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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

    Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

    Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.


    Eggman announcement

      Eggman announcement copypasta
      Original

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Varesa.

        Varesa copypasta

        By u/JugFlintWatery, its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Varesa, the new top Electro DPS in Genshin.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Varesa. I try to dash with Mona. My Varesa runs faster. I try to skill with Yelan. My Varesa runs faster. I try to swoop with Kirara, Lynette. My Varesa runs faster. I try to blitz with Mavuika. You guessed it - Varesa runs faster.

I come up with an exploration team.

I climb with Kinich, Xilonen. They're slower at running and both like Varesa's speed. I fly over with Chasca, Ifa, Wanderer. Varesa can jump over valleys. I glide with Citlali, Ororon, Kazuha. Varesa can reach almost as high with her charged attack. I invite Mualani, Furina on the beach. But... Varesa runs over water.

She grabs me by the throat. I cook for her. I organize her orchard. I ask for Coach Iansan's help to grant her strength. She isn't satisfied. I give her R5 Widsith. "That 480 EM buff is wasted on me, give me Notions. Also, pull for C1 so I can run infinitely," she said, as she drove Mavuika's bike and forced it to run over enemies. "You just need to buff me more with C6 Chevreuse, I can deal more damage in Overload."

Well, I can't pull for Notions or C1, I don't have enough primogems. I also failed to get C6 Chevreuse and C6 Iansan on her banner. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "You oughta stand down?!" She grabs her mask. She shouts, "Fietena, grant me strength!!"

There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but absurd overworld travel speed and insane plunge damage.

What a cruel world.

        People keep hating on “bo1”

          People keep hating on “bo1”
          byu/waterking99977 inGlobalOffensive
          People keep hating on "bo1"

Ok, I might be a little new to the counter strike e sports community but I dont get the hate on bo1. First of all black ops 1 is one of the best games in the call of duty franchise. The multi-player and campaign were peak and zombies really set the tone for all games going forward. Second, I dont understand what bo1 has to do with vitality losing. I thought they were playing counter strike. I think we all need to be a little more kind to the original black ops game.

          You broke us down. And you, Taehyung, I trusted and loved you.

            Context is Taehyung from BTS released a dance video with Lee Jung and some of his fans had mental breakdown. Also the @thv is his IG handle.

            Are you happy now that you did this to us? You broke us down. And you, Taehyung, I trusted and loved you. I've been secretly away from my family for 2 years for you. I was insulted and scolded for listening to you, but I kept holding on to you. When I see you on the screen, I scream. Tata, Titi I always cried until you went to the army and I cry for you every day I was always waiting for you to leave and counting the days you leave. Andthat day I couldn't sleep until I see you I'll still be awake for you why did you do this to us? Why are you out dancing with the girls? I know you are free but we love you so much and you cared for your fans. You made me cry. May God forgive you. All armies cried because of you, and this video got my blood boiling. We're all heartbroken by this. @thv
            Are you☝️happy 😁 now 😭 that you ☝️ did this to2️⃣us🥺? You 🤨broke💔 us 🌎 down 👇. And you, Taehyung 🧍‍♀️, I trusted 😢and loved ❤️you😭. I've✈️ been secretly🤫 away from my family 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 for 4️⃣2 years📆 for you 😡. I 😔was insulted🤬 and scolded😑 for listening🤐 to you😯, but🍑 I kept holding 🫂on 🆒to you. When⏱️ I see 👀 you on the screen📺, I scream😩. Tata, Titi I always🥲 cried 🥲until you went🏃‍♀️ to the army🪖 and I cry 😭 for you 🧍‍♀️ every day📆 I was always 😔waiting⏱️ for you🫂 to leave🍃 and counting 🔢the days🥱 you 🙄leave.😤 And that 🤌day😕 I couldn't sleep😴 until I see👀 you🧍‍♀️ I'll still be awake🛏️ for you😭 why did you 😩do this 😯to us😡? Why 😔are you out😝🏃‍♀️ dancing 🕺with the 💃girls? I know🧠 you are free 🦅 but we 🇫🇷 love🥰 you🧍‍♀️ so much😔 and you 😩cared😡 for your fans🌬️. You😡 made me 😭cry. May God 🙏forgive you. All 🌏armies 🪖cried🥲 because😔 of you🤬, and this video📽️ got my blood🩸 boiling🛀. We're all heartbroken💔 by this. @thv 🖖

            how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

              Mizuki from Arknights

              Least insane Arknights post on r/0sanitymemes by u/alezcoed.

              how it feels to have seggs with mizuki

Mama namie said this herself, a jellyfish has 4 gonads, if you don't know Gonads are the reproductive glands that produce sperm in males and eggs in females, he literally HAS 4 BALLS that you could play with, also did you know that a jellyfish could lay as many as 45.000 eggs in a single night?

Imagine being sprayed by that much of sperm, when mizuki nutted, he could singlehandedly bukkake you and drown you in his sperm, to be honest I really want to swim in his sperm and let him fertilize all of his babies inside of me, it is within my dream that he would reap my insides and overload me so easily

It's just his human form, now imagine if he would rapes me in his seaborn form, I want him to use all of his tentacles to fill all of my holes while other tentacles tying me down so that I couldn't move at all, it makes me so horny just to think about it, I want him to devour me and eat me whole while my insides are keeps being ravaged by this cute little jellyfish