I just want a cute little femboy to please all my sexual needs, I would smash his boy pussy whusy and he would be like "Nwooo you boy cwant jwust boy cum in my boy pwussie sussie boy whussie", then I would be all like "YEEEEEEAH😎😎😎😎", then, when we are doing 69 (funny number big chungus), he would fart in my face accidentally, but then it wouldn't be just a boy fart ("bart", for the man of culture r/culture), it would be straight up shit, and I would happily eat all of it, and he would be like "What the fuck? Why are you eating my shit?", that question wouldn't be a wholesome 100 keanu reeves everyone liked that big chungus moment, then I would slap his butt as hard as I can and say "EMERGENCY MEETING, THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR AMANG US" and then he would say "Are you autistic?", then I would say "I KNOW WHO THE IMPASTER IS... MY PISS" and then I would eject my piss into his boy sussy whushy clushy amangus pussy, and it would be a real r/epic big chungy chungus chunguilus moment