Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Itto. I try to play Ninnguang. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Noelle. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Albedo. My Itto deals more damage. I want to play Gorou. His best team has Itto. I want to play Albedo, Zhongli - they both like Itto. He grabs me by the throat. I pull for him. I cook for him. I give him the R5 Whiteblind. He isn't satisfied. I buy R5 serpent spine. "I don't need this much crit rate" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Gorou and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Redhorn." I can't pull for Redhorn, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Ushi. He says "Ushi, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unbridled raw Ushi damage. I am evaporated to dust.
I've become so much like Cid Kagenou, it's scary. I wear black coats, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say “I am atomic" (which means boom mf, in american.) I grew my hair out so I can appear as a background character and I absolutely care what people think so shut fuck up Alexia! I always leave an open wound, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am weak. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Alpha or Delta, both of whom remind me of Claire. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them burgers and insist on calling them Magu ronaldu. I just keep moving forward in the shadows, until my enemies are destroyed.
STOP POSTING ABOUT FU XUAN! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My buddies on Reddit send me Fu Xuan porn, on Discord its fucking Fu Xuan porn. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Fu Xuan porn. I showed Honkai Star Rail to my girlfriend, and then I showed the characters and I said "Hey babe, when will you cosplay as Fu Xuan?! HAHA! UOOOOOOOOOOOOWGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "That remembered me of trailblazer silly jokes which remembered me of Fu Xuan" I looked at my penis, and I thought about her idle action that seems like she is kissing your cock "PENIS? MORE LIKE FUTA XUAN COCK" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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STOOOOOOOP UOOOOOOWGH I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I CAN JUST THINK OF BREEDING FUXUAN MAKING A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM WITH HER SHE IS A PRESERVATION CHARACTER I'M SURE SHE CAN TAKE A LOT OF MY SADOMASOCHIST SHIT BEFORE GETTING TIRED UOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM? NO, A ENTIRE SOCCER LEAGUE
Without a single doubt of mind, there is nothing more perfect than Furina from the hit game, Genshin Impact from Hoyoverse. If there ever was an embodiment of complete perfection, it'd be her. Her gorgeous eyes, her adorable hat, her slim body, her correctable attitude, and the absolute pleasure it is to see her smile. I'd do anything for Furina. There is absolutely nothing in this world that gets my mind going and letting my imagination go wild than the sheer thought of Furina's existence. Nothing gets my neurons fired than Furina. I'll go ahead and address the elephant in the room and arguably the best part of Furina even if every single part of her is just as great, the brattiness of her. She is so correctable up to the point where I don't want to do anything other than give a huge correction to her for the rest of my life. Her bratty attitude gets me all hot and bothered, so much so as I would correct her on the spot with my huge 'friend' and I wouldn't care if people are watching. A lesson is a lesson that needs to be taught regardless of location and situation. Plus, she's the hydro archon so imagine how wet she would be. You would slip in and out with extreme ease with how drenched she would be down there. I would go all day and night 24/7. I don't think I would be cumming normal sperm, I think I'd be cumming literal blood, that's how long I would go with her. I just want to fill her up to be the absolute brim. Another thing, her shorts. Why are they so SHORT!? There is no reason why her shorts are so short! You could literally just slip it down slightly and start star railing her with little effort. They turn on me so much, I immediately get hard by the sight of her in it. When I said, I would do anything for her, I mean it. I'd lick her feet, suck on her toes, sniff her shorts, rob a bank, you name it. In fact, if she wanted to give me testicular torsion, I would let her do it. I'd give my children in record time if she wanted. Hell, I'd probably give it to her even without her asking. If she were religion, I'd be her number one follower. I'd worship her. If everybody was against her, I'd be against everybody. There is nothing on this planet that could convince me that nobody is more perfect than Furina and if anybody says otherwise than I would be willing to sacrifice my life to prove the point where Furina is the number one person and nobody would be above her. Except for me when I'm correcting her bratty attitude.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Star Rail character breedability , Fu Xuan is the most compatible for a human male? Not only is she in the path of Preservation, Fu Xuan stands at 4'9'' and roughly 75 pounds, this means she's small enough to be able to be manhandled and bent over various furniture in your house, imagine.... And with her impressive Base Stats for both HP and Def , you can be rough with her. Due to her play-style of wanting to get hit by enemies, there’s no doubt in my mind that Fu Xuan is a raging masochist, furthermore, Her skillsets also facilitates the possibility of going for hours without stopping. With her skill "Astronomical Wonder", she can redirect physical punishment you suffer unto herself opening up the possibility of unique and never been seen before S&M plays. Not only that, with her talent "After Woe comes Heal" she can recover instantly when below 50% hp, meaning you can put Fu Xuan to the literal brink of death and still have her coming back for more. No other character comes close to this level of compatibility (except Gepard but we do not talk about that). Also, fun fact, her clothing contains bondage ropes in the back, signifying her repressed desire to be punished and humiliated, and if you pull out enough, you can make her entire clothes drenched in white. Fu Xuan is literally built for human cock. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+her traces ability means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
