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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I’m sick of Xingqiu.

    Xingqiu
    I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xingqiu. I try to play Ayato. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I want to play Hu Tao. Her best team has Xingqiu. I want to play Hyperbloom, National - they both want Xingqiu. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Fav. He isn't satisfied. I pull R5 Sac Sword. "I don't need this much er" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Yelan and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Mistsplitter." I can't pull for Mistsplitter, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He summons his rain swords. He says "Witness the power of Guhua." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unrivaled hydro application. What a cruel world.

    Based on the original ‘I’m so tired of Xiangling‘ copypasta


    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Neuvillette.

      Neuvillette
      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Childe. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Raiden, Nahida- Neuvillette needs them for hyperbloom.I want to play Furina, Neuvillette maximizes her buffs. He steals my Venti for the grouping, and Zhongli for the shields, 5 archons. I spend primogems and resin pulling and building 8 characters for the abyss, he goes solo anyways. He grabs me by the throat. I farm bilets for him. I forge for him. I give him the Prototype Amber. He isn't satisfied. I pull for the widsth. "Not enough crit DMG" He tells me. "I can deal more damage with Tome." I can't pull for Tome, I don't have enough primogems, i might even lose to Homa. "I need interuption resistance" He tells me. "Pull for c1" I don't need c1, i have Zhongli anyways. He ignores me. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Bow your head." He drops his balls. "Be sanctified" Monsieur Neuvillette says as he starts levitating. There is no hint of sadness in his eyes, he blasts all over my face. Nothing but pure, draconic, hydro application. What a cruel world.

      Original version was about Xiangling

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Monsieur Neuvillette. I try to play Diluc. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Wanderer. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Furina. Her best team has Monsieur Neuvillette. He grabs me by the throat 😩. I killed countless innocent seals for him. I farm marachussy hunter set for him. I give him my Baizhu's R5 prototype amber. He isn't satisfied. I give him my Yae's Kagura's Verity. "I don't need this passive" He tells me. "Just give me interrupt resistance" He grabs Zhongli and forces him to erect his pillar and shield him. "You just need to pull my C1. I can deal more damage and not need Zhongli anymore" I can't pull for his C1, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." A bunch of Gardes and Gardemeks appeared. He says "Gardes, escort them to the Fortress of Meropide." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unaldurated damage from his insane multipliers and aoes. What a cruel world. 

      Please God, I want to impregnate Furina so bad.

        Please God, I want to impregnate Furina so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Furina is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary street clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
        
        I want to suckle at her rainy bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
        
        She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
        
        I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
        
        God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
        
        My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
        
        I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Furina's shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
        
        I love you, Furina. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Furina. I'm waiting for you.
        
        I’ll always be waiting for you.

        Lady Furina is really important for Fontaine!

          Lady Furina is really important for Fontaine! She plays a major role in the economy of the country. As the main source of entertainment for most of her people, her pride pushing her on the scene. She wants to be seen as hardworker and powerfull but she is small and cute!
          
          Archons comes in all sort of colors and shape! The interesting part about lady Furina is the taste of her fluids, it taste like water and her sweat is different based her mood causing a change in saltiness! Fascinating is it not? 😍💦👅🫦
          
          The laws of Fontaine consider ber the equal of Humans so it's possible to have het as a partner, as I have!💍
          
          You see lady Furina is my wife, my blue godess. I fell in love the first time we met, sunset on the horizon, alone on the square.
          
          I proposed to her right away (she very cute), at first she was confused, but she quickly whispered yes under her breath, I was overjoyed. She tried to run away in embarassment but I caught up to her and we consumed our love right in a dark alley! ❤️❤️❤️
          
          She is so cute, behind her strong hardworking façade hides a shy and cute wife (She says she's not but it's a game we have)! In fact everytime she sees me she cries tears of joy, it's sad im a busy man so I can't make love to her everyday. I have to leave after I made sure she understands how much I love her!
          
          Recently I noticed people in blue stalking her, they must have noticed how cute she is (as I did). But I was angry at them, Furina is MY wife! I went to our home to have a talk with her about the creeps stalking her, she was very scared as I told her so I had to calm her. You see my wife is very noisy every time we do it (she is very shy), the creeps must have taken this opportunity to attack me and my wife! In our own home! 😡
          
          I tried to defend my crying wife but they knocked me out! I woke up to something called a "trial" I screamed about how "Furina is small and frail" and what I would do to them if they ever touched my adorable wife! 😡💢💢
          
          And then... I saw her on the other side of the room, they made her cry! I went in a blind rage! I don't remember exactly what happened next, I remember a tall blue cunt screaming nonsense like "Aggravated assault" (?) and other dumb stuff like "sexual harassment" "false imptisonment" and "sexual assault"🤯. What I remember clearly is when he said I had a "restraining order" on my wife! **DO YOU BELIEVE THIS!**😡 How can any normal men resist the urge to get closer to something as cute as Furina! They also said I must be locked in a place called "jail" for 100 years! 100 YEARS without seeing MY hot sexy wife!🤮🫨😵😰 This is a crime against life itself! I swear I won't stay there for long! I'll leave, rip the insides off of this stupid blue cunt and get as far as possible with MY wife! 😡❤️‍🩹💢💢💢
          
          THEY WILL ALL PAY AND I WILL DICK DOWN MY WIFE ON A BED MADE OF THEIR FACIAL SKIN AS I FORCE THEIR DISEMBODIED HEAD TO WATCH ! ! !

          Stop saying that you’re Furina’s number one fan. You’re not YOU’RE NOT!

            Stop saying that you’re Furina's number one fan. You’re not YOU’RE NOT!
            
            I fucking hate it when I open the comment section of a Furina post and I see people saying they are “Furina's number one simp” or anything between those lines. Because you’re not because I already AM. I’ve already claimed that title. I bet most of you aren’t real Furina fans. Real Furina fans (Me) loved her before she got popular. Before her in-game debut. When we only had the icon leak. When she had 9 pixels in total and everyone (who even acknowledged the leak) fucking hated her. THAT’S WHAT QUALIFIES TO EVEN MAKE YOU A FURINA ENJOYER! All of you are fucking fakes. None of you can fucking fathom how much I adore Lady Furina, the God of Justice and Hydro Archon. I have 2 Furina body pillows (That I hide from my family, unfortunately they are normies.) 4 Furina figures (2 of which are duplicates), 5 Furina plushies, mini and large cardboard cut outs and a shit ton of Furina fanarts that I’ve hung in my room.
            
            I am the ONLY true Furina fan. I think of Furina every hour of the day. When I piss, I think about holding hands with Furina while we both piss at a urinal (Or twin toilets if she prefers that, of course). When I eat? I fantasize about spoon feeding Furina. When I sleep? I dream about consensual handholding with Furina, When I shower? I imagine washing off the primordial seawater from Furina's body after Fontaine is swallowed, When I sit? I hallucinate Furina sitting on my lap and boasting about all the amazing things she’s done as I praise her and reassure her that I love her no matter what.
            
            Furina is my life, and in a couple weeks I will own the best C6 R5 triple crowned Furina. None of you will compare I currently have 5 jobs in order to afford her. And it will all be worth it at the end. So before any of you even THINK about being “Furina's number one fan” think of ME.

            Furina correction

              Furina getting corrected by okbuddy
              Based on the ‘Get pregnant‘ copypasta
              SASSY ARCHON 💢💢💢 YOU THOUGH WE WERE DONE FOR TODAY ⁉️ TIME FOR ROUND 2 YOU BRAT 💢💢💢 I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET PREGNANT TODAY 😡😡😡 UWOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHH CUNNY ARCHON 😭😭😭 SO CUTE 😭😭😭 SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 BUT SO BRATTY 😡😡😡 YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A BAD GIRL 😡😡😡 GET READY FOR A SERIOUS CORRECTION 💢💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PRRRRRREEEEEGNANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE UWOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭 IF YOU MAKE SUCH FACE 🥵🥵🥵 UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH YOU NAUGHTY GIRL 😡😡😡 IM GONNA PUMP YOU FULL WITH MY HOT CUM 🥵🥵🥵 AND YOU WILL BEAR ME TRIPLETS 👶👶👶😭😭😭 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 BRATTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY CUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY ARCHONNNNNNNNNNNNN 😭😭😭 HERE CUMS MY CORRECTIONNNNNNNNN 💢💢💢 LET ME FILL YOU UP 💧💧💧 AND STRETCH YOUR INSIDES 😭😭😭 WITH GALLONS OF MY STICKY SEMENNNNNNNNNNNN 🥵🥵🥵 IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM INSIDE CUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭 NNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH 💦💦💦 HNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHAAAAAHHHHHHH 💦💦💦 HNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAAAW 💦💦💦 uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...💦💦💦 uuuuuhhhhhh...💦💦💦 ughhhhhh...💦💦💦 huhh... huhh... unhhh... uhh... uhh... 😭😭😭😭😭😭
              UOOOHHH💢 I WANT TO PLAP THIS BRATTY WATTER CUNNY SO HARD😭💦💦💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭PLAP PLAP PLAP💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢😫😭
              Why are her shorts so tight, especially where her pussy is, huh? I mean you can clearly see her "V" shape just like that 😭😭😭 And she's like "yeah, I know you're staring at my pussy you pervert, yep. But I don't care, because there's nothing you can do to me anyway, can you~?" 💢💢💢
              
              I want to take those damn shorts off that bratty archon 😡😡😡 and wipe that cocky smirk off her sassy face sooooo fuckinggggg baddddd buddies 😭😭😭 god fcking damn she requires a hardcore correction with a dick 💢💢💢 I just want to take those shirts off and shove my hard pent up cock into her tight little slit in one swift motion and teach her some manners, put her in place 😡😡😡 I just want to fuck her with all my strength and PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP the shit out of her soooooo baaaaaaddddddd arghhhhhhhhh 🥵🥵🥵💢💢💢 and I want to make her promise me that she will never wear those lewd shorts ever again 🥵🥵🥵 She will do so of course, however in front of me this naughty brat 😭😭😭 will try to wear them anyway, in attempt to provoke me for even more brutal correction sessions 💢💢💢 god she will get pregnant in an instant if she tries that I swear to you my buddies 🙏🙏🙏 THIS NEEDY BRAT WILL BE PREGNANT THE SECOND I SEE HER WEAR THOSE DAMN SHORTS AGAIN 💢💢💢 PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ PLAP ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANT ❗ GET PREGNANTEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 UWOOOOOOOGGGHHHHHHHH BRATTY ARCHON 💢💢💢 IS GETTING PREGNANTTTTTTT RIGHTTTTT FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOW 😡😡😡 NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭💦💦💦 NNNNNNNGGGGGGUUUUUUHHHHHH 😭😭😭💦💦💦 HNNNNGHHHHHHHAAAAA 😭😭😭💦💦💦 uuuuuuUUUUUuuuuhhhhhhhhh...huh...ugh...huhh...ugh...huhh...uh...😭😭😭😭😭😭
              Mm-hmm?
              
              furina...? 🤔
              
              Furina! 🤩
              
              FURINAAAAAAAA!!!!😭😭😭
              
              Tsukamaeta~!!! 🫱🥰🫲
              
              *inhaaaaaaale*👃💨 *exhaleeeee* 😮‍💨 Ahhhh... Good smell! ❤️👍
              
              Again! Ah Kunkakunka!👃 Kunkakunka!👃 SuuHaa! SuuHaa!👃💨👃 💨👃Armpits also Good smell…🤤🤤🤤 Mmmm~ Kunkun👃👃
              
              Ah! Almost forgot! I wanna mofmof❗🤤❗ Mofmof❗🤤❗ Mofmof❗🤤❗ Fluffy Hair Fluffy hair Mofmof❗🤤❗ Good Mofmof ❤️👍
              
              Sore jaa~ 🤤 Hajimete shimashou ka!
              
              *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵 *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵 *Clothes being ripped off sfx*🎵
              
              Kono female oyster🦪💢❗💢❗💢 Seducing adults ❗ Time to give CORRECTION 👺💢❗ 👺💢❗
              
              haah... haah... Ahaah... ahhhaaAAAAAAAAAA YOU BRAT! YOU FUCKING BRAT! CALLING ME A PATHETIC VIRGIN LOSER!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!
              
              PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶 PLAP 🎶
              
              UUUUOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KEEP POUNDING YOUR WET TIGHT omanko UNTIL IT CHANGES SHAPE TO FIT MY chinchin PERFECTLY!!!!!!
              
              PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗ PLAP❗
              
              NO! THIS ISN'T IT OVER YET! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY chinchin INSIDE YOUR omanko 24/7!!! SO NOW TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!
              
              UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
              
              
              ...
              
              🎶 *Ultra Instinct Theme (Official Version) Starts playing*🎶
              
              Paimon: Buddies...
              
              Buddies: Yes?
              
              Paimon: RoombaSUCC's finally reached it, hasn't he?
              
              Buddies: *smirks* Yes.
              
              Paimon: *grins with eyes twitching* Honestly. What an unbelievable guy! That form... That glow... That... That, indeed, is the Complete... Correction InstinctTM!
              
              *Pan to RoombaSUCC's chinchin glowing with a silver flame aura*
              
              ...
              
              
              Cum, Furina... Let me show you what true correction💢 is...
              
              PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕ PLAP❕
              
              Hmph It seems you can still stand. Then, take this and get pregaganant.
              
              🗣️🔊 SUPER EXTREME PLAPME... PLAPME... HAAAAAAAAAAAA❕❕❕❕❕
              
              HAAAAYYYYYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
              
              HHAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭
              
              UWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
              
              And now, to get you double, no, sextuple pregananteganante.
              
              🗣️🔊 SUPER EXTREME PLAPME... PLAPME... HA ver. BARYON RASENPLAP❕💢❕💢❕💢❕💢❕
              
              HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
              
              AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.....💢💢💢AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAGGAHHHHHHH....💢💢💢
              
              AAAGAGHHHHAHAHAHAGGHH........💢💢💢AAAHAHAGGAHAGAGAGGAGAGAHGGHGG.....💢💢💢
              
              UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 FURINA PUTANG INA MO!!!!! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! MABUNTIS KA ❤️ ! DI AKO TITIGIL NA TORJAKIN KA HANGGAT DI KA NABUBUNTIS !!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
              
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              🗣️🔊: You are now sextuple pregananteganante Furina.
              
              🗣️🔊: You belong to only me now.
              
              🗣️🔊: But remember... correction is never over. AND I WILL RETURN.
              
              Ejaculation sound 💦
              
              *Pan to Furina convulsing uncontrollably, her omanko oozing out cummies, her body also covered in cummies from head to toe. Then scene fades to black*
              
              Furina... Aishiteruze~
              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? 🧐 Not only is she a brat, which means she is in need of correction💢, Furina is an average of 4"03' tall and 83.9 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to healing, you can be rough with her. 🥵 Due to her mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Furina would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. 💦 She can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with incredibly short shorts to hide her pussy, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. 🤭 With her affinity to hydro, she can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. 🥳 No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make Furina turn white. ⚪️ Furina is literally built for human dick. 🥰 Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Hydro element means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more 🤤