trump copypasta

Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris

For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.

People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.

This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.

Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks

This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

OP is a Trump supporter.

OP is a Trump supporter.

I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.

Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.

ATTENTION MAGA PATRIOTS

while you're at it, do send these info to the FBI

We do not have much time to act.

POTUS is strongly considering PARDONING all of the patriots who #stormthecapitol

BUT we need to get him the right information so he can do it in the next week and a half.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A PARDON please respond with a message containing the following information

 1.   Your name

 2.   Your city

 3.   What crimes you think you need to be pardoned for and a brief explanation of why you need the pardon (e.g. trespassing - entered the capitol; theft - stole art from the capitol; assault, etc.)

The President will need this list by TUESDAY before the House can vote to impeach again.

Please share to anyone who may need it, we are trying to stay off the MSM so that the left does not learn of the President's plan.

How Trump can still win

Strongly recommend searching this up, it was very educational

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

My President does not need to cheat in order to win.

My President does not need to cheat in order to win. My President loves this country and ALL of its people. My President would not sell this country to our worst enemy, transforming it from a gleaming republic and beacon of freedom to another steaming pile of communist filth. I'm on the side of right and light. You're on the side of subversion and the darkness. You think you won, but all you won is your one way ticket to hell.