENT, so I quickly went to change my agents, I mean operators and there he was, Mr Nothing. The phrase Nothing there triggers me like a lobotomized Agent so I shut down my phone. I went to play Devil May Cry, but couldn’t get past the introduction. I can’t see legs without thinking of blue star. I can’t write without thinking wow I’m making a key page! I can’t read to-do lists, but I also can’t read in general. I can’t think about myself because that would make me an egoist. I also can’t watch blue lock now that I think about it.. Colors are banned, but also black and white because that would be similar to T corp. so I have to just close both eyes (Angela reference?), and embrace the fear, and break the cycle. I can’t watch Ishmael porn anymore because if something is CENSORED I have a panic attack, cardiac arrest? More like Fervent Beats. I must E-endure… MY OWN BRAIN PRODUCES ENKEPHALIN ghghgh gigigig I only wanted peace, but after listening to the voices this City better Brace Up, for today a star shall rise

        Wiš’adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥

          Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.

          Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨 
          Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Burnice.

            Burnice copypasta

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Burnice from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Burnice. I try to play Soldier 11. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Grace. My Burnice deals more damage. I try to play Piper. My Burnice deals more damage. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Burnice. I want to play Jane Doe, Caesar. They both want Burnice.

She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I ride bikes for her. I give her the BP W-Engine. She isn't satisfied. I pull Sharpened Stinger. "I don't need this much buildup" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Lucy & her pigs and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with my signature W-Engine."

I can't pull for her sig, I don't have enough polychromes. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs ze flammenwerfer. She says "Hans, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, quick Fire Anomaly buildup and Burn. What a cruel world.

            Tsukihime – I need advice regarding my sister. It’s rather complex, so I should explain.

              Shiko Tohno from Tsukihime

              It’s an old 4chan thread of someone role-playing as Shiki from Tsukihime and asking for advice from fellow anons about what to do about his overbearing sister. It became a classic Tsukihime copypasta as OP managed to troll many into believing it as a real story.

              I need advice regarding my sister. It's rather complex, so I should explain.

When I was younger, I was involved in an accident and required care. My father sent me away to get that care, leaving just my sister to put up with his strictness (my mother died when my sister was born). After I recovered enough to be able to look after myself, I stayed away from home. In the years I had been bedridden, neither my father nor my sister came to see me and I didn't feel connected to either of them anymore.

A month ago, my sister suddenly called me out of the blue. My father had passed away, and she wanted me to live with her again until she has finished her education. After soul searching for a long time, I agreed and returned home, finding that she had grown into a young lady in my absence. However, she has a very strong moral code and enforces a strict rule over the household (dad left everything to her). I mean, she has a curfew for Christ's sake.

Things have started to go downhill from there. I broke curfew, and ended up being away that whole night and part of the next day. I can't go into the specifics, but my illness still visits me in strange ways and I couldn't be home when everything started (I had a vivid dream that I killed and butchered someone for god's sake). Needless to say that she wasn't impressed, and threatened to put a camera over the gate to make sure I was not going out. She says it's because she is concerned that I am not yet a fully recovered man. I know I can be frail and all, but I like to think I know my limits.
              It gets worse. Some of my schoolfriends invited me out on the weekend to a fair. I had had a fit the night before, and so my sister told me that she wanted to come, to keep an eye on me and help me if I got worse. I didn't have a choice, and thought maybe we could reconcile during the day. When we arrive, she looks over my friends, my best friend and two girls we are close to, with disdain and stops on one of the girls. Immediately she declares that she doesn't think she can get along with the girl and refuses to talk to her any more than she has to for the day. It totally killed the fun, and after we went home I yelled at her about it. She burst into tears and said that if I hate her she understands and will accept my hate but she just wants me to be safe.