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Faker

    Faker is a professional League player

    Faker is a professional League of Legends (LoL) player for T1 and is arguably the most popular esports player to date due to his achievements and legacy.

    If Faker has a million fans

    If Faker has million number of fans I am one of them. If Faker has ten fans I am one of them. If Faker has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against Faker, I am against the world. I love Faker till my last breath.

    When both teams are even in gold, Faker feels that T1 is at a great advantage

    When both teams are even in gold, Faker feels that T1 is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to start a team fight. When T1 is 3k behind in gold, Faker thinks that T1 is at a small advantage, and he so he starts a team fight to secure their “lead”. When T1 is behind 7k in gold, Faker thinks that T1 is at a disadvantage and so he looks for a team fight to regain control of the game. When T1 is 10K behind in gold, Faker thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not start a team fight 

    Who is Faker

    Who is Faker? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Faker thinks, I agree. If Faker speaks, I’m listening. If Faker has one fan, it is me. If Faker has no fans, I don’t exist.

    Who is Faker (Twitch version)

    Who is Faker? GIGACHAD For the blind, He is the vision. GIGACHAD For the hungry, He is the chef. GIGACHAD For the thirsty, He is the water. GIGACHAD If Faker thinks, I agree. GIGACHAD If Faker speaks, I’m listening. GIGACHAD If Faker has one fan, it is me. GIGACHAD If Faker has no fans, I don’t exist..

    Yone

      Yone 🦹‍♀️ gets 150% crit value 💣 Additional magic damage ⚔️ Q cd shorter than ADC Auto Attack 🙀 W Shield bigger than Shen R 🗣 Manaless ❎ E True Damage 😭 Gets MS too ✌️ Stays in E forever 🤔 Catches you from 2 screens away 🔥 
      Yone 🦹‍♀️ 치명타 가치 150% 획득 💣 Additional magic damage ⚔️ ADC 자동 공격보다 짧은 Q cd 🙀 Shen R보다 큰 W 방패 🗣 Manaless ❎ E True Damage 😭 MS도 얻음 ✌️ Stays in E forever 🤔 2개의 화면 밖에서 당신을 붙잡습니다 🔥 

      Yeah I feel so bad for APA man, dude is legit just elohelled by his whole team

        Yeah I feel so bad for APA man, dude is legit just elohelled by his whole team it’s so sad to watch.
        
        Like the dude is the best talent the west has ever produced maybe since prime Caps, has great mechanics, absolute champion ocean, wins lane 99% of the time without jungle attention, unreal map movement, incredible tp usages, absurd team fighter but his team griefs him.
        
        As a diehard Team Liquid fan I hope TL treats APA like Faker and gives him a 15 yr contract + a stake on the team, he is a once in a lifetime generational talent that can talk the talk and walk the walk
        

        Gala legit has PTSD against Akali

          The copypasta came from League of Legends where a pro player ‘Gala’ started screaming in game that the champion Akali is coming. The clip then became and instant meme where the community jokes that he has PTSD from this specific champion and the copypasta was born.

          people don't realize that Gala legit has PTSD against akali
          
          There's a famous clip of Gala screaming "AKALI IS COMING AKALI IS COMING" repeatedly in a game where akali wasn't even picked. His teammates had to calm him down by saying "there's no akali calm down" lmao.

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          people don't realize that <person1> legit has PTSD against <person2>
          
          There's a famous clip of <person1> screaming "<person2> IS COMING <person2> IS COMING" repeatedly in a game where <person2> wasn't even picked. His teammates had to calm him down by saying "there's no <person2> calm down" lmao.

          Valorant

          People don't realize that Paper Rex legit has PTSD against c0m.
          
          There's a famous clip of something screaming "C0M IS COMING C0M IS COMING" repeatedly in a game where C0M wasnt even in. His teammates could not calm him down by saying "there's no C0M calm down" lmao.
          People don't realize that cauanzin legit has PTSD against Sova ults.
          
          There's a famous clip of cauanzin screaming "SOVA ULT IS COMING SOVA ULT IS COMING" repeatedly in a game where Sova wasnt picked. His teammates could not calm him down by saying "there's no Sova calm down" lmao.

          Karthus Ult

            Phreak stating that you can just type Karthus Ult

            Origin

            The ‘Karthus Ult’ copypasta is a reaction towards Riot’s employee ‘Phreak‘ statement that players can ask Karthus to use his ultimate in chat instead of pinging in game. In the video, Phreak was justifying the pinging changes since players can just type in game. The community reacted by meme-ing Phreak and writing exaggerated messages requesting Karthus to ult.

            Dearest Karthus

            Dearest Karthus, 
            
            I hope this finds you well. We seem to have found ourselves in a dire situation at the bottom lane. Please consider casting your ultimate ability to assist us as I do believe Lee Sin has come to dive our tower. 
            
            Sincerely, Your bottom lane
            Dearest and Most Revered Karthus, Archon of the Sorrowful Chorus and the Undying Specter of the Shadow Isles,As I pen this letter from the tumultuous battlegrounds of Summoner’s Rift, where the clamor of clashing steel and arcane energies fills the air, my heart is laden with both trepidation and hope. The situation we find ourselves in is nothing short of dire, a perilous dance on the razor's edge of victory and defeat. Our adversaries, emboldened by their relentless assault and unyielding in their quest for supremacy, bear down upon us with the ferocity of a tempest.In these desperate moments, my thoughts turn to you, Karthus, the harbinger of death's sweet lullaby, whose mastery over the macabre is sung in hushed tones across all the known realms. Your legendary ultimate ability, the Requiem, is a testament to your command over the ethereal forces of life and death—a cataclysmic power that has the capability to alter the very fabric of our current plight.Thus, with a heart full of solemn respect and a mind burdened by the gravity of our predicament, I implore you to consider the unleashing of your most fearsome and devastating weapon. Let your Requiem soar across the battlefield, a crescendo of doom that seeks to envelop our foes in its unyielding embrace, rendering their advances moot and their strategies null.As your incantation of destruction weaves its way through the ether, let it be the clarion call that heralds our comeback, the turning point in this epic saga that shall be recounted for ages to come. With your intervention, the tide of this battle may yet turn in our favor, snatching victory from the jaws of what seems like an inevitable defeat.I place my trust and faith in your unparalleled abilities, knowing that when you decide to unleash the full might of your spectral power, the very foundations of Summoner's Rift shall tremble, and our enemies shall quail in fear.I await, with bated breath and a hopeful soul, your favorable response to this earnest plea. May your decision be swift, and your aim true, as we stand on the precipice of what could either be our greatest triumph or our most lamentable failure.With the utmost admiration for your mastery over the arcane and the deepest respect for your unchallenged prowess,[Your Summoner’s Name], Faithful Ally and Comrade-in-Arms

            Shakesperean Poem

            Requiem,
            
            In the end, only the dead shall remain; One man, one soul, one will to Defile; A single guide that can stop this Wall of Pain; An alone soul from the Shadow Isle.
            
            Free me from the pleasures of this flesh Cocoon; Guide our feeble souls with your beautiful voice; Lay Waste upon thy enemies on this beautiful moon; Following your song in this rhythmic rejoice.
            
            I ask for forgiveness for all my sins; I ask for a guide to bring me salvation; I ask for thyself when your pilgramage begins; I ask for thyself out of desperation.
            
            I ask for a single wish in my postmortem; I ask for thyself; please bring forth Requiem.
            Requiem,
            
            
            In the end, only the dead shall remain;
            One man, one soul, one will to Defile;
            A single guide that can stop this Wall of Pain;
            An alone soul from the Shadow Isle.
            
            Free me from the pleasures of this flesh Cocoon;
            Guide our feeble souls with your beautiful voice;
            Lay Waste upon thy enemies on this beautiful moon;
            Following your song in this rhythmic rejoice.
            
            I ask for forgiveness for all my sins;
            I ask for a guide to bring me salvation;
            I ask for thyself when your pilgramage begins;
            I ask for thyself out of desperation.
            
            I ask for a single wish in my postmortem;
            I ask for thyself; please bring forth Requiem.