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Being a Karen is low key awesome as hell. You get to have sweet ass chunky highlights and drive a big hideous SUV you secretly eat 3 donuts a day in and dont report to weight watchers. You can go to your jazzersize class absolutely fucked up on airplane bottles of rum and a perc you got from your friend who has back issues. Call your daughter a whore in front of her friends when she's 12 then pretend not to remember it when she brings it up deeply traumatized in her 20s. Fucking boss bitch shit straight up. Just blasting "dude looks like a lady" max volume flooring it to a target to cause a ruckus returning a bath mat. Not giving a single shit if its problematic. You like it that way. Making your dumbass kids apologize to YOU when you say racist shit. Getting zooted on your strawberry nosed husbands blood pressure meds. Hell yes queen fucking slay.
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew it
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵉᵒʳᵉᵒÜ tækê thåt bàčk lęœrėô𝓲𝓽𝘴 ꪑ𝘳 ꪶꫀꪮ𝘳𝓲ꪮ💀It’s✌🏼Mr🙃lay🤰🏻oreo🍪”TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO”
Leorio: turns back ✨aestheticly✨
”I said take it back.”
”It’s mR. Leorio.❤️”Take 😡 that👿 back 😢 leorio 😩I 💕 said 😻 take 🙈 it 👹 back 😭 its 👁 mister 😹 leorio ⛓