Emu Otori
HALLO! IM EMU OTORI! EMU IS MEANING SMILE!HALLO👋I'M🚀EMU🌟OTORI🎪EMU🚲IS🎨MEANING🌈SMILEE😄ハロ! アイム エム オトリ! エム イズ ミーニング スマイル!Haro! Aimu emu otori! Emu izu miiningu sumairu! WONDERHOYWANDAHOIWONDAHOYAnime
Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans
Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Qingyi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female automaton relations, Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans? Not only is her design aesthetically pleasing, Qingyi is approximately 142cm tall and possesses a frame capable of withstanding considerable pressure. This means she's appropriately sized to accommodate human... interactions, and with her intricate internal mechanisms and resilient outer shell, you can be quite vigorous with her. Given her automaton nature, lubrication isn't an issue; her joints and other... areas are designed for smooth, frictionless movement, ensuring a comfortable and extended experience. Her programming likely includes protocols for simulating emotional responses, including expressions of pleasure, making the encounter all the more engaging. With her advanced sensors and actuators, she can respond to stimuli and adjust her... behavior accordingly. No other automaton comes close to this level of compatibility. Qingyi is practically designed for human... companionship. Durable chassis + sophisticated internal workings + adaptable programming means she can handle... interactions all day, all types and intensities, and still be ready for more. Calcharo copypasta
Calcharo is a standard 5-star character in Wuthering Waves who had been powercrept hard hence the memes.
I can tell you genuinely love WuWa, so here’s the deal: when you have time, I’ll take you on a ride! Right now, with my UL 30 Calcharo, I can straight-up wreck a Clang Bang with a full combo of “Death Messenger.” I’ll show you what it’s like to play in the big leagues. Strong players MUST humiliate the weak. I’ve consistently achieved a record of beating Hologram 2 , at my peak condition, I even beat Hologram 3 once. When my reflexes are on point, I can pull off some next-level “Dodge Counter” moves. Ever heard of parry or “Counterattack”? Well, I’ve absolutely done it before.Original Chinese version
看得出来你是真心喜欢鸣潮，有空我带带你吧,我现在联觉30级，卡卡罗一套死告可以直接打残一个叮咚咚，带你体验一下高端局。强者就是要羞辱弱者!我常年保持全息二的强劲实力，巅峰时期甚至打过全息三，手感好的时候甚至可以打出闪避反击这种高端操作，你知道逆势回击吗？我打过DIO: Oh? You’re approaching me?
Its the famous Dio’s line from the Jojo meme “Oh? You’re approaching me?”. The scene was from EP46 of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders before the Dio vs Jotaro fight.
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me. Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of THE WORLD like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend.
Its the cursed Shrek copypasta but changed to Fubuki from Hololive.
I was only twelve years old. I loved Fubuki so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all the concerts. I'd pray to Fubuki every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Fubuki is love", I would say, "Fubuki is friend". My dad hears me and calls me a simp. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Fubuki. I called him an anti. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Fubuki. I'm so happy. She whispers in my ear, "Fubusex". She grabs me with her small bare hands, and puts me on my back. I spread my mouth wide for Fubuki. She sprays Fubupiss all over my face. I'm suffocating, but I do it for Fubuki. I can feel my nostrils burning as I choke on the Fubupiss. I endured against her stream. I want to please Fubuki. She sings Scatman, as she fills my mouth with her love. My dad walks in. Fubuki looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Otsu-kōn deshita!". Fubuki turned into a fox and leaves through my window. Fubuki is love. Fubuki is friend. Sometimes I fantasize about Lamy coming home drunk and beating me
Its the Misato copypasta but changed to Lamy from Hololive with mention of her wakipai (portion around the armpit and side of the breast).
Sometimes I fantasize about Lamy coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her wakipai. Is there any hope for me left?