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I just want Kamala to tread on my face with those sensual, presidential feet.
Oh my god, can you imagine them bound within silky stockings of the finest quality the United States treasury can buy.
Fuck, I would do anything to be her pitiful fucking cum slave. She could chain me under her desk in the Oval Office and I would suckle the nectar from her presidential rose until my stomach literally tears itself apart.
My blood and mucus and shit and cum would all mix together and soak into Oval Office's carpet, to be trodden upon by President Kamala's divinely blessed feet long after my broken corpse has been unceremoniously dumped in the Atlantic by my mocha colored queen and her Secret Service bulls.
Fucking women is pretty gay if you think about it. They are usually smaller and weaker. It takes a real man to fuck a jacked gymbro brick shithouse of a man.
I fucking hate Wobbuffet with a burning passion. Which dingus thought giving it both Shadow Tag, Encore and Destiny bond was a good idea? It's so frustrating playing Showdown and trying to sweep only for this big blue dildo to suddenly jump on screen and prevent you from switching out because of Shadow Tag. You're forced to watch as its stupid poker face traps you in a loop of status moves so when it reflects your attacks it's guaranteed to obliterate your heaviest hitter like it thinks it's Exodia or something while it screams "WOBBUFUCKINGFFET!". God damnit I hate this thing.
T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance... So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson? oh really? That's pretty poggers wholesome of you. My favorite video game is cyberpunk, becuase keanu reeves is in it. ..You don't know who that is? Not very epic of you. No no, its ok. I wont get too mad at you, my princess. Yeah uh, wanna join my discord? Yeah that's right, mine. I am a moderator after all. My nickname on discord is daddy, so you should call me that too. You can be my kitten, too! hey wait it's just a joke haha r/wosh wow you can't even take a joke.Hahaha, unless? Anyways do you like anime? My favorite is corey in the house or shrek. Yeah, came up with that one myself. Im pretty funny huh.Oh, you like naruto? Thats pretty normie cringe. If you really knew your stuff, you'd watch 私の肛門が脱出している聖なるたわごと救急車を呼んでください. yeah that's right, i can speak japanese. I can speak 5- no, 6 other languages, but i dont want to brag too much. So uh, haha wouldn't it be funny if you sent me a picture of ur feet as a prank? Man i sure would hate that. That would be awful. hahaha please dont. Wow, look at my phone! 69%! Haha nice. "Thanks for the gold kinda stranger" haha you use reddit right? No? It's alright. You should get it though. Wowww youre downloading reddit on your phone? r/foundthemobileuser much. Hahaha i also choose this guy's dead wife. Nonono wait its like a meme wow rwoosh again
Well anyways, ive got to get back to class. You should join the anime club! You're alright, for a woman. haha r/latervirgins amirite
