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Dream’s Crashout (Evil Plan)

    Dream's crashout

    From Dream’s crashout on stream after his fallout with Tommyinnit.

    ALL MY EVIL PLANS... ITS COME TOGETHER! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHONING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED! EXECUTED! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WORD! ANOTHER BAD WORD! THEY. WILL PERISH. I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM. AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU! BECAUSE OF YOUR GENDER AND YOUR SEX AND BECAUSE I'M HOMOPHOBIC. I HATE ALL OF YOU AND I ALWAYS HAVE. YOU GOT ME! BUT ITS TOO LATE, ITS GONE THROUGH. THE PLAN IS BEEN EXECUTED. AHA! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON... IN HELL.
    ALL MY EVIL PLANS👿 ...ITS COME TOGETHER 👿! ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAMSMP ARE UNDER NDA AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS🗣️ ! AND I'VE BEEN SIPHENING EVERY DOLLAR THEY'VE MADE FROM ALL THE CLOUT THAT I GAVE THEM🙌 ! CAUSE I MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM😡 ! AND I HAVE THEIR PARENTS NUMBERS AND I WILL HAVE THEM EXECUTED☠️ ! EXECUTED💀 ! IF THEY SAY ANOTHER BAD WoRD🤬 ! ANOTHER BAD WORD🚫 ! THEY🤦 . WILL PERISH🙅 . I WILL KILL ALL OF THEM😤 . AND ALSO SECRETLY, I HATE ALL OF YOU🗣️ ! ALL OF YOU 🗣️ ! FOR YOUR GENDER🚻 FOR YOUR SEX❤️‍🔥 AND BECAUSE IM HOMOPHOBIC ❌ I HATE ALL OF YOU 😡 AND I ALWAYS HAVE 🤬

    Eggman announcement

      Eggman announcement copypasta
      Original

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS.

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        byu/Mayrink from discussion
        inspeedrun

        The speedrun copypasta came from u/fredrikj responding to another user on a Super Mario Odyssey run. It was originally 2 separate comments in a thread but people combined them together to become a meme. Its used as a joke whenever someone breaks a new speedrun record nowadays.

        The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

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        byu/Mayrink from discussion
        inspeedrun
        Not a chance. The movement is too optimized at this point. I expect at most 10-20 more seconds can be saved, maybe a minute with TAS. 
        It could be. People will continue competing for a while, but it would take inhuman luck in addition to perfect execution to beat this time. I wouldn't be surprised if this record stands forever.

        Inauguration Day

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          QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer.

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            byu/2agrant from discussion
            innfl
            I’ve been so happy for QJ when he has been used in games the right way and he has been able to do something with it, but the guy’s chances are all used up. If he is a starter anywhere next year I’ll be shocked.

I am the guy who defends everybody on the damn team because I only want positivity surrounding them. I don’t like risking even the small chance that they don’t perform well because some a-hole online said something shitty about him. So it absolutely kills me to even write this just on the off-chance that the guy sees it, but…

QJ just doesn’t have it. He just doesn’t. 186 yards against a raiders team that couldn’t be bothered to cover him for real? Okay, yes, he did have that awesome sideline snag he somehow actually reeled in, but it was the first time ever in all his contested or challenging catching opportunities that he actually came down with it. That’s great for him, but not great if you’re a first round pick in the pros and at the end of your second year getting first team reps. That game was a fluke, not the start of a new trend for him.

QJ has no killer mentality. He is NOT a killer. Meanwhile, (fellow 2023 chargers WR draftee out of TCU) Darius Davis has returned kicks for TDs and holy shit did he lay out for that TD against the Patriots.

And Q’s lack of killer instinct was confirmed for me, weirdly, when I saw Q in a video the team posted last year where he played Madden against Darius. DD smoked Q, and I know it’s a video game, but the way the whole thing played out just said so much. QJ has the body of a killer, but not the mind of one. DD has the mind of one, but not the body. Turns out the mind is more important. Same reason 6’0” Ladd blew everyone away this year.

You have to battle in the NFL. You have to fight. You have to not let a smaller defender push you off your route on 4th and fucking short when your team needs you. You have to get to the first down marker. You have to catch the fucking ball. If you can’t do that, you just don’t belong among starters in the pros.

            Signalis Reference???

              Signalis
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              PirateSoftware – Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons

                From a clip of PirateSoftware before abandoning his team in a dungeon causing the deaths of 2 Lvl. 60s in hardcore WoW.

                Some of the best moments that I’ve had inside dungeons are because of “Oh shit ! We’re all going to die if we don’t execute this perfectly, and we toughen up at that moment. We kicked some ass , and we got to live.” I’ve made it all the way to now without dying because of that—because we didn’t give up 
                In the deep of Dire Maul奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 提悲伤的歌歌 
                In the deep of Dire Maul👹奏出伤的歌 Every man for himself 🏃‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Mage cannot save you 🧙‍♂️提悲伤的歌 Blink Blink ✨ 提悲伤的歌 To the door of light 🚪提悲伤的歌 
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                毛茸茸的放蕩派對 The Great Blink Forward 裙帶關係 
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