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Among Us is great, my fav part is…

    Among Us is great
    The game is great.my favorite part is YOU DISCONECTED FROM THE SERVER.
    RELIABLE PACKET 1 (size=13) WAS NOT ACK'D AFTER 7505MS (9 RESENDS)
    haha 10/10 

    A young Ben Shapiro insults his classmate :

      A young Ben Shapiro
      Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

      Among Us in a nutshell

        The among us experience
        get friend
        gift friend game
        play game
        argue for 2 minutes on why you're not imposter
        you're imposter
        lose friend
        get other friend
        11/10 

        Among Us – Oh Hi Mark

          Among us
          I did not kill her, it's not true, it's bullsh**, I did not kill her, I did not.
          Gets ejected anyways...
          *2 imposter remains* 

          I’m so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery

            sure that happened
            I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child.

            Ben Shapiro ok this is epic

              Ben shapiro libtard destroyer
              So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.