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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes.

    Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

    I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesn’t matter) completely shaped, molded by Grace’s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you aren’t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Grace’s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
    
    One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace she’s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
    
    “Wait! Don’t go!” You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. “Please, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.” Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
    
    Grace doesn’t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like “fufth fhewgu” as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanket’s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

    I’ve never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima.

      Its the Halloween Witch Mercy copypasta from 2017 but changed to Makima from Chainsaw Man.

      Guys, I'm shaking. I'm shaking, i swear. I've never wanted to breed with anyone more than Makima. That perfect, curvy body, luxuriant breasts. Hips fit for a goddess, created for childbearing. It really hurts to know that | will never be able to mate with her, pass my genes on to future generations, and make a perfect child out of her.
      
      I would do ANYTHING for the chance to get Makima pregnant. EVERYTHING. And the fact that i can't do this is unbearable. Why would Tatsuki Fujimoto create something so perfect? To seduce us? To laugh in our faces?
      
      Honestly guys, i can't take it anymore. Fuck...

      I’m sick of Himeko

        Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Himeko from Honkai Star Rail due to her strength in Pure Fiction game mode.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Himeko. I try to play Hook. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Argenti. My Himeko deals more damage. I try to play Jing Yuan. My Himeko deals more damage. I try not to play Yanqing. I want to play Hertha. Her best team has Himeko. I want to play Jade, Topaz. They both want Himeko. She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I syntezise for her. I give her The Day the Cosmos fell. She isn't satisfied. I pull Night on the Milky Way. "I don't need this much ATK" She tells me. "Give me more actions." She grabs Robin and forces her to sing in front of the enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Before Dawn." I can't pull for Before Dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her drone. She says "You won't get away." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure infinite Weakness Breaks. What a cruel world. 

        My name is Guido Mista.

          My name is Guido Mista. I'm 44 years old. My house is in the southwest section of Naples, where all the slums are, and I have 4 wives. I work as a hitman for Passione, and I get home every day by 4:44 AM at the latest. I smoke 4 packs a day, and I always drink. I'm in bed by 4:44PM, and make sure I get 4 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of cold beer and doing about 44 minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have problems sleeping and I stay up until morning. Just like an elderly, I wake up with fatigue and stress in the morning. I was told there were issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care seek trouble with enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me sadness. Although, if I were to fight I would lose to everyone. 

          I’m sick of Verina

            Parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Verina from Wuthering Waves.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Verina. I try to play Calcharo. My Verina deals more damage. I try to play Jiyan. My Verina deals more damage. I try to play Yangyang. My Verina deals more damage. I try not to play Sanhua. I want to play Danjin. But Her best team has Verina. I want to play Yuanwu, Chixia. They both want Verina. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Cosmic Ripples. She isn't satisfied. "I don't need this much ER," she tells me. "Give me more field time." she argues... Why must Verina demand so much from me... The game hasn't even been out for a week yet she's terrorizing me like I owe her my lunch money. Please Verina just take what you get and heal my team, instead of scarring me so much that I can't use you in the endgame, causing me to be oneshot by level 69 Crownless. 
            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Verina. I try to play Baizhi. My Verina does more heal. I try to play Taoqi. My Verina gets more concerto. I try to play S6 Mortefi. My Verina gives more team buff. I want to play Jinhsi. Her best team has Verina. I want to play Calcharo, and Jiyan. They both want Verina.
            
            She grabs me by the throat. I water the plants for her. I tend the garden for her. I give her 5 pc of rejuvenating glow. She isn't satisfied. I give her a 25+ ER echo. "I need more of this" She tells me. "Give me less field time." She grabs Yuanwu and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to tank the hits, while I quickly build concerto with R5 Variation."
            
            I can't pull for R5 Variation, I don't have enough astrite. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She pushed me where the enemies are. She says "Ohno~ my grace of life cooldown is still on." But there is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no more photosynthesis energy left. What a cruel world.

            My very mixed experience with Jinhsi

              I was up at Loong's Crest enjoying my lunch when I saw a figure in the distance skiing down fast from the peak. I looked closer and HOLY SHIT IT'S MAGISTRATE JINHSI. Before I could get a word out, she had already snatched my lotus pastry out of my hands. She turned around with a blank expression and mouthed "no one will ever believe you" before doing a 360 triple backflip down the icy slope and out of sight