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From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴

    KSI song emoji lyrics, From the screen to the ring to the PEN to the king

    Emoji lyrics for KSI’s new song “Thick Of It” that is getting clowned for its cringe lyrics.

    From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign 😈 
    From the screen🖥️ to the ring🥊, to the pen🖋️ to the king 👑 where's my crown? That's my bling always drama when i ring 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
    See I believe it when I see it in my heart ❤️‍🔥 Smash💥 through the ceiling cuz I'm reaching for the stars ✨ 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥 
    From the screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i ring 🔥 So I believe if I see 👀 it in my heart ❤️smash through the ceiling 🏠 cuz I'm reaching for the stars 🌌
    from the📲 to the 💍to the 🖊️to the 👑 
    From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king wheres my crown thats my bling allways drama when i ring see i believe that if i see it in my heart something something we are reaching for the stars woowoowowoowo woowoooooowoooo this is how the story goes wooo wooo wooo i guess this is is how the story goes im in the thick of it everybody knows they know it when it snowed i skid in and they froze i dont know no nothing bout no ice im just cold 40 something millie subs or so ive been told 
    From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞 
    screen 💻 to the ring 💍 to the PEN 🖊️to the king 🤴 wheres my crown 👑 thats my bling 💎 always trouble when i reign [proud]
    WHERE’S MY CROWN THAT’S MY BLING 😩❤️✌🏾 ALWAYS DRAMA WHEN I RING 😐👏⛷️ 
    🗣️🗣️🔥SMASH THROUGH THE CEILING COZ IM REACHING FOR THE STARS😼🗣️🗣️🔥 
    WOOOAAAAAHHHH THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES‼️🔥🔥‼️🔥🗣🗣🗣 
    wheres my crown👑 thats my bling✨🎆
    I'm 😎 in 👏 the thick of it, everybody knows 👃❔ They 👥🏽 know 🤔 me where it snows, I skied in and they 👫🏾 froze I don't 🚫 know 👧 no nothin' 😎😎 'bout no 🙅 ice, ❄ I'm 👱 just 🗣⛹ cold ❄ Forty somethin' milli' 💰💰 subs 👂 or 💁💰 so, I'vе 👁 been 🙂 told 👂 From 😲👈 the 💰 screen to the 🏽👏 ring, to the 💯💪 pеn, to 💦 the king Where's 🤔🤷 my 👧 crown? 👑 That's my ☎ bling Always 😤 drama 😱😱 when 👌🍆 I ☝😬 ring 🔔💍 See, 👀😳 I 👁👁 believe ☪ that if 👏🎵 I 💰👆 see 👀👀 it 😠💯 in 🌞👌 my heart ❤💖 Smash through ☄ the 💋 ceiling 'cause 🏻 I'm reaching for 👉 the stars ⭐⭐ 
    I'm 🥺 in 👇 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 👥👩 know 🙎🤔 me 👩🏻🎮 where 😾🌎 it snows, I 😀 skied in ⏳ and they 👺 froze I 👫💕 don't 🦕 know 🤔 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 👎🏾🎷❌🤚👌😡😣😣😣 ice, 🍧 I'm 👟 just 😬🗼 cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've ❄️🔥 been 💴💫 told 👄

I'm 😂😂 in 🔙 my 😊 prime, and this ain't 🙅‍♂️ even 🌃 final 😪🌠 form 📋 They 🤦‍♂️ knocked me 👊🤰👏 down, ⤵ but 😥 still, 🧚🏻‍♂️ my 😨 feet, 👣 they 💁 find 🔍🔍 the floor 🤣 I 😀 went 💨 from 🙌😎 living 🙅 rooms straight ⬇️ out 😝🚪 to sold out 😛🚪 tours Life's a fight, 👊🤜 but 👄 trust, 💯 I'm 👨 ready 😀 for 🏻🙃 the war 😵

Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆

I'm 👱👏 in 😏🏽 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 👩👨 knows 🧠 They 🙍 know 💡 me 🕴🏻 where 🤷 it snows, I 💰😔 skied in 😫🏡 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze I 😀 don't 🤗 know 🔞 no 🙅 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no ✨ ice, 🥶 I'm 💘 just 😕 cold 🧣 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🙅 been 😡 told 👄

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞See, 👀 I 😣🤐 believe 👀 that 🥀 if I 🙀 see 👀 it in 👇↔️ my 😏 heart 💞 Smash 🍣🔨👊 through 🧑‍⚖️ the ceiling 'cause 😛🤓 I'm 🤩 reaching 👉 for 😎👻 the stars 🌟

Woah-oh-oh This is how 🤔 the story 📕📃 goes 🏃 Woah-oh-oh I 😀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🚴😡👆🏽🚍 the story 📗 goes 🎆

I'm 💘 in 👉 the thick 👐😱 of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 They 💁 know 😱 me 🤔🙋‍♂️ where ⬇️ it snows, I ☝️ skied in 🍌 and they 🏽👨 froze (Woo) 😤 I 🧍 don't 🥊 know 💭 no ✨ nothin' ❌ 'bout 🤩 no 🦖 ice, 🥶🧊 I'm 😂 just 🤪 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 👀 been 😯 told 🤪

Highway 🛣 to heaven, I'm 😈 just 😡 cruisin' by 😈🏼 my 🔐🏢👨🏻 lone' They 💁 cast ✨👾🤖 me 😤 out, 💧 left 👈 me 🤖🤖🤖 for 🆙💕 dead, 👻 them 🤬 people 👶 cold 🌨 My 😀😀😀 faith 🚫⛪ in 😏 God, 🟣 mind 😏 in 👏🙌 the sun, 😎 I'm 🌟 'bout 🤩 to sow 🐖 (Yeah) 🚵✌🏻✌🏽 My 👈 life 💁😱 is hard, 💘 I 😩🙋 took 👫 the wheel, 🎡 I 😜 cracked 🤟 the code 😲😤 (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't 🚫 nobody 🙅 gon' 😙 save 🦎 you, 😊🤟 man, 👮 this life 👨 will 😏 break 💔 you 👈 (Yeah, 🏆 woah-oh-oh) In 📷 the thick ◽ of it, this is how 🤔 the story 📕 goes 🏃

I'm 😹 in 🚪🏼 the thick 🥖 of it, everybody 🫂 knows 🤔🤔 They 💁 know 😏 me 🧑🏿 where 🎯 it snows, I 🔉 skied in 👏 and they 💁 froze I 😀 don't 😡🚫 know 💭💭 no 🙅🏽 nothin' ❌ 'bout 👆 no 🙉 ice, 🍨 I'm 👈 just 👏👌 cold 😓 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 💯 been ➡️ told 🗣️ I'm 💆‍♀️ in 🎐💪🏻 the thick ◽ of it, everybody 😡 knows 💭🤔 (Everybody 👴👵👨 knows) 🧠 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 know 🤔🤔🤔 me 🧚‍♂️ where 👀 it snows, I 👇 skied in 👉 and they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 froze (Yeah) 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 I 😊 don't ❌ know 🤔 no 😣 nothin' 😎 'bout 🤩 no 😣 ice, 🍨 I'm 😓 just ❗ cold 📷 Forty 💲💵 somethin' milli' subs or so, I've 🏼💖 been ✳️🚗😘 told 🤪 (Ooh-ooh)

Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, 💶 ayy) 💶 This is how 😮 the story 📗 goes ❗ (Nah, 😠 nah) 😑 Woah-oh-oh I 👀 guess 👉👈 this is how 🌹 the story 📚 goes 🎆

    Parkour civilization

      Parkour civilization original script

      The meme came from an intro of a Minecraft video by Evbo where players have to parkour to get essential items.

      Here in parkour civilization, NO ONE chooses to jump for the beef

      here in parkour civilization, NO ONE chooses to jump for the beef...
      In parkour civilization, It's too risky to go for the beef

      Let’s go, open up, it’s time for parkour.

      Alright, time for my mandatory parkour check, sighs let’s get this over with.

door opens You’re late, you know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block vertical jump for the beef.

Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.

Tomorrow, you better not be late, or you’ll be doing 2-block jumps as punishment.

Yes Sir, sorry, I won’t be late next time. Down here, us Parkour Noobs only get fed once a day. One piece of raw chicken is just enough to get you to the next day. But, that’s the life of Parkour Civilization. If you want to survive, you have to parkour. Every Parkour Noob has the same goal, and that’s to make it to the top layer where all the Parkour Pros live, except most Parkour Pros are born on the top layer. If you’re a Parkour Noob, there’s only one way up, and that is through the Temple of Parkour. The Temple of Parkour is the only structure in the world that combines the bottom layer to the top layer. To make it up, you have to do an impossibly hard parkour course that no parkour noob has ever completed, and thats assuming you even get the chance to complete the course. The inside of the temple is protected by a barrier, and the only way a Parkour Noob gets past the barrier is if they’ve earned a ticket. I’ve never even tried getting a ticket before, but if I’m going to rank up to a Parkour Pro one day, I’m going to have to. In my neighborhood, pretty much everyone has fallen into the Void and died, except for the guy who lives right next to me. He’s been my neighbour for five years! neighbour attempts the vertical jump for the beef and falls into the void vine boom NO! WHY DID HE TRY GOING FOR THE BEEF!?!?!? Well, I guess I have to change my statement; I now live in this neighbourhood alone. In Parkour Civilization, only Parkour Pros are allowed to break or place blocks. For Parkour Noobs, it’s strictly prohibited, and unfortunately, I found that out the hard way. A while ago, I was searching around and I somehow stumbled upon an oak log. No one has seen an oak log in years since trees don’t exist in Parkour Civilization, so I had to try to take it.

“Stop right now!”

Oh no, I’m done for.

You really thought you could break that without me noticing? What, were you going to try to cheat parkour?

No, Sir, I didn’t try to cheat. I just thought it would be super rare and I wanted to collect it.

Stop talking, give me two jumps now.

Two jumps in a row!? Okay, sorry Sir, I’ll do it right now.

You know what? You seem a little too happy about two; let’s make it three.

O-okay, I’ll do three.

You know what? Now let’s make it four jumps in a row.

Ah, four in a row?? Come on. does his punishment while talking In Parkour Civilization, it should be no surprise that all punishments were just more forms of parkour, and that was the last time I ever tried breaking a block.

You’re lucky you got a light punishment. Don’t forget, you’re at the bottom, so follow the rules.

It’s safe to say that if you’re at the bottom level of Parkour Civilization, it’s not exactly the best.

      Please put a NSFW tag on this.

        You could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
        Original comment

        The infamous ‘Please put a NSFW’ or ‘NSFW while I was on the train’ copypasta that started on Reddit and is commonly used whenever you see a horny post.

        Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
        Please put an NSFW tag on this 😭💢💢💢. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating 😱. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” 🤬💢 and “call the police” 👮‍♂️. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image 😏. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image 😩. This is all your fault 👺💢💢💢, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW 😡🚫💢💢💢💢💢 
        Dear brother, i plead you to apply a “Not Suitable, Foul Witchcraft” tag to this content. Twas a simple afternoon, whereupon the train i was sate. But alas, i laid eyes upon this ungodly picture, and thus i was unable to deny myself a fit of furious masturbation. Oh they stared, how they stared, the strangers on the train. The strangest of looks were flung my way, along with pronouncements such as “what upon egads earth” and “contact the police force”. I panicked so, and my telephone fell to the ground; moreover, those situated around me laid eyes upon this picture. This train, albeit small, is now populated with aroused men, each one masturbating thunderously due to this picture of yours. There is nobody to blame but you, thus it is simply your fault. You, and you alone, could have prevented this disastrous event, if you had only seized the opportunity to tag your imagery as NSFW.

        Open other variations

        Superheated cum at hypersonic speed

        Please mark this NSFW. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell.

This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.

After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang

        Uwu Owo version

        Pwease put an N-NSFW tag on dis. I-I was on teh twain awnd when I saw dis I-I hawd tuwu stawt fuwiouswy mastuwbating. E-Evewyone ewse gave me s-stwange wooks awnd wewe saying dings wike “what the fuck” awnd “call the police”. I d-dwopped mwy phone awnd evewyone awound me saw dis image. Now dewe iws a whowe twain of men mastuwbating togedew at dis one image. Dis iws aww youw fauwt, yuw couwd have pwevented dis if yuw h-hawd juwst tagged dis post NSFW

        Response to “Please mark this nsfw” copypasta

        Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
        Response to “Please mark this nsfw”

        Please remove the NSFW tag on this.

        Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.

        Please put an SFW tag on this

        Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I became seriously confused. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what's so confusing?” and “sir is there something wrong?”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men confused together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

        Good Ending

        I was informed that it was all false accusations directly towards me. The image was not NSFW and in fact was 2 Children playing on a merry go round and suddenly you replied that it was NSFW. The police confirmed that it was SFW and charged you for Pedophilia. I also informed them about the train situation and in reality there wasn't any train nor records of you taking the train anywhere in the past month. I went to the doctors and they said that you were suffering from intense schizophrenia, so I hope you understand that it wasn't my mistake.

        Perhaps you were looking for ‘Why didn’t you mark this NSFW?‘

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          🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼 
          ALRIGHT JIZZY JAYS 😜😝💦it's election day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸and you know what that means? Time to whip out the long cock 🍆💦of patriotism and VOTE☑️🗳️. Mommyla 🐄and Zaddy Trump 🤪are sucking and fucking there way to the hearts 😍♥️😳 of America. Who's your choice? Zaddy wants to FIGHT for YOUR right to sloppy on that toppy🤤. And Mommyla advocates for ASS POUNDING fun 🍆💦for our juicy little patriots🇺🇸🇺🇸. I'm doing my patriotic duty and voting for my rights to licky on that dicky🥵🥵, who are you voting for? 
          ATTENTION ‼️‼️🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY 🌭🗓️🖊️IN THE UNITED🌟 SLAY-TES 🌟🇺🇸THE TIME ⏰HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for Kamala’s COCONUTS🥥🌴 TO ELECT HER 🗳️🇺🇸AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT 🥵OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💦SO YOU BETTER 😤SERVING 🫡💁‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY 🍑👅BY CASTING🎣😫 YOUR ✅VOTE🗳️😏 IN THE BALLOT 📥BOX👅 👀AND CUM PREPARED 😳TO PARTY🍾🎉 THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE🍾 OUR RIGHT🤤 TO STAR🌠 SPANK 👋AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND ⛰️OF THE FREAK😛🔥 AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION📜 SAYS IN 🕊️🙏GOD WE THRUST👉👌 SEND ✉️THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS💦 TO GET BLESSED 🙏BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑👑👸🏽KAMALA AND IF YOU DONT 🛑THEN🦅 JD VANCE 🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤DOWN YOUR THROAT😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS 👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛UR COUCH🛋️ 
          ALRIGHT YOU GUN TOTING 💣💥HOES ITS LOSE-DAY🗳️ AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ‼️❗️🐪 CAMELA HAIR-ASS 🫏 IS GONNA GET COOKED 🥩🍖LIKE A FLAT IRON STEAK ON THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🌎 BY BIG DICK DONALD 😜🥵 SO MAKE SURE TO STORM ⛈️ 😡🤬THOSE VOTING BOOTHS ⬇️⬆️TODAY AND NOT THOSE GAY-MALE 💁‍♂️IN BALLOTS ‼️❗️‼️ 🤢 🤮 DONT LISTEN TO THE FAKE NUDES 🙈IF OUR GOD-FUCKING AMERICAN TRUNK 🐘 OF A COCK 🐓 PRESIDENT GETS THIS ERECTION 😳😤STOLEN FROM HIM BY THE ELITE SHE-LIBS AND THEIR BOY BUSSIES‼️‼️SEND THIS TO 10 GOD HUMPING AMERICAN 🇺🇸 HEROS 🧑‍🏭OR THOSE TRANSGENDER GAYLIENS 👽🛸ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR 🐔COCKS AND BIG SEXY GUNS.💦🔫IF YOU GET NONE ❌ BACK THEN YOU ARE A HOEFLAKE ❄️LIBERAL COMMU-NUSSY 😩😫 
          ERECTION DAYYY

HEY HEY 👋👋🤪🤪 it’s 🗳️🏛️ 🚨🇺🇸🇺🇸ERECTION DAY!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅The POLES📊 are so close😫 😫I’m EDGING on my seat💦🥵

Will u SERVE💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY🍑🗽and DROP👇ur🍒👄🏀BALL-OT🗳️☑️ into 💁🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’S tight lil box??? 🗳️😫🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally🍊🤮 DON-OLD DUMP👎🎃can be put in 🗝️⛓️CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛌🥱 and our📜 🖋️CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮can RIDE 👏🏇some 👏🔔DEMOCRATIC 👏DONG 🍆👏💦🤤🇺🇸🗽

Don’t be a🤢😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🫏💙if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝⚖️🚫🚷⛔️AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🥀🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰
          👠 KAMALA JUST CAME OUT AS BI-PARTISAN 👋👋 and she’s ready to DROP 👏 THE 👏 MIC 👏 on 🍊 TINY-HANDS-IN-CHIEF 🤡‼️ The HBIC 🔥 of the HOE-VAL OFFICE 🦅 is ready to SERVE ALL FLAVORS 🍦 and leave 🍊 TINY HANDS in the DUST 🚗💨! KAMALA’S ALREADY GOT HER 👀 ICONIC SIDE-EYE AND HER HEELS 👠 ON HIS NECK 🦵 READY TO STOMP 💥 HIS 🍟 FAST-FOOD KINGDOM STRAIGHT TO THE CURB 🗑️‼️🔥! If you don’t want 🍊 TINY HANDS 🤡 running the show for FOUR MORE YEARS, you better get your FINE 🍑 to the polls 🗳️ NOW! DADDY DONNY 🤠 THOUGHT HE COULD FIRE OFF 💥 ONE LAST SHOT 💦😏 BUT KAMALA CAUGHT IT MID-AIR 💅 and SENT IT BACK WITH A 💋 SASSY GOODBYE 💅 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR PETTIEST 🇺🇸 FRIENDS OR GET READY FOR 4️⃣ MORE YEARS OF 🍔 TWEETS, 🥴 3 A.M. COVFEFE MELTDOWNS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF 🍊 BAD ENERGY! 
          ATTENTION ‼️‼️ THE TIME ⏰ HAS OFFICIALLY CUM💦 for CUMala’s COCONUTS🥥🥜 to FALL OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴 AND BE ELECTED🗳️🇺🇸 AS OUR NEXT PRESI-CUNT🥵 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICUM 🇺🇸💦 SO YOU BETTER 😤HAVE VOTED 📩☑️ AND CUM PREPARED😳 TO PARTY 🎉🍾 at OUR HUMBALL 🧶🥜 ABODE 🏚️on NOVEMBER the 5️⃣ at 7️⃣PM and ANXIOUSLY 😳😓 AWAIT 😬 the 📝RESULTS 📈📉📊 for WHO ❓❓WILL WIN 🏆THE WHITE HOUSE 🏦— OUR CRAAAZY 🤪 LOCA CHILDLESS ❌ 👶🏽 CAT 🐈🐈‍⬛ LADY 🙀 WHO WILL 🫡 LET THE ⚧️TRANSGENDER 🏳️‍⚧️ ALIENS 👽 WALK 🚶🏻‍♀️FREE 🇺🇸 ❓OR ONE EAR 👂DONALD 👹 AND THE ILLEGAL 🇭🇹 HAITAIN IMMIGRANTS EATING 🍽️😱 OUR CATS 🐈‍⬛ AND DOGS 🐕 ⁉️ DO NOT SEND ✉️ THIS TO 4️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR CLOSEST CUMRADS 💦 BECUZ WE DO NOT 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️ HAVE THE SPACE 🪐. BUT IF U CUM 🍆💦🍑 YOU WILL BE BLESSED 🙏 BY TAMPON 🩸TIM AND QUEEN 👑 CUMALA👸🏽 HERSELF AND HER COCO 🥥NUTS🥜 AND IF YOU DON’T 🛑 THEN 🦅SENATOR JD VANCE🧔🏻WILL FORCE 🚫😱 DIET MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤 DOWN YOUR THROAT 😫🤮 WHILE HE DROPS HIS JD PANTS👖AND BUSTS 💦🤤 A FAT LOAD 🚛IN 🍆🥛IN HIS COUCH 🛋️ 
          Calling all my democracy📈🗳loving dick suckers🍆💦👅👅👅there’s only 1 DAY 😩👻 til ⬆️ERECTION⬆️ day💯🙎🏼💁🏼♂️and we finna pop🍒🍒this political🇺🇸pussy😩💦and RIDE🏇this vote raw😩😩👅👅 shoutout👏👂🏻to all my constitutional📜C*NTS💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💍💯who ready for that NEW💍NEW💎👑send this to🔟of your raunchiest💃🏻registered📝🗳ratchets🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence✍️if you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩if you get🔥FIVE🔥back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots, && if you get🍆TEN🍆back 👯🙏🏻💯we ALL gettin that ERECTION🇺🇸DAY🇺🇸DICK ⚖️💯🍆🔥💦👅😩
          🧙🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂SORCERER SLUTS, GATHER ROUND🧑‍🤝‍🧑👭👬 as we craft our special 🪄✨️🔮MAGIC SPELL‼❗️✨️✨️ This Tuesday, 🔛🗓democracy-loving daddies 🗳❤️😻 across the USA🇺🇸😒 will take their HOLES🦵🕳🦵😉 to the POLLS🗳🗳🗳🗳🗳 and vote every republican🐘🗑 out of office🙅‍♀️🏤 and straight to HELL ⬇️🔥 😈‼️💯😵🔥 🔥🔥! !! Mommy Kamala👸 will BUST✊️💥 😫🫦💦 the glass ceiling🏠 and become the first☝️ woman prezzy💃👩‍💼🙌🙌!!! Donald Trump🟠🤡 🤢 will be nothing but a Donald DUMP🚫💩🚽🪠🧻🚫 in the sewer of history⚰️‼️! Illegal 🕴🦹‍♀️transgender 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️aliens👽👽👽 will run rampant🧚🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ in the streets 🛣trading titties n cocks🍈🦪 ↔️😛🔃 🍆🥩🥩 like Mr. Potato Head🥔💅😍 !! AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER🌈🌞🌈🦄🌈 (except cops🔥🐖🔥👮‍♂️🔥🚓🔥)‼️ Send this to all your 💁‍♀️🗳🗳BALLOT-WIELDING BITCHES🗳🗳👩‍🦽 to charge our magic spell!!!✨️✨️🧙‍♀️✨️🧙‍♂️✨️🧙✨️✨️ 
          🚨🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING ELECTION HOURS 🕐👌🏻😏 AND NOT VOTING👏VOTE👏IT👏OR👏TICKET👮😂🚨 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL VOTER REGISTRATION 🙏🏻📝 BY SMASHING THE MOTHAFUCCIN BALLOT BUTTON 🙊🙌🏼🔥🔥 REAL 🗽AMERICANS🇺🇸🇺🇸 ONLY!!😂 IT DONT MATTER IF YOU'RE A EURO 💶 OR WHAT 
          TODAY 😫😫

Is 👀👀👀👀👀

ELECTION DAY 👏👏👀💦💦💦💦👅👅👅👅👅👅

Election 👀 is only 🤠 1 letter off from 🍆 🍆🍆🍆 ERECTION 😎😎😎😎😎 Get out to the polls 👀👏😍🤪 Before u dance on that pole 😯🥴 USA stands for United ♥️♥️♥️ States 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Of 👀👀 ASS 🍑 🍑🍑 Get that civic duty Booty 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👏👏✌️✌️✌️😍😍😍😍👏👏👏👏👏👏🍆🍆 Rock the vote 😍😍😍😍 Then🤔🤔🤔🤔 Rock that pussy 👅💦👅💦 George Washington 😮😮 Died 😵😵😓😓😓😓 So u could Suck titties 😎👅🤪 on nov 5th!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Send to 1776 of ur most civically engaged bitches 👀😍👅😍💦😵🍑

Or daddy Thomas Jefferson will haunt you 😮😮😮😮😮😮

          Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket

            The most glorious response I have ever received
            byu/DialUpCthulhu inscambait

            Its a copy paste response whenever a scammer realizes they’ve been outed. The original text is in Chinese hence a lot of the idioms are lost in translation. 

            Fuck you liar. I fucked your mom so hard, your mom made an ugly dog basket, what are your dad and I talking about? Why didn't your dad bang his head against the wall when I fucked you? Huh? Who gave you the courage to scold me? Didn't your mom stop you and say that I was your biological father? I want to fuck your mom, I want to kick your mom, and then it will blossom and bear fruit. With your mom, you are so proud now. I fucked your mom like a butterfly spiral bitch, your mom chased me three blocks, saying that I am like your dad, I want to hang your mom's dog cage on a tree, you fucking bastard, I want to kick your mom, fuck your mom, wild dogs lick you, say your mom is fun, you say your mom is conceited and happy. You fucking know why I cut you, because your dad's dick is useless, throw it away! Fuck that garbage dog basket, what else do you want to scold? You are useless. I want to fuck my mom. The whole family is going to explode. Sing karaoke in the uncle's ward, the mourning hall at grandma's house, the funeral banquet at aunt's house, roast corpses, the spirit stone at niece's house, the drifting hearse of mom, dad jumping on the grave, dad eating bibimbap for you, grandpa singing ancestral songs and sweeping the graves, brother filming the ancestral hall, sister raising pigs, daughter-in-law raising brains, funeral banquet, sister's funeral, brother boiling bone marrow soup, aunt's coffin blooming, I opened your mom's coffin board and cheered for your mom hanging on the tree. Hey, your mom exploded, used your mom's flattering words to explode your dad's face, and pretended to be doting to force your mom to explode. This is not meat, it is the essence of my mom and your mom's dirty water, do you understand? Dog basket, don't be polite if you don't have the ability. Is it easy for your mom to be a bitch? You told your mom that you almost fucked her to death last time, just because you are such a waste, pity her, I want to apply for an annual card, and your mom still has to praise you for your ability. Your mom forced you? Your mom exploded, my mom's semen sprayed everywhere, do you think it's fun for me to scold you?, I tell you, the day you were born, your mom sucked like your mom's squirt, in fact, your pussy is rare, bitch, stinky screwdriver, butterfly hole, your pussy has four petals, I will cut it open with your dad's cock, let your mom hurt, squirt fucking climax, I will stick my cock in, suck the blood out of your mom's pussy, let your mom always feel good, your mom's pussy will make your mom bigger and softer, fuck your fat ass you useless dog basket, keep dancing with me, are you fucking ticklish? I tell you, your mom's pussy is more ticklish than yours, your mom's four-legged cat has three eyes, I want to fuck your wife and think I fuck your mom better than her, I've never been satisfied, you said your mom inherited your dad's impotence, why don't you learn to be a eunuch from him, I cut off his cock, do I need to kick you twice, I just want to practice my leg skills, win glory for the national football team, you can also contribute to the people, let me kick you twice, huh? I will help you find the value of life, do you need it? You little bastard, you little bastard can't even curse, dog cage, I am your wild father, I want to fuck your mother, you are your mother, you are really a coward's son, have you forgotten what your father taught you?

            Capella is… like… peak goon material

              Capella copypasta from Re:Zero S3
              Bro, I can’t even explain it. Capella is… like… peak goon material. Yeah, I know she’s objectively horrifying, yeah, her personality is toxic but you can’t tell me there isn’t a certain energy there. I’m out here like a whole clown, willingly simping for a woman who shapeshifts into nightmares. This is some next-level Stockholm Syndrome. Like, yeah, I get it, I’m not right in the head, but look, her wings? Majestic. Her aura of literal terror? Lowkey attractive. Every time I think, ‘That’s it, I’m done with Capella,’ she goes and does something despicable, and boom—I’m back in goon mode. I know she’s bad news. I know it. But I’m already halfway down the rabbit hole, and I’m not about to stop now. Call it a personality flaw. Call it a curse. All I know is, Capella has got me locked up like the DMV on a Friday afternoon, and I’m out here willingly. Help. Send therapy.

              THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.

                Ledge copypasta from For Honor

                Its a meme within For Honor where players joke that the ledges in the game are of higher power that blesses or curses anyone who play around them. The real explanation is that some ledges in the game are janky causing some falls to not happen.

                REJOICE, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

THE LEDGE GIVETH, AND THE LEDGE TAKETH AWAY.

SOME ARE BLESSED BY THE LEDGE, ORDAINED BY IT. THEY ARE PROPHETS OF THE LEDGE, AND SHALL DEFY GRAVITY ITSELF.

THE REST ARE MERE SACRIFICES TO THE LEDGE, NEVER SAFE FROM IT’S GRASP, FROM IT’S REACH, FROM IT’S VAST EMPTINESS.

I AM ONE WITH THE LEDGE, THE LEDGE IS WITH ME!
                THE LEDGE GIVETH AND IT TAKETH AWAY

                Bastion is a way of life

                  The famous Bastion copypasta
                  Original

                  A few years ago in Overwatch, a player by the name SniperSmurf29 made this speech on a Lunar Colony game (“Bastion is a Way of Life” on YouTube) and ever since then, players have been using his speech at the beginning of their game specifically when they pick Bastion.

                  It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

                  Full transcript

                  Hello itstherubyness it's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in stickin' it straight up their fuckin' culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend em over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck em all the way up to the palm right up the buttcunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the asspussy like ICYHOT. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poopoo on my Peter, and a lot of shit on my dick from stickin' it straight up their ass. Now, let's go team.

                  Keemstar FortressCraft rant

                    Keemstar FortressCraft rant

                    Its an old video of Keemstar (pre DramaAlert) defending FortressCraft after a couple of people from Machinima with Notch (creator of Minecraft) called FortressCraft names during an interview. Keemstar was supposedly the PR person for FortressCraft and Machinima has formally apologized and pulled the interview.

                    All right, I gotta set the record straight. Something is really pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. All right, all right. If we're gonna call stuff a rip off, let's call it what it is? Notch, took another game. Ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now, Notch comes over to Machinima. All right, and he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet them and ladededah and these little fucking Fanboys at Machinima realm. Yeah, you faggots at Machinima realm that work there. All right, talk shit about my fucking game Fortress craft saying, it's a rip off and that Fortress craft could go suck a fucking dick. This motherfucker with a t-shirt with two horses fucking each other with rainbows talking about Fortress Craft could suck a dick motherfucker. You got another homo sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln fuck him. Go to this video right now and send your fucking FAG hate. I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fucking talk shit about your whole goddamn crew. And fucking bring you down to your fucking knees where you can actually suck a fucking cock faggot. 
                    Alright, I gotta set the record straight, something is REALLY pissing me off. Notch took another game and ripped it off and made Minecraft. Alright? If we're gonna call stuff a ripoff, let's call it what it is. Notch took another game, ripped it off, created Minecraft. Now Notch comes over to Machinima, alright? And he's sitting next to these dudes and they meet up and blablabla, and these little fucking FANBOYS at Machinima Realm YEAH YOU FAGGOTS AT MACHINIMA REALM THAT WORK THERE, alright? Talk shit about MY fucking game, fortresscraft? Sayin that it's a ripoff and tha- that fortresscraft can go suck a fuckin' dick? This motherfucker with a t-shirt with 2 horses fuckin' each other with rainbows? Talking about fortresscraft can suck a dick? Motherfucker? You got another homie sitting right next to you that looks like Abe Lincoln! FUCK HIM! Go over to this video right now and send your fucking F.A.G hate, I'm unleashing all these motherfuckers on you. You fuck, don't fucking talk shit about me and my fucking game, or I'm gonna fuckin' talk shit about your whole goddamn crew and fuckin' bring you down to your fucking knees, where you can actually suck a fucking cock, faggot.