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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw.

    HSR Husbandos copypasta

    Came from a post on the Honkai Star Rail Husbandos after the released of Amphoreus trailer that teased upcoming male characters.

    Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day. Raw, only lube being from me slobbing his knob and him eating me out. Cowgirl position while he sits on that throne and spreads my cheeks open with his gauntlets still on. Raw, on the bed, on the table, on the floor, on the wall, on the couch, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom, doggystyle, all fours, riding, reverse cowgirl... This man could choke me, throw me, step on me, and I'd still kiss his feet, I want this man to chain me up, blindfold me and use me till I'm broken.

( I'm willing to bear his children, even if it's just once pls, 🛐🛐🛐 ) UWOOOH
    Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day.

Thank you for coming to my pep talk.

    Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally.

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      Ever since I got Mavuika I haven’t been able to play genshin normally. Every time I try to do something I immediately stop and stare at Mavuika’s ass. Trying to fight? Her ass jiggles so much that I start gooning uncontrollably. Exploration? I keep staring at her ass and end up going into a wall for half an hour while gooning. Trying to do quests? Every time I take a step with Mavuika I have to stop and lick my screen because her ass makes me so horny that I can’t think of anything else. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even think about the game in the public, because if I do, then I immediately open and start licking my phone and jerking off. Hell, I can’t even escape this in my dreams. Ever since Mavuika’s leaks dropped I could only ever dream of becoming her bike, just so she could sit on me. I don’t know what to do at this point and I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep playing this game

      I rage quitted KFP and vtuber fanbase because Takanashi Kiara played LoL

        Takanashi Kiara played LoL

        Also known as the HokanTeki copypasta its from an unironic Tweet of a Kiara fan malding and threatening to quit watching her after she played LoL on stream.

        Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted KFP and vtuber fanbase because Takanashi Kiara played LoL. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. LoL is cancer, LoL players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Kiara is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before I loved her...

        Hakos Baelz doesn’t know Megumin

        Hakos Baelz doesn't know who Megumin is from Konosuba
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        Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Brats and vtuber fanbase because Hakos Baelz didn't know Megumin. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she said "who's Megumin?" it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again. 

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only an anime character" "are you serious?" or something like that. Not knowing Megumin is cancer, people who don’t know Megumin are cancer (speaking from experience) and Baelz is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before

I loved her...

        Matsuri played Apex Legends

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        Fine, since few people asked me in dms and I got mad again. I rage quitted Matsurisus and vtuber fanbase because Natsuiro Matsuri played Apex. You happy now? I trusted her to be reasonable person but when she decided to stream it it felt like a betrayal and I don't want to see her again.

Don't waste time and keyboard saying "this is stupid" "this is only a game" "are you serious?" or something like that. Apex is cancer, Apex players are cancer (speaking from experience) and Matsuri is now tainted by that so I can't look at her the same way as before
I loved her...

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Hoshimi Miyabi

          Hoshimi Miyabi copypasta from ZZZ

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) due to how incredibly strong she is.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hoshimi Miyabi. I try to play Ellen Joe. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Zhu Yuan. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Assault Jane Doe + Seth team. Miyabi deals more damage. I want to play Lighter. His best team has Miyabi. I want to play Lycanon, Soukaku. They both want Miyabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed Shiyu Defense for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Lady Miyabi, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “M0 is for weaklings. I want my M2, and as the heir of the prestigious Hoshimi family, I demand my W-Engine. Do better.”

I can't pull for her W-Engine and her M2. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Polychrome. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has 6 points of Fallen Frost. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her charged attack and obliterates the stage. 6 seconds loading screen, 9 seconds gameplay. In short: Frostburn Icefire anomaly.

I look straight into Ellen’s sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

          Non ne posso più. Sono stufo di Xiangling.

            Sono stufo di Xiangling copypasta

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but in Italian.

            Non ne posso più. Sono stufo di Xiangling. Provo a giocare Diluc. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Provo a giocare Yoimiya. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Provo a giocare Hu Tao. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Voglio giocare Klee. La sua squadra migliore ha Xiangling. Voglio giocare con Raiden, Childe. Entrambi vogliono Xiangling.

Mi prende per il collo. Pesco per lei. Cucino per lei. Le do la The Catch. Non è soddisfatta. Pullo l'Engulfing Lightning. "Non ne ho bisogno di così tanta ER" mi dice. "Dammi più tempo sul terreno." Afferra Bennett e lo costringe a lanciarsi contro i nemici. "Devi solo darmi più particelle. Posso fare più danni con la Homa."

Non posso pullare per la Homa, non ho abbastanza Primogemme. Prende la mia carta di credito. Viene declinata. "Immagino che questa sia la fine." Afferra Gouba. Lei dice "Gouba, prendili". Non c'è nemmeno una traccia di tristezza nei suoi occhi. Nient'altro che pura, applicazione di pyro senza ICD. Che mondo crudele.

            Je n’en peux plus. J’en ai marre de Xiangling

              J'en ai marre de Xiangling copypasta

              Its the Xiangling copypasta but in French.

              Je n'en peux plus. J'en ai marre de Xiangling. J'essaye de jouer Diluc. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. J'essaye de jouer Yoimiya. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. J'essaye de jouer Hu Tao. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. Je veux jouer Klee. Sa meilleure équipe a Xiangling. Je veux jouer Raiden, Tartaglia. Ils veulent tous les deux Xiangling. Elle m'attrape par la gorge. Je pèche pour elle. Je cuisine pour elle. Je lui donne La Prise. Elle n'est pas satisfaite. J'invoque Lumière du Faucheur. "Je n'ai pas besoin d'autant de recharge d’énergie" me dit-elle. "Donne moi plus de temps sur le terrain." Elle attrape Bennett et le force à se jeter sur les ennemis. "Tu dois juste me canaliser plus. Je peux faire plus de dégâts avec Homa." Je ne peux pas invoquer pour Homa, je n'ai pas assez de primogemmes. Elle attrape ma carte de crédit. Ça décline. "Je suppose que c'est la fin." Elle attrape Gooba. Elle dit "Gooba, feu !" Il n'y a aucun signe de tristesse dans ses yeux. Rien que de la pure application pyro sans ICD. Quel monde cruel.