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    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BLUE ARCHIVE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄BLUE ARCHIVE IS THE BEST FUCKING GACHA GAME!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GSC PRESIDENT IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎 ARONA IS NOT A CROOK! PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Ojisan is still alive?!? OH NO! A WOLF GIRL HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN Oh The Humanity...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭 CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE 😭😭😭😭😭Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos?🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟🏢🌟 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Bratty Student teasing a Adult 💢💢💢 CORRECTION NEEDED💢💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢💢 Mika best path for Trinity. r/BlueArchive r/unexpectedBA r/expectedBA perfectly balanced as all thing should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/japanesepeopletwitter
    ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BLUE ARCHIVE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄BLUE ARCHIVE IS THE BEST FUCKING GACHA GAME!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GSC PRESIDENT IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎GACHA ALL THE WAY💎💎💎 ARONA IS NOT A CROOK! PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED PLANA BLESSED Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱 Hello Sensei!📱Ojisan is still alive?!? OH NO! A WOLF GIRL HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN ZEPPLIN Oh The Humanity...‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE CUNNY ARCHIVE 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos? Big Building in Kivotos?🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵🏢🔵 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I hate Beatrice 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Bratty Student teasing a Adult 💢💢💢 CORRECTION NEEDED💢💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT 💢💢 Mika best path for Trinity.❗❗ Loli tanker❗❗Loli tanker❗❗Loli tanker❗❗Loli tanker❗❗ Femanine bottom half gehenner 😳😏 Femanine bottom half gehenner😳😏 Femanine bottom half gehenner 😳😏 Femanine bottom half gehenner 😳😏 Femanine bottom half gehenner 😳😏Femanine bottom half gehenner 😳😏 That documents from my school really looks like a student application thoe. Arona, what the fuck have you done to the pryroxenes you BRAT!!!😡💢😡💢😡💢. Don't ask what the bedrooms are used for 💀 Don't ask what the bedrooms are used for 💀Don't ask what the bedrooms are used for 💀Don't ask what the bedrooms are used for 💀 Hilarious guy licking iori's feet(TOUHOU PROJECT REFERENCSJUEU⁉️⁉️⁉️) DO NOT talk about Yuuka's weight for her thighs 😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Yuuka's weight for her thighs😡🤬(198Ч) DO NOT talk about Yuuka's weight for her thighs 😡🤬(198Ч) Local priest when talk about christianity and hell or some shit and mentions Gehenna as hell in greek (KRONOS MENTIONED). 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Sensei Sensei Sensei bit cuungus pay 69420 credits for ur students. My dailies in Kivotos Every single day, I wake up with bags under my eyes and an extreme headache. My anus is so sore that I spend all night writhing in pain and screaming in agony. At precisely 3:00 in the morning, Serina would smash down my door, come into my bedroom, place the blanket on me and take care of me for the rest of the day. The life of an average teacher in Kivotos,510 30 Greece.Hehe, funny European Country🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣More like "Aru"pean amirite?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Le ΓΙΑ ΤΗΝ ΧΩΡΑ!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait. You’re not laughing? B-but, I said le funny country!? Le funny debts!!!! Why aren’t you laughing😡🤬🤬 r/BlueArchive r/unexpectedBA r/expectedBA perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/japanesepeopletwitter

    Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

      Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

      Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️
      
      Rub rub rub rub
      
      Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴
      
      Rub rub rub rub
      
      Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️
      
      Rub rub rub rub
      
      You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣
      
      Rub rub rub rub
      
      What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭
      
      collapses on the ground
      Breathe in
      
      UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE ARMPITS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH 😋😋😋😋😋��😋😋😋😋 lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick MAKI-CHAN'S CUTE SIDEBOOBS!!!!! I WANT TO SEE AND SQUEEZE YOUR CUTE TUMMY TOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA????? CORRECTION NEEDED CORRECTION NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
      Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense 💢💢👺👺👺. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.
      
      SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨🥛 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨
      
      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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          What’s great about the baggy Hina panel

            What's great about the baggy Hina panel is that the Hina in the main story has an incredible, dazzling smile. The dazzlingness of that smile is as divine as that of the sun, or rather, that of Holacti. This smile makes any pose or outfit look 170% more cute than ours. I've always thought that her cheeks were so puffy, but now that she's smiling, they've become even more puffy, and I'm starting to think that even thinking about touching them is an affront to the preciousness of this world. Also, the first button on the neck is not closed, thank you very much. Thank you very much for the loose fashion, which would be unusual for Hina, who is usually a well-behaved person. Also, the clothes, the moe sleeves and hanging sleeves, are very good for estimating Hina's body size. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it's the embodiment of what I want to hold, no, it's already reached the level where I want to wrap myself around it and sleep with it, and this alone is enough to subdue Gehenna. The position of the skirt is also in the golden ratio, and as you can see from the normal portrait of Hina, her legs are very slender and she boasts an outstanding figure.This alone gives her a divine balance, but in this panel, it almost looks like clothes. It is hidden (←This is super important) and its knees are exposed (it comes with a bandage, and just having it on makes the chick look several times more cute), making it look like a god. The eye tends to be drawn to the upper body, but the position of the skirt is so low that it exposes just the right amount of light, bringing out Hina's short stature and highlighting her cuteness. To be honest, this part alone is a lethal dose of cuteness for me, but if you look down even further, there are leg warmers... This is extremely criminal. I wonder how much she plans to enhance her legs, or rather her chicks.

            Hayase Yuuka

              Yuuka from Blue Archive
              Every Blue Archive copypasta
              Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
              
              Who is Yuuka?
              
              For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
              
              For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
              
              For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
              
              For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
              
              For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
              
              If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.
              
              If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.
              
              If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.
              
              Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.
              
              Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.
              
              Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.
              
              Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.
              
              Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.
              
              If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.
              
              If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.
              
              I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.