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โ€œGirlfriend baked all the beansโ€

    โ€œMy (25M) girlfriend 26F baked all the beans, now I consider to end our relations? What do I do?
    
    Hello,
    
    My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.
    
    Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.
    
    Yes, all. Oh brother.
    
    In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days.
    
    But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now."
    
    I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.
    
    But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far.
    
    A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze!
    
    I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.
    
    But I hates what she did to my beans.
    
    On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so."
    
    But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her.โ€

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