Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I can't watch Attack on Titan because I have a crush on Mikasa, so every time I watch I just can't control myself. I have depression because I can't have waifu in real life. What should I do? 
Be like Koenji. Koenji couldn’t care less about other people opinions. No one cares anyway. It’s all in your head. In reality, me and you are not as important as we think we are in other people lives. Do you remember the last time you classmate did something embarrassing back in 4th grade? No you don’t, cuz you don’t care. But that classmate to this day remembers at night and doesn’t wear that specific haircut , or doesn’t dress up a certain way, or stoped talking to girls or something. The truth is that asking people on internet who care even less about you. All they care about is whether it is funny or not to get themselves a good laugh. That’s it.
No one not only wouldn’t care. That’s too much too expect. No one even remembers you and me exist in a first place. Let alone that you had this embarrassing back pack. Why? Same reason you don’t remember all people you met. Do you wake up in the Morning and think off all embarrassing moments people did? No. Why ? Because you got your own life to live, busy picking what backpack to choose from, what to eat, how to do your goal, how to keep yourself healthy and well. You got your own life to run.
That’s why it is all in your head. The only person you should orient yourself around and ask opinion is DO YOU LIKE IT? If answer is no, then don’t wear it. If the answer is “yes for the memes” then wear it and smile when you put it on. No constantly looking at other people faces to see how they react to your backpack.
Be who you want to be. Be free. The biggest handicap is the fear of falling short of people’s expectations of you. Who you don’t care about anyway and who don’t care about you anyway. Be like Ayanokoji who went to ANHS to be free from his Father expectations. His father said “I can make a better life for you in WR”, Koji said “I will decide for myself what life is better for me and what is not”.
Choose actions that reflect your true self, and as result you’ll get results that would only happens if you made those specific choices. Do what inspires you, do what makes your eyes lit up. Do what you see as inherently valuable, that you would look at yourself in a mirror and say “If I can do that stuff just like that person, I think that would be pretty dang awesome and cool. I would become cool in my eyes.” You would make your dream come true. The genuine reflection of how you feel. Do that. Focus on that!
If you think that cool teens don’t wear that, then don’t wear it. If you think that this back back is cool anyway and you want to wear it despite anything, then wear it. Because when will be the next time you’ll be able to go to university in your favorite back pack? Or would you rather go to university with back back you never wanted to wear?
It seems small, but it is not small to YOU. Because it is Your life. And your life consists of those small choices.
If you make 20-50 of these kind of choices: what to wear, how to talk, with whom, what apps to use. What life to live. It will absolutely transform your life.
Treat yourself as you would treat a friend. What if your friend came to you and ask about back pack but you can clearly see that he wants to but too embarrassed. You would encourage him/her! Why? Because you want to see the sparkle in their eyes and smile that they do what they think is awesome ! You want them to stay true to themselves in that part of their character
Stay true to your character. Build your own dreams. Because if you don’t- no one else will. And you will live for the rest of your life wishing you did differently cuz now it sucks, and you do things you never wanted to do.
Life is tough already. Life breaks people already. Those people who killed and shunned their characters are depressed or constantly depend on something else.
Be happy
It is my ultimate fantasy to be gagged, tied up, and brutally assfucked by Ryomen Sukuna. I have accrued tens of thousands in debt attempting to fill this void with sexual "toys," including several custom dildos and a modified Sukuna-shaped doll with a twelve-inch pink strap-on. The wife and I are separated, and I have accepted the fact that I will never see my kids again. The only thing keeping her from divorcing me is the fear that she might be the final push into a deep, inescapable abyss, at the bottom of which lies my death. The truth is, I died two months ago on the night I met the love of my life. I came home from the last episode of season 2 rock hard, collapsing in the shower and sobbing at the realization that Sukuna would never, could never pin me down with his perfectly smooth body and strong arms, penetrate me with his absolutely incredible girth, and empty his huge, aching balls deep inside my tummy. I sat there all night, sometimes weeping, sometimes ramming my flaccid dick into the shower drain in frustration. It has been two months since that night. I feel nothing but grief. I have accepted that. My apartment is a squalid den of inescapable despair, filled with jizz-stained Sukuna dolls, cloudy cum-crusted Sukuna acrylic stands that were once colorful and vibrant, and tormented notes etched onto lewd posters of Sukuna. I abused my Sukuna body pillow so much to the point that it can no longer stand upright against a wall. It lies crude and lifeless on my bedroom floor like a rotting corpse with the sole purpose of occasionally being my personal cum sock. My only friends are the roaches. Thank you for writing this, it's the only thing keeping me sane in these dark times. Everyday during my Sukuna prayer hours, I pray for your well being and happiness. You are a gift to this world and I do not deserve to read this fic as a sinner. May Sukuna remain victorious, and I will continue to pray to him for you A god (sukuna) bless you
Uhhhmmm, g- guys? I have a little favor to ask, and I promise it won't take much of your time. Can we please stop sending lesbian touhou porn in the sub?
You see, my mom checks my phone every now and then (she's a bit of a gap youkai parent), and she already took it away once. It was really not fun, and she even went as far as blocking my favorite YouTuber, Dream, on our home network. I really don't want that to happen again, and I'm sure you guys can understand.
O- on a lighter note, can we talk more about My Little Pony and bronies? They are so cool, and I think we can all have a great time discussing our favorite characters, episodes, and fan theories. Plus, it's a topic my mom would be totally fine with, and I know many of you love MLP too!
So, to sum it all up, please let's stop sending lesbian touhou porn, and try to focus on more kid-friendly topics like My Little Pony and bronies. I really appreciate your understanding, and I hope we can keep having fun in this awesome subreddit!!!
With this treasure, I summon Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga
Based on the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Ruan Mei. I try to play Tingyun. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play pela. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play Bronya. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Ruan Mei. I want to play Kafka, Topaz. They both want Ruan Mei.
She grabs me by the throat. I babysit creations for her. I kill an emanator for her. I give her S5 memories of the past. She isn't satisfied. I pull Past self in mirror for her. "I don't need this effect if my ult will still take 4 turns" She tells me. "Give me any 5% err planar ornament set." She grabs my sustain and forces them to receive every point of damage from enemies. "You just need an err rope. I can do a 3 turn ult rotation without external energy sources."
“Pull e1” she says. I can't pull e1, I don't have enough Stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Ruan. She says "Sound lingers." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, 68% damage boost, 50% weakness break efficiency and 25% res pen. What a cruel world.