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Kristi Noem fired

UH OH! 💀 Kristi MOAN 😩 just got FIRED 🛑🚨 as HOEmeland 🏡 SEXcurity 👮mistress 🙅😱 by President 🤢 tRUMP 🍊🍑 after getting 🤒 POUNDED 🥊🥵 by the SINate 🧑‍⚖️ JUICYPUSSY 🐱💦 CUMMITTEE ✊ grab ur fav ILLEGAL 👽 bc the borders 🤺🗺️ are OPEN 🙌 to CUM ➡️ INSIDE 🤤🍆🤰 she’s going ✈️ home 2️⃣ South dakHOEta 🌎 to shoot 🔫 some dogs 🐕 🥺 and take BACKSHOTS 🔙🔫💦 send to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur sluttiest 🙆‍♀️ domestic terWHOREists 👹🤠 If u get 0️⃣ back 😢 ur getting DETAINED 😳🚔👮 5️⃣ back ur getting ICED 🧊 out in the bedroom 🛌🥱 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur an open 🤸 border 🆓 BABE 💋

BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Kristi NO-‘EM 😩💔 😩🚫 just got her WHOLE POLITICAL BBL 🍑📉 CLAPPED OUT THE DOOR 🚪💨 by 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 Donny TRUMP🍔👔

she thought she was a BIG 💪🔥 deal at the White House 🏛️ but all he wanted her ASS 🍑🍑 on a platter! 😱🍽️ 🚩“You’re FIRED!” 🔥💼 yelled Trump as he SLAPPED 👋 the SASSY 🍑 HOE like she was a dirty DISH 🍽️ at Mar-a-LAG-O 🍸😏

she made a BIG LEAP 🦘💦 from presidential LOVE to being a sad little HOE 🚶‍♂️💔 on the unemployment line 🚏💸 , don’t forget to send this to 5️⃣🔥🍑 of your HORNY HOs 🍑💦 or you'll miss out on a wild ride 🌪️💨 to HELL 🔥🔔 with ASSets ✨💰🍑 like those! 😂😜 BOOM!!! 💣💣

🚨💄❄️ BYE-BYE ICE Barbie ❄️💄🚨 — after getting absolutely POUNDED 👊🔨at that hearing 👨🏻‍⚖️🏛️🎤 harder than the Senate Twink 💅🍆👋 DHS griftin and cheatin’ Kristi Noem 🐶🔫 just got the political BOOT she’s been licking this whole time!!! 👢👅🥵 That Mar-a-Lago 🧟‍♀️ face couldn’t stop 🛑 her from Mar-a-La-GOING HOME🏖️ 🛣️🏚️😬 bc the ICE 🧊 Barbie is melting faster than an ICE van running over a teacher 👩🏾‍🏫 with the sirens on 🚨🚐💋💨 and the Truth Social 📱📸 posts are about to blow up 🤯more than her illicit affair with Corey LEWDendowski 🥵💦😩 

Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-servatives!!! 🐘❤️ If you get  2️⃣5️⃣ back you’re getting WET at Alligator Alcatraz 🐊  🚅 If you get 0️⃣ back get ready to hear YOU’RE FIRED!!!! 🫵🏻😧 from Daddy Trump!!! 🤪🥵😈

🔥🥵UH OH 🥵🔥KRISTI MOAN 💋💃JUST GOT SACKED 🎆🧨FROM DEPARTMENT OF HORNY 💦🍆SECURITY. 👮💅BETTER GET THAT ✅💸WATERPROOF 💦😤🥵BLANKET FROM THE JET 🛫🛬🛩️AND TAKE SOME BACKSHOTS 🐶🐕‍🦺DOGGY 🦴🍆STYLE. 🪩💃SEND THIS TO YOUR 🔟TEN 🔟HORNIEST SLUTS 💋💅IF YOU GET ONE🎟️☝️ BACK YOU ARE 🪑SITTING IN THE 🔞🪩CUCK 🔞 KENNEL 🐶🥵IF YOU GET 🔟TEN🔟🔞 BACK YOU ARE THE NEW 👸💋MISTRESS 👸💇‍♀️OF DEPARTMENT 🏢OF 🥵🍆💦HORNY SECURITY 💋🐕‍🦺

Hey, you patriotic POUNDHOUNDS 🇺🇸🐶💦, gather ‘round for the HOTTEST 🍑🔥 political TEA ☕! Kristi Noem 👩‍🦰 got BOOTY-BOOTED 🍑👢 by Trump 🍊🤡 as Homeland Security Secretary after ICE ❄️🔪 CHILLED OUT two Americans 🇺🇸💀, and now she’s getting GRILLED 🍔🔥 HARDER than a steak by the House Oversight Committee 🏛️👀! They’re SLAMMING her 🍆💥 for that ICE COLD mess ❄️😱 Trump said, “NOEM way, babe!” 🚫😤 and replaced her with Markwayne Mullin from Oklahoma 🌾👨‍🌾, who’s ready to SLIDE INTO that position 🍌📏 and SECURE our borders harder than a chastity belt 🔒🥵! Rumor has it Noem’s exit was a real DOGGY STYLE disaster 🐶🍑 and don’t forget, this PUPPY POUNDER 🐶🔫 famously WHACKED her own doggo 🐕💔—talk about a BITCH MOVE 🐾🍑Send this to 10 of your SLUTTY SENATORS 👅🗳️ in the next 69 seconds ⏰😏, or you’ll be STUCK with a DOGGONE bad replacement 🐶❌! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re a certified CAPITOL CUMMANDER 🍆🏛️; get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be BANGING the gavel ALL NIGHT LONG 🍆🔨🌙💦💦💦!

Hey, patriotic POUNDERS 🇺🇸💦, did you hear that Trump 🍊🤡 just FIRED 🔥👋 Kristi Noem, the National Security babe 🛡️👱‍♀️, and gave her the ultimate BOOTY CALL 📞🍑 outta the White House 🏛️? Word on the street is she couldn’t SECURE 🔐 the BONE-der 🍆🌎, and Trump was like, “You’re not my type for DEFENSE 😤🛡️, pack your BAGS 👜 and get that ASS 🍑 outta here!” Now she’s out there HUNTING 🐕🔫 for a new gig while Trump’s looking for someone to GUARD 🛡️ his “national treasure” 🍆💎 with more THRUST 💥😉.

Rumor has it she got caught DOGGY-STYLING 🐶🍑 her security protocols, and Trump said, “No more PUPPY LOVE 🐾💔, you’re a national DIS-ASSTER 😱💥!”

Send this to 10 of your horniest PATRIOT PALS 🦅💦—if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a certified SECURITY SLUT 🛡️😘; if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you’re ready to DEFEND Trump’s “tower” 🗼🍆 all night long 🌙💦!

Trump’s Memorial Day message

Its Trump’s Memorial Day message on Truth Social honoring the fallen heroes by attack Biden and the judges that undermine him.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls.

Its a copypasta of Putin describing Trump but it is unverifiable.

“I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls. He stayed in one of our finest hotels. Let’s just say… he has a real appreciation for gold and showers. I’ve seen things. He knows that. Some presidents send sanctions. He sends compliments. He listens. I’m very happy with him. Always have been.”

Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries…

Its a copypasta spread by Trump supporters to justify the tariffs he’s imposed that caused the market crash.

Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.

He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.

More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.

This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

Just a reminder that Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything. He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US. More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor. This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return. This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

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Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.

He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay the tariffs. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US by making it unprofitable for farmers to export, more supply in the states while demand remains static or near static for the same daily staples such as bacon, eggs, beef, pork, rice, beans, etc. the prices will drop - This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population - Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor.

This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

I wake up screaming. Cold sweats. The warm feeling of urine soaked sheets and Hasan Piker themed pajama bottoms a result of the incessant stress ive been under.

I wake up screaming. Cold sweats. The warm feeling of urine soaked sheets and Hasan Piker themed pajama bottoms a result of the incessant stress ive been under.

Im still safe. The election hasn’t happened yet- theres still hope.

My trans wife and her nonbinary partner comfort me. “Another one?” Xir asks. “Yeah”

I get changed, head into the kitchen and make myself a soylent shake to wash down the lorazepam and triflupromazine Ive had to be on since 2016. I add a few shots of canola oil because its a heart healthy fat (I trust the science), and my doctor says Im malnourished and exceedingly underweight for being a 30 year old male.

Trump has made my life a living nightmare. Fascism won. I sit down legs crossed (in order to not perpetuate toxic masculinity by taking up too much space where women exist). Unable to sleep, my mind ruminates on the possibility of ending up in a camp around this time next year. I hope it never comes to that. She has to win.

THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.