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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Myrtle Arknights

    Origin of the Myrtle copypasta
    I've started to play Arknights a few months ago. Yesterday I was pulling Mlynar's banner and I happened to got this short and cute red haired girl named Myrtle. So I decided to hear her voicelines. She is absolute wife material. Now I fantasize about Kal'tsit yelling at me and I go crying to Myrtle complaining. She comforts me and hugs me as she tells me I am doing a good job as I cry lying on her petite chest.

    are you Nah I’d Win because-

      Prove that Lobotomy Kaisen is real
      Are you the nah id win because you're the strongest or are you the stand proud because you're the with this treasure I summon? Always bet on hakari
      Are you strong because you Nah, I'd win, or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on Hakari. I'M YOU
      Are you the exception because you stand proud or do you stand proud because you are the exception?
      Is Jujutsu folk because they're Nah I'd Win? Or is Folk Jujutsu because With this treasure I summon JoGoat, who always bets on Hakari and with his Domain Expansion he says "I'm You" while bringing out 120% of their potential?
      are you strong because that’s how losers think or did you leave it all behind because you always bet on hakari and his overwhelming intensity
      Your honor, are you strong because your nah id win or do you always bet on hakari throughout heaven and earth with this treasure I summon the one who left it all behind.
      Are you Stand proud, You're Strong because your Nah I'd Win, or are you Nah I'd Win because you're Stand Proud, You're Strong?
      im left im right are you strong nah id win stand proud always bet on the volume to the honoured one who left it all behind
      Nah I’d with this treasure i summon or are you always bet on hakari because I alone am strong because.
      are you nah id win or are you id win nah because malevolent shrine or infinite void nah id win stand proud because honored one or mahoraga
      are you thoughout heaven and earth I alone am the kagurabachi because your nah I'd win or are you nah I'd win because your stand proud you are strong
      Are you the strongest because you’re Nah, I’d win or are you Nah, I” win because you’re the strongest
      those who inherited the curse of always betting on hakari the one who couldnt fully say nah id win they would all bear witness to the bare flesh...
      
      of stand proud sukuna, with this treasure i summon im you are you stand proud or are you nah id win because ur the strongest king of curses
      then he shrugged back in fear, "stand proud nah I'd win because you left it all behind, you're in his overwhelming intensity"
      After stand proud opened up his domain he said, are you, you are strong because you are I am you or are you the one who left it all behind and his ove
      After Stand Proud opened up his domain he said are you you are strong, because you are I'm you? Or are you the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity! because... with this treasure I summon...?
      
      The fingered simply answered... Nah, I'd win.
      Are you strong because your nah i'd win or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on hakari?
      Are you AHH because you're A? Or HH because you're HHA?
      Are you the win because you’d nah? Or stand proud because this treasure is how farmers think? Perchance.
      "Are we friends because we get no bitches or do we get no bitches because we're friends?"
      Are you the one who left it all behind because I’m you or are you 4 minutes and 11 seconds of throughout the farmers and the crops I alone am the potentialed one because stand proud you’re fucking monkeys because nah, I’d win
      NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN NAH, I'D WIN.

      Every Jujutsu Kaisen copypasta

      I’m sick of Itto

        Itto from Genshin
        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Itto. I try to play Ninnguang. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Noelle. My Itto deals more damage. I try to play Albedo. My Itto deals more damage. I want to play Gorou. His best team has Itto. I want to play Albedo, Zhongli - they both like Itto. He grabs me by the throat. I pull for him. I cook for him. I give him the R5 Whiteblind. He isn't satisfied. I buy R5 serpent spine. "I don't need this much crit rate" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Gorou and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Redhorn." I can't pull for Redhorn, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs Ushi. He says "Ushi, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unbridled raw Ushi damage. I am evaporated to dust.

        I’ve become so much like Cid Kagenou, it’s scary.

          Cid Kagenou
          I've become so much like Cid Kagenou, it's scary. I wear black coats, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say “I am atomic" (which means boom mf, in american.) I grew my hair out so I can appear as a background character and I absolutely care what people think so shut fuck up Alexia! I always leave an open wound, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am weak. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Alpha or Delta, both of whom remind me of Claire. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them burgers and insist on calling them Magu ronaldu. I just keep moving forward in the shadows, until my enemies are destroyed.

          Based on the original ‘I’ve become Eren Jaeger‘ copypasta

          STOP POSTING ABOUT FU XUAN

            STOP POSTING ABOUT FU XUAN! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My buddies on Reddit send me Fu Xuan porn, on Discord its fucking Fu Xuan porn. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Fu Xuan porn. I showed Honkai Star Rail to my girlfriend, and then I showed the characters and I said "Hey babe, when will you cosplay as Fu Xuan?! HAHA! UOOOOOOOOOOOOWGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "That remembered me of trailblazer silly jokes which remembered me of Fu Xuan" I looked at my penis, and I thought about her idle action that seems like she is kissing your cock "PENIS? MORE LIKE FUTA XUAN COCK" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

            The original copypasta was ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

            FUXUAN 😭 BRATTY DIVINER 😤💢 GET PREGNANT

              BRATTY DIVINER 😤😤😤😤😤😤💢💢💢💢💢💢THINKING YOU COULD CONTROL ME AND BOSS ME AROUND 😤😤😤😤😤😤 BIG MISTAKE YOU BRAT 😤😤😤😤😤💢💢💢💢💢💢 NOW LAY DOWN AND DO IT OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP 💦💦💦💦💦💦 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GETTTTTT PRRREEEGNANNNNNTTT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
              
              CuunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRATTTTTTYYYYY DIVVVVVEEENNNNEERRRRRRR UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE C-C-C-CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNN💦 💦 NNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNYYYYYYYYY 💦 💦 💦 💦 YYYYY!!! ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA BWOOOOOOOOOOP ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh... you yoouuu br—-brat——........................
              
              BRATTY DIVINER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRATTY DIVINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRATTY DIVINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRATTY DIVINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              
              !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💦 💦 take my.. ...MMMMmmMYY PONOS to your y-y-y- your- your- 😭😭😭 😭😭😭 😭😭😭 YOUR vvvvvvvVAGOOOO and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CACAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME J-J- j-j-j-j-jjj---j-jj- g gg--gh-g-jjg----ffffffffkkhkhhhhhh jj--jj-- J-J-J-J-JJ-J-- JJAAAAAAAMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN NNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE BRRRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTYYYYY CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NNGNGGUGUUUHHH HNNGGHHAHAAHHH uuuUUUuunnhhh.. ugh.... huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT PRRRRREEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGNNANNANNNNNNNNNNAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT
              STOOOOOOOP UOOOOOOWGH I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I WANNA BREED I CAN JUST THINK OF BREEDING FUXUAN MAKING A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM WITH HER SHE IS A PRESERVATION CHARACTER I'M SURE SHE CAN TAKE A LOT OF MY SADOMASOCHIST SHIT BEFORE GETTING TIRED UOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 A ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM? NO, A ENTIRE SOCCER LEAGUE