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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Hoshimi Miyabi

    Hoshimi Miyabi copypasta from ZZZ

    Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) due to how incredibly strong she is.

    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hoshimi Miyabi. I try to play Ellen Joe. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Zhu Yuan. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Assault Jane Doe + Seth team. Miyabi deals more damage. I want to play Lighter. His best team has Miyabi. I want to play Lycanon, Soukaku. They both want Miyabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed Shiyu Defense for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Lady Miyabi, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “M0 is for weaklings. I want my M2, and as the heir of the prestigious Hoshimi family, I demand my W-Engine. Do better.”

I can't pull for her W-Engine and her M2. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Polychrome. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has 6 points of Fallen Frost. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her charged attack and obliterates the stage. 6 seconds loading screen, 9 seconds gameplay. In short: Frostburn Icefire anomaly.

I look straight into Ellen’s sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

    Non ne posso più. Sono stufo di Xiangling.

      Sono stufo di Xiangling copypasta

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but in Italian.

      Non ne posso più. Sono stufo di Xiangling. Provo a giocare Diluc. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Provo a giocare Yoimiya. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Provo a giocare Hu Tao. La mia Xiangling fa più danni. Voglio giocare Klee. La sua squadra migliore ha Xiangling. Voglio giocare con Raiden, Childe. Entrambi vogliono Xiangling.

Mi prende per il collo. Pesco per lei. Cucino per lei. Le do la The Catch. Non è soddisfatta. Pullo l'Engulfing Lightning. "Non ne ho bisogno di così tanta ER" mi dice. "Dammi più tempo sul terreno." Afferra Bennett e lo costringe a lanciarsi contro i nemici. "Devi solo darmi più particelle. Posso fare più danni con la Homa."

Non posso pullare per la Homa, non ho abbastanza Primogemme. Prende la mia carta di credito. Viene declinata. "Immagino che questa sia la fine." Afferra Gouba. Lei dice "Gouba, prendili". Non c'è nemmeno una traccia di tristezza nei suoi occhi. Nient'altro che pura, applicazione di pyro senza ICD. Che mondo crudele.

      Je n’en peux plus. J’en ai marre de Xiangling

        J'en ai marre de Xiangling copypasta

        Its the Xiangling copypasta but in French.

        Je n'en peux plus. J'en ai marre de Xiangling. J'essaye de jouer Diluc. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. J'essaye de jouer Yoimiya. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. J'essaye de jouer Hu Tao. Ma Xiangling fait plus de dégâts. Je veux jouer Klee. Sa meilleure équipe a Xiangling. Je veux jouer Raiden, Tartaglia. Ils veulent tous les deux Xiangling. Elle m'attrape par la gorge. Je pèche pour elle. Je cuisine pour elle. Je lui donne La Prise. Elle n'est pas satisfaite. J'invoque Lumière du Faucheur. "Je n'ai pas besoin d'autant de recharge d’énergie" me dit-elle. "Donne moi plus de temps sur le terrain." Elle attrape Bennett et le force à se jeter sur les ennemis. "Tu dois juste me canaliser plus. Je peux faire plus de dégâts avec Homa." Je ne peux pas invoquer pour Homa, je n'ai pas assez de primogemmes. Elle attrape ma carte de crédit. Ça décline. "Je suppose que c'est la fin." Elle attrape Gooba. Elle dit "Gooba, feu !" Il n'y a aucun signe de tristesse dans ses yeux. Rien que de la pure application pyro sans ICD. Quel monde cruel.

        I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake.

          Maiden from Nikke
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          I want to devour Maiden after seeing so much cake. She talks about getting married? Yeah I'm ok with that but I need your body NOW. I'm taking her straight the the bedroom and bending her over the bed. I'll tear that body suit so I can claim her from behind. I need to drive into her full force after seeing those plump cheeks. She's getting some heroic backshots like my life depends on it. If I'm being tired I'll just drink another mana potion to keep me going. Anyone on the outside will only hear thunderous claps as my wife gets it. I'll pour my magical force into Maiden over and over all night long. Maiden needs to be left a sloppy mess unable to walk needing health potions to be brought back to life.

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Lingsha.

            Lingsha copypasta from Honkai Star Rail

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Lingsha, a healer that also damages from Honkai Star Rail.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Lingsha. I try to play Yunli. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Acheron. My Lingsha deals more damage. I try to play Feixiao. My Lingsha deals more damage. I want to play Firefly. Her best team has Lingsha. I want to play Boothill, Rappa. They both want Lingsha.

She grabs me by the throat. I farmed Iron Cavalry for her. I built crit stats for her. I give her "What is Real?". She isn't satisfied. I pull "Dream's Montage". "I don't need this much speed" She tells me. "Give me more break effect." She grabs Sunday and forces him to Beatify her. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with "Scent Alone Stays True".

I can't pull for "Scent Alone Stays True", I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Fuyuan. She says "Fuyuan, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, Super Break damage. What a cruel world.

            Indivila is evil and I love her.

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              Indivila is evil and I love her. I hope she kidnaps me and turns me into just a love doll for her use. I want her to force me down on a bed with her tail knife aimed at my neck while she rides me crazy style. She needs to threaten me if I don't pleasure her enough she'll kill me. While I'm hitting it from the back if I spank her too hard she'll glare at me like "who do you think you are, just keep moving" I'll worship tan mommy I don't care. I want her to own me, drag me by a collar whenever she meets up with the heretics. I need to be how she relieves her stress. Once she's done with me I hope she chops me up with her tail and turns me into ground beef. Afterwards she can dice 1 medium yellow onion (about 1 1/2 cups). Mince 3 garlic cloves. Drain and rinse 2 (about 15-ounce) cans kidney beans.

Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a Dutch oven or large pot over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until softened, 3 to 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add 3 tablespoons tomato paste and stir to coat the onions. Cook, stirring occasionally until darkened in color, 2 to 3 minutes.

Add 2 pounds ground beef (me) , 2 teaspoons kosher salt, and 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. Cook, breaking up the meat (me) with a wooden spoon, until browned and cooked through, 6 to 8 minutes. Add 2 tablespoons chili powder, 1 tablespoon ground cumin, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 teaspoons dried oregano, 1 teaspoon paprika, and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper if using. Stir to coat the meat (me again) and cook for 1 minute more.

Add the beans, 1 (28-ounce) can fire-roasted crushed tomatoes, and 1 (14.5-ounce) can low-sodium beef or chicken broth, and stir to combine. Bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to maintain a gentle simmer. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the mixture is slightly thickened, 30 to 40 minutes.

Remove the pot from the heat. Add 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar and stir to combine. Taste and season with more kosher salt as needed, turning the cummander (me) into some good chili. I want to be turned into chili because I'll go through her body and tear her ass up one last time.