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Killed a Trump support with a dildo today.

    NTA, dildos can be dangerous, he clearly knew the risks
    This morning I heard someone say they voted for Trump. I panicked and immediately ran to get my 3 foot dragon dildo before beating him to death with it. I hope no one assumed I was a Trump supporter in the short time I allowed him to live.

    OP is a Trump supporter.

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      OP is a Trump supporter.
      
      I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.
      Hello, OP. I've searched through your account history and see that you agreed with trump once back in 2017. As a redditor, and a good human, i have downvoted every post and comment on your account as far back as december 7th, 2013, on 5 different alternate accounts. I have reported every single post you have ever made. I hacked into reddit's serverbase and found out your IP address, real home address, and have constructed several bombs which are shipping there as we speak. I await your death, nazi.

      ATTENTION MAGA PATRIOTS

        while you're at it, do send these info to the FBI
        We do not have much time to act.
        
        POTUS is strongly considering PARDONING all of the patriots who #stormthecapitol
        
        BUT we need to get him the right information so he can do it in the next week and a half.
        
        IF YOU WOULD LIKE A PARDON please respond with a message containing the following information
        
         1.   Your name
        
         2.   Your city
        
         3.   What crimes you think you need to be pardoned for and a brief explanation of why you need the pardon (e.g. trespassing - entered the capitol; theft - stole art from the capitol; assault, etc.)
        
        The President will need this list by TUESDAY before the House can vote to impeach again.
        
        Please share to anyone who may need it, we are trying to stay off the MSM so that the left does not learn of the President's plan.

        How Trump can still win

          Strongly recommend searching this up, it was very educational
          under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

          My President does not need to cheat in order to win.

            Trump does not need to cheat
            My President does not need to cheat in order to win. My President loves this country and ALL of its people. My President would not sell this country to our worst enemy, transforming it from a gleaming republic and beacon of freedom to another steaming pile of communist filth. I'm on the side of right and light. You're on the side of subversion and the darkness. You think you won, but all you won is your one way ticket to hell.

            Yep that confirms it I’m moving to Mexico

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              Yep that confirms it I’m moving to Mexico I have already took Spanish lessons so I am ready to go there, I can’t stay in this country any longer with Biden leading in the election.😡🤬