MAD, aka "Mexican Airport Departure", is a European league of legends team that is often ridiculed for their inability to get out of play ins. They are specifically known for making it to worlds without winning a single best of 5.
Armut has such a big champ pool, he can play SSG Gnar, Dino Gnar, Gentleman Gnar, Snow Day Gnar, El Neon Gnar, Super Galaxy Gnar, Astronaut Gnar, and when he’s feeling spicy, Elderwood Gnar
Breaking news from Reykjavík, Iceland, where a crazed American man has been arrested after breaking into a hotel kitchen after close. It is alleged that he was a guest staying in the hotel.
Witnesses said that staff were alerted by his noisy presence, and when they tried to communicate with him, he ran around with his arms flailing, screaming that he was going to "flash bear stun the crab". Kitchen staff have confirmed that all seafood is delivered daily to maintain freshness, so there were no crabs to be found. As they tried to corner the man, he shouted "blabber fish in top river running from a rumble in the top side jungle!". He continued, "It's a rookie mad lion!".
Police arrived onsite shortly after and took the man into custody, whilst he further protested and screamed about needing to "smite the cloud dragon". He was taken to a local psychiatric facility for his condition to be assessed. Doctors reported, "It's terrible, I've never seen someone so deluded; he seems to think he is both a bear and a fish, simulatenously in a cloud, a river, and a jungle", whilst also noting on his obsession with crabs and dragons. The doctor remarked, "I've never seen someone so high on copium".
I fucking love Irelia's butt, I want to bury myself between those cheeks and just inhale the raw scent of the stank as it slowly crushes my skull
When both teams are even in gold, MLXG feels that RNG is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When RNG is 3k behind in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their "lead". When RNG is behind 7k in gold, MLXG thinks that RNG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When RNG is 10K behind in gold, MLXG thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight.
I cannot wait to see RED BULL BARON POWER PLAY, after they won the GRUB HUB teamfight. Maybe they can get those HONDA turrets, too! After they win the game, I can go tweet to get on their VERIZON all chat during the STATE FARM analyst desk