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I have a serious femboy porn issue.

    Femboy copypasta
    I have a serious femboy porn issue.
    
    Ok, I know this sounds like a meme but I swear it's not. For the past week or so I've been basically addicted to femboy porn. Like I've used it to get off a solid 3-4 times this week. I consider myself 100% straight. I have a loving girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart too, and I know it would break her heart knowing I've been jacking off to femboys and not her. I feel terrible about this and I really want to stop this.

    In order to be born…

      Femboy copypasta
      In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did you ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

      Chubby Femboy Porn

        Chubby femboy
        My kitten (my angel, my love, my darling) is chubby, subby and femme. He just mentioned that seeing porn that reflects his body type makes him feel better.
        
        He is the prettiest loveliest thing I've ever seen, so I'm all over the chance to make him feel that way. Does anyone have good references for (drawn) porn of cute femboys with tummies? I would owe you my life ;-;

        Minimum wage bussy

          Bussy is a slang term for the male anus
          is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom just so I can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to fuhq

          Femboy brigade deployed to Ukraine.

            We have sent femboys brigade over to Ukraine
            Blackhawks fly into Ukraine blasting Gucci Gang 2 days after US SEAD operations bomb Russian anti-air back into the Stone Age.
            
            A group of troops quickrope to the ground in maid outfits.
            
            Immediately whip out their phones to post on TikTok /#FemboyPower
            
            Russia gets firing solution based on the geotagged TikTok post.
            
            It misses, The femboy force is already en route.
            
            The Russian artillery was tracked by Enhanced Prophet operating out of a US FOB.
            
            The trap worked.
            
            Realizing their error, the russians scramble to abandon their entrenched artillery.
            
            They’re coming
            
            Without warning, Caramelldansen Trap Remix (misheard lyrics) starts coming from the wood lines all around them.
            
            (LRAD acoustic systems mounted on humvees projected the haunting tune deep into Russian controlled land.)
            
            The Russians take up arms, but the ghoulish voices surround them.
            
            They fire into the darkness, but miss their targets.
            
            🎶“Dance on my balls”
            
            The Russian commander drops dead. Direct hit.
            
            🎶”Cat fucking a handbag”
            
            More Russians succumb to the volley of fire. The music masks the shooters position
            
            🎶”yours only yours, we’re a single dance band.
            
            F-35s cruising at FL350 take out the Russian artillery with surgical precision while swatting flankers out of the air left and right.
            
            🎶”it’s no lie, Lisa in the crowd said”
            
            The FemboyForce emerges from the wood line unscathed and starts recording on their GoPros.
            
            🎶”look Larry had a vagina malfunction”
            
            The Russian troops commit ritual suicide after realizing they’ve been bested by a team of homosexual Americans.
            
            Decisive American Victory.

            I need a femboy

              Femboy is an adolescent male whose appearance and behavioural traits are regarded as conventionally feminine
              I just want a cute little femboy to please all my sexual needs, I would smash his boy pussy whusy and he would be like "Nwooo you boy cwant jwust boy cum in my boy pwussie sussie boy whussie", then I would be all like "YEEEEEEAH😎😎😎😎", then, when we are doing 69 (funny number big chungus), he would fart in my face accidentally, but then it wouldn't be just a boy fart ("bart", for the man of culture r/culture), it would be straight up shit, and I would happily eat all of it, and he would be like "What the fuck? Why are you eating my shit?", that question wouldn't be a wholesome 100 keanu reeves everyone liked that big chungus moment, then I would slap his butt as hard as I can and say "EMERGENCY MEETING, THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR AMANG US" and then he would say "Are you autistic?", then I would say "I KNOW WHO THE IMPASTER IS... MY PISS" and then I would eject my piss into his boy sussy whushy clushy amangus pussy, and it would be a real r/epic big chungy chungus chunguilus moment