Listen, I don't have much time, I've been held captive as a sex slave on the nearl's family house now some of you might raise your eyebrows and said "lol dude, why are you distressing over a good time?" so let me tell you this IT IS NOT
So like most of you guys, I dreamt of continuing the nearl family bloodline, I volunteered immediately without hesitation, I dreamt about this for so long, when a horse is in heat they will show signs such anxiety, squealing, signs of aggression, frequent urination, and looser bowel movement, did you know how hot is that? I could literally receive gallons upon gallons of golden showers and I would happily help with any bowel problem that they has, a horse could also exert a kick up to 2000 psi, I really want to have that amount of force right in my nuts, their aggression also means you could have a really rough seggs all night long
So there I am waiting eagerly in the bedroom naked for either Maria, Margaret, or zofia, or best case scenario all three of them at once. But... Imagine my surprise, when I heard the door creaks open there's no sign of any three of them, instead what I saw was uncle mlynar, all naked, with a huge throbbing horse cock, DID YOU KNOW HOW BIG IS THAT?! I SWORE ITS MORE THAN 50CM LONG WITH 6CM GIRTH I panicked but mlynar is just there not even looking at me, he's reading a goddamn newspaper, he didn't talk much and just slam my head into the bed while that huge throbbing horse dick just keep pounding my ass, I screamed and begged for mercy, but he didn't even seem to care, he's just casually reading that newspaper while keep pounding me mercilessly, after for a long time, I could see the light from the sun coming up he finally stops and calmly said "that's all for today, I need to get to work" I can't even speak anymore and just lie down there thinking about the life choices I made that I ended up in this situation, this has been going for days so please, help me
I want to bang saga so goddamn bad
She's so fucking cute i want to bang her and then fall asleep next to her and then wake up with scrambled eggs ready that she made for me while she says "so guys we did it we reached 250ml of cum in my tight little pussy"
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang saga so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to arknights I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with saga . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of saga tight dog pussy.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me . I'd dressed my phone in saga attire and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see saga
Of course it's not gay. You're breeding with a girl, 100% straight Sounding isn't even a "gay act". It's a bit kinky. but I guess Weedy is a kinky girl. Only sexual acts with other guys is gay. You're good.
As for sex with Weedy. I imagine it will go like this: You have sex with her like a normal girl but with her on top and you're holding hands. but in the height of arousal, she would insert her ovipositor into your urethra (It's a soft tentacle-like organ that extends from within her vagina). Ejaculation would ensue as you both orgasm simultaneously, and her ovipositor would meet your sperm halfway inside of your urethra, right on the prostate area (You'd feel a strong and deep sexual pressure), ensuring that your sperm would successfully fertilize her eggs with a 99% success rate (Excess fluids would be ejaculated past her ovipositor and into her vagina). This fertilizes the eggs, and these fertilized eggs. still inside you, would slowly travel backwards all throughout the vas deferens tubes, into the epididymis's and into your testicles. where they would attach themselves inside of them, safely rest, grow, and be nourished by the testicles: While they grow, they make your testicles work 10x their usual rate, and so you'd be much, much hornier than usual. This allows you to become very attached and intimate with Weedy during the period (This ensures a strong parental bond for the offspring).
The eggs wouldn't grow very large at all. They are quite small, but there are up to 1500 of them. and they take from 9-45 days to finish growing. Once they're ready to hatch however, you have birthing sex with Weedy. It is very intimate and wild sex with her where at the peak of the act, you have an immensely powerful ejaculation and ejaculate the eggs into her vagina. They sit there briefly before she delivers them just like humans regularly would through labor. You pass out from the pleasure mid orgasm. and you awake to up to 1500 mini Weedy's and Weedy.
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Lappland clothes,make-up and etc. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, LAPPLAND!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally geh" But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his c*m off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Lappland, Dokutah"
Mudrock is my everything. She's on a whole different level. When I'm playing Arknights I don't even dare to look at her, it would be a crime for a pathetic loser like me to put my eyes on the pinnacle of evolution. Because yes, Mudrock is more than just a defender operator, she's the result of hundreds of years of evolution and natural selection. A goddess. A being far superior to anything in Terra. She's the true master race, and her childs will be the future masters of Terra, thanks to the genetic heritage. If I were a poor disgraced Reunion soldier facing her I wouldn't even try to fight her, I would lay down and accept my fate, having my skull crushed. I can't even think of a better way to die, killed by Queen of the food chain. Even as the Doctor I wouldn't dare to go agaisnt her will, she doesn't want to work? I'd give a whole dormitory just for her. She doesn't want to fight anymore? Understandable, having to "fight" against worthless worms knowing you are on a whole different genetic level sounds terrible boring. I would sell Kal'tsit to Somali pirates just to fund her oripathy treatment. Mudrock is the water that gives us life. She's progress, future, a deity from Heaven made to rule over Terra.
I am a Mudrockist.
I know my place,
and I'll be always yours, Mudrock.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vulpo breeding, Suzuran is the most compatible Vulpo for humans? Not only vulpos are related to your average foxes, which foxes have an estrous cycle that last for six days, Suzuran is 137cm tall and around 89 pounds, this means she is more than large enough to be able handle human dicks with the average size of 6 inches surprisingly she can also handle Kuranta dicks too with an average of 20 inches, and with her impressive Base Stats for HP and access to her 3rd skill or Fox fire haze which allow her to heal herself, you can be rough with her. She can also learn the moves "I'll do my best", "Childhood FROLIC", and "BINDING Circle" along with having a silky smooth nine furry tails to stroke and endulge yourself, it’d be incredibly easy for you to get yourself and her in the mood. With her supporting/healing abilities, she can easily recover from any wounds that you may inflict to her if you are planning to perform bondage or BDSM play with her. No other Operator not even Shamare comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, she is very closed to folinic, you can probably invite her for some threesome fun. Suzuran is literally built for sex. S2 which allow her two take two cocks in one go S3 that allows her to heal herself for a significant amount of time means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
