Donald trump as the Lorax
I am the Lorax I speak for the trees
And I’m going to be honest with you, the trees been spreading lies. There’s this one tree, Tony, who’s a maple tree, who’s... now hold on, I DONT hate maple trees. I was just pointing out the fact that he was a maple tree, I only hate THIS one. Not ALL maple trees are bad. I love maple trees, in fact their my favorite tree. I have many friends who are maple trees. Anyway, this one maple tree, was telling me that he was sick of all the pollution, and that it was affecting him. And I said to him, I said, ‘well tony, you know what the problem is? It’s all these geese coming in from the south. Their taking our jobs, Tony.’ And Tony, he didn’t believe me. Tony told me that wasn’t the issue at all. Now let me tell you something folks, Tony is fake news. He gets his news from a peacock, and I tell him, ‘that peacock is corrupt and spreading lies. If you want real news you talk to a fox.’ I tell him. Anyway, the moral of the story is folks, is that these “geese” are migrating from the south. These geese, do you know what their doing to this country? I’ll tell you. Their running it into the ground. If you vote for me for ruler of the forest again, we will MAKE THE FOREST GREAT AGAIN. Thank you.Next time you want to talk shit on me…
Next time you want to talk shit on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of shit mf, I'm a fucking United States Marine. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 weeks then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a fucking Osprey while you can't even get a job at McDonalds. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me because I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked to hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.K? K what?
K?
K what?
K the letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”.
So your reply is “Kidding?”
Or K as in Potassium?
Do you need some Special K breakfast cereal?
K, as in K/O?
Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks?
Sharks has a K in it...When someone says ‘bruh’
Damn man what a good comment. I can see the effort and thought it took for you to think of such an amazing and deep idea. It’s honestly so mindblowing it deserves a Nobel Prize. Please, my superior, provide more of your intellect upon us measly commenters. How can your brain be this big? Only you know, as your brain is the biggest and mightiest here. I wonder how many years of schooling and mastership it has taken you to reach a point where you can type such a holy manuscript. Speaking of holy things, this should be a verse in the Bible. Your words should be hung up on every house. I wish everyone could have the power to lay their fingers on a keyboard and compose such elegance as what you have just wrote, but alas, not everyone in this world is prepared to have such a way with words as you. Your comment is just so amazingly, mindblowingly perfect and insightful that not even the top Harvard scientists could compete. You, my good man, have such a wide knowledge of english and writing it is unfathomable.2.19% gay
Actually mom, they're called traps, and they're far superior than just regular "girls". In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don't expect you to understand, but I googled it and I found that it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight.