Okay guys, first day of college, my balls moist with excitement. I'm sitting alone in gender studies whenever I see her, the unicorn of my dreams. A big tiddie asian goth gamer girl with her headphones welded to her ears. Knowing that this was my only chance, I had to reel her in.
I unbuttoned the top 2 buttons of the pickle Rick costume I was wearing and then got a running start before swan diving onto her table, sliding across it until I stopped perfectly in front of her.
"You - I burped - like anime?" I asked her, my hands quaking with excitement.
It took her a second before responding.
"Yes." She said.
MOUTH DROPS "AWOOGA!" SEISURE OVERWHELMS MY WHOLE BODY VOMITS ALL OVER MYSELF *BREAKDANCES ON THE TABLE, GETTING LIQUIDS EVERWHERE."
"It sounds like your the girl for me. Are you free this Saturday?" I told her in my masculine, chad dialect.
She stood up from the table, standing over me in all of her anime glory. For a moment, she hesitated to respond, but then I happened. She threw up all over me and the table, bathing me in her pristine gamer girl vomit. She then ran away at mach speed, and I followed her in a smooth sliver across the floor.