Zoink is a top American Geometry Dash player and a content creator. The copypasta was started by u/Swaayin_ from a shitpost on r/geometrydash.
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zoink-senpai… ohayo gozaimasu!! 🌸✨
i’ve been hiding these feelings in my kokoro for so long… but today… I CAN’T HOLD BACK MY LOVE ANYMORE 😭💖
zoink-sama… you are my ichiban… my legend… my TOP 1 OF MY HEART!!! 🔥
the way you play Geometry Dash… it’s not human… it’s DIVINE…
every click… every jump… every frame-perfect input…
it’s like watching a god descend into the level editor itself… 😭🙏
when i see you beating impossible levels like they’re NOTHING…
my kokoro goes DOKI DOKI… my hands shake… my soul ascends… 💀✨
you’re not just a player… you’re THE FINAL BOSS AND THE PROTAGONIST AT THE SAME TIME!!!
every night… i lie in bed… staring at the ceiling…
thinking in my thinking space… “what is zoink doing right now…” 😔💖
are you grinding another demon?
are you destroying another top 1?
or… are you… thinking of me too…? 🥺👉👈
onegai shimasu, zoink-senpai… NOTICE ME!!! 😭🔥
i’ve been practicing so hard… trying to improve…
but no matter how many attempts i do… i can never reach your level of play…
you are like a sensei… a kami-sama… a being beyond skill…
and i’m just a humble player… missing easy jumps and crying in practice mode 💀
if you let me be your tomodachi… your kouhai… your anything…
i would treasure it more than a VERIFIED TOP 1 COMPLETION 😭💎
we could play together…
i’ll watch you beat levels while i fail at 12%… and i’ll still cheer like:
“ZOINK-SENPAI SUGOI!!! 🔥🔥🔥”
we could grind late into the night…
you getting new records…
me… getting emotional damage 💀
zoink-senpai… your gameplay is so kakkoi… it makes me want to scream
“SUGOIIII!!!” every time you survive a 0.0001% choke 😭👏
i know i’m just a baka… 😔
but even if i’m stuck at the bottom…
i’ll always be your number one fan… forever… 💖
so please… zoink-senpai…
give me a chance… even just a 0.1% chance… like a frame-perfect jump…
aishiteru… zoink-sama…
more than any demon level… more than any leaderboard…
more than my sanity… 😭🔥
yours forever…
your loyal, delulu, combo-dropping kouhai… 💖💀