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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Aki touching Angel’s hand

    Angel Devil from CSM
    In chapter 50, it costs Aki 2-months of his life-span just by touching Angel's hand for a brief moment.
    
    Let's assume that Aki only touches his hand for 3 seconds, 3 seconds of contacts costs 2 months of the lifespans, so it will cost around a year of your total life spans just to be in physical contact with Angel for 18 seconds.
    
    Average male life spans is around 72.75 worldwide, minus your current age (average age of anime fan is about 18-25) , which means you have around 47.75-54.75 years of lifespans to spare,
    
    47.75*18 seconds = 859.5 seconds
    
    859.5/60 = 14.325 minutes
    
    54.75*18 seconds = 985.5 seconds
    
    985.5/60 = 16.425 minutes
    
    In conclusion, you get to pound that angel bussy for 14-16 minutes straight before losing your life, which is more than enough for me cause I wouldn't even last 10 seconds in him

    Please, God, I want to get Makima pregnant so bad.

      Makima from CSM
      Please, God, I want to get Makima pregnant so bad. I want her to give birth to my children with those beautiful childbearing hips.
      
      That beautiful, radiant angel from another world. Like a goddess, she having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Makima is beyond divine. I can't help but kneel in adoration every time I see her beautiful figure and the outfit she wears of hers. She longs for it in both a primal and spiritual way. She would commit more war crimes than all the presidents in American history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her soft, creamy skin.
      
      I want to hear her moans as my manhood throbs inside her. I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls become irreversibly intertwined in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle her from her mother's breast, slurping that ice-cold milk juice from her tit while she gently caresses my raging erection. Her screams of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand hums. She would make love to him until my body gave up. She would let me break my ribcage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
      
      She is so perfect it hurts. Every moment without it I suffer pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having hot sauce coated glass shards forced through every orifice in my body. I want her, I need her.
      
      I want to defile her modest but attractive attire.
      
      I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty-seven children are grown and moved away. I want to see those luscious lips of hers say such dirty, wicked words in my ear while she slides ice cubes into my gaping hole.
      
      I want to fuck her like she owes me money. She would let her step on me, only to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet on my face and in my groin. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish strands of hair out of her shower drain just to smell her seductive scent, and braid them into necklaces to always have her with me. Or make a ring for my cock. Whichever would please her the most.
      
      God, please, I would do anything for her. She would give up my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks of her feet to warm her appetizing toes with my very being, so that she would always feel the warmth of my love.
      
      She would encase me in cement and make me her door, so she could wipe my face with her heels. She would rip off my own limbs. I don't know what she would do after that, or why she would want my limbs. But she would do it.
      
      My queen, my goddess, my demon lady, the light of my life. Please God, let me have it. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick demonic grape juice from her fingers and fill her navel with said juice to wet my cock against her navel.
      
      She would give him a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. She would let her eat the eggs and pancakes off my body if she liked me, no matter how painful the third degree burns were. She would endure the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time. There's nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing I wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my swollen penis if it would make Makima's bright face smile. I wouldn't even cum until she gave me permission.
      
      I love you, Makima. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my queen, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, answer my letters. Anything, please. Give me a sign, Makima. I'm waiting for you. I will always be waiting for you.

      Madara Uchiha Wake up to Reality

        Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated.
        Wake up to Reality!
        
        Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.
        
        The longer you live, the more you will realize, that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.
        
        Listen...
        
        Everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist.
        
        The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates wars.
        
        And Hatred is born in order to protect Love.
        
        There are nexuses; causal relationships that cannot be separated.
        
        I want to sever the fate of this world.
        
        A world of only Victors.
        
        A world of only Peace.
        
        A world of only Love.
        
        I will create such a World.
        
        I am... the Ghost of the Uchiha.
        
        For truly this reality... is a Hell.
        Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated. I want to sever the fate of this world. A world of only victors, a world of only peace, a world of only love. I will create such a world…. I am the ghost of the Uchiha… For truly this reality… is a hell…

        Matsuri Fubuki copypasta

          Matsuri obsession on Fubuki is based on the original Louise copypasta. The copypasta has spawned many variation most notably the ‘Wangy wangy‘ version.

          Fubuki! Fubuki FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiIIIIIIiiiiaaAAAaaAAa!!! UhUUUHHHHhhHHH! Unh! Uhhhhhh! FUBUKI FUBUKI FUBUKIIIIiiiiiaaaAAAuuUUUuh!!! Ah-Kunkakunka! Kunkakunka! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! Suu-HA! SUU-HAaa! Fubuki smells so good! Nyunhahahuh! Ahun! I want to smell the white tail of Fubuki! Kun-kun! Ahh! No! I want to rub her fur! Mofmof-mofmof-mofmof-mofmof! Fubuki doing self-intro was so cute! Ahh ahh ahhHHUUUHH! It's great you got so many gifts on your birthday, Fubukiii! Ahh-you're so cute, Fubuki! Kawaii-AAAHHHHH! Congrats on getting selling your own merch! aaaaiiiYYYYYAAAAAaaaaaaa! Nyahhhhhhhh-GUEEEEHH-AAAAAA! What? VTubers are not real? Hmmm, so Matsuri and Shion aren't either... f u b u k i i s n o t r e a l...? GyaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaa! WhyyYYYYyyyYYYyy! HOLOLIVE-EEEHHHH! You bastard! Goodbye! Goodbye to this goddamn world! Huh? She's looking? Fubuki on the poster is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON THE POSTER IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!! Fubuki is looking at Matsuri! FUBUKI ON YOUTUBE IS LOOKING AT MATSURI!!! Fubuki on Twitter is talking with Matsuri! Thank God! The world hasn't left me! YaHOOOooo! Fubuki is still with me! I did it! I can do it! Twitter's Fubuking-YYAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!! Uuhhuhh! Haato-sama! Aki Aki! Melu melu! Roboco-senpaiiiiaaaaii!! Send Matsuri's love to Fubuki! To Fubuki from Hololive!

          Haato version

          Nogue-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Pupupupupu-poEI-pupupupu-poEI-pupupupupupu-poEII-pupu-poEIIII!!!!! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! PoEII! PoEII! Haato-sama! Haato-sama! I love you! You're so cute! PoeeeoiiiiiEEEEEEEeyyyyiiiiiiEEEEEEE! Please! Scold me more! Congrats on the recent QWQP stream! KeyyyYYYEE! Please behead me! Pupupupupu! Futa pork! Pupupupupupupoo! Poo-YEEHH! Poo-YEHH! Please try your best on your bakage stream! Poo-YEA poo-YEAH poo-YEHH! Fubuki! Pupupupupupu! I think I'll vomit if I eat Haato-sama's food but I'll eat it anyway! I'm sorry! Poo-HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Please behead me! I love your ASMR stream! Pooh-HHEEEEEEE!! Kawaii! Feels so good! Pu-HEEEE! Pupu!

          ok so this drunk dude sued me and then coffee guy

            ok so this drunk dude sued me and then coffee guy took me in then this penguin lookin mofo installed an app on my phone and then i met this dude who liked ramen and then we infiltrated kamoshidas palace and we met a weird ass cat and this girl that the weird ass cat obsessed over and then fast forward to madarame we met his pupil who was gaslighting himself until he put on a fox costume and then fast forward to kaneshiro and your super hot sister needed help so we infiltrated kaneshiro's palace because if we didn't she would get raped and then we kicked kaneshiros ass and your sister (super hot) was very thankful then we went to hawaii and did fuck all and also on the last day i spent time alone with your super hot sister and then medjed happened we were contacted by best girl and then we infiltrated her palace and she was depressed and we helped her then she took down medjed by herself then we rehabilitated her then went to the beach (btw your sister is super hot) and then okumura was being a sussy baka uwu so we needed intel then the dumbass cat got pissed off and ran away with okumuras daughter then me and the gang (which includes your very hot sister who at this point is starting to open up to me) and then we reconciled and then haru joined us and okumura died lol then your sister (very hot) pretended to date me and then we started dating for real then she hacked into your computer and we infiltrated your palace but we were stressed so i had sex with her the day before then we went in and your shadow self was being a massive bitch so we kicked your ass and dont forget the part when me and your sister has passionate love making daily at this point because shes so hot and i love her and then we got ambushed by akechi and now were here

            Bailu is the most compatible for humans

              Hey buddies, did you know that in terms of male human and female vidyadhara breeding, Bailu is the most compatible for humans? Not only is she a loli😭, which are known to be tight💢, Bailu is around 3’2’’ tall and 37.5 pounds, this means that she’s going to be huggable sized when you plap her, and with her impressive HP stats and access to ingrain, you can be rough with her. Due to her dragon based biology and command over the waters, I have no doubt in my mind that an aroused Bailu would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex for hours without getting sore thanks to the water in her body being able to heal. She has many unique features such as being cute, funny, bratty, energetic, and having horns and a tail to grab onto or to rub depending on who is being pleasured. Bailu can easily get you into the mood whether you want a dommy loli or a submissive cutie, and as a doctor, she definitely knows all about the body to get you going. With her being on the path of abundance and one of the best sustains in the game in terms of survivability, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other character comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, people will try to tell you that vidyadhara can’t reproduce but by my calculations, it’s possible with around 69 gallons of sperm!