Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Charon from Reverse 1999.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Charon. I try to play Mercuria. Charon is better. I try to play Flutterpage. Charon is BiS. I replace a character on the dynamo team with Recoleta, but it’s not Charon. I want to play Lucy. Her best team has Charon. I want to play Brume, Enigma. They both want Charon.
He grabs me by the throat. I save clear drops for him. I spend money. I pull scam banner for him. He isn’t satisfied. “Pull me for dynamo” he tells me. “You need me for dynamo wheelchair.” He grabs every dynamo character and throws them into irrelevancy. “You just need me for Dynamo. I can quickly charge field to level 3.”
I can’t pull for Charon, I lost scam banner. He blocks me from clearing focused flashback. “Guess this is the end.” He grabs his pendant. He says “sacrifice holds meaning only in its warning—life is delicate and easily lost.” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes because he doesn’t have any. Nothing but pure, unrivaled dynamo buffs. What a cruel world.