Blue Archive

Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint

Originated from the comments of a post on r/BlueArchive that brought out the unhinged nature of Blue Archive fans.

Her canvas is ready and my paintbrush is on hand 🎨🖌️

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Maki-chan, your vivid colors are blending with my white paint 🖌️⚪🔴

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Looks like Sensei will need to apply multiple layers🥛🖌️

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You are too greedy Maki-chan, do you want me to go through all of my paint!? 🖌️🪣

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What a masterpiece Maki-chan... ! 😭😭😭😭😭

collapses on the ground

Breathe in

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Uohhhhhhhhh Maki-chan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 seducing an adult is a very serious offense 💢💢👺👺👺. I'll correct you lightly this time, you might even enjoy it. You might have not heard about this but there is a technique in spray painting and body painting that allows for the painting of the inside of the body 😭. It isn't very versatile since it can only paint in a white palette, but it is interesting isn't it? You'll be enrolled in an extended course on this technique with me Maki-chan 😭 until you learn to dutifully obey authority uohhhhh.

SPLOSH SPLOSH SPLOSH 🎨🥛 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨 GET SPRAYPAINTED 🎨

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What’s great about the baggy Hina panel

What's great about the baggy Hina panel is that the Hina in the main story has an incredible, dazzling smile. The dazzlingness of that smile is as divine as that of the sun, or rather, that of Holacti. This smile makes any pose or outfit look 170% more cute than ours. I've always thought that her cheeks were so puffy, but now that she's smiling, they've become even more puffy, and I'm starting to think that even thinking about touching them is an affront to the preciousness of this world. Also, the first button on the neck is not closed, thank you very much. Thank you very much for the loose fashion, which would be unusual for Hina, who is usually a well-behaved person. Also, the clothes, the moe sleeves and hanging sleeves, are very good for estimating Hina's body size. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it's the embodiment of what I want to hold, no, it's already reached the level where I want to wrap myself around it and sleep with it, and this alone is enough to subdue Gehenna. The position of the skirt is also in the golden ratio, and as you can see from the normal portrait of Hina, her legs are very slender and she boasts an outstanding figure.This alone gives her a divine balance, but in this panel, it almost looks like clothes. It is hidden (←This is super important) and its knees are exposed (it comes with a bandage, and just having it on makes the chick look several times more cute), making it look like a god. The eye tends to be drawn to the upper body, but the position of the skirt is so low that it exposes just the right amount of light, bringing out Hina's short stature and highlighting her cuteness. To be honest, this part alone is a lethal dose of cuteness for me, but if you look down even further, there are leg warmers... This is extremely criminal. I wonder how much she plans to enhance her legs, or rather her chicks.

Hayase Yuuka

Yuuka from Blue Archive — Every Blue Archive copypasta

Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.

Who is Yuuka?

For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.

For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.

For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.

For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.

For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.

If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.

If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.

Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.

Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.

Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.

Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.

Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.

If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.

If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.

I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.

I can’t tell you how much I love Azusa.

I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa. I dream of her with her hands in mine, sitting on a bank of our city's hill, hidden under the night starry sky, our faces close, her eyes closed as I reach for a tender, protective kiss. Every day I step out of my bed just for Azusa. Every day I can't think of anything but Azusa. Every day I live only for Azusa. Come into my care, into my arms, I will heal you, I will take care of you, I will guarantee to fight for you with all my willpower and vitality until my last breath. I love you Azusa!!