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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

    Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

    Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.


    Eggman announcement

      Eggman announcement copypasta
      Original

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy

        Original post

        Created by u/andris_biedrins on r/nba in 2016, its a serious post questioning if its legal to distract your opponents by kissing your teammates. The post has become a meme and its often adopted to other sports as a joke.

        It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

        CS2

        Why don't players use kissing as a tactic in playoff matches?
        byu/funmighthold inGlobalOffensive
        Imagine this: Major quarter final. Faze vs Vitality. Faze are huge underdogs and they know it, but they've pushed it to map 3. Game is tied 11-11 and its a 1v1 zywoo vs s1mple, but s1mple is on low hp. All of a sudden, karrigan and elige stand up and start passionately making out on stage. Zywoo sees this and gets distracted, allowing s1mple to win the easy 1v1 and win the series.

Why has nobody used this tactic before? Is there a rule against it?

        Valorant

        Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?

Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?

        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Haikaveh

          Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Haikaveh, a nickname of the pairing for Alhaitham and Kaveh in Genshin Impact.

          I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Haikaveh. I try to do Alhaitham's story quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Kaveh's hangout quest. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sumeru event. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Sethos' voiceline about Alhaitham and Kaveh. Haikaveh appear together. I try to play Alhaitham's voiceline about Tighnari. He just keeps mentioning Kaveh.

They grab me by the throat. I pull for them. I study languages and architecture for them. I listen to “Writing on the wall” both versions 520 times for them. They aren't satisfied. I make content of them. "We don't need this much fan creation" They tell me. "Buy our new merch." They grab Hoyo and force them to collab with KFC. "You just need to make a namecard of us stand next to each other. We can show the world of our love more"

I can't buy the new KFC merch , I don't have enough money. They grab my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab Mehrak. Kaveh says "Mehrak, get them." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, Haikaveh is so canon it make Alhaitham's yume crash out. What a cruel world.

          Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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            Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.
            Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...

            I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?

              Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.

              I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.

              You have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball.

                Wrecking Ball copypasta

                Created by u/cookiedou3 for r/WreckingBallMains, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Wrecking Ball from Overwatch 2.

                To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball. The gameplay is extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of geometry and physics most of the tech will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ball's intellectual outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Berdyaev Nikolai literature, for instance. The Ball mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these techs, to realize that they're not just effective- they say something deep about GAMING. As a consequence people who dislike Wrecking Ball truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fun in Ball's iconic catchphrase "Wrecking Ball: Online." which itself is a cryptic reference to Kropotkin's Russian epic A Factor of Evolution. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lee Bradley Baker's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a Wrecking Ball tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 comp ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

                Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person!

                  Its the script for the Jet2 Holiday ad that is trending on Tiktok.

                  Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person! thats £200 off for a family of four!
                  DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4
                  nothing beats a jet2 holiday! and right now you can save £50 per person! that’s £200 off for a family of four. we’ve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. but now with jet2 holidays! package holidays you can trust. atol protected.
                  nothing beats a jet2 holiday! ☺️and right now you can save £50 per person! 😜 that’s £200 off for a family of four. 😰 we’ve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. 🤗 but now with jet2 holidays! 🥺 package holidays you can trust. 🙂‍↕️atol protected. 👍