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Parents caught me gooning to femboys what should I do?

    Its from a post on r/teenagersbutbetter that got removed shortly afterwards.

    so this happened last night and i’m still spiraling so bear with me
    
    basically, I'm 15, my family was going to the local fair thing that happens like once a year, they asked if i wanted to come but i said no cuz i had “homework” (i did NOT have homework bro i just wanted to stay home and do what needed to be done if u know what i mean 😭)
    
    so they leave, house is empty, i get comfy. lights off. headphones on. tabs open. i had my lil playlist goin and everything was set. it was some realll specific femboy stuff too like not just regular videos i was 12 pages deep in twitter threads w/ captions like “don’t scroll if you have school tmrw 😵‍💫💦”
    
    anyways i was DEEP into it like deep in the trenches brain fully goo. i think i had been at it for like an hour? maybe more? no clue. time stopped existing. i was whispering sh*t under my breath too like “yes please” and “good boy” (IK I KNOW DONT EVEN SAY IT BRO I’M AWARE 😭)
    
    and i had like some moan audios playing in the back too synced up with my d*ldo . literally the most feral session i’ve ever had
    
    BUT APPARENTLY
    
    my parents came back early. i don’t even know why. i still haven’t asked. but i had my noise canceling headphones on so i didn’t hear the door. didn’t hear them walk in. didn’t hear my dad coming up the stairs.
    
    i only noticed when the door OPENED
    
    and i swear on my life it was like time froze
    
    i yanked my blanket over myself and alt+tabbed SO fast i almost sprained my wrist. but i still had one airpod in and the moans were still playing 😭
    
    my screen had like 12 tabs open. you could SEE one of them was just a full-on femboy cosplay thread with a vid that was 100% still moving in the corner. and my dad just stood there. stared at the screen. then at me. then just backed out slowly like he walked in on a crime scene
    
    i heard my mom downstairs go “was he watching… a boy?” and then silence. complete silence. the kind of silence that makes you reevaluate your entire bloodline
    
    i didn’t leave my room for the rest of the night. i just laid there face down. couldn’t even finish. mood was GONE. soul was GONE
    
    this morning my mom asked if i “needed to talk” and i just said “nope.” my dad still hasn’t said anything. not even a cough. like bro didn’t even tell the dog good morning
    
    i don’t know what they saw. i don’t know if they think i’m gay or possessed or both. all i know is i need to fake my death and move to another country 

    My best friend converted to femboyism. Should I umm… uhh…?

      My best bro Jeff turned himself into a femboy, he calls himself Crystal. Yesterday we were PVPing in Minecraft and everytime I hit him he moaned quietly, after some time I told him to stop, even though I was hard as fuck by then. He said "Tee hee, fine I'll stop b-baka(he likes japanese cartoons and comic books), look at me now." I minimized the Minecraft window and my jaw dropped, there it was on my screen. Jeff's asshole, he streamed it to me on discord, the quality was pretty good for a webcam.
      
      My girlfriend walked into the room. Thankfully my reflexes were good enough after all those years of masturbation, I quickly minimized discord window. My gf looked me in the eyes and said "Was there your buddy Jeff's asshole on the screen just now?" Oh no, I wasn't quick enough. "Honey, it's not Jeff, it's Crystal" I mumbled. "What the fuck? It's totally Jeff, I would recognise his asshole anytim-" she stopped herself "Anyway, we are breaking up, you cheating scum!" my gf yelled and left. "Damn, bro, you ended my relationship" I said into the mic sadly. His response was "Ok, wanna fuck?"
      
      So, Reddit, should I? uhmmm... auughhummmm.... do the thinggg??? 🧐😩🤔 I crave some bussy, but it is NNN after all...

      I have a huge thing for girls with penises and I don’t know if that makes me gay

        Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if I like dick so much doesn't that make me gay anyway? I don't want to tell anyone about it because I know that if I do and it gets out it will just become another running joke. So I want to know all of you guys opinions, does liking cock make you gay or does it specifically have to be a mans cock for it to be gay? I just want answers so that I at least know somewhere I can align myself.

        I am NOT attracted to femboys

          I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features, wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking about this. If anyone finds pictures that match this description, please send all of them to me so I know what to avoid.

          Femboys are the future

            femboys awe the futuwe of ouw genyewation uwu, they awe cute, giwwy and wuvs putting things up theiw wittwe swutty boipussy, they awe the pewfect giwwfwiends owo and they wiww wuv you fowevew and evew so they nyuzzwes with you O//W//O wooks at daddy c-can I be youw sexy femboy so you can use me as a c-cummies wag pweaseeeee?

            Nykypäivän homot

              Minkä ihmeen vuoksi nykypäivän homot ovat kaikki jotain animeluusereita jotka eivät uskalla perkele mennä edes ulos muiden ihmisten ilmoille? Katsellaan saatana jotain uguu-söpöilypiirrettyjä yksin kotona ja tilataan kiinasta tyttöjen vaatteita ja pukeudutaan niihin ja postaillaan kuvia internettiin huomion toiveessa saatesanoilla "Tahtoisin vain että joku koskettelisi pyllyreikääni hellästi ;_;", jonka jälkeen itketään itsensä uneen animetyttövaatteet päällä ketunhäntätappi perseessä.
              
              Missä on kaikki VANHAN KUNNON NAHKAHOMOT? Viiksekkäitä Tom of Finland machomiehiä nahkavaatteissa ja itsevarmuus huokuu saatana aina Lappeenrannasta Vantaalle asti.
              
              HOMOILU ON MIESTEN HOMMAA!! Ei ollenkaan tuollaisille pelokkaille tyttöjen vaatteisiin pukeutuville hiirulaisille. Muistakaa se! 

              Open English translation

              For what reason are modern gay people always some weeb losers who cant even bring themselves to go outside amongst other people. They fucking watch some UwU cutie cartoons alone at home and order girls clothing from china that they dress in and post pictures of themselves to internet craving attention with the words "I would just want someone to finger my butthole gently ;-;", after which they cry themselves to sleep while wearing a maid outfit and having a fox tail buttplug inside their anus. WHERE ARE THE GOOD OLD LEATHER HOMOSEXUALS? Hairy Tom of Finland machomen with moustaches wearing leather outfits while their self confidence radiates from Lappeenranta all the way to Vantaa. BEING GAY IS FOR MEN!!! Not for those fearful girl clothes wearing little mice.
              Remember this!