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Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv

    Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
    
    I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
    

    Myrtle Arknights

      Origin of the Myrtle copypasta
      I've started to play Arknights a few months ago. Yesterday I was pulling Mlynar's banner and I happened to got this short and cute red haired girl named Myrtle. So I decided to hear her voicelines. She is absolute wife material. Now I fantasize about Kal'tsit yelling at me and I go crying to Myrtle complaining. She comforts me and hugs me as she tells me I am doing a good job as I cry lying on her petite chest.

      Gladiia is the most compatible operator

        Gladiia from Arknights
        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Doctor and female operator breeding, Gladiia is the most compatible operator for us dokutahs? Not only is she based off a swordfish, which means she has a highly seggzy slender figure, Gladiia is 181cm tall (weights ■■kg), and her thighs are extremely thicc. This means she’s more than capable of handling doctor's dick, and with her impressive stats for HP and Defense, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, being an Aegir, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Gladiia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. Not only that, with her smooth pale skin, menacing red eyes, sharp gaze, dominating personality and breedable hips, you can be sure to go for hours without getting soft. She can also use her talent2, Survival of the Fittest, to increase the damage she deals with her swaying juicy thighs to your already light self control, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. Using her hooker skills she could pull you deeper and deeper with every move (strength 2), or pin you under her thighs and pompoir your dick in a maelstrom of bodily fluids and bonus 800 arts dmg/tile. With her talent1, Waves of Ægir, she can regenerate 3.5% Max HP every second and receive less physical and arts damage, shared with other Abyssal Hunter operators in case of group seggz, meaning she can easily recover from fatigue with just a few seconds break. No other operator comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, as an albino, she's already white. Gladiia is literally built for doctors' dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + 30% damage reduction means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still cume for more.

        I love Jessica

          Jessica is a character in Arknights
          Praise Jessica. Headpat Jessica. Purchase cake for Jessica from her favorite bakery. High-five Jessica completely out of the blue. Embrace BSW. Always hand-feed Jessica her food. Take Jessica into your arms. Hold Jessica's hand on a walk. Toss Jessica her favorite blanket. Judo throw Jessica during her self-defense course. Twist Jessica's pickle jar open. Protect Jessica from the FBI. Sing karaoke with Jessica all night long. Pamper pregnant vision-holder Jessica. Plap Jessica on the beach. Smooch Jessica in the movie theater. Adulate Jessica in the public square. Eat Jessica out. Massage Jessica. Exterminate Jessica's social anxieties. Talk Jessica through her low self-esteem. Treat Jessica to chocolate pudding. Educate Jessica. Mandatory hugs for Jessica. Grind Jessica some parmesan cheese for her macaroni. Drown Jessica in unrelenting love. Grow old with Jessica in marriage. Feed Jessica crepes suzette. Shield Jessica with your body.
          
          TOTAL. JESSICA. LOVE. 💕

          Every Arknights copypasta

          Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad.

            Silence from Arknights copypasta
            Please God, I want to impregnate Silence so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
            
            Silence is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both Primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Columbian history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
            
            I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
            
            She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
            
            I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
            
            God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
            
            I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Silence’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself Cum until she gave me permission.
            
            I love you, Silence. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Olivia. I'm waiting for you.
            
            I’ll always be waiting for you.

            Chongyue

              Chongyue voicelines from Arknights
              UNSTEADY 🏋️ POSTURE 🤸‍♂️ WAVERING 💪
              
              A thousand 🚶 moves 🧎
              
              A thousand 🧘‍♂️ moves 🐉
              
              After all 👐 this 🐲 time 🤸‍♂️
              
              A thousand 👊 moves🏃
              
              UNSTEADY 🐲 POSTURE 📣 WAVERING 💁‍♂️
              
              STRIKE 🥋 SUNDER 🏋️ THE TIDES 💪 CLEFT🏃
              
              UNSTEADY 🤸‍♂️ POSTURE 🐉 WAFERING 🧘‍♂️
              KEI 🏋️ NARIO 🤸‍♂️ NAZASU 💪
              
              Sensou 🚶 hyakushiki 🧎
              
              Sensou 🧘‍♂️ hyakushiki 🐉
              
              Kisamara 👐 no 🐲 mondai 🤸‍♂️
              
              Sensou 👊 hyakushiki 🏃
              
              KEI 🐲 NARIO 📣 NAZASU 💁‍♂️
              
              KEIHA 🥋 SUREBA 🏋️ KOUCHOU 💪 OCHIRU 🏃
              
              KEI 🤸‍♂️ NARIO 🐉 NAZASU 🧘‍♂️
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