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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


I love, Sayaka Maizono.

    Originally for Nanahira the singer and VTuber, the copypasta has been adopted to fit other fictional characters.

    I really love Sayaka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers, whether it be from the game or anime, English or Japanese. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her, or even just get a millisecond glimpse at her beauty. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I play or watch Danganronpa so that I can see her listen to her beautiful voice once more. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Kakyoin-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Sayaka. Sayaka consumes my thoughts day in and day out, like an insatiable flame burning within me. Her presence fills every corner of my mind, leaving no room for anything else. Every moment spent away from her feels like an eternity, each heartbeat echoing her name. I find solace in the mere thought of her, a beacon of light guiding me through the darkest of nights. Her voice, oh her voice, it resonates deep within my soul, stirring emotions I never knew existed. It's as if every word she utters is a melody crafted just for me, a symphony of love that envelops me entirely. I find myself lost in the depths of her songs, swept away by their beauty and grace. And oh, the mere idea of meeting her in the flesh sends shivers down my spine. To bask in her presence, even for the briefest of moments, would be a dream come true. I yearn to gaze into those captivating eyes, to feel her warmth against my skin, to share a moment of pure connection with the one who holds my heart captive. But alas, she remains but a distant star in the vast expanse of the universe, forever out of reach yet always within my reach. I cling to the hope that one day our paths will intertwine, that fate will guide us towards each other and grant me the chance to profess my undying devotion. Until then, I will continue to cherish her from afar, pouring my love into every thought, every word, every action. For Sayaka is not just a person to me, she is my muse, my inspiration, my reason for being. And as long as she exists, my love for her will burn eternal, a flame that can never be extinguished.

    I don’t need Godjuna

      Source
      As I mumbled these words a blowing despair arrived. A fierce wind that doesn't allow the existence of living things. Therefore, it's not a wind. It's my will to save, and my gacha addiction is crushed by its pressure. "gah" My eyeballs are burning. My phone on flames. I can't lift my fingers anymore. There is no pain. Feeling pain is too human for this place. Keep farming. Why am I here? Keep farming. For who am I farming for? Get enough eggs. Why do I farm eggs? He has only one banner Who am I saving SQ for? Pass through the wind and move forward. .... I don't want to make it.

I can't save, no matter how hard I try. I can't stop rolling, no matter how determined I am. I try to clench to my SQ with my whole existence on the line. If I can, I'll be able to have enough for her.

My eyeballs are crushed. My vision fades away. Within it...

I see an unbelievable image.

He's standing. He's doing incredible damage on the other side. ―――As if it's a matter of course. He walks forward, white hair billowing behind him.

"Ahh, ah."

Strength is back into my body

The Dark God takes no notice of me. Set in a stern expression, his face is slightly turned away, showing no interest in me as the wind rushes to engulf me.

The Master cannot stand a chance against the second banner. He knew there's no future for his saving. Nor he can get him with what he has.

But he...

'――――You don't need me, huh?'

As these word reached to my ears. I have finally realized....

" ――――""I don't need Junao"...my ass...'"

My vision fires up. My mind's clear.

"it's not I don't need you...IT'S I WANT YOU――――!"

I pass the Dark God with all my might.

HIS POWERMOD'S AMAZING. HIS ANIMATION'S BEAUTIFUL HIS VOICELINES MAKES ME WET. ASH ON HIS BANNER TOO. THIS BANNER'S PEAK FGO BoTW! ONLY A FOOL CAN THINK OF SKIPPING THIS BANNER.

I step up onto the ground. The wind's died down. Only few hours remained before his arrival.

      Dearest Arlecchino, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is Zy0x

        Origin

        The copypasta started from Zy0x (Genshin streamer) tweet about Arlecchino after her official artwork has been posted by Hoyoverse. Arlecchino is a popular upcoming Genshin Impact character that has gained a lot of fans due to her androgynous appearance.

        Dearest Arlecchino, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is Zy0x, but you can call me Nick. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Lyney and Lynette (Freminet doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period. I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a villain, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness,generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fontainiane beaches (I speak french), and swim with the seals.I have always loved pyro, both the element and the characters, and you are my fire (the one desire (believe when i say i want it that way)). I will give you all of my Diluc's artifacts if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon! 
        Dearest Arlecchino, I am writing you this letter to introduce myself. My name is Zy0x, but you can call me Nick. I would love to get to know you better. I am good friends with both Lyney and Lynette (Freminet doesn't talk much) and have heard wonderful things about you. If you would ever happen to have even an ounce of free time, it would be my pleasure -- nay, my honour to accompany you during that period.

I have been known as a hero, of sorts (or a villain, if that sounds better to you) and have been known for my benevolent acts of kindness, generosity, and grace. If possible, being blessed by your presence over the course of the weekend or whenever you happen to be available, would allow us to connect and better learn about each other. We could go to the Fontainiane beaches (I speak french), and swim with the seals.

I have always loved pyro, both the element and the characters, and you are my fire (the one desire (believe when i say i want it that way)). I will give you all of my Diluc's artifacts if you so desire. I would be honoured and am eagerly awaiting your response. See you soon!

        Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is.

          Now listen here you lil shit, you know well enough who tf Rem is, I just said it you mf. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem fucking keeps losing her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh, you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking Rem joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance.
          Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Aqua keeps trying her best and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “wHo’S rEm” or “bLuE - hAiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance. Unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her an actually cares about her
          Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well that Rem isn’t the blue-haired version of Ram. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem is having a serious problem with her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “WHo’S rEm” or “bLuE-HaiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance, unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her and actually cares about her

          FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS (Favonius copypasta)

            I FUCKING 👌👿 LOVE 👨💓 FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS I LOVE ENERGY 🔌🔌 RECHARGE AND 👏 ENERGY 🔌 PARTICLES I LOVE PERFECT 💯👌 ROTATIONS FUCK 👊🖕 IRON STING🎈 KAZUHA 🙅 FUCK AQUA SIMULACRA YELAN FUCK 👌 SAC BOW 🏹🏹 DIONA YOU 👋❌ GET 1* 〰💦 IN 🚪 THE ABYSS CHAMBER AND 😍🎅 YOUR BURST ISNT ❌❌ FILLED 🔋😩 UP LOSER IF FA🅱️ONIUS IS NOT BIS 🏆 THEN YOUR CHARACTER IS PISS 💦 I 👱👈 WISH 🌠🌠 I 👁 COULD 💖💖 SHOVE 💏 👏👅 ZHONGLI'S FA🅱️ONIUS LANCE UP MY A...

Mfs be like "why can't I get my burst up with Iron Sting Kazuha😔😔" you have no ER bro🧐You know what would solve that⁉️ FAVONIUS WEAPONS💥💥💥

Problems with Xiangling burst not recharging? The art of FA🅱️ONIUS will guide you to the salvation of 36 stars ⭐⭐ FA🅱️ONIUS Bennett, FA🅱️ONIUS Xingqiu, F🅰️🅱️ONIUS Fischl will guide you through these tough times of no ER👌👌 Huh? Overkill ER you say?🤨 You can never have too much ER🥶 Big PP DMG is temporary 😰 Constant and fluid rotations is ETERNAL🗣️🗣️🗣️F🅰️🅱️ONIUS will save your soul.😇 C2 Zhongli in co-op? Look no further than F🅰️🅱️ONIUS LANCE, keep your local Xiao and Hu Tao from dying today 🙏🙏 Huh? 40 Cost Burst you say? ER NO🅱️LESSE for the MAXIMUM BUFFS🔥🔥 1 hit of a Fa🅱️ GREATSWORD and Chongus will be bursting .1 seconds after cooldown ends👍👍PRAISE ENERGY RECHARGE💯💯💯LOVE AND CHERISH PROPER ROTATIONS🎉

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of fav. I try to use crit weapons. Fav is better. I try to use 5* weapons. Fav is better. I try to use other ER weapons. Fav gives more energy. I try not to use Sac. I want to play Iron Sting Kazuha. His best build uses fav. I want to play Yelan, Shenhe. They both want fav. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I pull on the weapon banner for it. I give it crit rate. It isn't satisfied. I pull Elegy. "That's not enough er" It tells me. "Put me on more characters." It grabs all my supports and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to give me more crit rate. I can generate energy more reliably at R5." I can't pull on the weapon banner, I don't have enough primogems. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Barbara. It says "Barbara, excommunicate him from the Church of Favonius." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, clear energy particles. What a cruel world