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[█▓]Simp Copypasta
Browse every Simp copypasta from the infamous Discord message “can we honestly e date?” to the classic “*JAW DROPS humina humina awooga” copypasta.
I got banned from r/lgbt for posting this. I don’t know why, it was a legitimate question
Asking for a friend
Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in traditional Japanese clothing and swung around a sword for hours, honing my katana skills - preparing for the day that I move to Japan and become Hokage. Am I alone? If not, what’s it officially called? I thought “hentaisexual” might work but that sounds kinda retarded to me the more I think about it.I want to fuck another animated character from a video game🤐
Holy fucking🤬shit. I want to bang💥the princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn🤬 bad. I can't😓stand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a 🥰massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking🤬sex with🤭her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers😡and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zelda’s tight ass🥵. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies😣.
Fuck,🤬my fucking mom caught me with my dick in a picture of Zelda’s😳ass. I cut a hole in my pillow and went to downtown😎plow town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours😬 and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Switch😔. I might not ever get to see Zelda again😣.Isabelle from animal crossing is so fucking hot
If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Ladin, and Isabelle from animal crossing, and I had a gun with two bullets. I would shoot Hitler and Bin Ladin just to get some alone time with Isabelle. Holy shit I want to put my rock hard cock in Isabelles tight dog pussy and eject a gallon of sperm into her soft fur. Isabelle is so fucking sexy I jerk off to rule 34 art of Isabelle every night. I run through more Isabelle hentai than can be created. My entire fortune is going toward funding the genetic engineering of a real life Isabelle just so I can fuck her tight dog pussy*MOUTH DROPS* ASIAN GAMER GIRL LIKES ANIME!?
Okay guys, first day of college, my balls moist with excitement. I'm sitting alone in gender studies whenever I see her, the unicorn of my dreams. A big tiddie asian goth gamer girl with her headphones welded to her ears. Knowing that this was my only chance, I had to reel her in.
I unbuttoned the top 2 buttons of the pickle Rick costume I was wearing and then got a running start before swan diving onto her table, sliding across it until I stopped perfectly in front of her.
"You - I burped - like anime?" I asked her, my hands quaking with excitement.
It took her a second before responding.
"Yes." She said.
MOUTH DROPS "AWOOGA!" SEISURE OVERWHELMS MY WHOLE BODY VOMITS ALL OVER MYSELF *BREAKDANCES ON THE TABLE, GETTING LIQUIDS EVERWHERE."
"It sounds like your the girl for me. Are you free this Saturday?" I told her in my masculine, chad dialect.
She stood up from the table, standing over me in all of her anime glory. For a moment, she hesitated to respond, but then I happened. She threw up all over me and the table, bathing me in her pristine gamer girl vomit. She then ran away at mach speed, and I followed her in a smooth sliver across the floor.Pokimane Feet
Please
I just need a single picture PLEASE I'M GETTING DESPERATE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE PLEASE. I just want a single picture of her foot flexing and curling her toes. It's the only thing that can get me hard anymore. I can't even finish when having sex with my girlfriend unless I think of this picture that I need. Pokimane if you're reading this and you decide to help me in my time of need, please paint your toe nails a light sky blue. Thank you in advance.
Sincerely,
Orpis