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Shit was SO cash

    Its a old 4chan copypasta from 2007 originating from the /b/ board. The copypasta is an unhinge and somewhat ironic rant in which the OP berates everyone else while portraying himself as the alpha male.

    Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

    Pois é, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o único que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?

      Pois é, ngm assiste ou sequer jogou futebol. Acompanhando o sub me veio uma pergunta, seria eu o único que jogou futebol de forma organizada sem ser pelada com os amigos?

tipo metade dos comentários que vejo aqui são obviamente escrito por não atletas que chega ser cômico.

Quando eu jogava no sub 17 do Ypiranga (3 anos de titular)Eu corria mais rápido que qualquer um. Os técnicos do time me chamavam de Falcão dos pampas, apelido que ganhei devido ao meu talento e durante essas três temporadas fui o lateral mais temido do gauchão sub-17. No meu último ano chegamos as semi finais do estadual mas fomos fudidos pelos árbitros nos 43 do segundo tempo mas isso é outro assunto (me manda no privado se tiver interessado em saber mais)

Então sim, espero que vocês possam entender porque eu sinto uma grande desconexão com os redditors desse sub. Por favor me diga que eu não sou o único que se sente assim lol

      My roommate keeps creaming in his sleep

        My roommate keeps creaming in his sleep
        byu/Unique_Biscotti8003 inUNLV

        Started as a post on the University of Nevada subreddit, it became a meme due to the typo in the title that makes the whole thing so much funnier. Its part of a series of copypasta that started from university rant or post.

        This is driving me insane and I’m losing sleep. At least twice a week my roommate will randomly sit up at like 3 am in his sleep and scream his lungs out. I mean full on screaming as if his life is in danger. It lasts like 12 seconds and then he’s right back to sleeping. It wakes me up every single time and scares the shit out of me. I asked him this morning if he has night terrors and he acts like he has no idea what I’m talking about. This has been going on for a month and a half and if it goes on any longer I’m going to lose my mind.

        Sabaton is a Nazi Band.

          Sabaton copypasta

          Started as a Reddit joke, it starts of completely unhinge before revealing itself as troll in the 2nd half with ‘great Emu War’, fake moon landing and Sabaton role in releasing Covid. 

          Sabaton is a Nazi Band. Their lyrics contain crypto fascist hidden messenges to an extend where even Adolf Hitler himself looks like a communist in comparison. In fact, its entirely proven that members of Sabaton are responsible for several warcrimes during the great Emu War. They also faked the moon landing and released Covid.

          Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence

            M2016 Contitution rifle copypasta

            Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed to the M2016 from Helldivers. Its part of a series of Helldivers 2 guns that has used this copypasta template.

            Own a M2016 constitution rifle for home defence since that what the founding fathers intended

4 devistators break into my high value asset extraction zone. what the devil. I grab the constitution rifle.

Blow a golfball size hole in the first devistator he’s dead on the spot. I grab my pistol and aim it at the second devistator but miss cause I forgot to switch off the crisper and torch the helldiver to my left.

I have to resort to the orbital cannon at the top of low orbit loaded with airburst. “TALLY HO LADS”

The airburst shreds 2 men in the blast. The extra sound and shrapnel blow up the 2 gates at the entrances

Reload crisper and charge the last undemocratic scum.

He dies of fire after waiting for the bot drop to arrive since enhanced combustion is one hell of a buff.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

            you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you’re below even a secondary. you’re below a fucking tertiary.

              you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you're below even a secondary. you're below a fucking tertiary. Lain doesnt even LOOK like this, let alone act like this, and who the flying FUCK is SHINJI??? do you mean from Evangelion, the OTHER show you havent seen???