A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Oh my fucking god, I cannot stand it anymore... I think I must've become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive fucking erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels... And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing as well, if you happen to have a twitch account, please be sure to add me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I promise I'll donate every cent that I make every month, I usually just mow lawns for my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Anderson, but I swear I can do so much more! I'll probably get a job at Burger King since you get very delicious lunch breaks there!! And I'll make you the happiest girl in this green earth, you are so extremely beautiful it pains me to know I can't be on that bed with you... And people say you can't be a respectful man these days, well, as a brony, anime lover and gamer 4 life who definitely enjoys his time, I can assure you I'll be able to show you what a REAL man can do. Please baby I love you. I also do Fedora tricks.
Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.
I am in 5th grade.. I have a crush on this girl her hair smells like roses and her personality is golden so I decided to peacefully fap to her beautiful face in the middle of math because it was SOOO boring 😂😂😂 savage anyways she caught me and i was thinking she liked it making winks and smiling to her but she did not like it. 😒🤔😕so weird. she screamed then she started running to the principal office 😢🙄😬i cant stand that boomer 😂 savage 💯😎 anyway when she reported me she started spreading it 😭🙄🙄🙄😝now people call me weird and a 'loser' like whatt!???? 🙄 im totally a winner and part of the logang ✔️✔️✔️👍😂🥇😎 she now told her parents and im trying to break in her house 🏡😉💪✔️ i will do many things to her since she didnt like my fap 😅😂😂😂😎😎 she geting punsihed 🤣🤣🤣🤣anyways im gonna set the ladder up ✔️🤓😋 then go to her bedroom. 🤗😝😊 Hahahah ok wish me good luck rediit and pls give award so i can share my savage story, 🤣🤣😂😎😎💯💯👍 thanks redit and logang💪😎🤓
god I love her so fucking much, I have never met her but I need to breed with her, it is literally my only goal or purpose in life to have sex with this female individual. I need her. a thousand thoughts go through my head every minute and 900 of those are thinking about sex with her. I want to fuck this woman until she screams my name while I inject several gallons of my sticky off-white yellowish semen. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about this woman. if I had to kill every man woman in child on the planet including myself just to keep this genuine godess alive, I would be cocking my assault rifle before you could even finish speaking. there is quite literally nothing that I would not do for this woman. I need to know who she is. I need her in my life. she is my everything. like simon fucking viklund I will give her my all, I will give her the ejaculatory equivalent to a dozen horses all cumming in unison. she will look like that scene in suicide squad when the joker jumps into a giant vat of chemicals except instead of the joker its her and instead of chemicals its my fucking cum. I will literally cum more than my entire body could possibly contain in volume. I will violate the laws of physics just to cum on this woman as much as I can. god I cant fucking stand living without her. the fact that I dont know who she is or where she lives is the most genuinely painful experience any human being on the planet could possibly go through. kidney stones and pregnancy are fucking nothing compared to how I feel not being able to be with my one true love. the woman to end all women. a literal godess. you think the voices in your head are permeating? try being unendingly plagued by thoughts of constant fucking sex with this woman knowing you can never have her. every night in my dreams I see her imperceptibly beautiful face, like the fucking radiance I can''t get her out of my head I genuinely cannot exist without this woman. if I were to learn that this woman is no longer alive I would quite literally just fucking melt. the cops would find me melted like a wax figure into my $4000 razer RGB gaming chair, after dying of sadness and misery.
I saw a girl almost get gangbanged once. I did what any gentleman would do and jumped in front of her shielding her, sucking, jerking, grinding the offenders away one by one, well one by four. The maiden’s dignity was safe.
Laying there, vision a white blur, I reached outward to her. “Bobs….open…bo-, vagene to me..” then I passed out. Never saw her again.
