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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.

how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

    Mizuki from Arknights

    Least insane Arknights post on r/0sanitymemes by u/alezcoed.

    how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

Mama namie said this herself, a jellyfish has 4 gonads, if you don't know Gonads are the reproductive glands that produce sperm in males and eggs in females, he literally HAS 4 BALLS that you could play with, also did you know that a jellyfish could lay as many as 45.000 eggs in a single night?

Imagine being sprayed by that much of sperm, when mizuki nutted, he could singlehandedly bukkake you and drown you in his sperm, to be honest I really want to swim in his sperm and let him fertilize all of his babies inside of me, it is within my dream that he would reap my insides and overload me so easily

It's just his human form, now imagine if he would rapes me in his seaborn form, I want him to use all of his tentacles to fill all of my holes while other tentacles tying me down so that I couldn't move at all, it makes me so horny just to think about it, I want him to devour me and eat me whole while my insides are keeps being ravaged by this cute little jellyfish

    This subreddit is trash man

      Its a valid crashout by u/Requires_jelly in the Chainsawfolk sub after years of cringe unfunny memes.

      This subreddit is trash man

Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.

This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.

And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.

I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.

Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.

I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.

You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.

If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.

To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.

And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.

I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.

      Nimi sings horribly. I love it

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        Nimi Nightmare is a vtuber that used to be Ceres Fauna from Hololive before she graduated (retired).

        Nimi sings horribly. I love it. 

Nimi can't sing for shit. Not a single note hit, couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.

I have never told her this and I never will. Singing makes her happy. Seeing her happy makes wretched days a little brighter. Sea shanties, anime intros, etc- anything she wants to sing, I'll happily listen to. She's sung me to sleep before. It took a while, but I eventually fell asleep. It made me feel extremely loved.

I could be silently irate about something and hear her singing in another room; her off key caterwauling will make me smile to myself and chuckle. I know everything will be okay. I absolutely dread the day that my world falls silent ot even worse- into key.

        I want to become max from brawl stars

          Max from Brawl Stars

          Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.

          Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore."

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh

            Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.

They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"

I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.

            The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans’ goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices.

              TLDR: Review bombing came after devs wanted to nerf Red Sheet Sinclair & Faust while promising compensation for anyone who pulled for Faust. Asian players livid and send death threats, Western players mostly alright. Nerfs canceled now players who pulled for Faust expecting to received compensation now angry. 

              The developers of this game have shamelessly exploited their fans' goodwill, repeatedly pushing the boundaries of disrespect through their predatory practices. Their constant, arbitrary alterations to core gameplay mechanics while ignoring community feedback entirely reveals them as nothing but deceitful charlatans and heartless profiteers in gaming disguise. What began as a promising title has completely lost its soul to corporate greed - each update now serves as another cash-grabbing scheme. I strongly advise all players to abandon this sinking ship. As for the development team? They'd better watch their backs. Given their shameless exploitation of the player base, I wouldn't be surprised if an outraged player took matters into their own hands someday. Consider this fair warning to the entire company: karma's coming for your unscrupulous business practices.