Thanks for listening to Spotify
No, really
You could've listened to the radio
You could've spun some vinyl
You could've played a cassette tape
You could've listened to an eight track tape, if you knew what an eight track tape looked like
But you listened to Spotify
Thanks for that
And you still have hundreds of more playlists to enjoyI fucking hate the eight track tape line. I hate it. Where the hell do they get off talking to their patrons like that? The tone in which the woman says it is so demeaning… so condescending… she says it as if she knows me. As if she knows my life. As if she KNOWS my struggles. But no. She doesn’t. She doesn’t know me, and she doesn’t know whether or not I know what an eighth track tape looks like. Nonetheless, it relents. Every time I turn on my 70s easy listening playlist she’s there. Watching. Waiting. Mocking. And every time, she’s there to tell me that I don’t know what an 8 track tape looks like.𓀐𓂸
𓀐𓂸WARNING !!!!!
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.
Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.Some people add me because they think I'm a girl since my avatar is an anime girl, then when I tell them I'm a guy they usually ask me if I'm gay. Well listen here, using a female anime pic not only shows your appreciation of the opposite gender, but also to all of the 2D girls out there that desperately need a 3D boyfriend. We must unite as one, fellow guys who have anime girls as their avatars, and show these fools that we are proud to show off our favorite anime girls in our profile pictures.Fuck you Redditard. You should be ashamed of yourself for stealing quality content such as his. You’re merely a plebeian nerd that likes to steal OC from content creators because you’re unable to create sophisticated and HILARIOUS content that is actually meant to be uploaded on iFunny not Reddit. You see, the difference is iFunny is for people who are not only witty, but extremely intelligent, thoughtful, and hilarious. Reddit on the other hand, is meant for silly nerd baffoons that don’t have a sense of humor, are stupid and not funny. A monkey sitting at a typewriter can come up with more quality content than you. Hell, my baby sister could probably come up with a more quality content username. If I did a poll right now on iFunny about you, we would all be shredding you to smithereens because quite frankly, you’re a pathetic loser. I just wanted to personally let you know that if I was your dad, I would disown you. You should really consider coming up with better, more quality content like the original uploader because the content you have is just pure bologna. I’m sick and tired with Redditards like you stealing quality content and then just posting it to reddit and thinking that you’re original and funny. Quite frankly, it’s just plain pathetic.