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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

POV: You sit next to a weeb

    If somebody ever unironically calls themselves otaku, you run in the opposite direction
    Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭

    Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM

      Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it's called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡
      Uhm😤 by the way👩MOM 🙆They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons 📺💻it's called 😡ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!?! 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅NOT CHINESE!!! 🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!!!!🇯🇵 🎌 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏🙇👎to me and my Waifu 👫💏RIGHT NOW 😡😠

      Coming out to my parents as animesexual.

        Most unbelievable part of this is the Sakura pillow
        So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”

All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the cum rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?

        kurapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊

          HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
          koorapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ HAPPY GUITAR SOLO 🎸 😌
          kurapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescribable💋emptiness❤ HAPPY GUITAR SOLO
          💥🎸 GUITAR SOLO 🎸💥
          koorapika😳is🤸‍♀️now✨G U N D H A M T A N A K A✨🐹
          Kurapika😳is🤸‍♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊in an🐳indescribable🔥emptiness😔
          köörapicka 😜 is 🖐 now 👤 drowning 🌊 in 🏡 an 😹 indescribable ❌ emptiness 🕳

          Ever since I got fit

            Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters

I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist

            Response to translation of “lolicon” to “pedophile”

              Literally 1984
              Thanks for reminding me why I watch fansubs. Tired of these shitty localizations pushed by “politically correct” corporations in order to appease the blue-haired progressives of Twitter and Reddit.

The technical difference between “lolicon” and “pedophile” absolutely does exist, and in an academic or legal context, or among otaku characters making specific use of the term, it is definitely better to leave it as lolicon.

Edit: Lol mayo monkeys raging when confronted with any criticism towards their linguistic imperialism.