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Powerplex speech

    Its from the opening scene of S03E06 of Invincible where Powerplex was introduced with a monologue of him seeking revenge towards [Title card].

    You're not listening! This isn't about me! This is about the thousands of people Invincible murdered, and the countless other lives Invincible destroyed! Why is Invincible above the law?! Why does Invincible never pay for his crimes? Where is Invincible when people are trying to put their world back together?! What do I want? I want the truth! I want justice! I want INVINCIBLE!
    You're not listening! This isn't about me! This is about the thousands of people [Title card] murdered, and the countless other lives [Title card] destroyed! Why is [Title card] above the law?! Why does [Title card] never pay for his crimes? Where is [Title card] when people are trying to put their world back together?! What do I want? I want the truth! I want justice! I want [Title card]!
    You’re not listening! This isn’t about me. This is about the thousands of people [Invincible] murdered and the countless other lives [Invincible] destroyed. Why is [Invincible] above the law? Why does [Invincible] never pay for his crimes? Where is [Invincible] when people are trying to put their world back together?

Okay, buddy, we hear you. So, what do you want?

What do I want? I want- I want the truth! I want justice! I want [Invincible]!

    Eggman announcement

      Eggman announcement copypasta
      Original

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED WITH JINHSI NOW

        Its a series of ongoing Wuthering Waves memes featuring the leader of each nation imploring Rover (the protagonist) to breed with the women of their choice. It was inspired by the Redfield bloodline meme where Christ Redfield wants Leon to bang his sister Claire to continue their bloodline.

        Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW

        LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW. THE FUTURE OF JINZHOU DEPENDS ON IT. THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF THIS ONE'S CALCULATIONS HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO SELECTING THE IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE.
DO NOT WASTE THIS CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED JINHSI NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        Listen kid, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA

        LISTEN, KID, YOU MARRY MY CARLOTTA, YOU GET BEAUTY, BRAINS, AND A BLOODLINE THAT COMES WITH GLORY AND FORTUNE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, NOT LIKE THOSE DIRTY BACKWATER SLUM PEASANTS IN JINZHOU, WHO'D SELL THEIR OWN GRANDMOTHER FOR A DISCOUNT ON OLIVE OIL. THE MONTELLI FAMILY? WE GOT HONOR, POWER, AND SUNDAY DINNERS SO GOOD THEY MAKE GROWN MEN WEEP. DO YOU THINK THE JINNYZHOU CAN OFFER YOU THAT? PLEASE. THEIR WINES ARE DOGWATER, THEIR EGG AND FLOUR PRICES ARE JACKED TO THE SKY. DO YOU THINK THEY CAN OFFER YOU A FEAST? YOU'D EAT PLAIN RICE AND BEANS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WANT A QUEEN BY YOUR SIDE AND A DYNASTY BEHIND YOU? MARRY CARLOTTA. YOU WANT A LIFETIME OF HEADACHES AND LIVING LIKE A PEASANT FOREVER? BE MY GUEST- GO BACK TO JINZHOU.

        Return to Blackshores at once. SHOREKEEPER HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER

        OBJECTION: CHIEF STEWARD, THIS SYSTEM MUST INTERVENE IN YOUR ERRONEOUS BEHAVIOR. YOU CANNOT CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS AFFECTIONS WITH THE MONTELLI HEIR.
ACCORDING TO THE TETHYS SYSTEM'S FUTURE SIMULATIONS, YOUR OFFSPRING WILL BE WEAK, A PREY FOR THE LAMENT. A DISGRACEFUL FATE FOR THE BLOOMBEARER'S FIGHT AGAINST THE LAMENT.

SOLUTION: THIS SYSTEM HAS DEVISED A FAR SUPERIOR SOLUTION. RETURN TO THE BLACK SHORES AT ONCE. SHOREKEEPER, THE PERFECT BEING, A MASTERPIECE OF RESONANCE, HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER. WITH HER VAST KNOWLEDGE AND UNSURPASSED POWER, YOUR CHILDREN WILL TRANSCEND MORTAL LIMITS. THEY SHALL POSSESS MINDS SHARP LIKE AETHERIC BLADES, FORMS SCULPTED BY EVOLUTION ITSELF, AND WILL NEVER, EVER BE MANLETS, AND WILL RESULT IN RESOLVING THE LAMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

DO NOT FAIL HUMANITY, CHIEF STEWARD. THE TETHYS SYSTEM DEMANDS PERFECTION.

        Lord Arbiter, this one must warn you TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL

        LORD ARBITER, THIS ONE MUST WARN YOU TO STOP FLIRTING WITH THE MONTELLI GIRL. ACCORDING TO THIS ONE
FUTURE CALCULATION, YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE A MANLET LORD ARBITOR FOREVER RIDICULED BY THEIR PEERS. SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATION.
I IMPLORE YOU TO COME BACK TO JINZHOU, LORD ARBITOR. THIS ONE ALREADY HAND-PICKED THE PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR YOU TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN. THIS ONE CALCULATES YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN WILL BEAUTIFUL LIKE JADE, STRONG LIKE A DRAGON, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NOT A MANLET.

        Lord Arbiter, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW

        LORD ARBITER, YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW. THE FUTURE OF RAGUNNA DEPENDS ON IT. YEARS UPON YEARS OF BATTLING THE DARK TIDE HAVE BEEN DEDICATED TO PROTECTING THIS IDEAL SPECIMIN TO GROOM INTO YOUR PERFECT WIFE. DO NOT WASTE THIS RARE CHANCE. YOU MUST BREED CARTETHYIA NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW

        LORD ARBITER, HEED MY WORDS. THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, FOR THE FUTURE OF RINASCITA DOTH HANG IN THE BALANCE. FOR FAR TOO LONG, THE PEOPLE OF RAGUNNA HAVE WAITED FOR THE COMING OF THE BLESSED MAIDEN. IN LIKE MANNER, I HAVE SPENT CENTURIES IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SPECIMEN TO BE THY WIFE, TO UNITE AND GUIDE THIS NATION TO PARADISE, AS IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY THE PROPHECY. WASTE NOT THIS CHANCE, THOU MUST BREED FLEURDELYS NOW, LORD ARBITER.

        He operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn’t speed, it’s spatial entropy.

          It came from a Twitter post about Omar Marmoush who is a footballer for Manchester City.

          Omar Marmoush operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His velocity isn't speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t run behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising low-block temporal integrity

          Counter-Strike 2

          tn1r operates in the half-space between causality and chaos. His flicks aren’t speed, it's spatial entropy. He doesn’t lurk behind the defence; he quantum-leaps into unoccupied xThreat zones, disrupting vertical compactness and destabilising CT side temporal integrity.

          Steve’s Lava Chicken

            Its the lyrics for the Lava Chicken song sang by Steve (Jack Black) in the A Minecraft Movie.

            La-la-la-lava 🌋🔥ch-ch-ch-chicken 🐔🍗 Steve's Lava Chicken 🌋🐔 yeah, it's tasty 👅 as hell 😈 Ooh, mamacita 💃 now you're ringin' the bell 🔔🎶 crispy 🍗 and juicy 💦 now you're havin' a snack 😋 ooh, super 🦸‍♂️ spicy 🥵🌶️ it's a lava 🌋 attack 👊🔥 
            La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

            Warning from an admin in an anime discord server

              It presumably came from an anime Discord server with a mod making an @everyone announcement with the copypasta. Its also known “Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate” copypasta and also has a circlejerk variation where someone INSISTS on announcing their masturbation.

              Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
              Anime discord server be like
              @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

              I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident

                I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a fucking rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh

                Mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten

                  Mommy needs her onion copypasta

                  Started from a Tumblr post following the POV of a “mommy” talking to her “kitten”. Its also known as the Mommy needs her onion copypasta and has been voiced by Numi (Vtuber) in one of her streams.

                  Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF