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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

Castorice deals insane damage 💥 has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team 🛡️ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄️

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    Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Castorice from Honkai Star Rail.

    So lemme get this straight 🦋💀 Castorice deals insane damage 💥 has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team 🛡️ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄️ that deletes galaxies??? And then she heals herself 🌿, her dragon 🐲, and can revive dead teammates ☠️✨ even when she's not in the party??? Like bro, what even is balance 😭.

AND on top of all that 🦋💎 she has no F2P LC option 🤑💀 you literally have to pull for her gacha-exclusive one 🎰💰 otherwise you're just coping 🫠. So she's a tank 🏰, a healer 🌿, a DPS ⚔️, a support 🤝, and a necromancer 🪦 all at once while looking pretty as hell doing it??? 😭💜

    Lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku’s body on me

      My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love.

      YuGiOh – What does Trump think of Links?

        You know, links are wonderful, they're terrific. I'm very good friends with everyone I link with. Borrelsword Dragon, Knightmare Unicorn, Verte Anaconda, they all love me. They call me The Linker. And let me tell ya, there's no better link than me. The best links. Everyone knows it. Five links, six links, seven links, even more. My links are YUGE. I once had a link with Summon Sorceress. Beautiful girl. She said to me, 'From now on, I only want to link with you, how 'bout it?' I said, 'Sorry, babe, I'm not a one-man linker. Not while Dark Magician Girl is out there.' Yeah, it's sad how bad she wanted me, but what can you do? In fact, the only one I won't link with is Linkerbell. Terrible design, nasty effect. I call her 'Stinkerbell.' 'Stinkerbell.' Yeah, I thought that up myself. Very, very stinky. Obviously didn't read 'The Art of the Link.' Terrible.

        Millia is too hot need help

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          Its the Witch Mercy copypasta but changed to Millia Rage from Guilty Gear.

          Millia is too hot need help

Millia is too hot like, whenever I fight one I just have to throw the match, I need to see her victory animation and it turns me on so much the way she is, it's absurd tbh, I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Millia. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Millia pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would daddy Daisuke create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

          Please God, I want to impregnate Hecatia Lapislazuli so bad

            Please God, I want to impregnate Hecatia Lapislazuli so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant otherworldly angel. A goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hecatia is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure and the egirl clothes that she wears.

I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her.

I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that icy juice milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Russian cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes.

I would make love to her until my body gave out. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body.

I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her provocative yet enticing beautiful outfit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she abuses my pelvis. 😭😭😭😭😭