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Why did riot make the new prestige shaco a Twink?

Why did riot make the new prestige shaco a Twink?

You know why, imagine you're strolling through the jungle on graves, suddenly you step into a trap and hear a light melodic laugh, angry you look towards it and it's that sneaky little Twink! You chase after him your huge throbbing health bar barely even dented despite his ap centered build, realizing his tiny little (level) 6 can't stand up to your gigantic (lvl) 9 you catch him by the throat and blast him 3 no 4 times with your huge double barrelled "shotgun" filling his insides with potent hextech pellets, you both let out a groan as you fill him full with your gun's load and drop his limp body as you go to take his red buff

Naafiri Turned Me Into A Furry

naafiri turned me into a furry.

when i opened up my browser today, the champion ability spotlight caught my attention. and unknowingly, i clicked onto it. i havent play league in months, so i checked it out.

thats when it happened.

the fur, the stance, her tender canine legs wrapped in silky smooth bundles of silk. i instantly got hard. i contemplated jerking off, i was 20 days into my no jerkoff challenge. but then, she leapt out the screen, and on my desk, stood naafiri, her gorgeous fluffy bottom faced towards me and she looked backwards, suggestively raising her eyebrows at me.

i couldnt hold back.

i grabbed both furry peaks with my hands. god they were plump. i pulled them in and dug my face straight in. the stench and stink of pure manure infiltrates my nostrils as my tongue looks for treasure. as my tongue circles around, i find the doggy hole, and start piercing my tongue in and out hearing her howl a mix of pain and pleasure. this got me even harder, and i flip her onto her back, her dog belly exposed to me. god, i wonder how hot she'd look with my baby, impregnated and her stomach inflated with my child. i couldnt hold back any longer, and pumped my 9 inchh shaft striaght into her pussy, burying my wand deep into her magic pussy which seems to pulse as it swallows every inch. i could feel her tail wiggling happily and brushing against my balls, tickling me as i continue fucking her. "youre such a good girl for me, you howling bitch. aatrox couldnt make you cum like this" i whispered into her ear as i splurge with one final, intense thrust.

she's locked up in my cage in the back right now, but i'm going to use her again later. right now i need to practice some scroll mechanics tonight. i am god's bluest soldier after all.

Odoamne became what everyone feared.

Odoamne became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay bro?” asks Comp. "I’ve never been better Markos, I see it all now, they’re not going Baron or Dragon. They’re going home."

Next before TwitchCon, let’s talk about NA.

Copy and paste loltyler1 Thoughts On NA Performance At Worlds — Source

Next before TwitchCon, let's talk about NA.

You disgust me, you disgusting pieces of shit.

Your sorry scrub, bum, paycheck stealing bitch ass motherfucking bastards couldn't win one game. Not one game.

You couldn't take home one dub bro.

Like, I get it guys. You guys make zero content. You have no brands. You do not show up anywhere. You barely get flamed by anybody except maybe on Twitter DMs, bro.

I'm live 10 hours-ish a day five days a week. I get that.

Do you understand?!?!?! I tank the harrassment 99% of the time. So, when you lose, reminder, you're losing for me. Fuck NA, you're affecting me, and at this point my lawyers are probably going to contact these teams, because they're making me look bad.

I don't have too much to say. And notice I'm not saying we, suck. I'm saying they suck. I'm not a part of NA bro. I don't care. I don't care. I disown NA. I don't care bro they're trash.

The most embarrassingly pathetic games I've seen in my life bro.

Putting up no fight at all, just rolling over. It's so cringe.

You fucking sons of bitches, it's horrible bro, it's terrible. All I pray is guys, guys, don't, listen. I was going to say don't get on the plane back home if you go 0-18, but, it's in NA. Like bro it's a fucking hour flight. You can drive a car.

So I don't even know. Don't show your faces again bro. Don't show your faces again if you go 0-18. It would be so embarrassing for me. I don't care about for you, for me I'm not kidding. I might quit streaming, not going to lie, so bear that in mind. That's that bro.

I don't have too much to say. And notice I'm not saying we, suck. I'm saying they suck. I'm not a part of NA bro. I don't care. I don't care. I disown NA. I don't care bro they're trash.The most embarrassingly pathetic games I've seen in my life bro.Putting up no fight at all, just rolling over. It's so cringe.

You disgust me, you disgusting pieces of s**t.Your sorry scrub, bum, paycheck stealing b**ch a** motherf***ing bast**ds couldn't win one game. Not one game.You couldn't take home one dub bro.Like, I get it guys. You guys make zero content. You have no brands. You do not show up anywhere. You barely get flamed by anybody except maybe on Twitter DMs, bro.

Do you understand?!?!?! I tank the harrassment 99% of the time. So, when you lose, reminder, you're losing for me. F*** NA, you're affecting me, and at this point my lawyers are probably going to contact these teams, because they're making me look bad.

Jojopyun

Who is Jojopyun?

For the blind, Jojo is the light.

For the hungry, Jojo is the bread.

For the thirsty, Jojo is the fountain.

For the sick, Jojo is the cure.

For the prisoner, Jojo is freedom.

For the liar, Jojo is the truth.

For the traveler, Jojo is the way.

NAmen

EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0

As the third game ends and EG rises to celebrate a clean 3-0 Nisqy tears his jersey off to reveal a C9 shirt and starts chanting "USA USA USA" while frothing BBQ sauce from his mouth. Loud gunshots echo into the air in the arena and overhead a lone bald eagle screeches while dropping a green card on Nisqy's outstretched hands and shedding a single proud tear.

Jojopyun: “Nisqy trick y’all, man, like he playing mid well. He don’t help nobody, man. He just running around, no lane prio, doing nothing.” Made sure to note that Nisqy went 4/13 in a 3-0 today.

Then, I played vs him. "jojopyun". It was just another day of Play-ins, but not for me. This was the first time someone had truely decimated me in midlane, far worse than any LCK or LPL player on the Korean ladder. My jungler and Support must be at fault I thought. He's playing so aggressive, and where is my jungle and support? But it didn't matter how many times they came mid, he would outplay nearly every time and even when he didn't he would still win the lane. I was amazed and inspired that someone could play so well, what is he doing different? Is it because he's 16 years old and I have health problems? No, it wasn't. I started studying the VOD's extensively, clearly I didn't learn everything there is to know about the game if this kid is beating me. Then I saw it, we enter lane and I see him spamming dance as Sett.

Overheard in MAD locker room after Game 2:

“He got me,” Nisqy said of Jojopyun’s Sett laning versus him. "That f*ing rookie boomed me."

Nisqy added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.

Nisqy then said he wanted to add Jojo to the list of players he 1v1’s with this summer.

Jojopyun when asked about the difference in preparing for LOUD vs preparing for MAD:

"Do guys in the play-ins go to sleep early the night before playing Nisqy and MAD? Hell no. ... I'm going to the grubhub app ... have me a nice little bud light... Tinowns? I'm going to bed at 8 o'clock. ... Mom, don't call me. My girl, don't call me."