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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like “damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin’ fine

    Classic 4chan "Imagine being Arnold in that scene"

    Its a classic 4chan copypasta back from 2012 about how Arnold Schwarzenegger would have felt when looking at Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie True Lies.

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. 


    Eggman announcement

      Its the infamous video of Eggman announcing to the whole world that Shadow pissed on his wife and he’s ending the world because of that.

      I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! 

      Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person!

        Its the script for the Jet2 Holiday ad that is trending on Tiktok.

        Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday! and right now, you can save up to £50 per person! thats £200 off for a family of four!
        DARLING HOLD MY HAND🗣️🗣️NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY 🔥😭🙏🔛🔝🔝🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON🗣🔊🔊🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4
        nothing beats a jet2 holiday! and right now you can save £50 per person! that’s £200 off for a family of four. we’ve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. but now with jet2 holidays! package holidays you can trust. atol protected.
        nothing beats a jet2 holiday! ☺️and right now you can save £50 per person! 😜 that’s £200 off for a family of four. 😰 we’ve got millions of free child place holidays available with 22 kg of baggage included. 🤗 but now with jet2 holidays! 🥺 package holidays you can trust. 🙂‍↕️atol protected. 👍

        Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

          Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
          byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
          Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔
          
          The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀

          HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡

            NOOOO ⛓😈😈😈🤬😡👺 HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡⛓😈🤬🤬🤬⛓⛓ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ‼🤬⛓⛓⛓⛓👺⛓ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT 🚫🚫🚫❌❌ UNDERASTIMATE😡😡 THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER 😂😂🤬🤬👺👺⛓⛓⛓⛓

            Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck

              Caesar explaining Hegel

              Its from the Youtuber “Luke Correia” where he did a voice-over for Caesar in Fallout New Vegas having a crashout explaining Hegel dialectics. The video ‘thesis antithesis synthesis’ is also sometimes known as Hegel copypasta.

              Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn't study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who's CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms "thesis, antithesis, synthesis" to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn't Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it's clearly inferior to Hegels dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It's I_I called imminent critique. And dialectics is only ONE PART of Hegels full method. Which again is called Imminent critique which you would know if you had ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ HEGEL ITS LITERALLY IN THE SCIENCE OF LOGIC YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I honestly cannot believe the fucking arrogance to come onto this post, spouting that anti Hegel] garbage. Where did you get your fucking info on dialectics? Fucking Jason Unruhe? Jesus fucking Christ I cannot deal with this bullshit right now I'm sorry I'm leaving I'm fucking leaving

              Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks

                malaking epekto sa boston celtics ang pagkawala ni jison titum🥀sa kanilang lineup dahil sa game six natalo sila sa new york knicks kung kamakailan si jison Tatum🥀😭 nagkaroon ng injury dahilan hindi sya nakararo💯 sa game six at nayari na sila sa kamay ng new york knicks sa boston celtics fans end season na ang ating team pahinga muna🗣️magpalakas💯 para sa next season, for the new york knicks sasabak ulit tayo parang naging butas karayon ang ating dadaanan bago makamtan ang inaasam asam na ang trophy or kampyonato💯 sa eastern conference.💯💯💯🗣️😭
                Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks ang pagkawala ni jisun titum😞🤯 sakanilang line up nila dahil sa gim 6 natalo sila sa Nyu yurk niks😫😫 kung kamakailan si jisun titum nagkaroon ng injuri dahilan😭😭🥀🥀 Hindi sya nakalaro sa gim 6 at nayari na sila sa kamay ng Nyu yurk niks🫰🤯😫😭 at sa bustun siltiks pans ind sison na ang ating tim😢😢😭😭🥀🥀😞

                English translate

                The loss of Jayson Tatum from their lineup had a big impact on the Boston Celtics because in game six they lost to the New York Knicks. Recently, Jayson Tatum had an injury that caused him to miss game six and they were done for by the New York Knicks. Boston Celtics fans, the season is over. Our team needs to rest first. Let's get stronger. For the New York Knicks, we will compete again. It seems like we have a long way to go before we achieve the trophy or championship we are hoping for in the Eastern Conference.

                Alex Megos

                  Every copypasta about Alexander “Alex” Megos, a German professional rock climber. Megos has grooming allegation with his current girlfriend (19 years old) after fans notice that he was her legal guardian when she was a child.

                  For more context, he took in Ukrainian refugees and started to date one of them. She was 17 when she moved in with the group and didn’t come with her parents, so Alex became her legal guardian. They started dating sometime after she turned 18. Alex is 31, so he has been accused of grooming her.

                  As evidence, there are photos on both of their Instagram where they are standing very close or have their arms around one another, along with hearts and things that imply that they’re dating.

                  Publishing such content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

                  This was apparently sent to anyone accusing him of grooming which then became a joke/copypasta whenever he is mentioned.

                  Hello, I would like to point out that by publishing such content about the athlete Alexander Megos you may be committing a criminal offense under German law and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed on to the law enforcement authorities and the relevant lawyers for Alexander Megos. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation
                  
                  Anyone who asserts or spreads a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible or to degrade them in the public opinion will be punished with imprisonment of up to one year or a fine, unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly, in a meeting or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to two years or a fine.
                  
                  We kindly ask you to delete your post and refrain from posting such content.

                  Saw Alex Megos at a mall

                  Its the Flying Lotus copypasta but changed to Alex Megos with a bit of German dialogue and also his grooming allegation.

                  You know, I saw Alex Megos at a mall near the high school yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, so wie du es jetzt tust?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Teen Vogue magazines in his hands without paying.
                  
                  The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, probably due to her early-20s age, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
                  
                  When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “um jegliche elektrische zu verhindern infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

                  Uwu-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

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                  Emoji-fied publishing content about Alexander Megos may be criminal offense

                  Hello 👋 I 💁‍♀️ would like to point 👉 out that by publishing 📰such content about the athlete 🧗 Alexander Megos 💪 you may be committing a criminal offense ⚖️ under Franconian law📃 and must therefore assume that these actions will be passed 🔜on to the law enforcement authorities👩‍⚖️ and the relevant lawyers 👨‍💼💼 for 🧑‍🍼🧑‍🧒Alexander Megos🚸. Criminal Code (StGB) § 186 Defamation 🚔
                  
                  Anyone who asserts 🔇or spreads 🗞️a fact about another which is likely to make that person contemptible 👎 or to degrade them in the public opinion 🆘will be punished 🚨 with imprisonment 🏛️ of up to 1️⃣ year or a fine 💸 unless this fact is demonstrably true, and if the act is committed publicly📢 in a meeting 👥 or by spreading content (§ 11 paragraph 3), with imprisonment of up to 2️⃣ years or a fine 💰‼️
                  
                  We kindly ask you to delete 🚮🙅‍♀️your post and refrain from posting such content 🤗