K? Really you fucking idiot? I pour my heart and soul into a message and you reply with k? Do you think this is some kind of joke? Do you not realize how much this hurt me? This is like giving a man you risked his life in combat to save 100 other soldiers and giving him a bar of chocolate. God you are so inconsiderate. Come back when you learn to text like a normal person.
Hey Vsauce, the Infinite Darkness here
Why am I filled with eternal pain and suffering? Well, my soul has been consumed by the one all might Lord, Cthulu, so I have been trapped inside this dying mortal corpses for all eternity, never to escape.
I'm new to this land \*Banishes Glorious Nippon Steel Katana Folded Over 1000 Time\* I am known as AbysmalTyrant6, but you may address me as The Wolf of Doom. ha-ha.. As you can see, I'm very intimidating. This is why I am here now, to meet intimidating people such as myself. My true form is thousands of years old (I'm very youthful for being an ancient prophecy, though) I enjoy practicing swordsmanship with my Wolf companion, Tilly. (I have a kindred animal spirit so if you don't recognize that, off with your head) It's our favorite martial art because it's so intimidating. My wolf spirit, Tilly is also extremely intimidating of course but I wish to meet more intimidating people. It's as the ancient Japanese said "弱肉強食" “The weak are meat; the strong eat.” ha-ha-ha.. Anyways, I hope to meet a lot of intimidating people here so please give me lots of comments.
AAAHHHOOOOOOOOO <-- Me howling with my wolf familiar.
Farewell...
"Wake from death and return to life"
The Wolf of Doom
OwO : Standard use, for noticing bulges
owo : When the bulge isn't as big
uwu : When you're not impressed by the bulge or there isn't one
ÒwÓ : Mischievous OwO, for when you're feeling devious
□w□ : The OwO for people who wear glasses
●w● : The OwO if you're wearing sunglasses
Owo : For feeling confused of the bulge
♡w♡ : The legendary OwO, used for bulges so large that you get heart eyes from it. Do not use this emote lightly, for the power of it is great
So, you've lost No Nut November. What does that mean? It means you're weak for you've succumbed to mere temporary carnal pleasure. You have abandoned the power of self-control for a few seconds of ecstasy, and where does that leave you? Alone, Abandoned, Ashamed. You may claim that you stand strong, tall and healthy over us for the simple act of stimulating your sexual organ might help prevent prostate cancer, but what are 30 days of releasing your unborn children against 335 days of being able to. Your sick perversion has left you down with all the other rotten peasants who couldn't stray from their addiction for a simple month. You could've joined your comrades in the majestic gates of Valhalla as you pleasured yourself to even the most depraved tags in your website of preference, yet here you lie defeated as your comrades continue to fight strong to the urge of mating whether it be with a sexual partner or their own extremity. Your mere presence disgusts them as their trust and belief in you slowly drifted from their hearts with each stroke you gave to your rod. May the guilt of your actions weigh you down for what's left of the month