Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.
Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨 Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨 
Every single day i fantasize about Mostima using her divine blue tongue licking me thoroughly without leaving a single nano centimeter unlicked in my body... every single i day i fantasize about eating and swallowing that tongue intimately with my beloved wife Mostima, as we both lick each other's tongue and stretch every second into an eternity itself and continue that process for that eternity of eternites, i want to kiss her so deeply that even Gojo's Imaginary Technique: Purple Wouldn't compare to the depth of my kiss. I want her to kiss my mouth with a force of absolute brutality, thusly pushing me towards the ends of the multiverse itself and beyond.
I mean, you guys don't GET IT AT ALLLLLLLL
my love for this woman precedes the beginning of oblivion and nothingness themselves, before even before of all creation.
I want her to whisper in my ears: "you white ngga, i am yours ~" everyday, every minute and push me to the wall and put her feet between my legs and bite my chest as i grab her and hug her so deeply that we would merge into one entity.
I would lick her feet thoroughly everyday, and bark "yes, my queen" as 'humiliate' myself as the Supreme Harbinger of Finality and Judgement's Executor... But here's the neat part....
That isn't humiliation... That is absolute transcendence above all lifeforms. I want her to eat me inside out and i want to eat her and lick her centimeter to centimeter... And again... Stretch every second into an eternity itself.
And I'd want us both to hug in bed in winter listening to classical jazz/russian music as we watch TV and sit in the most questionable positions known to man and as i sleep on her naked warm boobs and her play with my hair and tell me I've been a bad boy recently to CORRECT me.
I'd put her moan as my ringtone and keep my ringtone at 20000% of its max volume even in public to remind myself of such a blessing in my life of an absolute perfection. And I'd do anything even absorb all of humanity's pain and live with the entire cosmos explosions and black holes inside me for eternity to see her become real and marry me forever. I mean you guys ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET MY LOVE FOR HER NEITHER GET HOW PERFECT SHE IS!!! she's absolutely perfect, beyond the language potency of our world and comprehension. Even perfection is an insult to her supremacy. Nooooo, you guys don't understand even with that explanation.
And i absolutely love that she's on my mind every second 24/7 and lives as the fundamental presupposition of my existence.
Truly beyond all. My beloved Mostima.
Actually.... Imma remove the chains put against me...
I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF ANYMORE!
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AHHHHHHHHH BE MY WIFE BE MY WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
I've started to play Arknights a few months ago. Yesterday I was pulling Mlynar's banner and I happened to got this short and cute red haired girl named Myrtle. So I decided to hear her voicelines. She is absolute wife material. Now I fantasize about Kal'tsit yelling at me and I go crying to Myrtle complaining. She comforts me and hugs me as she tells me I am doing a good job as I cry lying on her petite chest.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Doctor and female operator breeding, Gladiia is the most compatible operator for us dokutahs? Not only is she based off a swordfish, which means she has a highly seggzy slender figure, Gladiia is 181cm tall (weights ■■kg), and her thighs are extremely thicc. This means she’s more than capable of handling doctor's dick, and with her impressive stats for HP and Defense, you can be rough with her. Due to her mostly water based biology, being an Aegir, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Gladiia would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with her for hours without getting sore. Not only that, with her smooth pale skin, menacing red eyes, sharp gaze, dominating personality and breedable hips, you can be sure to go for hours without getting soft. She can also use her talent2, Survival of the Fittest, to increase the damage she deals with her swaying juicy thighs to your already light self control, so it'd be incredibly easy for her to get you in the mood. Using her hooker skills she could pull you deeper and deeper with every move (strength 2), or pin you under her thighs and pompoir your dick in a maelstrom of bodily fluids and bonus 800 arts dmg/tile. With her talent1, Waves of Ægir, she can regenerate 3.5% Max HP every second and receive less physical and arts damage, shared with other Abyssal Hunter operators in case of group seggz, meaning she can easily recover from fatigue with just a few seconds break. No other operator comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, as an albino, she's already white. Gladiia is literally built for doctors' dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + 30% damage reduction means she can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still cume for more.
Praise Jessica. Headpat Jessica. Purchase cake for Jessica from her favorite bakery. High-five Jessica completely out of the blue. Embrace BSW. Always hand-feed Jessica her food. Take Jessica into your arms. Hold Jessica's hand on a walk. Toss Jessica her favorite blanket. Judo throw Jessica during her self-defense course. Twist Jessica's pickle jar open. Protect Jessica from the FBI. Sing karaoke with Jessica all night long. Pamper pregnant vision-holder Jessica. Plap Jessica on the beach. Smooch Jessica in the movie theater. Adulate Jessica in the public square. Eat Jessica out. Massage Jessica. Exterminate Jessica's social anxieties. Talk Jessica through her low self-esteem. Treat Jessica to chocolate pudding. Educate Jessica. Mandatory hugs for Jessica. Grind Jessica some parmesan cheese for her macaroni. Drown Jessica in unrelenting love. Grow old with Jessica in marriage. Feed Jessica crepes suzette. Shield Jessica with your body.
TOTAL. JESSICA. LOVE. 💕