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I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

    Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

    Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
    I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

    Eggman announcement

      Eggman announcement copypasta
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      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

      My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

        My name is Edwin lyrics

        Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

        My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
My name is Edwin

        Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best

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          Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.

Now, you look at these modern sets, right? They’ve got all these new Pokémon, I can’t even pronounce half their names. It’s like they just keep adding more and more, and it’s confusing, folks. It’s not the same. They’ve got all these fancy holographics, these ultra rares, hyper rares, whatever they call them. It’s too much, it’s over the top. It’s not the same charm, not the same magic.

Back in the day, when you pulled a holographic Charizard, it was incredible. It was like winning the lottery. Now, they’ve got all these gimmicks, these GX, EX, VMAX, who knows what else. It’s too complicated. The base set was simple, straightforward, and that’s what made it great. You had 151 Pokémon, you could collect them all. Now, there’s like a thousand. How are you supposed to catch them all, folks?

And the artwork, the original artwork, it was beautiful. Ken Sugimori, remember that name, he’s a genius. The new cards, they’re flashy, sure, but they don’t have the same heart. They don’t have the same soul. The base set had personality. It had character. It was something special.

So, we need to go back to basics, folks. We need to appreciate the classics. The base set is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Nothing compares. Not these modern sets with their bells and whistles. The base set is timeless, and it will always be the greatest. Believe me.

          I fucking hate simps so much

            I fucking hate simps so much. Those dumb fucking libtard simp cucks. Imagine simping for any fucking woman, let alone a libtard OnlyFans thot. You're over here edging to some sub-5 roastie until you're the colour of a Grimace shake, while I've been mewing and jelqing for the past 5 years to become more skibidi. Now, while you're STILL shilling her OnlyFans, I am such a based and redpilled gigachad sigma rizzler that have multiple level-10-gyatt Livvy Dunne lookalikes guzzling my glizzy on the regular.

And I can see you malding from your gooncave in the chat right now, saying that all my yapping is just capping, but that copium is about to run out. Peep the board. It's up to 10 kills already and I just wiped out tomato town. Now I'm locked in and on my way to collect the final Fanum tax, yet here you are without a chug jug.

You're cooked, beta. This is the end of the grind for you. You can either griddy towards the nearest rickety stool and ropemaxx or suffer the full extent of the brutal
mogging that's about to take place. Either way, it's time to get this ratioed.

            I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

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              byu/Lucizen from discussion
              inrivals

              A mod of r/rivals accused someone else of cheating after seeing his Punisher gameplay. He said he was 100% sure and locked the post and the comment. The comment then became a meme and is used as a joke whenever someone posts a gameplay clip.

              I just watched your videos and I can say with 100% certainty that you are using an aim assist software.

Keep it off this subreddit. If I see it again you'll be banned.

I'm not going to delete this post because I find it funny you think you can convince us you're legit

              Fucking god damn…Bigger tits he says…5th tit revision in a row

                "Fucking god damn...Bigger tits he says...5th tit revision in a row, not thicc enough he says make them biGGER. As if giving her two planets for an ass wasn't enough....Bigger tits I caNT BELIE-" 
                Fucking god damn...bigger tits he says...5th tit revision in a row, not thicc enough he says make them biGGER. As if giving her two planets for an ass wasn't enough....bigger tits I caNT BELIE-

                Chewbacca defense

                  South Park Chewbaca defense script

                  It came from an episode of South Park S02 “Chef Aid” where the criminal defense lawyer tries to confuse the jury rather than refute the case of the prosecutor.

                  I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.