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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

    Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

    Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. 


    Eggman announcement

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! 

      Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.

        Silksong fans crashing out yet again after there was no reveal of Silksong during the Summer Game Fest 2025.

        Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.
        
        Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.
        
        Because tonight was the last straw.
        
        We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.
        
        Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.
        
        And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.
        
        If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.
        
        We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.
        

        🅱️OIIII 😂🫱 He need some milk! 👌E💯If she breathes, SHE’S A TH🅾️T

          *inhales* 🅱️OIIII 😂🫱 He need some milk! 👌E💯If she breathes, SHE’S A TH🅾️T💯 REEEEEEEE- XD OOF 🥛 big chungus [everyone liked that] ✅You mean OUR meme *☭ sovet anthem INTENSIFIES* 😱 Keanu Reeves NOT CLICKBAIT 😂 You sir, just won the internet! 🏅 I SMELL PENNIES 🪙 Discord Reddit cringe Genshit Impact furry simp mods be like: minecraft good, fortnite bad, anime bad, tiktok bad, roblox bad 😎 *LE EPICALLY T-POSES* 😂👌💯 Drip Goku: DoUKnowDaWae Cheems that heckin doggo and Sans is Gigachad 🗿 This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 😔 *Halo Theme Plays while I Kazotsky Kick* Omae Wa Mou, Shindieru 💯🔥 NANI?! *TRIGGERED* *lego yoda death sound* DAB 😂 🅱️eeseChurger 🤔 YEET No one: Entire Shrek Movie Script: Ya like Jazz? 🅾️K👌 POGCHAMP 😮 PEWDS VS TSERIES 💯👌 its actually HOMIE-SEXUAL 🙄 *Insert Entire Bee Movie script here* ⏱️ ITS TIME TO STOP 🛑 FILTHY WEEB NORMIES- please let that be ironic 🅱️ruh Momento RESPECT + Doomslayer: Remember, no furries *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING*💯🔥 Uno Reverse ..Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good. Hippity Hoppity, your meme is now my property! Go Commit Die *Ali-A Intro 🅱️ass 🅱️oosted plays* Can I get a HOYYAAAA!! 😳 YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL 🇧🇷 Want a Sprite Cranberry? 🎄 FBI OPEN UP! Burger King Foot Lettuce 😜 Derp. Boi I didnt know you were dank like that 😎 

          Well well well. It appears you are a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur.

            Started as a cursed comment responding to the original Vaporeon copypasta which became a copypasta in itself.

            Well well well. It appears [NAME] is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE'S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you're fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT'S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That's right. THERE'S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don't need a sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic, or leafeon's vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. it's basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call. 

            Better formatting and proof-read

            Well, well, well. It appears that [insert the person that posts the Vaporeon copypasta] is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
            
            Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
            
            And hat's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
            
            There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right!
            
            But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
            
            Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
            
            Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
            
            I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call. 

            2022 version

            Well, well, well. It appears that [insert user who used the copypasta] is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. 
            
            Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishiness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. 
            
            And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core and beyond. 
            
            There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! 
            
            But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! 
            
            Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F\*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a nonsexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippiness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. 
            
            Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL, such as soft vore? Well, guess fucking what? It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure 😭, they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! 
            
            I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

            My cousin Walter jerked off in public once

              Mallrats story on cousin jerking off in public on a plane

              Its a quote from the movie Mallrats (1995) where Brodie tells a crazy story of his cousin jerking off on a crashing plane.

              My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
              Well, did he cum, or what?
              Jesus CHRIST man there’s just some things you don’t say in public!

              Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak: (Dedlock)

                Reasons to believe that this is a legitimate leak:
                - OP's account was created today.
                - Floor pattern shows that this image was from map testing, not the sandbox. This could mean that OP was testing abilities in real map, a troll would probably just boot up sandbox to take the screenshot
                
                - Bebop's ultimate and hook are upgraded but bomb is not, might mean that OP had been testing the abilities around before taking this image (someone who wanted to make a troll post would probably just boot up sandbox and take a screenshot to edit).
                
                - This image has been taken from a phone, it has not been exported from photoshop. (To fake this, OP would have to get a screenshot, edit it in an image editor, export and open it, then take the image with a phone instead. A low quality troll would probably just post the exported image from photoshop as is).
                
                Does this prove that this leak is legit? Not really, it can still be faked, but these are definitely good signs.